/hfz/ Historical Roster

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Rosters

2021

/vt/ League

No. Position Player 1 GK GLORYMAN 33 LB MAD MONKE OF HOLOFIGHTZ 4 CB Jobber of Japan 9 CB Magnet Stairs 32 RB I am the Table 999 DMF Wrestling is not real Nene 69 CMF HFZ Mel 96 CMF Mikoler 11 AMF John Ina 13 SS Watamage 10 CF Oozora "The Face" Subaru

No. Position Player 340 GK Weight of the World 2 CB HFZDark 404 CB ERROR 20 CB Indrawnesia 299 RB REF HATE 0 RB The More Logos 993 LB E.G.G.M.A.N. 102 LB Dogfucker 18 DMF I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO 8 DMF LIMITLESS 7 CMF R.RATLER 12 CMF Judas

2022

/vt/ League 2

No. Position Player 47 GK Suisei 47 33 LB MAD MONKE OF HOLOFIGHTZ 4 CB Jobber of Japan 9 CB Magnet Stairs 32 RB I am the Table 999 DMF Wrestling is not real Nene 69 CMF HFZ Mel 96 CMF Mikoler 11 AMF John Ina 13 SS Watamage 10 CF Oozora "The Face" Subaru

No. Position Player 340 GK Weight of the World 2 CB Society 404 CB ERROR 20 CB Indrawnesia 299 RB REF HATE 0 RB PLAY APEX 993 LB E.G.G.M.A.N. 102 LB Dogfucker 18 DMF I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO 8 DMF LIMITLESS 7 CMF R.RATLER 12 CMF Coexist

Detailed Roster

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	47	Suisei 47		After OP's legendary own goal kwab during /vt/ League, costing them the finals, it was decided that this was simply much too shameful to let stand. A professional was needed for this job. And who else is more professional than the legendary 47? She's cute today, too!
GK	340	Weight of the World		Standing large and tall at 340 pounds of pure muscle, the onigiri-loving fatto catto stands once again to defend.

Defenders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
LB	33	MAD MONKE OF HOLOFIGHTZ		With her best friend and life partner Kiryu Coco retired from HolofightZ, Amane Kanata wanders the ring in search of new purpose. Taking up the Dragon Cutter from her fallen friend, she struggles to live up to the legacy the legendary Dragon Wrestler left behind.
CB	4	Jobber of Japan		The reaper, the rapper, the brapper, the deadwoman, the legendary badass, the Jobber of Japan herself, Mori Calliope. With one of the worst match records in the history of HolofightZ, nothing can stop this badass from being the most pinned wrestler of all time. Mmmmmmmmm. She's bad to the bone.
CB	9	Magnet Stairs		A set of metallic stairs that inexplicably attracts anything that comes near it, especially wrestlers thrown in its general direction. Sometimes repeatedly.
RB	32	I am the Table		When faced with a tables match, the wrestler AI for WWE2K20 simply has no idea how to handle it. Pulling out tables just to toss them over the side of the ring, setting and resetting tables over and over, and proceeding to ignore them once they are actually set. The first tables match of HFZ lasted over an hour. It doesn't help that the tables are also seemingly made of depleted Uranium, with only Reine's ass capable of breaking them upon contact.
CB	2	Society		I know. How about another joke, Kiara? No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. What do you get... when you cross... a mentally ill idol with a society that abandons her and treats her like trash?! I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
CB	404	ERROR		Tokoyami Towa entered her first Elimination Chamber match eager for victory, only to find herself thrown against a corner and get stuck there. Try as she might, she simply could not free herself, and as she struggled, OP played Towa's cover of ERROR. Absolute hilarity ensues. As the other wrestlers got eliminated one by one, Towa did her best to try to get back into the fight but to no avail. OP was eventually forced to reschedule the match with the remaining three survivors. Later on, OP tempts fate and once again puts Towa in an Elimination Chamber match and much like a river flows into the sea, Towa got stuck again. But this time, overcoming all odds, she frees herself and wins the match.
CB	20	Indrawnesia		Indonesian idols are well known for their refusal to pin, instead opting to just beat the shit out of each other until someone finally remembers to actually finish a match via pinfall. They also love beating each other so much that they forget they are outside the ring.
RB	299	REF HATE		The infamous referee of HolofightZ and public enemy #1. Your oshi lost because the other side bribed him to look the other way and count slowly. Many a wrestler has tried taking him down without breaking the rules, but this smug motherfucker will just get up, smile and watch you seethe as he pretends to not notice your oshi is pinning her opponent. REF HATE
RB	0	PLAY APEX		Apex Legends is currently the most popular FPS game in Japan, to the delight of many and the chagrin of even more. Hololive is no stranger to its charms, with a majority of members having played it at one time or the other. Roboco just loves FPS games the most in general. YOU WILL PLAY APEX.
LB	993	E.G.G.M.A.N.		IT'S A FUCKING EGG
RB	102	Dogfucker		It's not called "seething" or being a "dogfucker". It's called being a committed fan to the holoFightZ universe, you stupid faggots. Korone had a fucking storyline going as the heel and was going to finish her revenge arc, but no, the OP has a fucking massive boner for EN and decided to let Ina win for literally zero reason. It's just sad that good writing and story-telling and world-building is ruined by one fucking mistake. Ina didn't deserve to win at all against Korone because 1. She's not a well-fleshed out character yet. No storyline. Just bullshit, cheap wins against midcarders because OP is probably a takoshitter. 2. Korone had her own storyline and she's an established wrestler in the industry 3. Korone literally beat Luna in her prime, she's much better than Ina in that sense. If you compare Korone's all time peak to Ina there's no comparison.

Midfield

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
DMF	999	Wrestling is not real Nene		Professional wrestling, often shortened to pro wrestling, is a form of entertainment and performing art, which combines athletics with theatrical performance. It comprises exhibitions presented as legitimate matches, held by companies called promotions, in a style and structure mimicking competitive combat sports. Unfortunately (for her opponents), Nene was absent during orientation and believes every match is real and they really have to beat each other up. No one has managed to convince her otherwise yet.
CMF	69	HFZ Mel		UWOOOAAAAHHH SEEEEEXXXX!!!! UWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! SEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!! ORE WA SEKKUSU SURUN JANE!!!! ORE GA, ORE JISHIN GA SHINRO SEKKUSU NI NARUN JA!!!! SEEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!!!! YAMERO, TAKESHI OMAE! KONO IJOU WA TAIRYOKU GA MOTANAI! IYE!!! ORE WA SEKKUSU NI NARU ZETTAINI SEKKUSU NI NARUN DAAAA!!! SEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEXXX!!!! YAMERU!! SHINJIMAU TO TAKESHI OMAE INOCHI GA IKITE MO TSUGITA SEKKUSU DEKIRU NARO GA!!! URUSEE!!!! ORE WA SHINDA TE SEKKUSU SURUN DA!!! UWWWOOOOOO!! SEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!
CMF	96	Mikoler		HOLY SHIT IT'S MIKOLER I CARE NOW
AMF	11	John Ina		INAWINSLOL
DMF	18	I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO		HFZ OP loves Stack, and you do too. DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU
DMF	8	LIMITLESS		In a HolofightZ thread, a fledgling fanfiction writing anon gave his list of power rankings, which included an entry for Alton. It turned out to be his self-insert character that lost a strip poker match to Ankimo. Artwork was made and there were some demands to put him in the show, but not being a Holo and OP not being a faggot, he refused. However, this incident inspired an anon who went on to create HFZ DARK, a spinoff of HolofightZ. Alton now fights for survival in that show, still beaten by his nemesis Ankimo, but I believe he can make it. For he is... LIMITLESS.
DMF	7	R.RATLER		AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE TIMELOOPS SO FUCKING MUCH AND I HATE EVERY FUCKING PERSON WHO POSTS THEM SO MUCH MORE >UUUHHH, MORI HATES HOLOLIVE? >TICK TOCK >I HATE THE MANAGERS BECAUSE THEY CAUSED EVERYTHING WRONG >I'M GONNA SPAM IMAGES SO PEOPLE HATE THIS PERSON'S FANS MORE >TICK TOCK! TICK TOCK! >DU YU? DU YU? DU YU? I'M HORRIBLY DEPRESSED AND CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD EVER SHOW KINDNESS WITHOUT BEING A TRICK >LET'S FUCKING TALK ABOUT A DEAD NARRATIVE THAT'S BEEN WRONG FOR THREE MONTHS AGAIN BECAUSE I'M STILL SEETHING >TICKTOCKTICKTOCK! >DUUUHHH I HATE SHIPFAGS AND CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM? >BUUUHHH I HATE ANTISHIPFAGS AND CAN'T STOP BRINGING THEM UP? >TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICKTOCKTICKTOCKTICKTOCKTICKTOCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COME UP WITH SOME NEW FUCKING CONTENT ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO FUCKING INSANE AND I'M FUCKING T I R E D!!!!
DMF	12	Coexist		Akai Haato and Haachama were twin sisters living happily until a terrible accident took the life of one of them, leaving the other to survive. The surviving sister, depending on who of the two you ask, either coped by making a psychic copy of Haachama in her mind, or locked away her own mind to become Akai Haato. But a mental divide like this cannot last forever, and things came to a head one day where Haato and Haachama struggled for control of their shared body, alternating, not always sure who is in control. But they eventually remembered their love for each other and embraced themselves, living together and coexisting. In the magical world of HolofightZ, these two can finally pursue their own destinies.

Forwards

No.	Pos	Name	Picture	Description
SS	13	Watamage		Everything wrong with HolofightZ can be traced back to the eldtrich being and occasional vtuber Watamage. The continued stability of the online world can only be attributed to her mercy. She will crash HolofightZ on a whim, whether it be through cutting OP's internet, actually crashing the game, preventing it from starting, or bringing out one of her thralls to do it for her like White Ref. To appease her, the denizens of HolofightZ have done all they can, going so far as to bring her into the real world. But she continues to spread her influence. And foolishly, when her model was exported from 2K20 for use in divegrass, something...else came with it. And now she is out there, planning and plotting. Can she be stopped?
CF	10	Oozora "The Face" Subaru		Oozora Subaru, The Jaw, The Face That Runs The Place, and the one who inspired the creation of HolofightZ. While no longer being the top billing wrestler in the league, she still has a presence and strength that many respect.