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Picture
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Description
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5
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I AM THE TABLE
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When faced with a tables match, the wrestler AI for 2KXX simply has no idea how to handle it. Pulling out tables just to toss them over the side of the ring, setting and resetting tables over and over, and proceeding to ignore them once they are actually set. The first tables match of HFZ lasted over an hour. It doesn't help that the tables are also seemingly made of depleted Uranium, with only Reine's ass capable of breaking them upon contact.
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0
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Flying Nothing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxz3RJx1ylk
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404
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ERROR
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Tokoyami Towa entered her first Elimination Chamber match eager for victory, only to find herself thrown against a corner and get stuck there. Try as she might, she simply could not free herself, and as she struggled, OP played Towa's cover of ERROR. Absolute hilarity ensues. As the other wrestlers got eliminated one by one, Towa did her best to try to get back into the fight but to no avail. OP was eventually forced to reschedule the match with the remaining three survivors. Later on, OP tempts fate and once again puts Towa in an Elimination Chamber match and much like a river flows into the sea, Towa got stuck again. But this time, overcoming all odds, she frees herself and wins the match.
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4444
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EvolUUUUtion
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Evolution is a mystery
A small change that no one sees
Clock makes a fool of history
Yesterday's so long ago
Dont agree with what I know
Tomorrow becomes a place to be
I see the line in the sand
Time to find out who I am
Looking back to see where I stand
Evolution
Evolution
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2999
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2.9999
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Smash em, Spiked em, Stack em, and WI-ACK
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101
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BOTKEKS
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
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299
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REF HATE
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The infamous referee of HolofightZ and public enemy #1. Your oshi lost because the other side bribed him to look the other way and count slowly. Many a wrestler has tried taking him down without breaking the rules, but this smug motherfucker will just get up, smile and watch you seethe as he pretends to not notice your oshi is pinning her opponent. REF HATE
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102
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Dogfucker
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It's not called "seething" or being a "dogfucker". It's called being a committed fan to the holoFightZ universe, you stupid faggots. Korone had a fucking storyline going as the heel and was going to finish her revenge arc, but no, the OP has a fucking massive boner for EN and decided to let Ina win for literally zero reason.
It's just sad that good writing and story-telling and world-building is ruined by one fucking mistake. Ina didn't deserve to win at all against Korone because
1. She's not a well-fleshed out character yet. No storyline. Just bullshit, cheap wins against midcarders because OP is probably a takoshitter.
2. Korone had her own storyline and she's an established wrestler in the industry
3. Korone literally beat Luna in her prime, she's much better than Ina in that sense. If you compare Korone's all time peak to Ina there's no comparison.
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38
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Lord Of The Bored
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And next up is a Tag Team M-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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999
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Wrestling is Not Real
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Professional wrestling, often shortened to pro wrestling, is a form of entertainment and performing art, which combines athletics with theatrical performance. It comprises exhibitions presented as legitimate matches, held by companies called promotions, in a style and structure mimicking competitive combat sports. Unfortunately (for her opponents), Nene was absent during orientation and believes every match is real and they really have to beat each other up. No one has managed to convince her otherwise yet.
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2
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Anteater
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TBD
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3
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STAIRS
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A set of metallic stairs that inexplicably attracts anything that comes near it, especially wrestlers thrown in its general direction. Sometimes repeatedly.
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246
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THE BEST
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THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEB
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