/hfz/ Historical Roster

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Rosters

2021

/vt/ League 1

No. Position Player 1 GK GLORIOUS 33 LB MAD MONKE OF HOLOFIGHTZ 4 CB Jobber of Japan 9 CB Magnet Stairs 32 RB I am the Table 999 DMF Wrestling is not real Nene 69 CMF HFZ Mel 96 CMF Mikoler 11 AMF John Ina 13 SS Watamage 10 CF Oozora "The Face" Subaru

No. Position Player 340 GK Weight of the World 2 CB HFZDark 404 CB ERROR 20 CB Indrawnesia 299 RB REF HATE 0 RB The More Logos 993 LB E.G.G.M.A.N. 102 LB Dogfucker 18 DMF I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO 8 DMF LIMITLESS 7 CMF R.RATLER 12 CMF Judas

2022

/vt/ League 2

No. Position Player 47 GK Suisei 47 33 LB MAD MONKE OF HOLOFIGHTZ 4 CB Jobber of Japan 9 CB Magnet Stairs 32 RB I am the Table 999 DMF Wrestling is not real Nene 69 CMF HFZ Mel 96 CMF Mikoler 11 AMF John Ina 13 SS Watamage 10 CF Oozora "The Face" Subaru

No. Position Player 340 GK Weight of the World 2 CB Society 404 CB ERROR 20 CB Indrawnesia 299 RB REF HATE 0 RB PLAY APEX 993 LB E.G.G.M.A.N. 102 LB Dogfucker 18 DMF I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO 8 DMF LIMITLESS 7 CMF R.RATLER 12 CMF Coexist

/vt/ League 3

No. Position Player 1 GK GLORIOUS 33 LB MAD MONKE OF HOLOFIGHTZ 4 CB Jobber of Japan 9 CB Magnet Stairs 32 RB I am the Table 69 DMF HFZ Mel 999 CMF Wrestling is not real Nene 96 CMF Mikoler 11 AMF John Ina 13 SS Watamage 10 CF Oozora "The Face" Subaru

No. Position Player 340 GK Weight of the World 2 CB Society 404 CB ERROR 20 CB Karaoke If I Win 299 RB REF HATE 0 RB THE NATURE GIRL 998 LB BIGLEAGUED 102 LB Dogfucker 18 DMF I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO 8 DMF LIMITLESS 7 CMF R.RATLER 12 CMF Coexist

2023

/vt/ League 4

No. Position Player 123 GK Predictabo 11 LB John Ina 111 CB Dont Kwab 69 CB HFZ Mel 18 RB I Fucking Love Stack, Bros 96 DMF Holy shit it's ____ler I care now! 5 CMF Sodamania 170 CMF THE KING 999 AMF Wrestling is not real Nene 10 SS Oozora "The Face" Subaru 13 CF Watamage

No. Position Player 340 GK Weight of the World 4 CB Jobber of Japan 32 CB I am the Table 299 CB REF HATE 455 RB The Ass of HFZ 9 RB Magnet Stairs 993 LB Eggman 21 LB The Nature Girl 0 DMF NAAAAAAAplex 404 DMF Error 102 CMF Dogfucker 998 CMF BIG LEAGUED

/vt/ League 5

No. Position Player 340 GK Weight Of The World 5 CB I am The Table 404 CB ERROR 2 LB The Nature Girl 69 RB HFZ Mel 6 CMF I Fucking Love Stack, Bros! 86 CMF I CARE NOW 13 AMF Watamage 99 SS Wrestling is not real Nene 7 SS THE KING 9 CF Oozora Subaru

No. Position Player 1 GK GLORIOUS 4 CB THE LOCK 455 CB THE ASS 16 CB John Ina 299 LB REF HATE 19 LB Don't Kwab 88 LB The Dragon Wrestler 102 RB Dogfucker 3 RB The Stairs 246 RB The Best 42 CMF Lord Of The Bored 999 CMF BIG LEAGUED

2024

/vt/ League 6

No. Position Player 340 GK Weight Of The World 5 CB I am The Table 0 CB FLYING NOTHING 101 LB BOTKEKS 99 RB Wrestling Is Not Real Nene 6 CMF I Fucking Love Stack, Bros! 86 CMF I CARE NOW 13 AMF Watamage 69 SS SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX 7 SS THE KING 10 CF Oozora Subaru

No. Position Player 1 GK GLORIOUS 4444 CB EvolUUUUtion 404 CB ERROR 2999 CB 2.999 299 LB REF HATE 102 LB Dog Fucker 38 LB Lord Of The Bored 2 RB Anteater 246 RB The Best 3 RB Magnet Stairs 4 CMF DIE 999 CMF BIG LEAGUED

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	340	Weight of the World		Standing large and tall at 340 pounds of pure muscle, the onigiri-loving fatto catto stands once again to defend.
GK	1	GLORIOUS		They always said ‘’Third time the charm’’. So here he is, OP in all his glory stepping onto the field one more time. Surely this time things will be different.

Defenders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	2	I AM THE TABLE		When faced with a tables match, the wrestler AI for 2KXX simply has no idea how to handle it. Pulling out tables just to toss them over the side of the ring, setting and resetting tables over and over, and proceeding to ignore them once they are actually set. The first tables match of HFZ lasted over an hour. It doesn't help that the tables are also seemingly made of depleted Uranium, with only Reine's ass capable of breaking them upon contact.
CB	3	I AM THE LADDER		Evolution is a mystery When a Ladder match is booked, God (Gedo) flip a coin. One side 3 minutes long, the other 3 hours
RB	4	I AM THE STAIRS		A set of metallic stairs that inexplicably attracts anything that comes near it, especially wrestlers thrown in its general direction. Sometimes repeatedly.
CB	00	Flying Nothing		https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxz3RJx1ylk
CB	404	ERROR		Tokoyami Towa entered her first Elimination Chamber match eager for victory, only to find herself thrown against a corner and get stuck there. Try as she might, she simply could not free herself, and as she struggled, OP played Towa's cover of ERROR. Absolute hilarity ensues. As the other wrestlers got eliminated one by one, Towa did her best to try to get back into the fight but to no avail. OP was eventually forced to reschedule the match with the remaining three survivors. Later on, OP tempts fate and once again puts Towa in an Elimination Chamber match and much like a river flows into the sea, Towa got stuck again. But this time, overcoming all odds, she frees herself and wins the match.
CB	101	BOTKEKS		From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
CB	299	REF HATE		The infamous referee of HolofightZ and public enemy #1. Your oshi lost because the other side bribed him to look the other way and count slowly. Many a wrestler has tried taking him down without breaking the rules, but this smug motherfucker will just get up, smile and watch you seethe as he pretends to not notice your oshi is pinning her opponent. REF HATE

Midfield

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
DMF	44	Ci_wins.webm		((WIN))
DMF	999	BIG LEAGUED		PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET BIG LEAGUED GET BIG LEAGUED GET BIG LEAGUED GET BIG LEAGUED
DMF	102	Dogfucker		It's not called "seething" or being a "dogfucker". It's called being a committed fan to the holoFightZ universe, you stupid faggots. Korone had a fucking storyline going as the heel and was going to finish her revenge arc, but no, the OP has a fucking massive boner for EN and decided to let Ina win for literally zero reason. It's just sad that good writing and story-telling and world-building is ruined by one fucking mistake. Ina didn't deserve to win at all against Korone because 1. She's not a well-fleshed out character yet. No storyline. Just bullshit, cheap wins against midcarders because OP is probably a takoshitter. 2. Korone had her own storyline and she's an established wrestler in the industry 3. Korone literally beat Luna in her prime, she's much better than Ina in that sense. If you compare Korone's all time peak to Ina there's no comparison.
DMF	246	THE BEST		THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEB
CMF	6	I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO		HFZ OP loves Stack, and you do too. DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU
LMF	7	The King		THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME - Beebs .
LMF	69	SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX		UWOOOAAAAHHH SEEEEEXXXX!!!! UWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! SEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!! ORE WA SEKKUSU SURUN JANE!!!! ORE GA, ORE JISHIN GA SHINRO SEKKUSU NI NARUN JA!!!! SEEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!!!! YAMERO, TAKESHI OMAE! KONO IJOU WA TAIRYOKU GA MOTANAI! IYE!!! ORE WA SEKKUSU NI NARU ZETTAINI SEKKUSU NI NARUN DAAAA!!! SEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEXXX!!!! YAMERU!! SHINJIMAU TO TAKESHI OMAE INOCHI GA IKITE MO TSUGITA SEKKUSU DEKIRU NARO GA!!! URUSEE!!!! ORE WA SHINDA TE SEKKUSU SURUN DA!!! UWWWOOOOOO!! SEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!
LMF	0	stream?		Live Every Satur-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RMF	11	>DARK		Canonicity is to be decided
RMF	99	Wrestling is Not Real		Professional wrestling, often shortened to pro wrestling, is a form of entertainment and performing art, which combines athletics with theatrical performance. It comprises exhibitions presented as legitimate matches, held by companies called promotions, in a style and structure mimicking competitive combat sports. Unfortunately (for her opponents), Nene was absent during orientation and believes every match is real and they really have to beat each other up. No one has managed to convince her otherwise yet.
RMF	38	Lord Of The Board		And next up is a Tag Team M-[The rest of the sentence will be finished when LOTB3 started]
AMF	86	I CARE NOW		HOLY SHIT I CARE NOW

Forwards

No.	Pos	Name	Picture	Description
CF	13	Watamage		Everything wrong with HolofightZ can be traced back to the eldtrich being and occasional vtuber Watamage. The continued stability of the online world can only be attributed to her mercy. She will crash HolofightZ on a whim, whether it be through cutting OP's internet, actually crashing the game, preventing it from starting, or bringing out one of her thralls to do it for her like White Ref. To appease her, the denizens of HolofightZ have done all they can, going so far as to bring her into the real world. But she continues to spread her influence. And foolishly, when her model was exported from 2K20 for use in divegrass, something...else came with it. And now she is out there, planning and plotting. Can she be stopped?
CF	10	Oozora "The Face" Subaru		Oozora Subaru, The Jaw, The Face That Runs The Place, and the one who inspired the creation of HolofightZ. While no longer being the top billing wrestler in the league, she still has a presence and strength that many respect.