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/pol/
卐 Sieg Heil 卐
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/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
Founded January 8th, 2012
Manager Shlomo Goldbergstien
Owner The Rothschilds
IRL manager Manager: KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn

Co-Manager: AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw

Team colors
Chat color dd0000
Third Reich Red
Ranking 15 (increase 4)
Highest rank 3 (April 14th, 2013)
Lowest rank 36 (March 2nd, 2014)
Top scorer Stormfront (46)
Top assister Hitler (6,000,000)
Captain Hitler
Website /pol/ - Politically Incorrect
Nickname /pol/and
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
28 5 20 53 52.83%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
/pol/ Pol icon.png 5–2 Int icon.png /int/
July 20th, 2013
Biggest defeat
/m/ M icon.png 5–0 Pol icon.png /pol/
March 31st, 2012
First match
/lit/ Lit icon.png 0–3 Pol icon.png /pol/
February 12th, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Die Flutt Kommt

Goal horn Erika
Kits


It's happening. Soon.

Welcome to /pol/. Having maintained an exceptional record since our cup debut in the 2012 Spring Babbies, /pol/ has established itself as a force to be reckoned with. The team's distinctively aggressive and relentless brand of divergrass has made it infamous among the 4CC community, in addition to earning us a reputation for delivering entertaining games. We look forward to continuing our march to victory in the 2014 Autumn Cup, and proving once and for all through its superior tactics and ability that /pol/ is, in fact, the Master Race.

History

In January 2012, our dear leader Cozmo !911.RhllEE was unanimously elected as the first manager of /pol/. Thanks to his divine intelligence and infallible judgement, /pol/ became the best team in the history of the 4chan cup. /pol/ began its proud tradition of proving its superiority and dominance over the other racially inferior boards with its first ever outing in a friendly against /lit/. This left the liberal hipsters with their shit shoved in and /pol/ walking away with a 3-0 ass rape. Ron 'Doom' Paul set the goal'd standard with two screamers and Stormfront scoring the turd. Match fixing, election rigging and sneaky Mossad Ref infiltration by das Juden was the order of the day. Nonetheless, we still won comfortably thanks to a large supporter turnout cheering the team on with white power songs and nazi cake. /pol/ then drew 0-0 with /x/ in a shameful display that disgraced the Aryan nation. We clearly scored one goal at the end, but the African tribe referee was too busy hunting white wimmenz and did not count it. On March 3rd, /pol/ played against the whores of /s/, winning a decisive 3-1 victory, with Doom Paul scoring twice. We continue marching on, our destiny on the horizon. March 23rd, 2012 - D-Day. The invasion of /mlp/ began as expected with Stormfront besieging the weak defensive foundations of Ponyland. Through the blood, sweat & tears of the team, Stormfront clinically scored 4 goals with finesse and technical ability, and completed the rout of the gay Untermensch Pony lovers. The game ended with a decisive 4-2 victory for /pol/. On February 24th, 2013, a day that shall live in infamy, mere moments before our beloved Cozmo was to lead /pol/ to a sure victory against /sp/ in the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup Semi-Final, he was poisoned by a Mossad agent. Though the murderer was swiftly captured and executed, the poison, made from the concentrated foreskins of 6 million innocent Aryan babies, was too powerful for even the dear leader to resist. During his final moments with us, the great Cozmo, in an ultimate act of compassion, allowed /sp/ to win the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup. After our incorruptible leader ascended into heaven, a period of turmoil ensued as no successor had been chosen. One called Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U named himself manager and ruled for a brief time. However, he proved himself unable to meet the great responsibilities of the most honorable Cozmo. On March 1st, 2013, in our greatest hour of need, his eternal magnificence spoke to Weasel from the great beyond, and revealed Weasel's loyal assistant, SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY, to be the destined heir to management of /pol/. The ever-selfless Cozmo granted to young SeeSaw all of his unequaled knowledge and cunning so that he might continue our righteous crusade against the wicked forces of degeneracy for many cups to come. In addition, all blind /pol/ users were made to see.

In SeeSaw's absence, it seemed that Cozmo had descended from on high to lead /pol/ to glorious victory in the Summer Cup of 2013. After consecutive losses to /ck/, /co/ and /sci/, in which Doompaul snatched but one measly goal and /pol/ were stripped of their Nuevo Elite status, 'Cozmo' was quoted as saying "Oy Vey, it's like another Shoah!". It was at that moment that /pol/ realised what had happened. This 'Cozmo' was not the dear leader returned for one last glorious victory, but a JIDF shill determined on wrecking the master race and encouraging crossboard race-mixing. Such damage had been done that /pol/ even suffered a 4-1 defeat against the degenerates from /lgbt/ in SeeSaw's first match back in control, the darkest day for /pol/ to date.

The Autumn Cup bore greater successes for a resurgant /pol/, dismantling the disinformation shitposters of [s4s] and the untermensch betas of /r9k/. A particular highlight of Autumn 2013 was the systematic dismantling of the weeaboo degenerates at /y/, Stormfront scoring a hattrick in a 3-0 victory which secured his golden boot. The future of the Reich looked safe in the hands of new manager Rowan, but no citizen of the Great /pol/ack Empire expected what would happen next. It turned out that all along, the Jooz had infested the 4chan Cup Commission as well, and when Rowan had the audacity to spend an extra 18 minutes making sure that the /pol/ team was as masterrace as the board deserved, it is said that the residual heat from the hand rubbing of DrBorisGoldbergstein was enough to power a turbine that would have delivered power to 14.88% of the world. /pol/ were disqualified, and relegated once again, to face the ignominy of another Babby Cup.

But what a cup it was. It was prophesised in the annals of /pol/ that a Megababby needed a Megateam to win it, and that was precisely what /pol/ provided. In the group stages, /adv/, /co/ and /lit/ were all comfortably dispatched, with Doompaul even saving the winning goal against /lit/ until 90+ minutes, all in the name of livening up the show. In another display of pure Aryan sportsmanship, /pol/ even deliberately played poorly against /k/ to allow a fellow superior-tier board to progress to the round of 16, valiantly sacrificing their 12-point masterrace status. In the knockout rounds, /pol/ overcame the Kampf against /po/, /e/ and /diy/ to set up a final clash against /fa/. It was at this point that the shillbots in the 4CCC lost control - they simply could not handle the level of based contained within the match. The sheer Jewishness of the commentary threatened to overshadow /pol/'s goosestep towards Babby Cup Victory, but in the end nothing can stop the Aryan race, and Doompaul secured a 107th minute goal to secure an extra-time victory.

Summer 2014 was the last running of the cup under the Weimar Government of DrBorisG, and /pol/ determined that it must redpill this ten-gallon-tipping shillbot one last time before he retired. In a group with the pretenders to Elite status /asp/, professional dub checkers [s4s] and mental illness containment board /soc/, /pol/ achieved the ultimate mindfuck - launching a false crusade and subsequently getting themselves relegated along with all other good teams in order to make the next Babby Cup actually an Elite in disguise. Summer was a mere test run for the crusading armies Now we wait for the cry of Pope Tottori, "DEUS VULT!" Jerusalem, and Winter, awaits /pol/'s glory. The Autumn campaign begins now comrades.


Video Archive

Victory Over /s/, Autumn Babby Cup 2013: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17x0h4

Special Anthems

The Mass -Deus Vult Edition. For when we're doing God's work.

Nagila Hava -Jews MOTM / Hattrick / Only /pol/ Player who scored goals.

Special Goalhorns

Oy Gevalt (when Jews scores)

Katyusha (when Natalia Poklonskaya scores)

British Grenadiers (when Nigel Farage scores)

Mundian To Bach Ke (when European Caliphate scores)

Leadership

  • January 12th, 2012 --- February 24th, 2013: Cozmo !911.RhllEE
  • February 25th, 2013 --- March 1st, 2013: Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U
  • March 2nd, 2013 --- May 29th, 2013: SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY
  • May 29th, 2013 --- August 25th, 2013: Cozmo !911.RhllEE
  • August 25th, 2013 --- December 1st, 2013: SeeSaw !!GodHeBsZkYC
  • January 9th, 2014 --- ??? : KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn

Rivalries

The /new/ Derby

/pol/ has a long standing rivalry with /int/. /int/ may incorrectly believe they had a hand in creating us, but in reality, we seceded from those illegal immigrants and their multicultural liberal ways to protect ourselves from their aids. We eagerly anticipate the opportunity to face them on the field of play. Our bodies are ready.

The Mental Illness Derby

/pol/ staunchly opposes the existence of /lgbt/.

Lineup

Main Article: /pol/ Roster (no yet remade)

No. Position Player
1
  GK
JIDF
2
  CB
Red Pill
10
  CB
European Caliphate
18
  CB
GOD EXISTS
44
  DMF
Obongo
77
  DMF
Breivik
23
  CMF
Zimmerman
6
  LMF
Jews
88
  RMF
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14
  SS
Stormfront
16
  CF
Doom Paul
No. Position Player
3
  GK
Dorner
22
  GK
Assad
29
  CB
Daily Reminder
12
  CB
Straw Man
13
  CB
COME HOME WHITE MAN
24
  CB
Urban Youth
15
  CB
Degeneracy
4
  DMF
Euphoric Athiest
17
  DMF
Natalia Poklonskaya
23
  DMF
Penn Jillette
7
  CMF
Nigel Farage
28
  CMF
Ben Garrison

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Tactics

Wehrmacht

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Luftwaffe

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Waffen ϟϟ

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Records

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 12th, 2012 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-0 W Stormfront Goal 12'33'
Doom Paul Goal 67'
February 18th, 2012 X icon.png /x/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 0-0 D
March 3rd, 2012 S icon.png /s/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W Doom Paul Goal 17'28'
Stormfront Goal 90'
March 23rd, 2012 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4-2 W Stormfront Goal 24'30'50'54'
March 24th, 2012 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-0 W Stormfront Goal 17'43'
Doom Paul Goal 82'
March 25th, 2012 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Jews Goal 18'
March 31st, 2012 M icon.png /m/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-5 L
April 14th, 2012 Int icon.png /int/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Doom Paul Goal 61'
May 12th, 2012 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-1 W Hayek Goal 74'
Doom Paul Goal 88'
June 2nd, 2012 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-1 W Hitler Goal 86'
Doom Paul Goal 90+2'
July 13th, 2012 M icon.png /m/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup 2-5 L Doom Paul Goal 45+2'
Stormfront Goal 82'
July 14th, 2012 G icon.png /g/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup 2-1 W Doom Paul Goal 19'
CLICK CLACK Scored 45' (o.g.)
July 15th, 2012 A icon.png /a/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup 3-0 W Doom Paul Goal 56'
Stormfront Goal 59'73'
July 20th, 2012 D icon.png /d/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup 0-1 L
August 19th, 2012 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-4 L Doom Paul Goal 19'37'
September 15th, 2012 K icon.png /k/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-2 D Doom Paul Goal 54'
Hitler Goal 79'
September 22nd, 2012 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-2 W Stormfront Goal 13'33'
Doom Paul Goal 68' (pen)
December 15th, 2012 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-5 L Stormfront Goal 84'
February 8th, 2013 H icon.png /h/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup 3-1 W Stormfront Goal 67'86'89'
February 10th, 2013 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup 0-5 L
February 16th, 2013 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup 2-0 W Stormfront Goal 74'
Doom Paul Goal 90+2'
February 23rd, 2013 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup 2-0 W Stormfront Goal 12'
Doom Paul Goal 74'
February 24th, 2013 N icon.png /n/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup 4-1 W Hitler Goal 7'
Stormfront Goal 38'78'87'
February 24th, 2013 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup 0-2 L
February 24th, 2013 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup 3-0 W Doom Paul Goal 26'
Stormfront Goal 47'
Hitler Goal 65'
April 6th, 2013 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W Stormfront Goal 6'40'
Doom Paul Goal 26'
April 7th, 2013 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-2 L Daily Reminder Goal 6'
July 12th, 2013 V icon.png /v/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 0-0 D
July 20th, 2013 Int icon.png /int/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 5-2 W Hitler Goal 19'
Doom Paul Goal 38'72'
Stormfront Goal 50'85' (pen)
August 17th, 2013 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup 0-2 L
August 23th, 2013 Co icon.png /co/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Doom Paul Goal 89'
August 25th, 2013 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup 0-1 L
September 28th, 2013 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies 1-4 L Penn Jillette Goal 8'
September 29th, 2013 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies 0-2 L
November 16th, 2013 S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2013 4chan Autumn Cup 2-1 W Jews Goal 39'
Stormfront Goal 80'
November 22nd, 2013 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2013 4chan Autumn Cup 4-2 W GOD EXISTS Goal 13'
Doompaul Goal 15'
Stormfront Goal 16'75'
November 24th, 2013 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2013 4chan Autumn Cup 3-4 L Hitler Goal 13'
Stormfront Goal 66'80'
November 30th, 2013 S icon.png /s/ 2013 4chan Autumn Cup 3-3 W
(7-6 PK)
Hitler Goal 39'
Stormfront Goal 93'119'
December 1st, 2013 Y icon.png /y/ 2013 4chan Autumn Cup 3-0 W Stormfront Goal 10'65'79'
December 1st, 2013 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2013 4chan Autumn Cup 3-5 L Hitler Goal 16'
Stormfront Goal 45+'70'
December 1st, 2013 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2013 4chan Autumn Cup 0-3 L
April 5th, 2014 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2014 4chan Spring Cup 3-0 W Hitler Goal 16'
Zimmerman Goal 35'
Doom Paul Goal 71'
April 6th, 2014 Co icon.png /co/ 2014 4chan Spring Cup 1-0 W Jews Goal 45+'
April 12th, 2014 K icon.png /k/ 2014 4chan Spring Cup 1-3 L Stormfront Goal 8'
April 18th, 2014 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2014 4chan Spring Cup 2-1 W Stormfront Goal 67'
Doompaul Goal 90+'
April 26th, 2014 Po icon.png /po/ 2014 4chan Spring Cup 3-2 W Zimmerman Goal 28'
Hitler Goal 36'116'
April 27th, 2014 E icon.png /e/ 2014 4chan Spring Cup 1-1 W
(5-4 PK)
Stormfront Goal 83'
April 27th, 2014 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2014 4chan Spring Cup 2-0 W Stormfront Goal 26'71'
April 27th, 2014 Fa icon.png /fa/ 2014 4chan Spring Cup 2-1 W Stormfront Goal 76'
Doompaul Goal 107'
June 6th, 2014 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 0-1 L
June 8th, 2014 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-1 W Zimmerman Goal 9'
Hitler Goal 90+'
July 19th, 2014 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Doompaul Goal 47'
July 25th, 2014 S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 2-2 D Stormfront Goal 34'71'
July 27th, 2014 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 0-0 D

Invitationals

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
April 7, 2012 3 icon.png /3/ 2012 AAGMC Quarterfinals 6-2 W Stormfront Goal 2'50'65'
Hitler Goal 69'
Jews Goal 85'
Doompaul Goal 90+2'
April 7, 2012 A icon.png /a/ 2012 AAGMC Semifinals 0-1 L
October 12, 2013 Int icon.png /int/ 2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage 1-1 D Heinrich Himmler Goal 3'
October 12, 2013 K icon.png /k/ 2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage 0-1 L
October 13, 2013 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage 4-1 W Reinhard Heydrich Goal 19'62'
Adolf Hitler Goal 67'90+'
October 13, 2013 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals 2-4 L Adolf Hitler Goal 49'
Reinhard Herdrich Goal 70'
October 13, 2013 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff 2-1 W Reinhard Heydrich Goal 11'
Adolf Hitler Goal 61'
June 24, 2014 Twg icon.png /twg/ Dtroit's Clusterfuck Invitational 1- 1 D Zimmerman Goal 90+'
June 24, 2014 Feg icon.png /feg/ Dtroit's Clusterfuck Invitational 1- 0 L

Scorers

The Führer shows his love for the cheering /pol/acks after scoring a magnificent goal
Stormfront performs his signature goal celebration
Player Career Goals
Stormfront 48
Doom Paul 25
Hitler 12
Jews 3
Zimmerman 3
Hayek 1
Daily Reminder 1
Penn Jillette 1
GOD EXISTS 1

Total Goals For: 97

Total Goals Against: 86

Team Record in Cup Matches: 20-0-14 (61%)

Team Record in Friendlies: 9-3-6 (50%)

Team Record in Invitationals: 3-2-3 (37%)

last updated April 27th, 2014

Honors

Downloads

Export

http://www.mediafire.com/download/23h3fwf3spc5w2x/POL_Summer2014_Export_on_time.rar (last updated July 11th, 2014)

Kits for SUMMER CUP 2014

http://www.mediafire.com/download/s110j9tg9edn86e/POL_Summer14_Aesthetics.rar (last updated July 16th, 2014)

Faces and Kits for Spring 2014

http://www.mediafire.com/download/5a4luui3i89tgjb/polaestheticsfinal.rar

Banners

http://www.mediafire.com/?z7lf00o3qimfxxf (last updated a long time ago)

Chants

http://www.mediafire.com/?13ntvr3jzyh5bbf (last updated September 9th, 2013)

Stadium

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