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Founded August 2011 IRL manager Cosa Nostra !BtYk4tTx2c Team colors Chat color 749755 Olive Green Ranking 21 Highest rank 11 ((June, 2012)) Lowest rank 24 ((October, 2012)) Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /b/ - Random Nickname /b/-tards
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 6 7 8 21 28.57%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /b/  2–0  /sp/ June 06, 2012 Biggest defeat /b/  0–3  /tg/ January 7, 2012 First match /x/  2–1  /b/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Undersea Community (Chosen by /b/ in a GET thread) Goal horn Trololol
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A founding member of the 4chan Cups and the original board in all of 4chan, /b/ are a well-established and (somewhat ironically) respectable side, though are yet to mount a serious challenge for a title. An entrant in Group 5 of the 2012 4chan Summer Cup, /b/ hoped to navigate a way to the knockout stages beyond the threats of /sp/, /d/ and /o/. Although finishing the Summer cup winless, /b/ hopes to win the Autumn cup and get yet another chance to win the Winter cup

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No. Position Player #   GK Fuckin' Saved #   CB Raff #   CB Ruse #   CB Candlejack #   CB Chris Hansen #   CMF Anonymous #   CMF 2Edgy4Me #   CMF James Holmes #   CF Pedobear #   CF Triforce #   CF GET

No. Position Player #   GK POOLS CLOSED #   CB Skullfuck #   CB Party Van #   CB Ass Thread #   CB 4chan Risk #   CMF Woll Smoth #   CMF 60's Spiderman #   CMF I TOLD YOU DOG #   CF BREAD #   CF Over 9000 #   CF Nyan Cat #   CF Go Back to /b/

Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/x/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
August, 2011	/fa/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
January 5, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Kaiji  67' (o.g.) Chocolate Rain  90+3'
January 6, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-3 L	Chocolate Rain  44', 66', 105'
January 7, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Boxxy  76' Mudkipz  87'
January 7, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
March 3, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	???
March 4, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	???
May 12, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Tacgnol  20' Mudkipz 52'
June 2, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Boxxy 56' Chocolate Rain 66'
June 9, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	???
July 13, 2012	/o/	Group Stage SC2012	1-1 D	Boxxy  65'
July 14, 2012	/sp/	Group Stage SC2012	1-0 L
July 15, 2012	/d/	Group Stage SC2012	5-3 L	Chocolate Rain  17', 29', 52'
August 18, 2012	/c/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
September 1, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Chocolate Rain  45+' Beta Male 57'
September 9, 2012	/v/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	Triforce 15', 43' James Holmes 56' Boxxy 82'
October 13, 2012	/vg/	Group Stage ABC2012	1-1 D	Triforce 66'
October 19, 2012	/r9k/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 L	Triforce 57'
October 20, 2012	/u/	Group Stage ABC2012	0-0 D
December 22, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Triforce 4' Pedobear 38', 66'

4chan Cup History

2011 4chan Summer Cup

/b/ was an unwanted entry in the original 4chan Cup. As much as everyone hates the board, you can't have a 4chan cup without /b/. In the first tournament, /x/ proved to be 2SPOOKY4/b/ as they won 2-1, sending them to the Losers' Bracket. /fa/ would eliminate /b/ here in a match that ended 1-0 with Cufflink being the man of the match.

2012 4chan Winter Cup

Though /b/ didn't get too far into the competition, this was a very memorable performance from the team. In the first round, /b/ would send the defending champions /a/ to the Losers' Bracket due to /a/ scoring an idiotic own goal, and Chocolate Rain scoring for /b/ at the last minute. Next, /x/ would once again scare the shit out of /b/, who couldn't win despite a Chocolate Rain hat trick as /x/ won the match 4-3. In the Losers' Bracket, /b/ won against underdogs /o/ 2-0, with /o/'s fanbase being remarkably calm about this loss as they went out of the competition without scoring goals. /b/'s run would end in the next round as /tg/ beat them 3-0.

2012 4chan Summer Cup

With the new format and teams from the Spring Babby cup joining the fun, /b/ was hoping to have a performance similar to the Winter cup. Actually, that's not true since /b/ doesn't care about the competition and it's best if it stays that way. /b/ was drawn into Group E with /sp/, /o/, and /d/. After /sp/ made a very memorable comeback against /d/, /b/ cooled the crowd off with a dull 1-1 draw with /o/ with their queen Boxxy scoring. Next, /sp/'s single goal from Messi gave them all they needed in a rather calm match against /b/ that ended with the score being 1-0. /b/ needed a win to have a chance to go through to the next stage, but instead they were greeted with a 5-3 loss to /d/ and were sent to the babbies along with /o/ due to the low amount of points both teams had.

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Before the cup even began, /b/ had a memorable 4-3 win against /v/ in their preparation friendlies. Apart from that, they had a 0-0 draw with /c/ and a 2-2 draw with /soc/ to think about as they went into the competition. Their cancerous cousins /r9k/ would join them in Group H along with /vg/ and /u/. Because Germanbro forgot to make certain changes to the ratings of some /b/ players, the team had to be rigged with said players being placed out of position. While it seemed like /vg/ would win the first match of the group, /b/ would draw level with a goal from Triforce, much to Germanbro's butthurt. Next, up-and-coming /r9k/ would win against /b/ with Japanese Lettuce Hardcore drowning /b/ with feels. With /vg/ losing to /r9k/, this left them with 4 points, meaning that if /b/ could win their next match against /u/ by 2 goals, they would qualify for the next Winter Cup. Despite conditioning being against /u/ in comparison to /b/, the match ended in a 0-0 draw, keeping /b/ in the babbies.

Rivalries

Old Firm - /b/ vs. /a/

As two of the oldest and biggest boards on 4chan, a rivalry is expected. Some others call this the Cancerigenous Derby, both teams have a reputation they must uphold.

Popularity Derby - /b/ vs. /v/

/v/ and /b/ are the two most high-traffic boards on 4chan, and there is always a substantial amount of vidya content on /b/ while /v/ is often plagued by non topic threads. This often leads to cries of /v/ being called "/b/ 2.0".