One might be surprised at the considerable overlap between historians and people who just wanna shoot, stab and generally blow stuff up innawoods. But consider, for a moment, the common ground:
The simple and unassuming Cannon changed sieges, war, and the very fabric of history as we knew it - from rattling defenders at Constantinople (rip) to shredding the Krauts at Breitenfield with canister shot.
Genghis Khan? His footsoldiers sported recurve bows that were lighter, easier to shoot, and more powerful than the English longbow, capable of being fired while riding a horse in the other direction.
Bronze Age Collapse? Caused (among other reasons) by the spread of iron metallurgy and new military tactics. That's a cool chariot army, King whoever-the-shit you are. Taste my cast iron spears and longswords.
American Civil War? Nice fucking massed smoothbore muskets, Cletus, but have you met my friends Springfield and Enfield?
I mean, the entirety of 20th-century history was shaped by two countries with huge fucking bombs.
You get the idea.
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The Maginot Line
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>russian >baltic >fleet
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Gettysburg
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If Only The Maus Was Mass Produced
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VGH GRAND RHODESIA
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Flammenwerfin' Sherman
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Papal Crossbow Ban
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Lend Lease Was Capitalist Sabotage
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>muh tigers
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THE FIREBOMBING HAS ESCALATED
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Butcher Haig 
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>just win lmao t. sun tzu
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>human wave tactics
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Longbow Brand Longbow
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A Literal Fucking Gun named Pregnant Anne Frank
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Spicy Wind
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Oppenheimer
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WW2 Tank Autism
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Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
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Turbofolk Warsaw Tour
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Erwin-chan
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Just As The Founding Father's Intended
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>be american >get lost
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