/sci/

/sci/
What has science done?
/sci/ - Science & Math
Founded Jan. 6, 2012 Manager John Urschel IRL manager Yuyukow !!EOZVjSE1Oud Team colors Chat color 0047AB Cobalt Blue Ranking 40 ( 5) Highest rank 4 (August 2018) Lowest rank 54 (November 2016) Top scorer Richard Feynman (35) Top assister Carl Sagan (22) Captain Shinichi Mochizuki Website /sci/ - Science & Math Nickname /sci/entists, The Team of Science, /sci/borgs Home ground The Time Cube
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 37 26 48 111 33.33%
GF GA GD 183 207 -24
Biggest win /sci/  5–0  /diy/ November 1, 2015 Biggest defeat /sci/  1–7  /wg/ September 29, 2012 First match /d/  1–0  /sci/ February 11, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 9 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 6th, 2017 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 12 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 3rd, 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem The Science Rap G Victory Anthem Glorious Dawn Hawking Clean Sheet The Galaxy Song Goal horn Weird Science Feynman Goalhorn Richard Feynman Playing Bongos Comeback Goalhorn Blinding Lights
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit

Top: Stephen Hawking, Wernher von Braun, >>>/x/, Jon Tooker, Triple Integrals , Sun of Lava/Ice
Bottom: Norman Wildberger, Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, Cool Science Facts
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)

Since the dawn of time (Jan. 25, 2010), anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Now, 6 years after the teams founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some actual science, brainlet.

Lineup

Main Article: /sci/ Roster

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 14   CB The product rule remains my specialty 9   CB >>>/x/ 43   LB Cool Science Facts 8   RB Carl Sagan 20   CMF Wernher von Braun 3   CMF Triple Integrals ℝ   AMF Norman Wildberger 18   SS Jon Tooker 11   SS Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

No. Position Player 24   GK Ed Witten 6   CB >undergrad category theorist 4   CB >Biology >Hard Science 5   CB Is coffee good for you? 15   LB You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This 69   LB Homo Engineer 100   RB Sun of Lava/Ice 300   RB 300k Starting 999   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 12   CMF 1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12 21   CMF Aspie African 96   CMF CS Pleb

Cup & Match History

Main Article: /sci/ History

2021 Autumn Babby Cup

Autumn saw a return to the Megababby concept, which ended with a 5 team group and four rivals in order to advance to Winter, the rivals in question were /lit/, /u/, /b/ and /fit/. The first game saw a competitive game between /lit/ and /sci/ which unfortunately went out of control in the second half and lost 4-2. The next up was a tall task against a two time elite winner in /u/ and despite being heavy underdogs, /sci/ won 2-1 with goals by Shinichi Mochizuki and non medal Does 0.999... = 1? The next game was a Halloween game against /b/ on which it was imperative to at least draw to keep their elite chances alive, and keeping on the tradition of not winning in the dreaded spooky weekend saw them slip the game out of their hands thanks to a very reckless performance by Jon Tooker, the game ended in a 2-1 loss. /sci/ was nearly fatally wounded but the chances to advance were still there and they involved winning a game against a traditionally weaker side on /fit/, a game on which for once the team of science was actually favored to win, unfortunately theoretical victories on paper do not translate to victories on the pitch and that cemented the team's performance with another disappointing loss. And as promised Aitor Karanka announced his definitive retirement shortly afterwards.

Tournament History

Event	W-D-L	Rank
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-2-1	3rd place
2012 4chan Summer Cup	0-1-2	19th place - Group Stage
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1-1	9th place - Round of 16
2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-0-2	16th place - Group Stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0-2	19th place- Group Stage
2013 4chan Summer Cup	1-0-2	23rd place - Group Stage
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1-1	21st place - Group Stage
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1-2	30th place - Group Stage
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1-1	5th place - Quarterfinals
2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-2-1	14th place - Round of 16
2015 4chan Summer Cup	0-0-3	31st - Group Stage
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2-1	24th place - Group Stage
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-1-2	26th place - Group Stage
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0-0	No export presented - forfeit.
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2-1	8th place - Group Stage
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1-1	18th - Group Stage
2017 4chan Summer Cup	3-1-1	T-6th place - Quarterfinals
2018 4chan Winter Cup	3-0-2	8th place - Quarterfinals
2018 4chan Summer Cup	4-0-1	6th Place - Quarterfinals
2019 4chan Winter Cup	0-1-2	25th place - Group Stage
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3-0	21st place - Group Stage
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-0-2	8th place - Group Stage
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3-0	21st - Group Stage
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0-2	25th - Group Stage
2021 4chan World Cup	0-2-1	53rd - Group Stage
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0-3	34th - Group Stage
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	TBD

Recent & Upcoming Matches

For a >complete match history see: /sci/ Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
July 9, 2021	/asp/	Group Stage WC 2021	2-1 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  80'	>fun
July 17, 2021	/s/	Group Stage WC 2021	2-2 D	Shinichi Mochizuki  47' Norman Wildberger 86'	>fun
July 25, 2021	/biz/	Group Stage WC 2021	3-3 D	Carl Sagan  18' Richard Feynman 45+2' Norman Wildberger  90+2'	>fun
October 23, 2021	/lit/	Group Stage ABC 2021	4-2 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  41' Jon Tooker 55'	>fun
October 29, 2021	/u/	Group Stage ABC 2021	2-1 W	Does 0.999 = 1?  45+0' Shinichi Mochizuki 72'	>fun
October 31, 2021	/b/	Group Stage ABC 2021	2-1 L	Richard Feynman  9'	>fun
Novbemer 6, 2021	/fit/	Group Stage ABC 2021	3-1 L	Jon Tooker 39'	>fun
May 1, 2022	/lit/	Group Stage SBC 2022	2-1 L	Jon Tooker 68'	>fun
May 7, 2022	/mlp/	Group Stage SBC 2022	3-1 W	Richard Feynman 53' Norman Wildberger 77' Shinichi Mochizuki 90+2'	>fun
May 13, 2022	/vr/	Group Stage SBC 2022	3-1 W	Richard Feynman 42' Shinichi Mochizuki 9', 88'	>fun
May 15, 2022	/pol/	Group Stage SBC 2022	2-1 L	Norman Wildberger 25'

Statistics

Main Article: /sci/ Player Statistics

Trivia

• /sci/ is one of only 3 teams to have drawn 20 or more games.
• Despite being one of the longest tenured players on the team, Stephen Hawking has only three recorded clean sheets. The amount for most clean sheets on the team belongs to retired player Thorium with a rather lackluster 5 clean sheets.

Exports (Spring Babby Cup 2022)

Gallery & Promotional Media

Promos

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  Spring Babby Cup 2014 Promo

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  Summer Friendlies 2014 Promo

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  Autumn Babby Cup 2014 Promo

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  2014 Autumn Babby Cup knockouts promo

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  2015 Winter Cup Promo

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  2015 Summer Cup promo

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  2018 Summer Cup promo

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  2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /d/

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  2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /int/

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  2021 Autumn Babby Promo vs /u/

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  10th Anniversary Compilation

Gallery

Honors

Team:

2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Third Place

2012 4chan Summer Cup

At least you tried award

2015 Antares Memorial Cup

Third place

Akko League II: Sucy I Need A Tagline

Champions

Individual:

2012 4chan Summer Cup No. Position Player 52   LWF Bill Nye

All-Star 2nd Team

2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking

All-Star Starting XI Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves)

2018 4chan Winter Cup No. Position Player 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie, fuck da haters)

Rivalries

The Intellectualism Derby A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won the two matches but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.

0-0-4

The Progress Bowl Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in Summer 18 and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/.

4-1-2

Science vs. Engineering An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.

2-1-0

Contact

Team Discord

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