The /d/ squad as selected for the 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies against /fa/ and /vr/
Goalkeepers
| Succubus
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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8
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1
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2
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1
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2
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1
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15
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| CS
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4
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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4
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| Pos.
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Background: Female demon said to extract male life force through sexual activity. Signed from /x/.
Performances: Transferred from /x/ in late 2012 as backup to Consentacles it took Succubus until the 2013 Spring Babby Cup to really install herself as a main fixture in between the posts. A certain epic against /mlp/ in the last 16 of the Spring Cup brought Succubus into the limelight after pulling off save after save and stopping >Rape's late penalty to force the game into extra-time, alas Succubus' heroics fell to the coin toss of penalties which /mlp/ won. Since then Succubus has made herself the number 1 choice in goal for /d/ and looks like continuing that for some time.
| Stoic Orc
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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Background: Stoic Orc is the lead in 'A Friendly Orc's Daily Life' by Jin following a deadpan (or stoic) Orc and his dealing with a decidedly horny Elf.
Right Backs
Background: Sometimes you get pumped so full of cum, your body has to expand to contain it all!
Centre Backs
| Faye Artemis
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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6
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2
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3
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2
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13
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| Goals
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Pos.
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Background: Chatroom handle FormFatale, lead in the Shape Shifter series by LemonFont, Can transform into anything yet mainly uses that power to grow a massive penis.
Performances: Every competition Faye has played in has lead to an unsuccessful campaign.
Background: If you're going to service yourself, it might as well be service with a smile!
| HSITMPBAMCWTPOP
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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13
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4
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4
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3
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3
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2
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1
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3
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33
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| Goals
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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| Pos.
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Background: A fetish too disgusting even for /d/.
Performances: One of /d/'s highest capped players, only goal came from a mazing run against /f/ in the 2012 Spring Babby Cup.
| Tentacles
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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6
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4
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4
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1
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2
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2
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0
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3
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22
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| CS*/Goals
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2*
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1
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2
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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5*/0
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| Pos.
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Background: Long, slimy, and (not) a favorite of Japanese women for generations!
Background: A robot must bring pleasure to a human, a robot must always obey a human (unless it violates the first rule), and a robot must achieve it's own pleasure (as long as it does not violate the first two rules).
Left Backs
| Vore
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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6
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4
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4
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3
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1
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1
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3
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2
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24
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| Goals
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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1
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| Pos.
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Background: Voraphilia, the fetish of being swallowed alive. The ultimate loss of control.
| /d/ Sized Cock
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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2
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1
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1
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1
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3
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8
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| Goals
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Pos.
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Background: Size does actually matter
Defensive Midfielders
| Milking
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Pos.
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Background: The natural response to Cowtits is to get some fresh milk.
| Transformation
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Pos.
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Background: What would you like to become today?
| Bodysuits
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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1
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2
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1
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4
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| Goals
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Pos.
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Background: Bodysuits or Zentai (Zenshintaitsu) in foreign is a term for skin-tight garments that cover the entire body. In a bodysuit you can be anyone you want to be.
| Ambivalence
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Comps
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Total
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| Pos.
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Background: Oh, I didn't notice you cumming on me. Well, carry on, I've got books to read.
Right Midfielders
Background: One of the most recognizable artists you'll see on /d/.
Left Midfielders
| Dmitrys
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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19
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6
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5
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3
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3
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3
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3
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4
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46
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| Goals
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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2
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0
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0
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3
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| Pos.
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Honours:
2012 Summer Cup All-Stars
Background: Popular Australian/Russian futa artist, goes by the name Dmitry Sergeev (Dmitrys for short)
Centre Midfielders
| BDSM General
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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7
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2
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3
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2
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3
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17
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| Goals
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Pos.
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Background: A general thread where people discuss their love for BDSM that popped up around late 2012/early 2013 and had over 200 threads since.
| Insectoids
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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2
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2
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2
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6
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| Goals
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Pos.
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Background: Half insect, half robot - All sexual.
Background: A giant female just wanting to fit in. (This time, not just Bob Sapp in a wig!)
Attacking Midfielders
| Short Stacks
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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| Apps
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1
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2
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3
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| Goals
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0
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0
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0
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| Pos.
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Background: Small girls (not loli) that are built to cope without /d/ throw at them.
| Elzi
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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Background: Elzi is a long time /d/ trip who is very popular for adding dicks and captions to images.
Second Strikers
| Egg Laying
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Pos.
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Comps
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Total
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Background: The first step to becoming a new mother! Though, usually Humans don't use eggs...
Centre Fielders
Background: /d/ is for /d/ickgirls, after all!
Former Players
| Sub
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Starter
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Bronze
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Silver
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Gold
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Former players
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Picture
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Name
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Description
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Active period
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Caps
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Goals
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Fairy Fighting Tiki
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Background: Protagonist of the popular Fair Fighting games.
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0
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0
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Chin Fuck
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Background: Answers on a postcard please.
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None
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0
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0
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Holy Grail of Cum
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Background: 1000mg L-Arginine, 50mg Zinc, 200mg Pygeum & 1200mg Lecithin daily for best effects.
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None
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0
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0
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4 Leaf Clover
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Background: Yotsuba Koiwai is even well within the realms of /d/
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0
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0
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Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
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Background: /d/'s favourite alien girl.
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1
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0
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Thread Hidden Expert
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Background: A fetish for sexy planes in sexy situations that gained a sudden boost in popularity in early 2013
Performances: The natural successor to Potato House; agile, fast, offered an attacking threat and could cross - Jetporn will be remembered among /d/ fans for a faultless display whilst out of position in the 3-0 victory over /v/ in the 2013 Summer Cup. A career that ended somewhat prematurely after interest dwindled.
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1
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0 Clean Sheet(s)
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Helpful Femanon
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Background: Namefag who made a very popular thread on hidden vibrators in late 2011
Performances: A dogged centre half, often competed with XXXX Corruptions for rights to partner Dmitrys in the centre of defence. Rarely made mistakes and remained solid until dropped after becoming no longer relevant to the board culture.
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15
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0
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Dracula Penis
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Background: Many images from Japanese artist 'Yozora' depicting a vampire girl with an exceptionally large penis.
Performances: A mainstay of early /d/ matches, Dracula Penis operated as a wide midfielder often cutting inside to get the ball to strikers Haigure and Melon Fuck and was an important piece of /d/'s attack minded puzzle - partnered with Potato House on the opposite wing these 2 created a formidable pairing for non-medal players. Dracula Penis was shipped to the other wing in her final appearance in the 4-2 victory over /hr/ and secured that she would bow out of the cup on a high note after /d/ secured 9 points and promotion to the elite cup.
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22
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3
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NO WESTERN
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Background: Brought into the squad given early /d/'s negativity towards western art on the board
Performances: 'The Bronze Enforcer', NO WESTERN was an all important part of the early /d/ set-up, paired with silver centre back Dmitrys /d/'s defence was capable of keeping out the best attackers. NO WESTERN didn't often opt forward which made it more surprising that NO WESTERN would bundle home /d/'s first tournament goal against /3/ in a 4-0 win. Given the boards later openness to western art NO WESTERN was dropped following the disappointing 2013 Winter Cup but will remain a team legend who they have yet to replace.
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22
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2
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Shitting Dick Nipples
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Background: A rather extreme fetish brought to you by those zany Japanese artists, it is of course bannable on /d/ as is all scat. Turns out there are things too /d/ for /d/.
Performances: The midfield general, prowling the centre of the pitch in the space in front of NO WESTERN and behind Melon Fuck. Shitting Dick Nipples was another of that rare breed '66* players who aren't that bad' who scored /d/'s first ever goal in a 1-0 friendly win against /sci/ and performed exceptionally in the following Babby Cup. The later tournaments saw Shitting Dick Nipples revert to the full back roles and even scoring in a 6-1 thrashing of /trv/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup, her last game would be in that fateful draw against /lit/ that would see /d/ relegated.
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21
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2
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Potato House
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Background: A popular Futanari CG series, specialising in Futa x Male relationships
Performances: The Yin to Dracula Penis' Yang. A more defensive minded wide midfielder, as her goal scoring record shows, who served as more of a Wing Back in her early career. Another omnipresent character in early /d/ games before being later dropped to the bench and moved to the centre half role before being dropped from the squad entirely following the 2013 Summer Cup campaign.
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20
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0
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XXXX Corruptions
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Honours:2013 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars
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15
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0
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Jetporn
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Background: A fetish for sexy planes in sexy situations that gained a sudden boost in popularity in early 2013
Performances: The natural successor to Potato House; agile, fast, offered an attacking threat and could cross - Jetporn will be remembered among /d/ fans for a faultless display whilst out of position in the 3-0 victory over /v/ in the 2013 Summer Cup. A career that ended somewhat prematurely after interest dwindled.
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11
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0
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Ballbusting
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Background: A fetish for sexy planes in sexy situations that gained a sudden boost in popularity in early 2013
Performances: The natural successor to Potato House; agile, fast, offered an attacking threat and could cross - Jetporn will be remembered among /d/ fans for a faultless display whilst out of position in the 3-0 victory over /v/ in the 2013 Summer Cup. A career that ended somewhat prematurely after interest dwindled.
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4
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1 Clean Sheet(s)
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BREAK-A-BITCH
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Background: The art of mind break, a popular fetish on /d/ that degrades the victims thought processes via sex.
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8
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1
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Thread Hidden Expert
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Background: A fetish for sexy planes in sexy situations that gained a sudden boost in popularity in early 2013
Performances: The natural successor to Potato House; agile, fast, offered an attacking threat and could cross - Jetporn will be remembered among /d/ fans for a faultless display whilst out of position in the 3-0 victory over /v/ in the 2013 Summer Cup. A career that ended somewhat prematurely after interest dwindled.
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1
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0 Clean Sheet(s)
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Damn It Naga
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Background: A fetish for sexy planes in sexy situations that gained a sudden boost in popularity in early 2013
Performances: The natural successor to Potato House; agile, fast, offered an attacking threat and could cross - Jetporn will be remembered among /d/ fans for a faultless display whilst out of position in the 3-0 victory over /v/ in the 2013 Summer Cup. A career that ended somewhat prematurely after interest dwindled.
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5
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2 Clean Sheet(s)
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Robutts
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Background: Baby got back-up. Gynoid's with a big junk folder.
Performances: One of /d/'s latest players brought in, a main fixture at Right Back in the unsuccessful 2014 Spring Babby Cup.
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6
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0
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Monster Girl Quest
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Background: A popular eroge series of games brought to you by Torotoro Resistance. You follow protagonist Luka through his exploits to try and make his region monster friendly... fnaar fnaar
Performances: Another of the original 23 players, played in every competition /d/ has took place in. Most successful period was at Right Back but has since took a more direct role, scoring in the 6-2 defeat from /tg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup
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25
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1
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Cockslave
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Background: Slave of cock.
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3
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0
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Bimbo Bitch
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Background: Ganguro, a trend among young Japanese women that started the mid-1990s, distinguished by a dark tan, contrasting make-up liberally applied and loose morals.
Performances: Played only in the disastrous Spring 2014 campaign, and was released in the ensuing purge.
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None
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0
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0
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Literal Mindfuck
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Background: Mindfucking. Literally.
Performances: Played only in the disastrous Spring 2014 campaign, and was released in the ensuing purge.
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None
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0
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0
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Consentacles
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Background: As Percy Sledge famously sang: "When a Man loves a Woman who loves a giant Tentacle Monster"
Performances:Captain, Leader, Legend of the early /d/ sides but was gradually phased out to accommodate new signing Succubus and later moved outfield before being laid to rest.
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22
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0
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Tickle Tuesday
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Background: A board you have to search deep to find, a land where /d/eviants discuss their tickling fetish.
Performances: Solid back, but rarely impressed. Was released in the purge after Spring 2014.
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2
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0
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/d/ is For Duckgirls
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Background: A well known and undisputed fact
Performances: Super Sub /d/ is for Duckgirls made most of his/her/its appearances from the bench to try and close out games, making full use of the 'Super Sub' card.
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8
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0
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Erotic Stench
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Background: Eproctophilia (love of flatulence), Maschalagnia (attraction to armpits)or scent play. The attractions to smell.
Performances: Rarely got a sniff at action.
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2
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0
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Hideyoshi
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Background: Hideyoshi Kinoshita from Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu. A trap who looks a lot like his sister.
Performances: Played only in the disastrous Spring 2014 campaign, and was released in the ensuing purge.
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None
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2
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0
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Melon Fuck
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Background: A cult classic called 'Semen Sprinkler J' by Sammohung. J is a regular futa girl who one day fancied fucking some melon and later her housemate.
Performances: One of the original medal players for /d/ and despite never being a gold player scored 1 in 2 at her peak despite being a bronze. Part of the /d/ynamic /d/uo of Melon Fuck and Haigure of the early /d/ years.
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40
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11
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Cuntboys
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Background: Exactly what it says on the tin.Polar opposite to futa
Performances: Used to plug the gap that was the space behind the strikers, never really found a rhythm in that position and was dropped.
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9
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0
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Haigure
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Honours:2012 Spring Babby Cup Golden Boot
Background: Japanese for leotard, follows traditional mind control and brainwashing fetish themes just with a leotard.
Performances: The greatest player /d/ has ever seen and one of the greatest the cup has ever seen. Nothing more needs to be said.
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47
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34
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Bob Sapp
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Honours:2013 Spring Babby Cup All-Star
Background: The bizarre tale of a boy who has a detachable penis and due to his mother's negligence turns into UFC fighter Bob Sapp. Sei So Tsui Dan Sha if you were wondering..
Performances: Cult hero of the cup, started of as an unknown super-sub but ended as an against the odds cup goal scoring machine
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22
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10
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Medal History
