/uma/'s roster as of VGL18. Under Construction
Goalkeepers
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Uma
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
15
|
Janny Dotou
|
|
CLEAN IT UP DOTOU
|
|
|
3
|
Nice
|
|
Nice wife, nice horse, nice thighs. Nice bronze collector. Nice.
|
Defenders
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Name
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
90
|
I will save her
|
|
Somehow just as schizo as Cafe. Please buy her futon dryer.
|
|
|
25
|
Canon Wife
|
|
Eats like a pig and still the only flat Mejiro.
And she owns (You) now.
|
|
|
55
|
SAVE ME SUNDAYMAN
|
|
Sundayman isn't real, he can't hurt you. Take your meds.
|
|
|
83
|
NTR
|
|
Got NTRed from her own release. At least she got her shobufoku now.
|
|
|
51
|
""""Happy"""" Meek
|
|
Look at her face. Look at it. This is Aoi's fault, isn't it?
|
|
|
39
|
JUNBI WA
|
|
You can't escape from SEGA.
|
|
|
98
|
S E X Y
aka xogliwinslol
|
|
As cool as she is brutally autistic.
|
|
|
2
|
TAABO
|
|
Double Jet, Two Thruster, Twin Turbo, etc.
> 1 star
|
|
|
40
|
MLB Kita
|
|
Got replaced by some half-naked granny. Too bad!
|
|
|
0
|
Kingu Of Jobbing
|
|
ICHIBAN NINKI MAKERARENAI
|
Midfielders
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Name
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
2
|
TAABO
|
|
Double Jet, Two Thruster, Twin Turbo, etc. WHEN TAABO CYGAMES
|
|
|
13
|
Cringe Heel
|
|
>laisu
cringe
|
|
|
23
|
#LookAtCurren
|
|
Look. Look at her!
|
|
|
1
|
BIG NIGER
|
|
Oonige means big runaway. Can't get blocked if you're in first.
|
|
|
45
|
MLB Kita
|
|
Free +200 Speed if you use this. Yakuza Princess too strong.
|
|
|
100
|
100K Circle Points
|
|
YOU DUMB BIRD YOU GAVE THEM 100,000 CIRCLE POINTS
DO NOT REDEEM
|
|
|
55
|
SAVE ME SUNDAYMAN
|
|
Sundayman isn't real, he can't hurt you. Take your meds.
|
|
|
0
|
Kingu Of Jobbing
|
|
ICHIBAN NINKI MAKERARENAI
|
|
|
51
|
""""Happy"""" Meek
|
|
Look at her face. Look at it. This is Aoi's fault, isn't it?
|
|
|
300
|
Not A Hors
|
|
Not a horse. No way. Definitely not. You can't prove it.
|
Forwards
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Name
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
30
|
EI EI MUN
|
|
Mission Clear! Ei Ei Mun!
|
|
|
99
|
Halu Ulala
|
|
The Shining Star of Losers everywhere. Ganbatte Urara!
|
|
|
7
|
Shonbori Rudolf
|
|
Undefeated triple crowner and the progenitor of all tanukis.
Now just a cool dad hanging out with his family.
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