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/uma/'s roster as of VGL X-2.
Goalkeepers
| Pos.
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No.
|
Uma
|
Picture
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Description
|
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15
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Janny Dotou
|
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CLEAN IT UP DOTOU
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3
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Nice
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Nice wife, nice horse, nice thighs. Nice bronze collector. Nice.
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Defenders
| Pos.
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No.
|
Name
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
90
|
I will save her
|
|
Somehow just as schizo as Cafe. Please buy her futon dryer.
|
|
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25
|
Canon Wife
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Eats like a pig and still the only flat Mejiro.
And she owns (You) now.
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55
|
SAVE ME SUNDAYMAN
|
|
Sundayman isn't real, he can't hurt you. Take your meds.
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83
|
NTR
|
|
Got NTRed from her own release.
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51
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""""Happy"""" Meek
|
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Look at her face. Look at it. This is Aoi's fault, isn't it?
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39
|
JUNBI WA
|
|
You can't escape from SEGA.
|
|
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98
|
S E X Y
aka xogliwinslol
|
|
As cool as she is brutally autistic.
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2
|
TAABO
|
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Double Jet, Two Thruster, Twin Turbo, etc.
> 1 star
|
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40
|
MLB Kita
|
|
Got replaced by some half-naked granny. Too bad!
|
|
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0
|
Kingu Of Jobbing
|
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ICHIBAN NINKI MAKERARENAI
|
Midfielders
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Name
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
9
|
Digitan
|
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A L L R O U N D E R
|
|
|
33
|
Nyo Universe
|
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Traveled through dimensions just for some italian dude. AMRT.
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|
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8
|
> AI
|
|
Thanks to the power of VR, Three Goddesses themselves came back
just to laugh at >Thronekeks
|
|
|
18
|
競馬posting
|
|
Some weird creature. It's divegrass performance is actually tied to the amount of
keibaposting in the thread.
|
|
|
76
|
Mr. CBT
|
|
Cock and Ball Torture (CBT) is a sexual activity of the male geni-
She's autistic just like every other Triple Crown winner.
|
|
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12
|
Boyfaggot
|
|
Opera, Fuji, Seiun, the list goes on. All very boyish Umas.
Currently reserved by the Overlord herself.
|
|
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1
|
BIG NIGER
|
|
Oonige means big runaway. Can't get blocked if you're in first.
|
|
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23
|
Ojisan Magnet
|
|
Gyaru are ojisan magnets like moths to a flame.
|
Forwards
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Name
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
30
|
EI EI MUN
|
|
Mission Clear! Ei Ei Mun!
|
|
|
99
|
Halu Ulala
|
|
The Shining Star of Losers everywhere. Ganbatte Urara!
|
|
|
7
|
Shonbori Rudolf
|
|
Undefeated triple crowner and the progenitor of all tanukis.
Now just a cool dad hanging out with his family.
|
Former players
Doesn't include VGL17. Yell if I forgot someone.
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Uma
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
999
|
BLOCKED
|
|
They're too busy blocking your umas in LoH now.
|
|
|
10
|
Face of the Franchise
|
|
Got replaced by all the other protagonists. At least she still has the app's icon.
|
|
|
90
|
>global
|
|
>global
|
|
|
13
|
Cringe Heel
|
|
Too cringe for the team.
|
|
|
23
|
#LookAtCurren
|
|
Look. Look at her!
|
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100
|
100K Circle Points
|
|
YOU DUMB BIRD YOU GAVE THEM 100,000 CIRCLE POINTS
Sorry, got patched in a few minutes.
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300
|
Not A Hors
|
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Got too busy doing non-horse things. After all, she's not a horse. Surely not.
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14
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Tom Cruise's Daughter
|
|
Decided that divegrass won't help her become an adult.
Spends most of her time flying her dads F14 now.
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7
|
Licky Rickey
|
|
Retired to improve teams feng shui.
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