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Rosters

2021

/vt/ League 1

No. Position Player
1
GK
GLORIOUS
33
LB
MAD MONKE OF HOLOFIGHTZ
4
CB
Jobber of Japan
9
CB
Magnet Stairs
32
RB
I am the Table
999
DMF
Wrestling is not real Nene
69
CMF
HFZ Mel
96
CMF
Mikoler
11
AMF
John Ina
13
SS
Watamage
10
CF
Oozora "The Face" Subaru Captain
No. Position Player
340
GK
Weight of the World
2
CB
HFZDark
404
CB
ERROR
20
CB
Indrawnesia
299
RB
REF HATE
0
RB
The More Logos
993
LB
E.G.G.M.A.N.
102
LB
Dogfucker
18
DMF
I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO
8
DMF
LIMITLESS
7
CMF
R.RATLER
12
CMF
Judas

2022

/vt/ League 2

No. Position Player
47
GK
Suisei 47
33
LB
MAD MONKE OF HOLOFIGHTZ
4
CB
Jobber of Japan
9
CB
Magnet Stairs
32
RB
I am the Table
999
DMF
Wrestling is not real Nene
69
CMF
HFZ Mel
96
CMF
Mikoler
11
AMF
John Ina
13
SS
Watamage
10
CF
Oozora "The Face" Subaru Captain
No. Position Player
340
GK
Weight of the World
2
CB
Society
404
CB
ERROR
20
CB
Indrawnesia
299
RB
REF HATE
0
RB
PLAY APEX
993
LB
E.G.G.M.A.N.
102
LB
Dogfucker
18
DMF
I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO
8
DMF
LIMITLESS
7
CMF
R.RATLER
12
CMF
Coexist


/vt/ League 3

No. Position Player
1
GK
GLORIOUS
33
LB
MAD MONKE OF HOLOFIGHTZ
4
CB
Jobber of Japan
9
CB
Magnet Stairs
32
RB
I am the Table
69
DMF
HFZ Mel
999
CMF
Wrestling is not real Nene
96
CMF
Mikoler
11
AMF
John Ina
13
SS
Watamage
10
CF
Oozora "The Face" Subaru Captain
No. Position Player
340
GK
Weight of the World
2
CB
Society
404
CB
ERROR
20
CB
Karaoke If I Win
299
RB
REF HATE
0
RB
THE NATURE GIRL
998
LB
BIGLEAGUED
102
LB
Dogfucker
18
DMF
I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO
8
DMF
LIMITLESS
7
CMF
R.RATLER
12
CMF
Coexist

2023

/vt/ League 4

No. Position Player
123
GK
Predictabo
11
LB
John Ina
111
CB
Dont Kwab
69
CB
HFZ Mel
18
RB
I Fucking Love Stack, Bros
96
DMF
Holy shit it's ____ler I care now!
5
CMF
Sodamania
170
CMF
THE KING
999
AMF
Wrestling is not real Nene
10
SS
Oozora "The Face" Subaru
13
CF
Watamage Captain
No. Position Player
340
GK
Weight of the World
4
CB
Jobber of Japan
32
CB
I am the Table
299
CB
REF HATE
455
RB
The Ass of HFZ
9
RB
Magnet Stairs
993
LB
Eggman
21
LB
The Nature Girl
0
DMF
NAAAAAAAplex
404
DMF
Error
102
CMF
Dogfucker
998
CMF
BIG LEAGUED


Detailed Roster

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Goalkeepers

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  GK
340 Weight of the World Okayu.png Standing large and tall at 340 pounds of pure muscle, the onigiri-loving fatto catto stands once again to defend.
  GK
1 GLORIOUS Glorious.png They always said ‘’Third time the charm’’. So here he is, OP in all his glory stepping onto the field one more time. Surely this time things will be different.

Defenders

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  CB
5 I AM THE TABLE Table.png When faced with a tables match, the wrestler AI for 2KXX simply has no idea how to handle it. Pulling out tables just to toss them over the side of the ring, setting and resetting tables over and over, and proceeding to ignore them once they are actually set. The first tables match of HFZ lasted over an hour. It doesn't help that the tables are also seemingly made of depleted Uranium, with only Reine's ass capable of breaking them upon contact.
  CB
404 ERROR ERROR.png Tokoyami Towa entered her first Elimination Chamber match eager for victory, only to find herself thrown against a corner and get stuck there. Try as she might, she simply could not free herself, and as she struggled, OP played Towa's cover of ERROR. Absolute hilarity ensues. As the other wrestlers got eliminated one by one, Towa did her best to try to get back into the fight but to no avail. OP was eventually forced to reschedule the match with the remaining three survivors. Later on, OP tempts fate and once again puts Towa in an Elimination Chamber match and much like a river flows into the sea, Towa got stuck again. But this time, overcoming all odds, she frees herself and wins the match.
  CB
4 THE LOCK The Lock.png The next big thing, the Chosen's best friend, the British Rule's Expert, The 2k MoCap's actor, the one who gives Shawn his worst beating since the day he lost his smile, the (former) Undisputed WWE Universal Champion herself, THE LOCK. Mmmmmmmmm. She's bad to the bone.
  CB
455 ASS ASS.png X
  CB
16 John Ina JohnIna.png INALOSESLOL
  LB
2 The Nature Girl Fauna.png Evolution is a mystery

Evoluuuuuuuution

Evoluuuuuuuuuuution

  LB
299 REF HATE REF HATE.gif The infamous referee of HolofightZ and public enemy #1. Your oshi lost because the other side bribed him to look the other way and count slowly. Many a wrestler has tried taking him down without breaking the rules, but this smug motherfucker will just get up, smile and watch you seethe as he pretends to not notice your oshi is pinning her opponent. REF HATE
  LB
19 Don't Kwab Nokwab.png Hey, anon? Why are you giving up? You know the thread’s about to KWAB, right? Surely, you don’t want that. I’m just confused... Didn’t you say you’d defend? Until the end?
  LB
88 The Dragon Wrestler The Dragon Wrestler.png The legendary former wrestler of HoloFightZ. Her’s presence and legacy can still be felt to this day. Even though Coco is content with the life of a humble Taxi Driver, The Immortal Dragon once again is being sucked into the vortex of Rigging and being worked when she steps foot onto the pitch for VTL5.
  RB
69 HFZ Mel HFZ Mel.png UWOOOAAAAHHH SEEEEEXXXX!!!! UWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! SEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!! ORE WA SEKKUSU SURUN JANE!!!! ORE GA, ORE JISHIN GA SHINRO SEKKUSU NI NARUN JA!!!! SEEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!!!! YAMERO, TAKESHI OMAE! KONO IJOU WA TAIRYOKU GA MOTANAI! IYE!!! ORE WA SEKKUSU NI NARU ZETTAINI SEKKUSU NI NARUN DAAAA!!! SEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEXXX!!!! YAMERU!! SHINJIMAU TO TAKESHI OMAE INOCHI GA IKITE MO TSUGITA SEKKUSU DEKIRU NARO GA!!! URUSEE!!!! ORE WA SHINDA TE SEKKUSU SURUN DA!!! UWWWOOOOOO!! SEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!
  RB
102 Dogfucker Dogfucker.png It's not called "seething" or being a "dogfucker". It's called being a committed fan to the holoFightZ universe, you stupid faggots. Korone had a fucking storyline going as the heel and was going to finish her revenge arc, but no, the OP has a fucking massive boner for EN and decided to let Ina win for literally zero reason.

It's just sad that good writing and story-telling and world-building is ruined by one fucking mistake. Ina didn't deserve to win at all against Korone because 1. She's not a well-fleshed out character yet. No storyline. Just bullshit, cheap wins against midcarders because OP is probably a takoshitter. 2. Korone had her own storyline and she's an established wrestler in the industry 3. Korone literally beat Luna in her prime, she's much better than Ina in that sense. If you compare Korone's all time peak to Ina there's no comparison.

  RB
3 STAIRS STAIRS.png A set of metallic stairs that inexplicably attracts anything that comes near it, especially wrestlers thrown in its general direction. Sometimes repeatedly.
  RB
246 THE BEST THEBESTTHEBEST.png THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEB

Midfield

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  CMF
6 I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO.png HFZ OP loves Stack, and you do too. DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU
  CMF
42 Lord Of The Bored LOTBored.png ZzzZzZzZzZzZZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
  CMF
999 BIG LEAGUED BIGLEAGUED.png PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET BIG LEAGUED GET BIG LEAGUED GET BIG LEAGUED GET BIG LEAGUED
  CMF
86 I CARE NOW Mikoler2.png HOLY SHIT I CARE NOW
  AMF
13 Watamage HFZWatamage3.png Everything wrong with HolofightZ can be traced back to the eldtrich being and occasional vtuber Watamage. The continued stability of the online world can only be attributed to her mercy. She will crash HolofightZ on a whim, whether it be through cutting OP's internet, actually crashing the game, preventing it from starting, or bringing out one of her thralls to do it for her like White Ref. To appease her, the denizens of HolofightZ have done all they can, going so far as to bring her into the real world. But she continues to spread her influence. And foolishly, when her model was exported from 2K20 for use in divegrass, something...else came with it. And now she is out there, planning and plotting. Can she be stopped?

Forwards

No. Pos Name Picture Description
  SS
99 Wrestling is not real Nene Wrestling is not real Nene.png Professional wrestling, often shortened to pro wrestling, is a form of entertainment and performing art, which combines athletics with theatrical performance. It comprises exhibitions presented as legitimate matches, held by companies called promotions, in a style and structure mimicking competitive combat sports. Unfortunately (for her opponents), Nene was absent during orientation and believes every match is real and they really have to beat each other up. No one has managed to convince her otherwise yet.
  SS
7 The King THEKINGayame.png THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME

- Beebs .

  CF
10 Oozora "The Face" Subaru TheFace Subaru2.png Oozora Subaru, The Jaw, The Face That Runs The Place, and the one who inspired the creation of HolofightZ. While no longer being the top billing wrestler in the league, she still has a presence and strength that many respect.