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/hfz/ Historical Roster
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Rosters
2021
/vt/ League 1
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2022
/vt/ League 2
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/vt/ League 3
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2023
/vt/ League 4
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Detailed Roster
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
Defenders
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5 | I AM THE TABLE | When faced with a tables match, the wrestler AI for 2KXX simply has no idea how to handle it. Pulling out tables just to toss them over the side of the ring, setting and resetting tables over and over, and proceeding to ignore them once they are actually set. The first tables match of HFZ lasted over an hour. It doesn't help that the tables are also seemingly made of depleted Uranium, with only Reine's ass capable of breaking them upon contact. | |||
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404 | ERROR | Tokoyami Towa entered her first Elimination Chamber match eager for victory, only to find herself thrown against a corner and get stuck there. Try as she might, she simply could not free herself, and as she struggled, OP played Towa's cover of ERROR. Absolute hilarity ensues. As the other wrestlers got eliminated one by one, Towa did her best to try to get back into the fight but to no avail. OP was eventually forced to reschedule the match with the remaining three survivors. Later on, OP tempts fate and once again puts Towa in an Elimination Chamber match and much like a river flows into the sea, Towa got stuck again. But this time, overcoming all odds, she frees herself and wins the match. | |||
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4 | THE LOCK | The next big thing, the Chosen's best friend, the British Rule's Expert, The 2k MoCap's actor, the one who gives Shawn his worst beating since the day he lost his smile, the (former) Undisputed WWE Universal Champion herself, THE LOCK. Mmmmmmmmm. She's bad to the bone. | |||
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455 | ASS | X | |||
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16 | John Ina | INALOSESLOL | |||
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2 | The Nature Girl | Evolution is a mystery
Evoluuuuuuuution Evoluuuuuuuuuuution | |||
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299 | REF HATE | The infamous referee of HolofightZ and public enemy #1. Your oshi lost because the other side bribed him to look the other way and count slowly. Many a wrestler has tried taking him down without breaking the rules, but this smug motherfucker will just get up, smile and watch you seethe as he pretends to not notice your oshi is pinning her opponent. REF HATE | |||
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19 | Don't Kwab | Hey, anon? Why are you giving up? You know the thread’s about to KWAB, right? Surely, you don’t want that. I’m just confused... Didn’t you say you’d defend? Until the end? | |||
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88 | The Dragon Wrestler | The legendary former wrestler of HoloFightZ. Her’s presence and legacy can still be felt to this day. Even though Coco is content with the life of a humble Taxi Driver, The Immortal Dragon once again is being sucked into the vortex of Rigging and being worked when she steps foot onto the pitch for VTL5. | |||
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69 | HFZ Mel | UWOOOAAAAHHH SEEEEEXXXX!!!! UWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! SEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!! ORE WA SEKKUSU SURUN JANE!!!! ORE GA, ORE JISHIN GA SHINRO SEKKUSU NI NARUN JA!!!! SEEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!!!! YAMERO, TAKESHI OMAE! KONO IJOU WA TAIRYOKU GA MOTANAI! IYE!!! ORE WA SEKKUSU NI NARU ZETTAINI SEKKUSU NI NARUN DAAAA!!! SEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEXXX!!!! YAMERU!! SHINJIMAU TO TAKESHI OMAE INOCHI GA IKITE MO TSUGITA SEKKUSU DEKIRU NARO GA!!! URUSEE!!!! ORE WA SHINDA TE SEKKUSU SURUN DA!!! UWWWOOOOOO!! SEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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102 | Dogfucker | It's not called "seething" or being a "dogfucker". It's called being a committed fan to the holoFightZ universe, you stupid faggots. Korone had a fucking storyline going as the heel and was going to finish her revenge arc, but no, the OP has a fucking massive boner for EN and decided to let Ina win for literally zero reason.
It's just sad that good writing and story-telling and world-building is ruined by one fucking mistake. Ina didn't deserve to win at all against Korone because 1. She's not a well-fleshed out character yet. No storyline. Just bullshit, cheap wins against midcarders because OP is probably a takoshitter. 2. Korone had her own storyline and she's an established wrestler in the industry 3. Korone literally beat Luna in her prime, she's much better than Ina in that sense. If you compare Korone's all time peak to Ina there's no comparison. | |||
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3 | STAIRS | A set of metallic stairs that inexplicably attracts anything that comes near it, especially wrestlers thrown in its general direction. Sometimes repeatedly. | |||
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246 | THE BEST | THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEB |
Midfield
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6 | I FUCKING LOVE STACK, BRO | HFZ OP loves Stack, and you do too. DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU | |||
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42 | Lord Of The Bored | ZzzZzZzZzZzZZzZzZzZzZzZzZ | |||
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999 | BIG LEAGUED | PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET BIG LEAGUED GET BIG LEAGUED GET BIG LEAGUED GET BIG LEAGUED | |||
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86 | I CARE NOW | HOLY SHIT I CARE NOW | |||
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13 | Watamage | Everything wrong with HolofightZ can be traced back to the eldtrich being and occasional vtuber Watamage. The continued stability of the online world can only be attributed to her mercy. She will crash HolofightZ on a whim, whether it be through cutting OP's internet, actually crashing the game, preventing it from starting, or bringing out one of her thralls to do it for her like White Ref. To appease her, the denizens of HolofightZ have done all they can, going so far as to bring her into the real world. But she continues to spread her influence. And foolishly, when her model was exported from 2K20 for use in divegrass, something...else came with it. And now she is out there, planning and plotting. Can she be stopped? |
Forwards
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99 | Wrestling is not real Nene | Professional wrestling, often shortened to pro wrestling, is a form of entertainment and performing art, which combines athletics with theatrical performance. It comprises exhibitions presented as legitimate matches, held by companies called promotions, in a style and structure mimicking competitive combat sports. Unfortunately (for her opponents), Nene was absent during orientation and believes every match is real and they really have to beat each other up. No one has managed to convince her otherwise yet. | |||
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7 | The King | THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME THE KING AYAME
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10 | Oozora "The Face" Subaru | Oozora Subaru, The Jaw, The Face That Runs The Place, and the one who inspired the creation of HolofightZ. While no longer being the top billing wrestler in the league, she still has a presence and strength that many respect. |