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Slam cum optimis vel jam cum ceteris
/jam/ - Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Founded January 22, 2008 Manager Chef Boyardee Owner Tale of Game's Studios IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color EF7C18 B-Ball Orange Ranking Highest rank () Lowest rank () Top scorer Charles Barkley (4) Top assister Charles Barkley, Hoopz (3) Captain Charles Barkley Website /jam/ - Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden Nickname The B-Ballers Home ground Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Theme (Space Jam) Goal horn Johnathan Taylor Thomas Michael Jordan goal horn jesus christ the guy from deep purple sang this Alternate goal horn Zalatar - Precious Pellets Alternate goal horn JTT2
Kits

WARNING: The wiki page you are about to read is canon.

Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden is a freeware indie RPG set in post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York, where basketball has become a capital offense after NBA superstar Charles Barkley performed a verboten Chaos Dunk during a game, inadvertently killing millions.

Decades later, an aging Barkley is implicated in a massive conspiracy that leads him and his allies, including his auspicious son Hoopz, on a journey of redemption, hope, terrorism, 2000s internet humor, neo-shekels, and zaubers.

The game can be downloaded here. There was also a Kickstarter for a sequel that collapsed after 9 years in development (it was not worth the weight). Its scrapped remains are downloadable here.

Roster

No. Position Player 33   GK Father Larry Bird 61   LB Ghost Dad 2   CB The Diabeastie 32   CB Kazaam 59   RB Nobuo Uematsu 100   CMF Textdump Pump 22   CMF Cyberdwarf 6   AMF Balthios 1   SS Hoopz 23   SS Michael Jordan 34   CF Charles Barkley

No. Position Player 60   GK Wilford Brimley 99   LB Chicken Fry 44   LB You Have Aspergers 17   CB Enslaved Duergar 55   CB BOOM SHAKALAKA 19   CB Scott Creelman 74   RB Cuchulainn 9   RB Ghastly Darklord 43   CMF Shadow Barkley 15   CMF Vinceborg 2050 12   CMF Ivory Latta 13   SS Barkley 2 Never Ever

Exports

Tactics - https://mega.nz/file/1vRCzZBK#kKxBfFZJ9iwFPtEGqb89_mW-8JSjZRiDHhnvfrpTOz8 (PES19, invitational slot 27)
Aesthetics - https://mega.nz/file/wuQRkSaS#sEMXbadrAX59VY-RkU2nBRGTEVOxp7lY-e7W5rLyJ4k
Audio - https://mega.nz/file/xuAWgAwR#vc5AlMGx3xicb2HJvAqf-0mo0NKNwhtyDcXPkxOtqO0

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 25, 2023	/eggs/	/ag/ League 7	2-3 W	8' Balthios  22' Charles Barkley  86' Hoopz  75' Balthios
August 27, 2023	/balls/	/ag/ League 7	1–4 W	52', 63' Hoopz  73' Enslaved Duergar  88' Michael Jordan  60' Balthios
September 3, 2023	/slam/	/ag/ League 7	2–3 L	34', 88' Charles Barkley
September 7, 2023	/fhg/	/ag/ League 7	2–3 L	52' Charles Barkley  79' Michael Jordan