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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Shirt Number
GK	Airport General Mark IX		The longest standing player of /n/ and now in his 9th edition. Where the richer folk of /n/ come to burn cash on going to airports for the thrill of seeing a terminal.	9
GK	Fucking Bikefags	File:FuckingBikefags.png	"I talked about trains once and it was awful" - Bikefags, every single day since 2010	99
GK	Baconrider		When not trekking through the American countryside, /n/'s most lovable paraplegic tripfag guards the goal from his handbike.	91

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Shirt Number
CB	Old Steel 10 Speed		The go to bike for dumb shits who don't understand that bikes are highly specialised pieces of equiptment	10
CB	Bullet Trains		Will run you down as fast as a...no, that joke's too easy	1
LB	Blimp Train	File:BlimpTrain.png	Unquestionably the most practical and economic form of transportation. One of /n/'s many innovative business schemes.	20
RB	Strava		/n/'s Forever Shinkansen group on Strava is where cycling contest are held between /n/thusiasts. Endurance, speed and climb are all taken in to account as /n/ pretends they're anywhere close to a professional level	3
CB	Pilots License		Pilot's License is the ultimate goal for the many aspiring pilots of /n/ and the easiest way to win a dickwaving contest if daddy's millions of dollars doesn't work.	22
CB	Sea Coffin		Francesco Schettino is a gentleman of high standards. He enjoys his boats like his whisky: On the rocks	12
CB	/gag/		General Aviation General is where the aspiring pilots of /n/ go to talk about their experiences pilot's school and how even the dumbest of fucks can probably get in if you're rich enough	2
CB	H A R D C O R E		Have you ever biked up a mountain in the snow with a headwind for at least 3 hours? If so, you are H A R D C O R E	4
LB	Slam The Stem		We have to go deeper	8
RB	Yowamushi Pedal	File:YowamushiPedal.jpg	Pathetic weeaboo, angsty shotacon, generic husbando, macho man, fat fuck and fuccboi do gay shit and win bike races singing for the princess. Quite simply the greatest anime of all time.	28

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Shirt Number
DMF	Cager Rage		If you've ever needed to fight off a hoard of angry jews with a mexican stranger, you'll understand	5
CMF	Fuck The Police	File:FuckThePolice.png	Cycling laws? Nope. Yielding? Fuck that. Cycling on the sidewalk? Who cares. Fuck that shit I do what I want. I'm a cyclist, whatchya gonna do about it?	50
AMF	F40PH		Despite it's origins on /b/, F40PH maintains a firm foothold in /n/ history. Not only for it's anti-furry fridays, but because it's responsible for possibly the only sticky /n/ ever has and ever will have. Thanks mods!	40
AMF	Tite Gapz		Motherfucking tite gapz are what makes a bike a 10/10. What's even the point of owning a bike if you aren't salmoning through oncoming traffic? Fucking git gud and saw off your handlebars you casual scrub.	77
DMF	High Roller	File:HighRoller.jpg	The latest addition to the Innovatio/n/ series of transport is the High Roller. A bike so extreme that manufacturers don't deem themselves worthy enough to produce it.	6
DMF	Monster Thighs		/fit/ will tell you not to skip leg day. On /n/, every day is leg day. Every day	7
CMF	Craigslist		Contracted for $100. Only been "used" for "six months" beforehand. In "pristine condition".	15
CMF	Forever Shinkansen	File:ForeverShinkansen.jpg	Every day I listen to my heart. RIP Shinkansen, your gets live on.	52

Attackers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Shirt Number
SS	I Like Trains		He like trains.	18
CF	Hipster Fixie		Some men enjoy the simple pleasures in life. Others enjoy riding a fixed gear bike through heavy traffic because "it's what mother nature wants, man". He doesn't get on well with most of the team and is often seen deeming training as "too mainstream". Preferred formation is a 1-2-6-1. 2deep4u.	21