/a/ Roster
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Current Players
Starting Players
| Position | No. | Name | Image | In-game Appearance | Description | Height (cm) | Accolades | Play Style/Skill cards |
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| CF | 10 | Cowboy Bebop | File:Nothing for now | 
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Longtime veteran of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record since /a/'s victory at the first 4chan Summer Cup. While trailing behind Bert is a Titan in raw goals during the 2014 Winter Cup, he has nevertheless managed to more than account for himself through his ability to set up that perfect goal his own prestigious track record. Alongside Mugi, Accelerator and Meguca, his long history with /a/ means he is unlikely to ever be expunged from the roster. | 189 | -- | Center Fielder, Captain |
| SS | 60 | Bert is a Titan | File:Nothing for now | 
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Notoriously unreliable, this 60-meter sack of flesh, sweat and spaghetti managed to capture /a/'s hearts during the 2014 Winter Cup through his unpredictable ability to unfuck himself when the situation gets dire. Despite his erratic playstyle and inability to unfuck the team in the finals, Bert's 9 goals earned him the Golden Boot, membership in the trio whose name is either AcceleBebert, BeBerterator or AcceleBertbop and a likely place within /a/'s summer roster. | 205 | 2014 Winter Cup Golden Boot | Titan |
| CMF | 8 | Mugi | File:Nothing for now | 
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Since the rejection of her demand for "more beatz" by her bandmates, Mugi has moved on from the world of light music and moeblobbery to the world of football. A veteran of the first /a/ team alongside Bebop, Accelerator and Meguca, Mugi has performed consistently in all the cups that followed. | 199 | -- | Center Midfielder |
| GK | 5 | Accelerator | File:Nothing for now | 
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Everybody's favorite spammer has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping, and it seems to be going well given his performance in the 2014 Winter Cup, shutting down /mlp/, /sp/ and /toy/'s attacks in series before faltering in front of /trv/ and tallying a total of 16 saves in spite of his complete absence in the preliminaries. The last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. | 189 | 2014 Winter Cup Golden Glove | Goalkeeper, Spammer |
| ＣＢ | 4 | ＪｏＪｏ | File:Nothing for now | 
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