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Bulgarian Element Hunting
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>"Hey guys, check out these neat alpha decay chains made on this software that I can only make sense of. Surely that's an element, right? What do you mean other labs weren't able to replicate my findings? GOOSY just works!™" >Narrator: "Oganesson was later discovered for real by a joint Russian-American Team"
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Sun of Lava/Ice
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A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen?
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Lex Fridman, Midwit Institute of Technology
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"Here's the list as it currently stands, with goal dates of when to finish the book/story"
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Mario Montano
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Is quantum immortality scientifically valid? Only one way to find out!
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Is coffee good for you?
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Yeah, I know you asked us about buoyancy but those milkers, man.
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The product rule remains my specialty
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Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
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>undergrad category theorist
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When the Comp Sci undergrad sees something that's mildly more challenging than linear algebra.
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Thorium
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Before Hawking was in the lime light, Thorium was the golden star of the /sci/ team. Playing since the team's founding. In June of 2014 he won the player of the month award, being the second /sci/ player to do so. His prominence as not only a better substitute to uranium, but as a goalkeeper will live on through /sci/'s history.
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Evolutionary Purpose
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What's the evolutionary purpose of divegrass?
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John von Neumann
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An important mathematician whose work will only end up being used by compsci fags
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Earth-chan
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"I-I'm not Flat!"
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Spectrum
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Autism, like sex, is on a spectrum.
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GauB
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Mathematics is the queen of the sciences
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Theory (a gauss)
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ow can u guise belieev in evlelution, it's just a theory (a gauss)
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mEMe Drive
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The EM drive is as possible as perpetual motion (^:
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Brainlet
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Friendly reminder that if your IQ is below 135 you're a low IQ brainlet
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Of course I still love you
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Wolfram Alpha
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The search engine that saved many a STEMfag without a Texas Instruments calculator.
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Leonard Oiler
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Pronouncing Leonhard Euler's name is something that has divided /sci/, every argument is defending how it's pronounced in their mother language, don't be surprised if this devolves into full blown shitposting.
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>>>/hm/
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Do not post your homework problems on /sci/, the homework board is better equipped to help you
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>>>/wsr/
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If you're dumb enough to ask 4chan to do your homework for you, go here.
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Only 20 Years Away
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Reminder that fusion is only 20 Years Away
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Godking Shane
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A normie that came to /sci/, he can grasp basic divegrass concepts better than you, virgin.
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Aubrey De Grey
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Anti aging nonsense
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Werner Heisenberg
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Stupid Questions Thread
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Stupid questions warrant stupid answers, you dumb fuck.
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CERN
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An original outfielder, this research institution was been fundamental to the team in its formative days.
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Richard Dawkins
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If I can't see my manager then he doesn't exist! Checkmate religiousfags.
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Carl Gustav Jung
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Reminder that the MBTI personality is just astrology for pseuds
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Autism Tests
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Hard, but possible!
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Ken Ham
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There's a book out there called the Bible that has all the answers you'll ever need about anything and anything, yes including how not to concede goals against lesser opponents.
But Mr. Ham, we're talking about your starting argument
Define Argument.
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Peak Oil
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Remember that we may or may not be at the peak of oil production
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Muh IQ
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Guys i took this online IQ test and i'm smarter than 99.99999% of the world! > >online tests >mattering
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Jacob Barnett
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Just because you have an IQ higher than Einstein's doesn't mean you are the brightest tool in the shed.
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Graham's Number
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The magnitude of his greatness baffles opponents and he'll take that advantage to score.
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God-Tier Major
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You're majoring in Sociology? I'll have a Big Mac then, no onions.
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Not Science
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Secret Italiansupercat
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Has science gone too far?
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Intellectualism
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He's determined to erase all the Anti-intellectualism from this Cup with goals, too bad he never made any.
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Aquatic Hamster
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A dead end in genetic engineering.
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Troll Science
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How come no one has thought of this?
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Transhumanism
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A player genetically engineered to be perfect, he won't let anything get pass by him
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Saged Homework
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Alright, let's see if you nerds can figure out this shit. I know it's pre calc but it's hard!
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Nikola Tesla
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The divisive player, on one hand he has contributed so much towards the progress of modern society, and on the other hand redditors can't stop saying how unappreciated he was to the point of becoming annoying. Schizos and /x/fags haven't made things any better.
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LaTex
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Did you delay your 5 page essay again because you were procrastinating? Don't worry, just use LaTeX and it'll make any nonsense gibberish look beautiful.
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Bismuth
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MOTHERFUCKING BISMUTH.
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Albert Einstein
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Aetherfags still seethe to this very day
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2 + 2 = 5
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It actually equals six.
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Koala Face
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Qualia
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Internet Philosopher
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Evolution
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Eugenics
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Epicurus
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Putnam Math
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Pre-Med Scum
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Free will doesn't exist
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>undergraduates
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