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Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CF	STALIN		Personally strangled over 6000 million civilians and bludgeoned a Mexican with an ice axe. Bullied Adolf Hitler into killing himself.
SS	Trotsky		Strengths: newspapers, permanent revolution, SPLITTING. Weaknesses: bureaucracy, ice axes.
RWF	Porky		The capitalist will sell us the rope we use to hang him. #PrideMonth

Praxis

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CMF	Alunya		Board-tan catgirl. Revolutionary hero. Banned from reddit.
DMF	Critical Support		Flavor of the Month: Vladimir "Revenge on the Boche for the treaty of Brest-Litovsk" Putin
DMF	TYBNA		Reject the capitalist media industry, embrace based news anon. World news in an easy-to-digest post.
DMF	Diego Maradona		World-famous football player and a friend of sportsman and leader Fidel Castro. Check out his tattoos.
DMF	Spooks		Possession, passing—these are merely spooks you cling to. The ball was always mine.
DMF	Posadism		Trotskyist nuclear first-strike thought with Ufology characteristics. Declares that visiting aliens could only come from a socially and scientifically advanced civilization to master inter-planetary travel, and that such a civilization could have only come about in a post-capitalist world. Clearly right, seeing as the USSR won the space race.

Theory

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	Big Dick Wolff		https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJvAxRCxxCg SOCIALISM IS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOES STUFF!
CB	Dickblast		The bane of Austrian economists, Paul "The Economic Calculation Solution" Cockshott will bring us a cyber-socialist utopia!
LB	Mudpies		Marx failed to consider mudpies.
LB	An Infantile Disorder		"Left-Wing" Communism: An Infantile Disorder is a work by Vladimir Lenin attacking assorted critics of the Bolsheviks who claimed positions to their left.
CB	NAZBOL GANG		Tucker Carlson is Nazbol[1]
CB	Pushing the train to work		>and then the rat ate my grandpa and the dog ate the rat and then we had to eat the dog and i could see the rats eating the policemans eye and then we had to eat the policeman and then the rat ate the dog and threw up and then we had to eat the rat and it was so sad >... >wow that's terrible North Korea didn't send their best.[2]
CB	Anti-Glasses Angkar		>18.91 years
LB	>AI		Represented by Wakeman Industries model XJ-9. An electronic artificial female with outstanding football skills. Protects the board from stupid """AI""" posts.
LB	600 GORILLION		My grandfather was Ukrainian. He used to tell me some terribly horrific stories about the dreaded Soviets. One night he woke up hungry so he went downstairs to make a ham sandwich and a milkshake. As he walked into his pantry to fetch some bread guess who was crouched over his bread cupboard? Yes that's right,none other than comrade Stalin himself! My grandfather asked "comrade Stalin,wtf are you doing with your hands in my bread cupboard!?!?". Comrade Stalin grinning fiendishly and replied " listen you silly Ukrainian bastard,I'm here to steal your bread and milk so you starve to death,now hand me the butter before I bludgeon you to death with this stale loaf,I've got lots of other houses to steal from tonight,so make it fucking sharpish" I never liked my grandfather so this is why I became a communist. Just like comrade Stalin.
CB	IM VOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING		Of course! If you want to seize power from the ruling class and radically overhaul the economic structure of a nation, the best way is to just vote out all the liberals and their multinational capitalist financers! Why didn't we think of that?
LB	Tiananmen Square 1989		Die, urbanite! Nothing much happened that year.

Gulag

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	SOCIALISM BY 2050		China is not real socialism[3], but it will be any day now...
GK	Lifetime Bitch		>American FIRST. First in what? Covid infections and deaths? Gun violence? Prison population? Number of homeless people? Bombs dropped in foreign countries? National Debt of $30 trillion? Number of idiot politicians like you? ... Donate to Victims of Chen Weihua Memorial Foundation today!
GK	post chin		The /pol/ phenotype.

Unpersoned

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
LWF	Lenin		The kind Mr. Lenin would have shot everyone here.
GK	Jewish Nigger		"Der jüdische Nigger Lassalle, der glücklicherweise diese Woche abreist,hat [...] 5000 Taler in einer falschen Spekulation verloren. Es ist mit jetzt völlig klar, daß er, wie auch seine Kopfbildung und sein Haarwuchs beweist, – von den Negern abstammt, die sich dem Zug des Moses aus Ägypten anschlossen (wenn nicht seine Mutter oder Groß-mutter von väterlicher Seite sich mit einem nigger kreuzten). Nun, dieseVerbindung von Judentum und Germanentum mit der negerhaften Grundsubstanz müssen ein sonderbares Produkt hervorbringen. Die Zudringlichkeit des Burschen ist auch niggerhaft." – Der Weihnachtsmann
LB	Chapters 1-3 of Capital Vol. 1		The greatest obstacle for any aspiring Marxist. These absolute beasts will cause weaker men to give up. Those who persist will be rewarded by our boy Karl shitting on Senior, physiocrats and other obscure political economists.
CB	Abu Ubaida		From the Third Intifada General. /leftypol/ support the LGBT movement (that is, Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv!)
DMF	Critical Support		Who must go?
DMF	Rodina		GETchan! Leftypol!
LB	The Amazing World of Gumball		The true cartoon of the revolution, unless you include anime like The Boondocks or 다람이와 고슴도치 (Squirrel and Hedgehog).