/h/ Records

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Team Records

Category	Recordholder	Record
Highest Attendance	vs  /n/, March 4 2018 2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	2552
Winning Streak	February 15 2015 to March 1 2015	5 Matches
Unbeaten Streak	August 9 2015 to November 14 2015 January 30 2022 to May 15 2022	6 Matches
Biggest Win	vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs  /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage vs  /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-0
Highest Score	vs  /g/ October 13 2013 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs  /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage vs  /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs  /xs/ October 18 2024 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	5 Goals

Attendance

#	Date	Opponent	Match	Attendance
1	4 March 2018	/n/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Playoff	2552
2	4 March 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Semi Final	2509
3	2 March 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	2213
4	4 March 2018	/k/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Final	1906
5	2 March 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Semi Finals	1827
6	3 March 2018	/d/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	1625
7	18 August 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1621
8	25 February 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	1594
9	1 March 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Final	1534
10	15 November 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarter Finals	1526

Consecutive Wins

5 Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
February 15, 2015	/toy/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Asuka  37' Titty Monster  45+'	The Humbert Humbert Memorial Stadium Attendance: 759
February 21, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Kneesocks  3'	Saitama Stadium 2002 Attendance: 736
February 28, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	Asuka  1', 48' Incest  55'	The Fixed Den Attendance: 1296
March 1, 2015	/u/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	1-0 W	Asuka  67'	The Fixed Den Attendance: 800
March 1, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	1-0 W (A.E.T.)	Asuka  105+'	Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: 1172

Consecutive Matches Unbeaten

6 Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
August 9, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Titty Monster  76'	Estadio Urbano Caldeira Attendance: 919
October 24, 2015	/po/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-0 D		Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnesium Attendance: 650
October 25, 2015	/trv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Titty Monster  64' Asuka  75'	Konami Stadium Attendance: 1006
October 31, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Reika Kitami  20' Kneesocks  49'	The Void Attendance: 726
November 8, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-0 W	Reika Kitami  43' Asuka  63' Satoru Iwata  73' Titty Monster  77'	The Arcadium Attendance: 801
November 14, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	2-1 W	Reika Kitami  10' Kneesocks  72'	The /d/eviant's /d/en Attendance: 1306

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
January 30, 2022	/tv/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group stage	2-2 D	Can't Beat The Cock  45' Oh Bother  78'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 629
February 5, 2022	/o/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group stage	2-1 W	Liru  4' Can't Beat The Cock  78'	Daytona Beach Attendance: 505
April 29, 2022	/r9k/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	2-2 D	Unwilling Elf  32' Can't Beat The Cock  69'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 589
May 1, 2022	/jp/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	2-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  13' Faceless Fatguy  30'	Untrodden Valley Attendance: 608
May 7, 2022	/his/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	1-1 D	Can't Beat The Cock  49'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 580
May 15, 2022	/vrpg/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	3-2 W	Can't Beat The Cock  32', 52', 86'	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 548

Biggest Win

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 12, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	5-0 W	Asuka  31', 76', 80' Titty Monster  45+', 90+'
November 5, 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Asuka  6', 22', 54', 59' Faceless Fatguy  37'
July 21st, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  11', 29', 44', 55' Faceless Fatguy  87'
November 6, 2021	/tg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	5-0 W	Liru  36', 58', 65', 85' Can't Beat The Cock  40'

Highest Score

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
October 13, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-3 W	Pomf-Chan  11', 75' Endless Ejaculations  19' Mezzo Forte  42' Titty Monster  86'
January 12, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	5-0 W	Asuka  31', 76', 80' Titty Monster  45+', 90+'
November 5, 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Asuka  6', 22', 54', 59' Faceless Fatguy  37'
July 21st, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  11', 29', 44', 55' Faceless Fatguy  87'
November 6, 2021	/tg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	5-0 W	Liru  36', 58', 65', 85' Can't Beat The Cock  40'
October 18, 2024	/xs/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage	5-1 W	Can't Beat The Cock  34' Chikarin  53', 69' Grimm  58' Unwilling Elf  78'

Individual Records

Category	Recordholder	Record
Most Matches	Faceless Fatguy	91
Most MOTM Awards	Can't Beat The Cock	16
Most Goals	Can't Beat The Cock	57
Most Goals in a Match	Asuka Langley Soryuu vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage Can't Beat The Cock v  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage Liru v  /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4
Most Goals in a Cup	Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	12
Most Assists	Faceless Fatguy	30
Most Saves	Sad Panda	223
Most Saves in a Match	Sad Panda vs  /ck/ March 1 2015 2015 4chan Winter Cup Semifinal	8
Most Saves in a Cup	Sad Panda 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	19
Most Cleansheets	Sad Panda	12

Match Records

Most Matches

#	Player	Matches	First Cup	Last Cup
1	Faceless Fatguy	91	2013 4chan Summer Cup	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup
2	Sad Panda	84	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
3	Liru	80	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
4	Titty Monster	78	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
5	Can't Beat The Cock	77	2017 4chan Summer Cup	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
6	Incest	74	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
7	Masterpiece, 1Girl	72	2013 4chan Winter Cup	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
8	Unwilling Elf	69	2016 4chan Winter Cup	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
9	Blowjob Face	59	2017 4chan Summer Cup	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
10	Bible Black	58	2013 4chan Spring Cup	2022 4chan Winter Cup
11	Pomf-chan	54	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2018 4chan Winter Cup
12	Delicious Flat Chest	53	2013 4chan Winter Cup	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Most MOTM Awards

#	Player	Matches	MOTM Awards
1	Can't Beat The Cock	77	16
2	Liru	80	11
3	Masterpiece, 1Girl	72	9
4	Titty Monster	78	5
5	Kneesocks	49	4
6	Lightsaber Dick	49	3
6	Faceless Fatguy	91	3
7	Chikarin	9	1
7	Used Goods	12	1
7	La Blue Girl	28	1
7	Mezzo Forte	32	1
7	Mindbroken Maiden	45	1
7	Pomf-chan	54	1
7	Bible Black	58	1
7	Sad Panda	84	1 Goal Records Most Goals Player Matches Elite Goals Babby Goals Fetus Goals 4cc Goals Official Friendly Official Unofficial Overall Can't Beat The Cock 77 27 26 4 57 0 57 21 78 Liru 80 17 20 0 37 0 37 5 42 Faceless Fatguy 91 22 15 0 37 0 37 30 67 Masterpiece, 1Girl 72 16 13 0 29 7 36 10 46 Titty Monster 78 16 7 0 23 10 33 14 47 Lightsaber Dick 49 5 5 0 10 0 10 9 19 Unwilling Elf 69 2 3 2 7 0 7 0 7 Kneesocks 49 2 3 0 5 1 6 3 9 Chikarin 9 0 4 2 6 0 6 0 6 Bible Black 58 2 3 0 5 0 5 3 8 Grimm 13 3 1 1 5 0 5 0 5 Pomf-chan 54 0 3 0 3 1 4 1 5 Fap Gauntlet 28 0 0 0 0 3 3 2 5 Used Goods 12 3 0 0 3 0 3 1 4 Incest 74 3 0 0 3 0 3 0 3 Endless Ejaculations 14 0 1 0 1 2 3 0 3 Mindbroken Maiden 45 0 2 0 2 0 2 4 6 Sex Counsellor 3 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 Umemaro 3D 23 0 1 0 1 0 1 1 2 Idolslut 4 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 Sinsack 6 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 Dykes getting dicked 13 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 Waifu Thread 15 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 Slut Girl 30 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 Mezzo Forte 32 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 Oh Bother 35 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 Secret Plot 35 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 Sad Panda 84 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 2 Hiroki 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 Angel Blade 27 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 Delicious Flat Chest 52 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 In a match Player Date Opponent Match Goals Asuka Langley Soryuu November 5 2016  /pol/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 4:  6', 22', 54', 59' Can't Beat The Cock July 21 2019  /lit/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage 4:  11', 29', 44', 55' Liru November 6 2021  /tg/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 4:  38', 56', 65', 85' Asuka Langley Soryuu January 12 2014  /wg/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 3:  31', 76', 80' Titty Monster February 28 2016  /vr/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage 3:  5', 23', 62' Asuka Langley Soryuu May 7 2016  /gif/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3:  49', 79', 90+2' Faceless Fatguy October 28 2017  /y/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3:  32', 82', 86' Lightsaber Dick November 5 2017  /wsg/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3:  2', 32', 90+4' Liru Ocotber 23 2021  /fa/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 3:  32', 38', 90+3' Can't Beat The Cock May 15 2022  /vrpg/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage 3:  32', 52', 86' Can't Beat The Cock November 11 2022  /ck/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 3:  12', 16', 22' Can't Beat The Cock November 18 2023  /aco/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 3:  28', 45+1', 55' In a cup # Player Cup Goals 1 Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 12 2 Can't Beat The Cock 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 7 3 Can't Beat The Cock 2019 4chan Summer Cup 6 3 Asuka Langley Soryuu 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 6 5 Asuka Langley Soryuu 2015 4chan Winter Cup 5 5 Faceless Fatguy 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5 5 Can't Beat The Cock 2020 4chan Winter Cup 5 5 Can't Beat The Cock 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5 Assist Records Most Assists # Player Matches Assists 1 Faceless Fatguy 91 30 2 Liru 80 24 3 Can't Beat The Cock 77 16 4 Lightsaber Dick 49 12 5 Bible Black 58 11 6 Masterpiece, 1Girl 72 8 6 Titty Monster 78 8 6 Unwilling Elf 69 8 9 Chikarin 9 7 10 Kneesocks 49 6 11 Mindbroken Maiden 45 5 11 Thinking Man's Fetish 45 5 13 Heart Pupils 27 4 13 Dangerous Day 33 4 13 Delicious Flat Chest 53 4 16 POMF-chan 54 3 16 Licensed to Breed 37 3 18 Used Goods 12 2 18 Fap Gauntlet 28 2 18 Secret Plot 35 2 18 Incest 74 2 22 Rape Correction 2 1 22 Sex Counsellor 3 1 22 Condom Belt 1 1 22 Super Sonico 2 1 22 Full Nelson 4 1 22 Step Sister 8 1 22 Blacked vs Bleached 9 1 22 H*ndh*lding Vanilla Sex 10 1 22 Grimm 14 1 22 Endless Ejaculation 14 1 22 Fap Hero 15 1 22 Cumming Buckets 17 1 22 Violated Heroine 23 1 22 Christmas Cake 31 1 22 Leg-Lock 43 1 Goalkeeping Records Most Saves Player Player Matches Saves 1 Sad Panda 83 223 2 Garterbelt 26 52 3 Faceless Fatguy 10 22 4 Translation Never 7 19 5 Stopman 5 15 6 Leg-Lock 2 4 6 Tittymonster 2 4 Most Cleansheets Player Player Matches Cleansheets 1 Sad Panda 83 12 2 Garterbelt 26 8 3 Translation Never 7 4 4 Faceless Fatguy 10 2 5 Leg-Lock 2 1 5 Stopman 5 1 Cup Records Individual Category Recordholder Record Most Goals scored in a group stage Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 11