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/hlm/
Leaving this world isn't as scary as it seems
/hlm/ - Hotline Miami
Founded May 18, 2024 Manager Jonatan Söderström and Dennis Wedin Owner Devolver Digital IRL manager CN !!TIGcXBQSBUt Team colors Chat color 2effff Turquoise Chalk Top scorer Do you like hurting other People? and Jacket (7) Top assister Gotta get a grip (5) Captain Jacket Website /hlm/ - Hotline Miami Nickname Hotline Miami
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 1 8 11 18.18%
GF GA GD 21 42 -21
Biggest win /hlm/  3–0  /nightcore/ September 28, 2024 Biggest defeat /eurovision/  9–2  /hlm/ August 31, 2024 First match /eurovision/  9–2  /hlm/ August 31, 2024
Team music
Anthem Coconuts - Silver Lights Alt-Anthem SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES Goal horn [// Various]
Kits

Team build around the Hotline Miami game series.

Roster

No. Position Player 1 GK >pacifism 2 CB Richter 3 CB Pig Butcher 4 CB Jake 5 CB Beard 6 CB Miami Mutilator 7 CB Gotta get a grip 8 CB Biker 9 CB Man, this party stinks 10 CB Do you like hurting other people? 11 CB Jacket

No. Position Player 12 GK The Colonel 13 CB Don Juan 14 CB Rasmus 15 CB Flippin' Zebra 16 CB Big Mark 17 CB Swan Gang 18 CB Here is your S-Rank Bro 19 CB Crack Panther 20 CB The Phantom 21 CB The Jannies 22 CB I just want to go home, okay? 23 CB The Father

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02024-08-31August 31, 2024	/eurovision/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights Group Kansas - Carry On My Wayward Son (Winamp 1 of 27)	9–2 L	47', 79' Do you like Hurting other People?  12' Biker
02024-09-01September 1, 2024	/sk2/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights Group Kansas - Carry On My Wayward Son (Winamp 1 of 27)	5–6 L	12', 52', ??' Do you like Hurting other People?  59', 66' Jacket
02024-09-07September 7, 2024	/spebsqsa/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights Group Kansas - Carry On My Wayward Son (Winamp 1 of 27)	8–3 L	44' Do you like Hurting other People?  72' Beard  87' Gotta get a grip  3' Man, this party stinks
02024-09-27September 27, 2024	/MRU/	Akko League V: NO W.A.N.G. (Witches Against Nonexistent Goalkeepers) Swiss Group	2–0 W	19' Swan Gang  45+0' Biker  69' Man, this party stinks
02024-09-28September 28, 2024	/nightcore/	Akko League V: NO W.A.N.G. (Witches Against Nonexistent Goalkeepers) Swiss Group	3–0 W	13', 36', 64' Jacket
02024-09-29September 29, 2024	/madness/	Akko League V: NO W.A.N.G. (Witches Against Nonexistent Goalkeepers) Swiss Group	1–2 L	16' Jacket
02024-10-04October 4, 2024	/sdm/	Akko League V: NO W.A.N.G. (Witches Against Nonexistent Goalkeepers) Swiss Group	3–3 D	45+1' Do you like hurting other people?  81' Jacket  89' Man, this party stinks
02024-10-06October 6, 2024	/pg/	Akko League V: NO W.A.N.G. (Witches Against Nonexistent Goalkeepers) Quarter Finals	1–4 L	28' Man, this party stinks
02024-12-07December 7, 2024	/slush/	Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island Group H	0–2 L
02024-12-10December 10, 2024	/madness/	Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island Group H	4–0 L
02024-12-12December 12, 2024	/tm/	Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island Group H	1–4 L	42' Gotta get a grip

Player Statistics

Top Goalscorers

Player	Goals
Do you like hurting other People?	7
Jacket	7
Gotta get a grip	2
Man, this party stinks	2
Beard	1
Biker	1
Swan Gang	1

Top Assisters

Player	Assists
Gotta get a grip	5
Do you like hurting other People?	2
Jacket	2
Man, this party stinks	2
Beard	1
Biker	1
Miami Mutilator	1
>pacifism	1

GK Saves

Player	Saves
>pacifism	17
The Colonel	15

Yellow Cards

Player
Man, this party stinks	2

Red Cards

Player
Biker	1