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Team Records

Category	Recordholder	Record
Highest Attendance	vs /n/, March 4 2018 2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	2552
Winning Streak	February 15 2015 to March 1 2015	5 Matches
Unbeaten Streak	August 9 2015 to November 14 2015 January 30 2022 to May 15 2022	6 Matches
Biggest Win	vs /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage vs /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-0
Highest Score	vs /g/ October 13 2013 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage vs /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs /xs/ October 18 2024 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	5 Goals

Attendance

#	Date	Opponent	Match	Attendance
1	4 March 2018	/n/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Playoff	2552
2	4 March 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Semi Final	2509
3	2 March 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	2213
4	4 March 2018	/k/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Final	1906
5	2 March 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Semi Finals	1827
6	3 March 2018	/d/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	1625
7	18 August 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1621
8	25 February 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	1594
9	1 March 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Final	1534
10	15 November 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarter Finals	1526

Consecutive Wins

5 Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
February 15, 2015	/toy/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Asuka 37' Titty Monster 45+'	The Humbert Humbert Memorial Stadium Attendance: 759
February 21, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Kneesocks 3'	Saitama Stadium 2002 Attendance: 736
February 28, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	Asuka 1', 48' Incest 55'	The Fixed Den Attendance: 1296
March 1, 2015	/u/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	1-0 W	Asuka 67'	The Fixed Den Attendance: 800
March 1, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	1-0 W (A.E.T.)	Asuka 105+'	Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: 1172

Consecutive Matches Unbeaten

6 Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
August 9, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Titty Monster 76'	Estadio Urbano Caldeira Attendance: 919
October 24, 2015	/po/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-0 D		Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnesium Attendance: 650
October 25, 2015	/trv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Titty Monster 64' Asuka 75'	Konami Stadium Attendance: 1006
October 31, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Reika Kitami 20' Kneesocks 49'	The Void Attendance: 726
November 8, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-0 W	Reika Kitami 43' Asuka 63' Satoru Iwata 73' Titty Monster 77'	The Arcadium Attendance: 801
November 14, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	2-1 W	Reika Kitami 10' Kneesocks 72'	The /d/eviant's /d/en Attendance: 1306

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
January 30, 2022	/tv/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group stage	2-2 D	Can't Beat The Cock 45' Oh Bother 78'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 629
February 5, 2022	/o/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group stage	2-1 W	Liru 4' Can't Beat The Cock 78'	Daytona Beach Attendance: 505
April 29, 2022	/r9k/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	2-2 D	Unwilling Elf 32' Can't Beat The Cock 69'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 589
May 1, 2022	/jp/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	2-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock 13' Faceless Fatguy 30'	Untrodden Valley Attendance: 608
May 7, 2022	/his/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	1-1 D	Can't Beat The Cock 49'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 580
May 15, 2022	/vrpg/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	3-2 W	Can't Beat The Cock 32', 52', 86'	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 548

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
October 18, 2024	/xs/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage	5-1 W	Can't Beat The Cock 34' Chikarin 53', 69' Grimm 58' Unwilling Elf 78'	Final PEStination Attendance: 231
October 19, 2024	/fa/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage	2-2 D	Sex Counsellor 64' Can't Beat The Cock 88'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 236
October 20, 2024	/cm/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage	3-2 W	Unwilling Elf 14' Can't Beat The Cock 68', 85'	Karasuno Gymnasium Attendance: 277
November 2, 2024	/m/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Can't Beat The Cock 25', 84'	Konami Stadium Attendance: 411
November 8, 2024	/an/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Chikarin 53' Can't Beat The Cock 90+3'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 355
November 10, 2024	/wg/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	Chikarin 35', 45+2', 74'	Mont Cervin Attendance: 300

Biggest Win

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 12, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	5-0 W	Asuka 31', 76', 80' Titty Monster 45+', 90+'
November 5, 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Asuka 6', 22', 54', 59' Faceless Fatguy 37'
July 21st, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock 11', 29', 44', 55' Faceless Fatguy 87'
November 6, 2021	/tg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	5-0 W	Liru 36', 58', 65', 85' Can't Beat The Cock 40'

Highest Score

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
October 13, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-3 W	Pomf-Chan 11', 75' Endless Ejaculations 19' Mezzo Forte 42' Titty Monster 86'
January 12, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	5-0 W	Asuka 31', 76', 80' Titty Monster 45+', 90+'
November 5, 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Asuka 6', 22', 54', 59' Faceless Fatguy 37'
July 21st, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock 11', 29', 44', 55' Faceless Fatguy 87'
November 6, 2021	/tg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	5-0 W	Liru 36', 58', 65', 85' Can't Beat The Cock 40'
October 18, 2024	/xs/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage	5-1 W	Can't Beat The Cock 34' Chikarin 53', 69' Grimm 58' Unwilling Elf 78'

Individual Records

Category	Recordholder	Record
Most Matches	Faceless Fatguy	91
Most MOTM Awards	Can't Beat The Cock	18
Most Goals	Can't Beat The Cock	63
Most Goals in a Cup	Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	12
Most Goals in a Match (Tied)	Masterpiece, 1Girl vs /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4
Most Goals in a Match (Tied)	Can't Beat The Cock v /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	4
Most Goals in a Match (Tied)	Liru v /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4
Most Assists	Faceless Fatguy	30
Most Assists in a Cup (Tied)	Liru 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5
Most Assists in a Cup (Tied)	Faceless Fatguy 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5
Most Assists in a Match (Tied)	Liru vs /wsg/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3
Most Assists in a Match (Tied)	Faceless Fatguy vs /sp/ 2020 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3
Most Assists in a Match (Tied)	Chikarin vs /aco/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3
Most Saves	Sad Panda	237
Most Saves in a Cup	Sad Panda 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	19
Most Saves in a Match (Tied)	Sad Panda vs /ck/ March 1 2015 2015 4chan Winter Cup Semifinal	8
Most Saves in a Match (Tied)	Sad Panda vs /mlp/ February 1 2025 2025 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	8
Most Cleansheets	Sad Panda	13

Match Records

Most Matches

#	Player	Matches	First Cup	Last Cup
1	Faceless Fatguy	91	2013 4chan Summer Cup	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup
2	Sad Panda	89	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2025 4chan Winter Cup
3	Can't Beat The Cock	84	2017 4chan Summer Cup	2025 4chan Winter Cup
4	Liru	81	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2025 4chan Winter Cup
5	Titty Monster	78	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
6	Masterpiece, 1Girl	77	2013 4chan Winter Cup	2025 4chan Winter Cup
7	Incest	75	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
7	Unwilling Elf	75	2016 4chan Winter Cup	2025 4chan Winter Cup
9	Blowjob Face	64	2017 4chan Summer Cup	2025 4chan Winter Cup
10	Bible Black	58	2013 4chan Spring Cup	2022 4chan Winter Cup
11	Pomf-chan	54	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2018 4chan Winter Cup
12	Delicious Flat Chest	53	2013 4chan Winter Cup	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup
13	Lightsaber Dick	52	2017 4chan Summer Cup	2025 4chan Winter Cup

Most MOTM Awards

#	Player	Matches	MOTM Awards
1	Can't Beat The Cock	84	18
2	Liru	81	11
3	Masterpiece, 1Girl	77	9
4	Titty Monster	78	5
5	Kneesocks	49	4
6	Chikarin	16	3
6	Lightsaber Dick	52	3
6	Faceless Fatguy	91	3
9	Used Goods	13	1
8	La Blue Girl	28	1
8	Mezzo Forte	32	1
8	Mindbroken Maiden	48	1
8	Pomf-chan	54	1
8	Bible Black	58	1
8	Sad Panda	89	1

Goal Records

Most Goals

Player	Matches	Elite Goals	Babby Goals	Fetus Goals	4cc Goals	Official Friendly	Official	Unofficial	Overall
Can't Beat The Cock	84	30	29	4	63	0	63	21	84
Liru	81	17	20	0	37	0	37	5	42
Faceless Fatguy	91	22	15	0	37	0	37	30	67
Masterpiece, 1Girl	77	16	13	0	29	7	36	10	46
Titty Monster	78	16	7	0	23	10	33	14	47
Chikarin	16	2	9	2	13	0	13	0	13
Lightsaber Dick	52	4	5	0	9	0	9	9	18
Unwilling Elf	75	2	3	2	7	0	7	0	7
Kneesocks	49	2	3	0	5	1	6	3	9
Bible Black	58	2	3	0	5	0	5	3	8
Grimm	19	3	1	1	5	0	5	0	5
Pomf-chan	54	0	3	0	3	1	4	1	5
Fap Gauntlet	28	0	0	0	0	3	3	2	5
Used Goods	13	3	0	0	3	0	3	1	4
Incest	75	3	0	0	3	0	3	0	3
Endless Ejaculations	14	0	1	0	1	2	3	0	3
Mindbroken Maiden	48	0	2	0	2	0	2	4	6
Sex Counsellor	8	0	0	1	1	0	1	0	1
Umemaro 3D	23	0	1	0	1	0	1	1	2
Idolslut	4	1	0	0	1	0	1	0	1
Ugly Bastard	8	1	0	0	1	0	1	0	1
Sinsack	10	0	1	0	1	0	1	0	1
Dykes getting dicked	13	1	0	0	1	0	1	0	1
Waifu Thread	15	1	0	0	1	0	1	0	1
Slut Girl	30	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	1
Mezzo Forte	32	0	1	0	1	0	1	0	1
Oh Bother	41	1	0	0	1	0	1	0	1
Secret Plot	35	0	1	0	1	0	1	0	1
Sad Panda	89	1	0	0	1	0	1	1	2
Hiroki	6	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1
Angel Blade	27	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1
Delicious Flat Chest	52	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1

In a cup

#	Player	Cup	Goals
1	Liru	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	12
2	Can't Beat The Cock	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	7
3	Can't Beat The Cock	2019 4chan Summer Cup	6
3	Masterpiece, 1Girl	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	6
5	Masterpiece, 1Girl	2015 4chan Winter Cup	5
5	Faceless Fatguy	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5
5	Can't Beat The Cock	2020 4chan Winter Cup	5
5	Can't Beat The Cock	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5
5	Chikarin	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5

In a match

Player	Date	Opponent	Match	Goals
Masterpiece, 1Girl	November 5 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4: 6', 22', 54', 59'
Can't Beat The Cock	July 21 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	4: 11', 29', 44', 55'
Liru	November 6 2021	/tg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4: 38', 56', 65', 85'
Masterpiece, 1Girl	January 12 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3: 31', 76', 80'
Titty Monster	February 28 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3: 5', 23', 62'
Masterpiece, 1Girl	May 7 2016	/gif/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3: 49', 79', 90+2'
Faceless Fatguy	October 28 2017	/y/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3: 32', 82', 86'
Lightsaber Dick	November 5 2017	/wsg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3: 2', 32', 90+4'
Liru	Ocotber 23 2021	/fa/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3: 32', 38', 90+3'
Can't Beat The Cock	May 15 2022	/vrpg/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3: 32', 52', 86'
Can't Beat The Cock	November 11 2022	/ck/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3: 12', 16', 22'
Can't Beat The Cock	November 18 2023	/aco/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3: 28', 45+1', 55'
Chikarin	November 10 2024	/wg/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3: 35', 45+2', 74'

Assist Records

Most Assists

#	Player	Matches	Assists
1	Faceless Fatguy	91	30
2	Liru	81	24
3	Can't Beat The Cock	84	20
4	Lightsaber Dick	52	12
5	Bible Black	58	11
6	Unwilling Elf	75	10
7	Masterpiece, 1Girl	77	8
7	Titty Monster	78	8
9	Chikarin	16	7
10	Kneesocks	49	6
11	Mindbroken Maiden	48	5
11	Thinking Man's Fetish	45	5
13	Heart Pupils	27	4
13	Dangerous Day	33	4
13	Delicious Flat Chest	53	4
16	POMF-chan	54	3
16	Licensed to Breed	42	3
18	Used Goods	13	2
18	Fap Gauntlet	28	2
18	Secret Plot	35	2
18	Incest	75	2
22	Condom Belt	1	1
22	Super Sonico	2	1
22	Full Nelson	4	1
22	Rape Correction	7	1
22	Skeb-chan	7	1
22	Ugly Bastard	8	1
22	Sex Counsellor	8	1
22	Greened	8	1
22	Step Sister	8	1
22	Blacked vs Bleached	9	1
22	Hndhlding Vanilla Sex	10	1
22	Endless Ejaculation	14	1
22	Fap Hero	15	1
22	Cumming Buckets	17	1
22	Grimm	19	1
22	Violated Heroine	23	1
22	Christmas Cake	31	1
22	Oh Bother	41	1
22	Leg-Lock	43	1

Most Assists in a Cup

#	Player	Cup	Assists
1	Liru	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5
1	Faceless Fatguy	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5

Most Assists in a Match

Player	Date	Opponent	Match	Saves
Liru	November 5 2017	/wsg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3
Faceless Fatguy	July 26 2020	/sp/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3
Chikarin	October 28 2023	/aco/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3

Goalkeeping Records

Most Saves

#	Player	Matches	Saves	Cleansheets
1	Sad Panda	88	237	13
2	Garterbelt	26	52	8
3	Stopman	7	24	1
4	Faceless Fatguy	10	22	2
5	Translation Never	7	19	4
6	Leg-Lock	2	4	1
7	Tittymonster	2	4	0

Most Saves in a Cup

#	Player	Cup	Saves
1	Sad Panda	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	19
2	Sad Panda	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	17
3	Sad Panda	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	15
4	Sad Panda	2022 4chan Winter Cup	14
5	Translation Never	2018 4chan Winter Cup	13
5	Sad Panda	2019 4chan Summer Cup	13
5	Sad Panda	2020 4chan Winter Cup	13
8	Sad Panda	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	11
9	Garterbelt	2013 4chan Summer Cup	10
9	Garterbelt	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	10
9	Sad Panda	2018 4chan Winter Cup	10

Most Saves in a Match

Player	Date	Opponent	Match	Saves
Sad Panda	March 1 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Semifinal	8
Sad Panda	February 1 2025	/mp/	2025 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	8
Garterbelt	August 18 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	7
Garterbelt	November 5 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	7
Sad Panda	June 2 2019	/i/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarterfinal	7
Sad Panda	January 28 2022	/n/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	7
Sad Panda	November 15 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinal	6
Sad Panda	August 3 2019	/w/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	6
Sad Panda	January 18 2020	/vp/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	6
Sad Panda	November 13 2021	/u/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	6
Sad Panda	February 11 2023	/vst/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	6
Stopman	October 18 2024	/xs/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage	6
Sad Panda	March 2 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Semifinal	5
Faceless Fatguy	October 25 2015	/trv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5
Sad Panda	November 8 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5
Sad Panda	February 23 2018	/r9k/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	5
Translation Never	February 25 2018	/lit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	5
Sad Panda	March 3 2018	/d/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	5
Translation Never	March 4 2018	/n/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	5
Sad Panda	July 10 2021	/m/	2021 4chan World Cup Group Stage	5
Sad Panda	February 5 2022	/o/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	5
Sad Panda	May 7 2022	/his/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	5
Sad Panda	May 21 2022	/s4s/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	5
Sad Panda	April 27 2024	/sp/	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	5
Stopman	November 16 2024	/biz/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	5