/s4s/

/s4s/
The Nicest And Most Polite Team
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/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Founded May 17, 2013 Manager Huey Lewis The News Owner ETi, Inc. IRL Manager DN !!WN64AbCpO6P DescendingBear !!BEf2wCiJp/K carmastrikes !!SlaOZ6azSy+ Team colors Ranking 28 ( 6) Highest rank 22 (Post-Summer '14) Lowest rank 44 (Post-Autumn '13) Top scorer Shrek (16) Top assister Patrick Bateman (12) Captain Patrick Bateman Website /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 8 6 9 23 34.78%
Biggest win /s4s/  3–0  /3/ 27 October 2013 Biggest defeat /s4s/  0–5  /ic/ 26 April 2014 First match /gd/  3–1  /s4s/ 12 July 2013
Meta information
HEX color DAA520 - :^) Gold Anthem All Star Goal Horn Hip To Be Square Alternate Goal Horn I Need Dubs (2x goal horn) [Start at 14s] Alternate Goal Horn KEK (For Topkek) Nickname [s4s]quatches Shitp4sterS Dubs FC

Roster

No. Position Player   GK Donut Man   CB #Rude   CB Le Purple Palmtree Man   RB Wew   LB Ebin   CMF :^)   AMF [s4s]-Tan   DMF Dubs   SS Nice Grill   CMF Topkek   SS Patrick Bateman

No. Position Player   GK #fortune   GK Walruse   CMF D A N K M E M E S   CMF *Slaps you're ass*   AMF Doge   AMF Shrek   LB Yee   RB Youd Be Suprise   LB Me on the left   RB Awoo~   CB (｢・ω・)｢   CB Le Funny Shepe

Official Matches

See /s4s/ Match History.

Export

Winter 2015 Export

Winter 2015 Aesthetics

Honors

Individual Honors

Shrek: Golden Boot, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

Cory Baxter: Goal of the Tournament, 2014 4chan Summer Cup

Team Honors

First Place: Thanksgiving Bowl

Quotes

"But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."

— DrBorisG

Rivalries

/b/ - Shitposting Derby Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with shitposting, dubs threads, and useless content, but we all know [s4s] is better. The only match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]'s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].

1-0-0

/lgbt/ - Check Bowl In this matchup, whoever wins ends up having to check something. [s4s]: Dubs, /lgbt/: WHITE PRIVLIGE, YOU CIS SCUM. /lgbt/ leads the all-time series 1-1-0 against [s4s]'s 0-1-1.

0-1-1