| No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
| 1
|
|
Exit Level
|
| 2
|
|
Huge Orson Welles 
|
| 3
|
|
QT Yuki
|
| 4
|
|
Itchy Kant
|
| 21
|
|
The Woolf
|
| 24
|
|
Hemmmingway
|
| 8
|
|
John Fucking Green
|
| 16
|
|
Niggardly Jew
|
| 5
|
|
Start With the Greeks
|
| 17
|
|
Lolita Wanted It 
|
| 9
|
|
DFW
|
|
|
| No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
| 23
|
|
|
| 19
|
|
No Discernible Talent
|
| 12
|
|
A.M. Pinecone
|
| 28
|
|
Muh Spooks
|
| 6
|
|
Tao Lin
|
| 10
|
|
Why I'm The Best
|
| 13
|
|
Arse Full of Farts
|
| 22
|
|
Smirked Quite Jewishly
|
| 15
|
|
HornyMan Travis
|
| 11
|
|
Pure Ideology
|
| 7
|
|
Ayn Rand
|
| 32
|
|
Lovecraft
|
|