User:Lear//mtg/

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Founded 4 March 2015 Manager Randy Buehler Owner Wizards of the Coast IRL manager Lear !!tx/mRYPi5i+ Team colors Chat color af1d1d Fireball Red Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Maro, Killer of Magic Website /mtg/ - Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /mtg/  0–0  /mtg/ Biggest defeat /mtg/  0–0  /mtg/ First match /mtg/  0–0  /mtg/
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Magic by Coldplay Goal horn Magic by Pilot
Kits

Magic: the Gathering: the Team: the Experience: the format

Here is our list, we of course followed the 4 of rule in our construction.

No. Position Player   GK Banana King   LB Alesha's Dick   CB Two Explores   CB Meme-rhino   CB Blue Goyf   RB Unzipped   CMF Return to Kamigawa   CMF Cooldown Guy   AMF Free Counterspell   AMF Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu   CF Maro, Killer of Magic

No. Position Player   GK Netdecker   GK Muh Brews   GK Commander Phage   LB Black Greeks   LB EDH Playable   CB Paul   RB Solitaire   RB Control is Dead   CMF /tg/ is bad at Magic   CMF Creatures: the Tappening   AMF Anime Sleeves   AMF Magic is Declining

Player	Origin
Banana King	Silumgar is absolutely bananas.
Alesha's Dick	[Alesha] is the first trans character in Magic. This decision to be truly inclusive was in no way seen as shoehorning of sexuality into a card game or pandering to SJWs by the accepting members of the /tg/ community.
Two Explores	The most famous case of cheating in Magic was by Alex Bertoncini by playing an extra land [on camera] then trying to justify it by saying two [explores]
Meme Rhino	If you aren't playing meme-range in at least three formats with a full playset of [meme-rhinos] then you aren't even trying to win. Thanks Wizards.
Blue Goyf	[Tarmogoyf] is basically a blue creature and if it became blue the only people who would notice are the ones playing meme-range, but those aren't people.
UnZipped	The title for the third Un-Set that people have been clamoring for. It is coming, right.
Return to Kamigawa	The set that was the biggest failure in modern Magic also is the one place that people wont shut up about wanting to go back to.
Cooldown Guy	By far the stupidest person to post their ideas in the custom card thread, and that is an award you have to earn. I would have saved his attempts at Magic but seeing the cards cause my eyes to bleed and my teeth to fall out.
Free Counterspell	Screw [spending mana] to deny your opponent, [ruin their fun] while [tapped out.]
Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu	Out of [all of] [/tg/'s] [waifus] [she] is by far the most.
Maro, Killer of Magic	[Mark Rosewater] is the man in charge of killing Magic. Every day he wakes up hoping to ruin yours by destroying the game you hold dear. Do not believe his lies.
Netdecker	This scumbag shows up with a list that he saw on the internet and copied. He thinks his victories mean something when he's playing someone else's deck that he didn't have to think about.
muh brews	This scumbag shows up with a list that makes no sense and nobody has played because it sucks. He thinks he's better than you because he's playing something no-one else is while forgetting the reason nobody else is playing it, the deck sucks.
Commander Phage	If you try to play [Phage] from the command zone you will lose the game but that doesn't stop people from trying anyway.
Black Greeks	In a set based on ancient Greece /tg/ was shocked by the sheer number of black people in the set. A number that could be described as: [more] [than] [zero].
EDH Playable	What piece of jank isn't playable in that grab bag format. None. Everything is playable in EDH. You can stop saying it.
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Solitaire	Why play real Magic when you can play a [deck that gets you a game loss for even playing it] because there's so little interaction or the deck that got its [combo piece] banned it was so slow.
Control is Dead	Want to play control? No you don't. Wizards hates you for wanting to play control and they will punish you with sub-par cards when what you really want is a counterspell reprint.
/tg/ is Bad at Magic	Never take advice from anyone on /tg/. None of them know how to play the game.
Creatures: the Tappening	Wizards will not rest until even Vintage is only meme-range decks.
Anime Sleeves	That guy at the card store whose cards are wrapped in sleeves decorated by 2D girls in bikinis. You wouldn't mind if he had better taste.
Magic is Declining	It has been for years. The only thing that we can do about it is complain and yell at [Maro] on Tumblr.