/ag/ D&D

/ag/ D&D was started to celebrate /tg/'s Winter Cup victory.

There are currently three campaigns running, all using the Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition ruleset.

Chance's campaign

Chance's campaign
Campaign information
Dungeon Master	Chance
Ruleset	D&D 5e
Setting	Forgotten Realms
Party size	6 players
Schedule	Saturdays
IC Channel	#DeepDarkFantasy
OOC Channel	#BoyNextDoor

A combat-heavy adventure DMed by a sadistic maniac. Set on the Sword Coast, not far from Baldur's Gate.

Challenges overcome:

• Lao being a Stupid Good and charging into numerous packs of kobolds
• Bryseis saving the party from cultist thugs by accidentally landing the world's most precise Sleep spell
• Waregann accidental building fire count: 2

Characters

Bryseis

Tiefling Warlock 1
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Quote: "Can I cast thaumaturgy out there just to laugh at this shit?"

A tactical genius known for her expertise at selecting just the right spell for the occasion.

Einesse

Elf Ranger 1
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Quote: "If the dragon isn't attacking the keep, maybe it is protecting it instead."

Dumb as a bag of rocks, yet surprisingly useful. Loves to flaunt her knowledge of nature and Draconic. Rumored to be extremely slutty.

Faelor

Sun Elf Cleric 1
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Quote: "Can the sane among us please depart at once."

The most exasperated Sun Elf in all of Faerûn. Tendency to fall into deep comas, partially due to his belief that "Constitution is a meme stat".

Lao

Human Fighter 1
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Quote: "It is worth my honor, and that is as precious as my life."

Loves running into hopeless situations if it means rescuing even one "innocent" villager, yet still willing to steal the clothes off a dead man in front of his children.

Ushak

Half-Orc Fighter 1
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Quote: "Maybe there is more loot to be had."

The greediest member of the party. His ill-conceived attempts at Intimidation often leads the party into horrible situations.

Waregann

Half-Orc Sorcerer 1
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Quote: "Oops."

Clumsy and foolhardy. Speaks in a Texas accent for reasons unknown.

Logs

• Chapter 1

Antacid's campaign

Antacid's campaign
Campaign information
Dungeon Master	Antacid
Ruleset	D&D 5e
Setting	Forgotten Realms
Party size	6 players
Schedule	Sundays
IC Channel	#DUNGEONMASTER
OOC Channel	#BoyNextDoor

A relaxed adventure designed for newer players. Set in the region surrounding Neverwinter.

Challenges overcome:

• Won a battle after a glorious start with 2 natural 1s and a retarded monk bumping into a bugbear falling on his back
• Uriel survived despite being an arrow magnet for friend and foe
• WHAT?
• Ayanera failing a drinking challenge with a Half-Orc and being drunk for the next two fights
• Victor hitting Luna for max damage in an attempt to damage enemies
• Saved a woman from a tavern in a fire that Cera started to kill porchmonkey bandits in front of it
• Ayanera performing several backflips and then getting waylaid by Mr. and Mrs. Bones
• Rin using a cockney accent to fool some bandits
• Killed a Nothic without taking a single point of damage from it and instead falling and climbing into and out of a pit several times
• Cera accidental building fire count: 1

Characters

Ayanera

Elf Rogue 3
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Quote: "Rin... please... take me..." "mmm Rin-chan is a nice pillow "

Either hits with precise aim or misses by a mile into some paladins shoulder. Useful even when on the verge of dying or drunk. Slightly racist. Loves frogs. Probably a lesbian. Can handle her alcohol better than most would expect.

Cera

Halfling Warlock 3
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Quote: "The day is not getting better."

Clumsy out of combat, deadly in combat. Tends to injure herself upon failing simple tasks. Sometimes sets taverns on fire for the greater good.

Diero

Human Fighter 3
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Quote: "She is far too flat for me to have any interest in."

Helpful in a pinch and fiercely protective of Rin. De facto leader by virtue of being not too young, too short, too loud or too creepy. Afraid of ghosts and rumored to like big tits. Penis size is 6.5 inches as determined through the FATAL system. Tends to get hurt a lot because he thinks heavy armors are shit like in Dank Souls.

Luna

Human Cleric 3
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Quote: "You're supposed to be attacking them, dipshit."

Swears like a sailor and hugs taller paladins in lewd ways in attempts to tackle them over. Gets misused as a firefighter and is quite good at it.

Rin

Human Bard 3
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Quote: "H-HELP ME DIERO!"

Very scared, she failed to talk to a wolf yet somehow still saved two lives. Can't handle her alcohol. Has the disconcerting ability to intimidate groups of men three times her size.

Uriel

Human Paladin 3
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Quote: "WHAT?"

He may not be the strongest paladin, nor the smartest and definitely not the most useful one, but he is certainly the loudest. Has a tendency to get injured by friend and foe. Very racist. Teetotal.

Victor

Human Monk 3
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Quote: "I'd hit it."

The most radicool Monk of any campaign, ever. Definitely not the Avatar. Strong tendency to trip and fall in combat, despite claiming to be a martial arts expert. Can't hit on grown women unless it's with his quarterstaff. Certified pedophile.

Logs

• Chapter 1
• Chapter 2

HT's campaign

HT's campaign
Campaign information
Dungeon Master	HT
Ruleset	D&D 5e
Setting	Forgotten Realms
Party size	6 players
Schedule	Wednesdays
IC Channel	#DeepDarkFantasy
OOC Channel	#BoyNextDoor

A series of pick-up and drop-in adventures, set in an alternate universe to the other campaigns. Heavy on the roleplaying, and heavy on the comfy.

Challenges overcome:

• Didn't kill a harmless little girl
• Tricked goblins into letting them pass and then killing them all, anyway
• Being granted a place to stay despite the owner's wife wanting to cuck him with an Oreo-Orc
• Rin becoming the rat queen
• Survived the Nat 1 onslaught to defeat Cleric Fancypants and his legion of Zombies.
• Aya intentional building fire count: 1
• First put in lots of work to convince a father to let his 13 year old stat less son join the party (where he would surely die rather quickly) to then spending quite a lot effort to convince father and son to not let him go so he wouldn't die the first time they end in a fight.
• Beat a magical rhinoceros that spend most his time partially succesfull to penetrate Glim
• Spent hours wandering through a mansion to collect skulls, which contained barely challenges, lots of loot and way too many pantsu.

Characters

Aya

Elf Rogue 3
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Quote: "I won't tell the boys."

A lonely, sad, partially racist elf girl. As yet awful with a bow, deadly with a blade, can turn herself invisible sometimes. Loves to tease Rin and speak in Sylvan to herself.

Glim

Forest Gnome Warlock 3
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Quote: "Mr. E is way past bored of this place!"

Exuberant and mentally unsound. Has a head-mate named Mr. E whose true nature is unclear. Horribly unlucky at card games. Very greedy.

Jasmal

Human Bard 3
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Quote: "Time truly is a cruel cruel mistress."

A bard handy with a rapier. Useless at tuning instruments, future alcoholic literally 0 alcohol tolerance and good with kids.

Rin

Human Bard 3
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Quote: "I'm so sorry! She can get kinda... rude sometimes."

Cute but deadly runaway. Her main skill is making others feel pity for her and killing things with a dagger. Dislikes the way Aya is with her. Loves flirting with cute boys recently suffering from deathly illnesses.

Swarogh

Half-Orc Fighter 3
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Quote: "I go overboard with the banter sometimes."

The most polite Half-Orc you'll ever meet. Protects those around him and tanks a beating for the team. Keeps fending off advances from horny NPC women, and claims to have no interest in cucking, but we all know he's planning something.

Vronos

Half-Elf Sorcerer 3
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Quote: "Whatever they did to you must've been some powerful voodoo"

A sorcerer with no idea about what he can do. Always reading scrolls, has a gem of as yet indiscernible usefulness.

Logs

• Chapter 1
• Chapter 2

Auto's campaign

Auto's campaign
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Campaign information
Dungeon Master	Autocrat
Ruleset	D&D 5e
Setting	Forgotten Realms
Party size	5 players
Schedule	Fridays
IC Channel	#DeepDarkFantasy
OOC Channel	#BoyNextDoor

Challenges overcome:

Characters

Cavid

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Quote: "'"

Khaine

[[File: |left]] Human Sorcerer 1
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Quote: "'"

Natali

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Quote: "'"

Noizzekhio

[[File: |left]] Tiefling Sorcerer 1
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Quote: "'"

Veki

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Quote: "'"

Challenges

Rinb Owl

The Rinb Owl is a challenge to sex the Rin player character in Antacid and HT's campaigns first. The winner can be any player in those groups, no matter their race or gender, including the DMs through the use of NPCs. The winner gets a Steam game as a prize, the value of the game depending on whether sex was voluntary or not, with involuntary yielding a cheaper game as prize.

Noteworthy progress so far:

• Victor being dead last after announcing himself as lolicon ("I'd hit it.")
• Aya in the lead due to the rule of 2 girls in spitting distance having to be lesbians
• Dungeon Master HT in a decent position after Rin showed interest in a no longer currently cursed, half-dead, farm boy. Recent failed attempts were trying to rape Rin using a swarm of rats and zombies. Lost position after Glim fucked Devek up but regained position after introducing Rivana, a bard trapped by the mad wizard.
• Ayanera succesfully used Rin as lap pillow, but startled her
• Glim going last aswell by being a creepy fuck.

Resources

• Basic introduction to 5E
• Player's Handbook (basic rules)
• Excerpts from the Dungeon Master's Guide: two class variations, two races
• Elemental Evil Player's Companion (more special snowflake races, additional spells)
• Map of Faerûn