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/ag/ D&D was started to celebrate /tg/'s Winter Cup victory.

There are currently three campaigns running, all using the Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition ruleset.

Antacid's campaign

Antacid's campaign
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Campaign information
Dungeon Master Antacid
Ruleset D&D 5e
Setting Forgotten Realms
Party size 6 players
Schedule Sundays
IC Channel #DUNGEONMASTER
OOC Channel #BoyNextDoor

A relaxed adventure designed for newer players. Set in the region surrounding Neverwinter.

Challenges overcome:

  • Won a battle after a glorious start with 2 natural 1s and a retarded monk bumping into a bugbear falling on his back
  • Uriel survived despite being an arrow magnet for friend and foe
  • WHAT?
  • Ayanera failing a drinking challenge with a Half-Orc and being drunk for the next two fights
  • Victor hitting Luna for max damage in an attempt to damage enemies
  • Saved a woman from a tavern in a fire that Cera started to kill porchmonkey bandits in front of it
  • Ayanera performing several backflips and then getting waylaid by Mr. and Mrs. Bones
  • Rin using a cockney accent to fool some bandits
  • Killed a Nothic without taking a single point of damage from it and instead falling and climbing into and out of a pit several times
  • Rescued Droop the goblin from mean bullies
  • Killed the dungeon boss quickly since he memestat'd CON and despite him summoning half a zombie and the porchmonkey bandits as skeletons
  • Got thrown out the tavern by the prejudiced Jewish lady and invested in real estates
  • Walked a lot, following Droop and entered and left the forest of easy riddles in which a 'Marisa stealing the precious things' wannabe banshee was residing in
  • Spend a night in the haunted town of "Fuck you Ant, this was supposed to be spooky, not just an armless dude answering questions" and then marched towards the castle, where after a bit of recon the group decided to walk straight in
  • Killed some hobgoblins and a pack of goblins which due to the evil god Buttbot took much longer than it should, but atleast we got Rin getting her first kill
  • The group cleared out the rest of the castle without much problems, including friendly fire by Ayanera, Cera obliterating a giant worm and Uriel spasming over a desecrated shrine.
  • The group then fought Grol, which Ayanera seduced only to have the fight still started by a slutty drow which Ayanera failed to slut out to. The group then disposed of Grol, Ayanera did some more friendly fire and Diero groped the female drow which turned out to be a doppelganger who preferred to die than to be raped
  • The group rescued the dwarf and then skirmished an owlbear that tried to mate with Viktor and finally found some loot after Luna mistook owlbear poop for gold
  • While returning to Phandelin Diero dispelled Cera's concerns about enjoyment of mass murder as nonsense and the group then found the mayor of Phandelin naked, resulting in a few jokes and then got to party at a jewish tavern
  • The night business included drunken dancing, Cera almost getting raped (which resulted in an obliterated set of balls) and Luna stopping a band of thievish fey
  • The group makes it to the Echo Wave cave and starts by stealing a dead dwarfs magical boots. They proceed further and split up only to have Victor fail his stealth and gets himself attacked by glorified bats, while fighting a swarm of them Diero kills one grabs it and throws it accidentally in Lunas face. An action which enraged Luna and forced her to drink and be angry a lot.
  • As the group checks out an office they find a safe, which Ayanera lockpicks. This resurrected dwarven skeletons. Eager not to give up on loot, Cera blasts half of them and Victor facesmashes to the ground while attacking them, the rest of them is cleared out quickly. They then spend way too long arguing due to some PCs not wanting their share of the loot and kill of some ghouls later.
  • Killed the drow known as the black spider and rescued some dwarf noone really cared about. Cera used some web from the spiders to science a rope over poisonous fungi. Which didn't helped much since half the group fell trying to hold onto a rope.
  • Uriel has fallen
  • Rin counseled a shaken Cera (troubled from her pacts dark influence and suggestion of sacrificing Rin for eternal powers) and Uriel who fell from grace
  • A mostly ignored ghost and a blown up door later, the group rekt a spectator like the jobber he was only to have him activate the spell forges self destruction or something.
  • The group snatches some loot and escapes the falling rocks, angry ghost and high DCs to climb out a hole and finish the campaign. Loot was inspected and partying was initiated.
  • Successfully transplanted a heart after Diero ripped it out of some old mans chest, who was a heart stealer and tried to steal Dieros. There was also a flood and Ayanera being bitchy that nobody cares about her.
  • After a time skip, the party, with exception of Rin, meets up to work on a stinkyboat. Ayanera got blown out for lying, jobs were assigned and the captain was introduced, also incomprehensible sailor language.
  • Helped a cucking air elemental beat up another air elemental during their maiden voyage in an act of fighting anything the DM throws at them.
  • Found Rin on a deserted ship and fought some fishpeople.
  • Arrived at not-russian island port for delivery and a warm bed. Also cheese and accordion music.
  • Uriel conquered the cold.
  • Cera got kidnapped again and Uriel became the hero she deserved. Also mostly talk about demons and stuff and Cera yelling at people.
  • Things dragged on as Cera tried to solo steal an eyeball. Luna got drunk, Ayanera became bitchy, Victor got really drunk and Rin masturbated.
  • Cera gets fudged bloody by a man who wants his accordion back and has to tell the group about her problems, Diero saves it all in a duel for the eye, the hammer and some coat. Ayanera gets her menstruation, the bitchiness goes over 9000.
  • The group goes to the tiefling camp to get the help for Cera. After getting a vague vision they get attacked by the YETAY and decide to kill it while Ayanera goes to snitch them out to the captain.
  • Group and killed yeti make it back to the ship in time and Cera can bullshit her way out by telling lies.
  • The group succesfully go fishing and Uriel and Cera catch a turtle friend for Rin, while the ship crew is sad that the last barrel of grog is empty.
  • A skeleton ridden warship shows up and ship fight mechanics are being tested. Cannons and fireballs are used to peg the enemy ship, while Uriel was tanking cannonballs, Rin loading so fast that it made every playstation jealous, Ayanera shooting cheekily, Luna being angry at undead and Slyz going full MGS.
  • After both ships enter a whirlpool to continue the fight in it (totally not stolen from pirates of the caribean), the enemy minotaur skeleton captain was killed by Luna, who then got rescued by Aya swinging the ropes and to top it off Slyz blew up the powder to become Solid Slyz. As thanks for their deeds the turtle from earlier shows up to, after getting mounted by Rin, drag the ship into the whirlpool into a dank cave.
  • Riddles were solved in the bad guys lair and chopping of a finger was avoided by turning a dark place into a scream fest, but Ayanera forgetting about past crimes was not. The secrets of teleportation orbs was discovered.
  • Fought succesfully Ceras pact devil, who turned out to be Solid Slyz brother Liquid Slyz, which included lots of firewalls, Diero getting turned in to a dragon and well placed shots against the devils hand to make him drop the box of ultimate power.
  • Cera and her pact devil struggle in a firewall enclosed duel for the box until Solid Slyz divebombs in and after confirming Ceras trust in him, takes and opens the box, after the group stopped Liquid Slyz, mostly by Metal Gear Diero stepping on him. Time freezes and Cera is left with either taking Solid Slyz as new pact, staying with Liquid or taking the ultimate power for her.
  • Cera rejects greater power once again and goes for the solid choice. Pacts are renewed and the party receives cool tattoos, which Uriel freaks out about as skin purist. The area begins to crumble and Diero takes the group for a ride after having discovered that dragons can talk.
  • The arc ends with landing on the Antelope, Cera noticing that her cunny is back (and her tits), Captain Nikos telling that they looted a shit ton of ship wrecks down there and everyone is now rich and Ayanera wondering why she kept a journal about Luna.
  • Cera accidental building fire count: 1
  • Ayanera friendly fire count: 3

Characters

Ayanera

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Elf Rogue 8
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Quote: "Rin... please... take me..." "mmm Rin-chan is a nice pillow "

Either hits with precise aim or misses by a mile into some paladins shoulder. Useful even when on the verge of dying or drunk. Slightly racist. Loves frogs. Probably a lesbian. Can handle her alcohol better than most would expect. Worth of her nobility: Non existant.

Precious thing: her name

Cera

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Halfling Warlock 8
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Quote: "Do I have a choice."

Clumsy out of combat, deadly in combat. Tends to injure herself upon failing simple tasks. Sometimes sets taverns on fire for the greater good. Loots like a champion. Main nuker of the group. Struggled with the dark side, but is now a whole woman again.

Precious thing: ???

Diero

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Human Fighter 8
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Quote: "She is far too flat for me to have any interest in."

Helpful in a pinch and fiercely protective of Rin. De facto leader by virtue of being not too young, too short, too loud or too creepy. Afraid of ghosts and rumored to like big tits. Penis size is 6.5 inches as determined through the FATAL system. Tends to get hurt a lot because he thinks heavy armors are shit like in Dank Souls. Somehow fucked Rin and angered her dad in a 9 month time skip.

Precious thing: Love

Luna

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Human Cleric 8
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Quote: "You're supposed to be attacking them, dipshit."

Swears like a sailor and hugs taller paladins in lewd ways in attempts to tackle them over. Gets misused as a firefighter and is quite good at it. Drinks a lot to deal with her anger. Main target for friendly fire. Cup size: E

Precious thing: Faith

Rin

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Human Bard 8
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Quote: "H-HELP ME DIERO!"

Very scared, she failed to talk to a wolf yet somehow still saved two lives. Can't handle her alcohol. Has the disconcerting ability to intimidate groups of men three times her size. Is the only one able to succeed in any way of talking.

Precious thing: Innocence

Uriel

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Human Paladin 8
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Quote: "WHAT?"

He may not be the strongest paladin, nor the smartest and definitely not the most useful one, but he is certainly the loudest. Has a tendency to get injured by friend and foe. Very racist. Teetotal. Has a pretty face.

Precious thing: Righeousness Conquering status: The cold; Turtles; Cannonballs (mostly);

Victor

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Human Monk 8
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Quote: "I'd hit it."

The most radicool Monk of any campaign, ever. Definitely not the Avatar. Strong tendency to trip and fall in combat, despite claiming to be a martial arts expert. Can't hit on grown women unless it's with his quarterstaff. Certified pedophile.

Precious thing: his voice

Nikos

Human Monk 8
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Quote: "'"

Shipcaptain and highjump record holder. Literally wants to marry the sea.

Logs

HT's campaign

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Campaign information
Dungeon Master HT
Ruleset D&D 5e
Setting Forgotten Realms
Party size 6 players
Schedule Wednesdays
IC Channel #DeepDarkFantasy
OOC Channel #BoyNextDoor

A series of pick-up and drop-in adventures, set in an alternate universe to the other campaigns. Heavy on the roleplaying, and heavy on the comfy.

Challenges overcome:

  • Didn't kill a harmless little girl
  • Tricked goblins into letting them pass and then killing them all, anyway
  • Being granted a place to stay despite the owner's wife wanting to cuck him with an Oreo-Orc
  • Rin becoming the rat queen
  • Survived the Nat 1 onslaught to defeat Cleric Fancypants and his legion of Zombies.
  • First put in lots of work to convince a father to let his 13 year old stat less son join the party (where he would surely die rather quickly) to then spending quite a lot effort to convince father and son to not let him go so he wouldn't die the first time they end in a fight.
  • Beat a magical rhinoceros that spend most his time partially succesfull to penetrate Glim
  • Spent hours wandering through a mansion to collect skulls, which contained barely challenges, lots of loot and way too many pantsu.
  • Spent 30 minutes trying to hit an invisible Wizard (including absolute retarded ideas like running around in circles, shooting burning hands on comrades and throwing a bookshelf on Vronos), only for Toshirou to rinse him once he appears on the ground.
  • Successfully preserve a dead girl's body for revival.
  • Glim succesfully made a fire, while Swarogh counseled Aya about her PTSD
  • The group got ambushed by some goblin riders which got surprised themself by Toshirou charging them. The fight included Vronos missing all attacks then summoning a mordon on accident, Aya hiding innawoods, Glim getting hugged by a worg and mostly Toshirou slashing at enemies in a frenzy while getting mauled as close to death to death as one can without actually dying
  • Aya noticed an doppelganger ambush and after a short bit of confusion and Rogh hitting on Aya, a fight broke out which included Toshirou killing things with his bare hands, Vronos actually killing something and Fake Rin strangling both Rin and Rogh into unconsciousness to be ultimately getting stabbed in the cunt by Roghs sword
  • A mindflayer was found and killed with Rogh being mind controlled as really really minor annoyance
  • Devek rejoining the group following a sneak attack on them
  • Jasmal had a family reunion, which showed him as r9k tier failure of a son, spaghetti being dropped and Aya failing to make her aristocracy worth anything
  • Revived Rivana with the help of the foul-mouthed cleric Celeste. This caused Aya to emote.
  • The party goes to the lewdest tavern in all of Faerun. Highlights include Jasmal getting drunk and hitting on Celeste, Rin wondering about wether or not girls can love girls, Toshirou losing an arm-wrestling match to a vampire loli (who is totally not Remilia) and Vronos trying to attack the bartender after being cut off, only for it to backfire in his face.
  • On the way to their next mission, the group is attacked by a tentacle monster and 2 fairies. It started by Rin and Jasmal going blindly into a big sphere of darkness (which is totally not Rumia), resulting in them getting tentacled and partially eaten. Toshirou tried to rape a fairy, Vronos fights against fairy cum in his eyes and the group is ultimately saved by Swarogh and a hungover Aya.
  • The group is led over a lake by a ice fairy (who is totally not Cirno) freezing a path for them and Rin almost made more contact with NGE than anyone ever should.
  • Toshirou almost being plant raped after trying to choke out a druid (who is totally not Yuuka).
  • Once making it to the entrance of Carmilla's mansion, the group is attack by guard Li Lung (totally not Hong Meiling) and an army of Faeries and Demons. Toshirou blindly charged into the crowd, Vronos almost electrocutes him with Lightning Bolt before getting almost killed by arrow bukkake (saved from death by dark magic known as #daRULEZ) and the dice gods preventing anyone from hitting Li Lung turn after turn. The fight ends with Li Lung mostly locked in a honour duel with Toshirou, both jerking off each others honour and it ending in a double K.O.
  • The group being tasked by a sage to hunt down a rat in a Library. After confusing a girl who thinks she's a doll for it, they find the thief stealing right above them, only to be taken down by Toshirou and Vronos.
  • Aya besting Mina in a game of her choosing and then using a rare magic called diplomacy, tries to settle things between Mina and Carmilla. Carmilla is not amused and knocks them both out. Rest of the day is Jasmal, Vronos and Noir meeting Li Lung again (who's honor kept him alive no doubt) and the later two getting mocked by the Sage for being dumb and useless while Toshirou bangs a Loli vampire and Aya playing Solid Snake and attempting to free Mina.
  • The next day most of the party meets up in the dining hall for breakfast, except for Aya who, upon seeing she didn't awake naked next to Mina in the basement, went there to disturb her feasting on a half orc that may or may not be Swarogh. Only to drag her up to crash the breakfast in the dining hall for hormonal teen drama.
  • After causing Mina to flee again and talking with Carmilla about the upcoming battle, the group prepares for it. Jasmal and Vronos are for once useful in convincing Li Lung and the Sage to swerve Mina, while Aya is useless and fails to convince Mina. Noir suggests a battlefield and finds someone that likes her and the Maid is at the end convinced aswell
  • The party goes to the battle and it starts with Noir showing her usefullness by growing a forest and the servants turning on Mina and subdueing her, who could throw out a summoning just before and calling in a bunch of rape apes.
  • The battle consisted mostly of the rape apes being bullet sponges, Noir getting her stuffing kicked in, Vronos playing human shield, Toshirou killing devil soldiers while jungling, Li Lung firing arrows directed at him back, lots of heal spells and tea slurping.
  • Mina makes a return to get her revenge. Aya goes full Shinji, Toshirou tries to wrestle her which ends up only tickling her and the day being saved by the most useless mages in all of Faerun.
  • Toshirou again getting rinsed in an arm-wrestling match with Carmilla, but atleast gets some bite wound and night battle out of it.
  • Aya striking a deal with the druid to revive Mina and the Maid, which will totally not bite her in the ass later on.
  • Swarogh stumbling out as everyone begins to leave
  • Bazaar shenanigans. Aya gets an OP cloak for a steal, Vronos gets confused over enlightenment and Swarogh gets ripped off.
  • Devek getting cucked like there's no tomorrow.
  • More fun times at the Spellstitched Slut. Jasmal meets his father again, Toshirou gets KTFO by Celeste, Vronos and Noir fail in pranking Aya and Devek and Rin get way too lewd.
  • Aya convincing a bunch of Elf Rangers that the group was not demons.
  • Swarogh, Noir and Vronos having a Crossbow shooting contest. Swarogh won.
  • The group facing off against a tentacle hellspawn and some zombie dogs. The Hellspawn is immediately rinsed by Toshirou (with a broken arm) and Swarogh, Noir charms one of the dogs along with Jasmal, and Vronos kills things already heavily injured.
  • Getting lost in a forest illusion and almost burning down the tree that would let them out.
  • Noir being useful and convincing 3 fairies to take them to Herzgo.
  • The party is attacked by a Dragonborn who runs like a bitch and vanishes at the sight of an old hag. Insults were thrown and Rin became the Dagger Queen again.
  • After dispatching the witch, the group comes across a brutal fight between the elves and Herzgo. Vronos reks shit with Fireballs, Rin convinces a talking Owlbear (wearing a hat) and his friends to help them, Noir hit too many elves with her spells, Toshirou gets stuck in a tar pit and Jasmal is finally useful by killing cultists
  • The final Showdown with Herzgo and his Vrock bodyguards. Both birds go down no problem (Toshirou tried to ride one before killing it), Jasmal continues his useful streak by dealing tons of damage to Herzgo and forcing him to commit sudoku by way of fiery explosion.
  • 1 year time skip. Swarogh became a prize fighter, Noir has a doll army, Rin became a performer, and Jasmal became heir and used his new power to establish the group as an agency in Neverwinter.
  • The group goes hunting after some missing clerics and cursed artifacts that may or may not be masks.
  • While on the search, the group encounters a Naga from Toshirou's home country and her Zako army. Jasmal manages to turn the Naga into a Snek, Toshirou actually kills a girl and Rin becomes the Dagger Queen once more.
  • The group meets a powerful man in a spire also hunting for the book and the sparrowling man. They agree to work together. Aya's also a bitch and gets silenced by the man.
  • Slime fight. Toshirou tries to wrestle it, Vronos gets taken out by both slime and Jasmal's Fireball and Aya 420noscopes it.
  • Fun with Illusions. Aya first sees a rape Minotaur then you get Jasmal haunted by his brothers, Vronos getting attack by what may or may not be the Vex, and Toshirou wrestles Carmilla. Swarogh, funnily enough, is unaffected and has to try and snap everyone out of it.
  • Walking into the library, the group catch the missing clerics Lise and Sella (who are totally not Lotte and Cera). The 2 sides agree to a shaky truce to get rid of the sparrowling man (who is an illusion created by the book). Aya becomes a bitch again and Rin ties he up and silences her a second time.
  • Noir shows up late in the game after getting thrown into the scene by a construct.
  • A Book is given to a fake Vronos. No one notices.
  • Toshirou kicks a chest and ends up outside the spire.
  • Fight against a Fire, Wind and Water elemental. Toshirou gets set on fire then tries to put it out jumping into the water elemental, Vronos accidentally hits Toshirou and Swarogh and Aya complains about nothing to hide in.
  • A man in a hole is freed after throwing both Noir and Swarogh down it.
  • Toshirou, Swarogh and Noir tackle a cloaked tentacle monster and kill it.
  • Noir intimidating an entire building.
  • Fight against Urlach's butler. There's a whole lot of mirror image fighting and Vronos can't hit the real butler even after knowing which one is real.
  • The confrontation with Urlach. There's no fight, just everyone stalling for time while Aya sneaks around and steals the Tome of Absence from him. Toshirou then rips off his rotting head.
  • Everyone surfing out on a wave of smelly black goo.
  • Aya being a bitch (for the however many times this is)
  • The Tome of Absence is brought to Father Astor for sealing. It doesn't work because the Tome has chosen Aya as its new owner. The party now has to travel to Kara-Tur in under a month to find a saint to free her. (Despite mostly everyone being perfectly fine with killing her).
  • Return to Carmilla's Manor. There's more lesbian BS, Toshirou wants Carmilla to meet his family and the magic people annoy the Sage by calling her by her real name.
  • Toshirou and Vronos saving the Sage and Rat from a Trilithion. The sage probably hates them a little less now.
  • Aya revealing her feelings to everyone. Noir laughs at them.
  • Instead of hermit hunting, everyone decides to go to another place up north that can heal Aya.
  • The group being tasked by a Shaman who knows all to seal away some spirits.
  • Convincing some water Fae to aid the party in finding the temple.
  • Toshirou gets eaten by a bush and only Noir notices.
  • Battle with the bush and 2 spider shaped ground elementals. Vronos burns shit, Rin daggers things to death, Aya remembers why she doesn't do close quarters combat and Toshirou fails to uproot the bush.
  • Carmilla continuing to follow the others despite having no ward against the cold.
  • Rin talking to a screaming bird.
  • Fight with a Yeti. Mostly everyone gets frozen and Vronos becomes a chew toy. Also there was a Wolf but Toshirou almost cut it in half and it was never heard from again.
  • The Party makes it to the temple of the Hermit where they find a woman dancing.
  • Aya almost has her soul stolen by a flower not 5 minutes after walking into the Temple.
  • The Puzzle Room. Aya gets blasted by Darkness and has a moe moment with Felicity.
  • Toshirou jerks off a myconid in the very first room. Not making this shit up.
  • The party planeswalks to Not Asgard to find the most metal fight occurring.
  • Rin striking a deal with Not Odin for a shard in exchange for her eye. Toshirou, Noir, and Vronos run to save her and end up getting chased by wolves.
  • Aya throws a Ruby in the fire of the second room and transports the party to a desert.
  • Toshriou tells some bug people to rape his face, almost killing them from hysterical laughter.
  • Sneaking into the City of Brass. Something tried to steal Vronos' gem and leads to a series of events resulting in the stuffing being beat out of him.
  • Shopping Montage. Aya and Rin try jewing a faceless vendor out of weapons and armor, Noir makes people blink out of existence and Toshirou spoils Carmilla.
  • Aya having to call herself a slut to change her armor.
  • Noir deciding the best way to sneak into the palace is right in front of some guards.
  • Aya and Vronos sneaking into the throne room disguised as harem girls (You can use your imagination to figure out how Vronos became a harem girl). Aya gets frisky and Vronos plays safecracker.
  • Vronos exploding after dropping the ruby shard (which was false)
  • Escape from the palace. Guards are frightened, the whores fight back and Aya decides to save them all by having Rin hold the portal open.
  • Opening the Blue Door into a whale. There's a lot of nasty stuff.
  • BatAya and BatCarmilla get swallowed by a whale and get caught in a sac. They end up having a conversation where Carmilla basically tells Aya to leave her sister alone.
  • Climbing down to the sac room. Noir treats Vronos like Dumbo and flies him to the ground.
  • Once in the sac room, Noir goes crazy and tries putting Rin's shard into the sac. Toshirou finally cuts it open once he realizes that Carmilla is inside it.
  • Battle against some of the whale's elementals. Toshirou absolutely reks everything
  • Vronos tries grabbing the blue shard and gets poisoned for his troubles. Rin grabs it and becomes a hulking beefcake that can see people's deaths.
  • Everyone standing around while Vronos cures himself of his poison.
  • The final room with 2 statues and a sarcophagus. The statues are real people and Felicity appears to reveal her scheme.
  • People stand around arguing until they wake the Hermit up.
  • Aya goes on a vision quest while Carmilla kills Felicity (who was a Rakshasa) for trying to turn Toshirou and also for trying to steal the hermit's power.
  • Face off with Felicity's soul which corrupts the spirits surrounding the hermit. Rin gets eaten but escapes by turning the spirit into Devek which Vronos promptly blows up before Rin steals Felicity's soul with her Rapier.
  • Aya completing her quest and the Hermit opening to portal to Kara-Tur
  • The group appearing under the table of an Aasimar. She agrees to cure Aya for Tea and Cakes which only Aya and Toshirou thinks is a trap.
  • Everyone discovers Toshirou is a prince, Aya is blown out because noone cares about her nobility.
  • The group tries to sneak past a sleeping oni, only for it to sniff out Toshs royal blood. He gets beat in a sumo match for his troubles.
  • Aya gets blown out even more when she tries to avoid to fall in a pit in the road, just to get pushed in by one of Noirs bolts she tries to hit rabbits with. Tosh and Vronos fall into the hole aswell out of solidarity. Toshirou throws Vronos out the hole before climbing out himself.
  • The party agrees to help the talking Rabbit protect some mochi from a wolf in exchange for mochi.
  • Everyone almost attacking a peasant girl while something bonded to her steals mochi, Aya gets called a youkai.
  • Fight with Ratgirl, Wolfgirl and Catgirl. Wolfgirl is captured, Ratgirl is killed, Catgirl escapes laughing maniacally and Aya gets hit by her own medicine (sneak attacks from hidden position).
  • The group grills wolfgirl for information and Rin makes her a pet. They get a new crew member in form of Taihi, a xer.
  • They hit some yakuza bar+hideout, only for Rin to strike some weird deal with a spider monster, Aya to be a bat, Vronos to get drunk and used as a weapon, Tosh to use sick wrestling moves in a bar fight and Taihi playing hide and seek with the guards.
  • Return to the rabbits and a nightly attack by some necromancer and a few demons. Tosh gets blown the fuck out, only to get healed and overkilling the necromancer a turn later.
  • Rin comes up with a plan to get everyone to the boss and keep the guards outside, which actually worked. Boss shenanigans, Spiderwoman tried to escape only to get killed by Noir of all people and Catgirl suicided before Rin could kill her.
  • Rin fails to convince the guards that wolfgirl is the new boss, so Tosh makes them retreat by flashing his clan crest around.
  • Divvying up loot. Vronos mists Aya in the face and Wolfgirl reads a letter written in Infernal telling of the end of Neverwinter.
  • The group heads into town to finally get cake. Noir harasses a nun and Aya goes maximum overbitch.
  • Returning to the temple to find Carmilla and the Aasimar flat out drunk.
  • Aya is finally cured of tome death. It's too lewd to actually write here.
  • Rest of the night is spent celebrating. Aya grows a soul and dances drunkenly without actually drinking, Wolfgirl returns and Taihi learns xhe can't dance drunk.
  • General hungoverness from everyone. Wolfgirl included. Rin stayed up all night because she saw some shit
  • Going in town to see the royal procession. Toshirou gets punched for being a thief until someone recognized him.
  • The group stops a vandal ambush. Noir mind controls someone and they mind control Toshirou in return, Taihi shoots thing from a low roof and Vronos sets a house on fire.
  • Arriving in time to see the main ambush unfold. Aya and Vronos attack some enemies hiding for a sneak attack.
  • General killing of shit. Lot of stuff is set on fire and Toshirou kills a suit of armor.
  • Vronos, Toshirou and Rin attack and hijack the GIANT ENEMY CRAB
  • Fight with 4 Necromancers. Stuff gets kill but we are denied the giant robot fight as the last one fucks off before the fight is over.
  • Celebrating with Tosh's family post battle. Aya gets a maid drunk, Vronos just gets drunk, Rin and Taihi meet long lost family, and Toshirou introduces people to his mother.
  • Fight with a giant, party-crashing dragon. Almost everyone gets rekt by acid breath and Vronos becomes a chew toy before manning up and taking it down with a Fireball.
  • Preparing for war with the Demon lord. People get some weapons, Aya and Rin become assassins and Taihi spies of xer's sisterbrother.
  • A Dark Miko escapes and everyone chases it down. Noir ends up mind controlling it.
  • More prepping for battle. Toshirou gets some pimp armor, Vronos gets potions and Noir gets scarred for life.
  • Aya getting practically raped just so she can stab someone.
  • Sneaking onto Lord Oda's castle disguised as slaves
  • Noir and Vronos shutting the engines down through trickery on the elementals
  • Fight with a giant plant hydra that Vronos explodes with a fireball
  • Fight with Lord Oda where Toshirou fucks up killing him despite getting a DBZ level powerup, allowing Taihi to kill him
  • Much celebrating (Really, I don't know. I'm trying to recount months old sessions)
  • Taihi gets some land and a castle. There are also hot springs that did things to Aya and Rin.
  • Return to Neverwinter on the floating castle. The Group is almost shot down by some new fellows running the place now.
  • The grim news. Jasmal's adventuring company is disbanded, he's imprisoned, Devek is gonna be killed and Swarogh has disappeared. Some say he runs the resistance.
  • Getting the castle from impound. Toshirou and Vronos line cut like schoolkids and Noir makes friends with a construct.
  • Return to Carmilla's manor where shit has gone down. Carmilla almost kills people out of sheer rage.
  • Noir gets the bright idea to try and capture a construct for the Sage. She somehow muscles The Sage and Vronos with her to do it
  • Really long battle with some Golems and constructs. Noir channels her inner Glim, Toshirou goes ham on the golems and the crew of the GIANT CRAB get rattled around.
  • Vronos gets angry at the sage and attacks her door to her study with a fireball. He gets turned into a monkey for his troubles.
  • The discovery of what makes the golems tick. It's a gem similar to Vronos' gem. He touches it and gets a vision of Ennil-el, She Who Flays the Sun.
  • Meeting up with Swarogh and Sparrowing again. Taihi hits on the big Orc and the new Rivana scares everyone.
  • The realization that all the shenanigans with the Hermit trying to get to Kara-Tur actually caused another year to pass by thanks to time distortion.
  • The plan to save everyone. Aya, Taihi, and Vronos would go scout out the prison while Rin, Noir, and Toshirou try to get the old Neverwinter police force on their side.
  • Rin and Toshirou successfully getting the old guard back on their side. Noir also noticed the room was bugged.
  • Vronos, Taihi, and Aya infiltrate the prison as a couple of guards and a slutty prisoner. Aya gets almost burned alive by a Tiefling guard before playing dead, Taihi and Vronos meet a Bondage Drow guarding where Devek is before finally finding Jasmal and extracting him.
  • Intentional building fire count: 2
  • Vronos friendly fire count: 2
  • Noir friendly fire count:too high

Characters

Aya

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Elf Rogue 12
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Quote: "I wasn't 'drooling' over Rivana... was I? "

A lonely, sad, partially racist elf girl. As yet awful with a bow, deadly with a blade, can turn herself invisible sometimes. Loves to tease Rin and speak in Sylvan to herself. Learned the painful side of pissing off mad wizards. May or may not be in love with Rivana. Was enthralled by a vampire loli and locked in a dungeon until freed. Has enough lesbian teenage edgyness for 3 campaigns.

Glim

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Forest Gnome Warlock 5
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Quote: "Mr. E is way past bored of this place!"

Exuberant and mentally unsound. Has a head-mate named Mr. E whose true nature is unclear. Horribly unlucky at card games. Very greedy. Misses whole endfights unconscious while carrying all the important quest items. Killed by OP rogues RIPIP.

Jasmal

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Human Bard 8
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Quote: "Time truly is a cruel cruel mistress."

A bard handy with a rapier. Useless at tuning instruments, future alcoholic literally 0 alcohol tolerance and good with kids. Rumoured to have actually no idea how things work or what he can do.

Rin

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Human Bard 12
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Quote: "Of course! Hope is on our side!"

Cute but deadly runaway. Her main skill is making others feel pity for her and killing things with a dagger. Dislikes the way Aya is with her. Loves flirting with cute boys recently suffering from deathly illnesses. ALL HAIL THE DAGGER QUEEN!

Swarogh

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Half-Orc Fighter 8
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Quote: "And trust me, no one wants to have a problem with me."

The most polite Half-Orc you'll ever meet. Protects those around him and tanks a beating for the team. Keeps fending off advances from horny NPC women, and claims to have no interest in cucking, but we all know he's planning something. May or may not have been eaten by Mina. List of NPCs interested in his d: Mrs.Abel, Molly, Rivana.

Vronos

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Half-Elf Sorcerer 12
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Quote: "I don't like where this conversation is going."

A sorcerer with no idea about what he can do. Always reading scrolls, has a gem of solidified elemental chaos. Gets fukken rekt by all sorts of hazards and Faerie archers. Has trouble landing attacks but can kill the occasional loli vampire or Giant Dragon. Can be wielded as a club.

Toshirou

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Human Barbarian 12
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Quote: "How you like that? BAKA!"

The most awesome samurai in all of Faerun. Mostly concerned with cutting off heads of strong opponents and giving zero fucks about injuries. Doesn't fall of horses even when beaten unconscious. Uses sick wrestling moves when fighting unarmed. Not afraid to attack women but not able to win against them. Certified vampire lover.

Noir

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Warforged Warlock 12
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Quote "Are we about to proform more senseless murders? Awesome!"

A living doll who is a massive chuuni and wishes to learn magic in order to turn the whole world into dolls. Can't remember anyone's name. Likes to bully Vronos. Probably not as smart as she thinks she is. Can't aim for shit. Has really bad ideas


Taihi

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Campaign information
Dungeon Master Autocrat
Ruleset D&D 5e
Setting Forgotten Realms
Party size 6 players
Schedule Mondays
IC Channel #DeepDarkFantasy
OOC Channel #BoyNextDoor

Challenges overcome:

  • Saved a priest of Lathander from four kobolds standing on top of each other in a robe, impersonating a half dragon cultist.
  • Successfully ambushed a patrol of enemies, only to have the tables turned thanks a nat 1 apocalypse. Veki saved the day and literally carried the party to safety, acting as Faerûn's first APC.
  • Managed to fuck up a standoff situation involving hostages, by casting Sleep on a way-too-powerful half dragon, pissing him off just as he was about to let the party go with a warning. The resulting carnage ended in the party getting wiped by an electrical vomit attack, and led to the death of every single hostage as well as the wholesale destruction of the village. Only three NPCs survived: a gnome, a throwaway rookie guard, and a woman Cavid had hid in some bushes.

Characters

Cavid

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Half-Elf Cleric 2
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Quote: "'"

Death Cleric who loves helping people, even if it means abandoning his own party to certain death.

Dion

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Human Barbarian 2
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Quote: "'"

Taciturn kobold-slayer. Can't seem to actually hit anything, though. Tendency to drop his sword.

Khaine

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Human Sorcerer 2
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Quote: "You seem more adept at large loads then the rest of us. "

Every group has one member that seems to gets people almost killed, in this one it is Khaine. His primary strategy in combat is hiding.

Natali

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Half-Elf Cleric 2
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Quote: "'"

The party's heal bitch. Rolled a 12 for intelligence, just to make sure she wouldn't get mind broken and fucked silly in the very first session. Carries a mysterious tarot deck.

Noizzekhio

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Tiefling Sorcerer 2
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Quote: "'"

Tiefling SJW. Loves the spell Ray of Frost. One of the few capable members of the party.

Veki

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Goliath Druid 2
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Quote: "'"

A way too emotional goliath, spends most of her time crying, wacking goblins with a stick or carrying unconscious comrades around.

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Tenko's campaign

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Campaign information
Dungeon Master Tenko
Ruleset D&D 5e
Setting Forgotten Realms
Party size 5 players
Schedule Fridays
IC Channel #DungeonMaster
OOC Channel Skype

Challenges overcome:

  • Successfully tracked down a meth "alchemist" for a crime boss. Used the alchemist's lab to manufacture sub-par meth, then destroyed the lab while trying to carry it with them
  • Tracked down bandits and succesfully captured one, Nemesa and Melina learned the magic of drugabuse
  • Killed and raped to death some backstreet dealers
  • Nemesa rape count: 2

Characters

Abdel

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Human Paladin 3
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Quote: "Codes and structure are just pretty lies people tell themselves."

Evil Paladin of Helm. To the party's dismay, ruthlessly bullies civilians, thinking he can get away with it. Surprisingly talented at manufacturing illicit drugs.

Dorgan

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Dwarf Fighter 3
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Quote: "Well, I generally smash stuff."

Stereotypically grumpy dwarf. Generally pragmatic, with a penchant for smashing things. Doesn't hit his attacks often, but when he does, total carnage ensues.

Lotte

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Svirfneblin Wizard 3
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Quote: "Who doesn't like good, acceptable killings?"

Bitchy Deep Gnome. Is annoyed at the party's tendency to perform their criminal acts in broad daylight. Suffers from mild OCD. Is a potato.

Melina

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Human Bard 3
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Quote: "Hahahaha wow what a pussy"

Slightly narcissistic bard. Terrible at stealth. Peer pressured by Nemesa into snorting meth and having sex. The rest of the party averted their collective gazes.

Nemesa

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Tiefling Warlock 3
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Quote: "Go for it. If they gangbang you, i'll join in."

Where ever she goes, she must also rape. Has the ability to summon a demonic penis at will. No, I'm not shitting you. This is an actual thing in this campaign. Nemesa once snorted an enormous amount of "kristall" (meth), and proceeded to fuck Melina. Poor Melina.

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Challenges

Rinb Owl

The Rinb Owl is a challenge to sex the Rin player character in Antacid and HT's campaigns first. The winner can be any player in those groups, no matter their race or gender, including the DMs through the use of NPCs. The winner gets a Steam game as a prize, the value of the game depending on whether sex was voluntary or not, with involuntary yielding a cheaper game as prize.

Noteworthy progress so far:

  • Victor being dead last after announcing himself as lolicon ("I'd hit it.")
  • Aya in the lead due to the rule of 2 girls in spitting distance having to be lesbians
  • Dungeon Master HT in a decent position after Rin showed interest in a no longer currently cursed, half-dead, farm boy. Recent failed attempts were trying to rape Rin using a swarm of rats and zombies. Lost position after Glim fucked Devek up but regained position after introducing Rivana, a bard trapped by the mad wizard. Stormed ahead after reintroducing Devek to the story and outright took control of first after having Devek confess his feelings.
  • Ayanera succesfully used Rin as lap pillow, but startled her
  • Glim going last aswell by being a creepy fuck.
  • Swarogh doing a major leap ahead by using the "Onii-chan" method.

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