| Position
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No.
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Name
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Image
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Description
|
Height (cm)
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Weight (kg)
|
Foot
|
| GK
|
7
|
Madokami
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|
She Who Saves, a stalwart of the /u/ team from it's inception. Originally intending to keep a watchful eye on Akemi Homura, her utter failure to prevent her transformation into Homucifer has steeled her resolve to let nothing past her, so that no magical girl divegrass fan would ever have to feel despair ever again.
|
185
|
56
|
Right
|
| RB
|
13
|
BEFRIENDING
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|
A commonplace mating ritual of the Action Lesbian (Dynamicans Sappho), BEFRIENDING typically involves giant laser beams and staggeringly homoerotic declarations. Just as BEFRIENDING lets two girls pick up in the right place, so too has BEFRIENDING taken up the position of right back.
|
175
|
51
|
Right
|
| CB
|
8
|
Goggles
|
|
Capable of spinning an entire tragic love story out of a single meeting of eyes! Willing to ignore all types of denial when a single hand has been held! Nothing gets past Goggles!
|
185
|
61
|
Left
|
| CB
|
18
|
Onee-sama
|
|
Less a single person and more a representation of what thousands of young lesbians fawn over every day, The Onee-sama is one of the founding tenements of lesbianism. She has taken to being a Center Back for /u/ because she's quite experienced at being the center of a person's world.
|
185
|
61
|
Right
|
| LB
|
15
|
Science Babies
|
|
When a girl and another girl love each other very much, sometimes science steps in and provides a lovely little bundle of joy to keep them awake at night with her horrible screaming and crying. Technically speaking on loan from /sci/, Science Babies is eager to make Mommy and Mommy proud.
|
175
|
51
|
Left
|
| DMF
|
2
|
Feito-chan
|
|
Converted from /a/ by BEFRIENDING, Feito-chan has been a stalwart of the team ever since then. Though some have called her loyalty into question, as long as she gets a regular lasering from BEFREINDING, Feito-chan says she'll happily stay with /u/.
|
180
|
56
|
Right
|
| CMF
|
9
|
Black Sunshine
|
|
A recent addition to the squad, Black Sunshine claimed her reason for signing up was to "stop the Cup so that Hibiki won't have to keep playing." Refusing to give her name out, all that's known about her is that she plays with redoubled enthusiasm against /m/.
|
180
|
56
|
Left
|
| AMF
|
1
|
Teru Time
|
|
Which brings us to Saki's older sister, Miyanaga Teru. From the way people talk about her, she seems to be some kind of supreme god of Mahjong, which means she must also be some kind of supreme god of lesbianism. Her dyke level must be comparable to the likes of Satou Sei and Fujino Shizuru, if not higher. She must have some kind of aura, covering a fairly wide distance, which causes any female who walks into it to suddenly start blushing bright red, have an accelerated heartbeat and heavy breathing. Some must even pass out from dehydration, due to their vaginas overflowing in a sudden and uncontrollable explosion of love juices, which drains a great deal of moisture from their bodies. Indeed, so much as laying eyes on Miyanaga Teru will cause a girl to throw her dignity and self-respect out the window and start desperately pleasuring herself on the spot. And if the Teru takes a liking to her, it's all over. Her mind will never recover, but she won't care because her body will be in heaven.
|
189
|
65
|
Right
|
| AMF (Captain)
|
14
|
Akkarin
|
|
The ultimate sneakiness, the living embodiment of avoiding the limelight, /u/ proudly presents: Akar- Eh? Where'd she go...?
|
189
|
65
|
Left
|
| SS
|
69
|
Purest Form Of Love
|
|
Love between two girls is the purest form of love.
|
189
|
65
|
Left
|
| CF
|
6
|
Homucifer
|
|
Once merely Homura Akemi, Homucifer has now transcended mortality in order to spend more time with her beloved Madokami. Since Madokami plays divegrass, Homucifer will too. There was some discussion about whether her mortal goalscoring record would carry over to her new form, but such actions have been revealed as the work of the Incubators, attempting to undermine Homucifer's position as Glorious Lesbian Overlord of All Creation.
|
189
|
65
|
Right
|
