/r9k/

/r9k/
>tfw no gf ;_;
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Founded c. Winter 2011-2012 IRL manager Ronery Robot !!PUUQhs84Yb3 El Negrito !!0FiEhZGyS/D Team colors Chat color 480008 Maroon Ranking 18 Highest rank 18 ((October, 2012)) Lowest rank 33 ((July, 2012)) Top scorer Japanese Lettuce Hardcore (9) Top assister Neckbeard (N/A) Captain ROBOT9001 Website /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Nickname The Neckbears, Arcanines, Robots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 10 3 12 25 40%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /r9k/  5–0  /cm/ 21 October, 2012 Biggest defeat /r9k/  0–6  /co/ 2 June 2012 First match /r9k/  1–1  /soc/ 12 February, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Linkin Park - Crawling (edited) Goal horn Grand Finale - Forever Alone feat. Alex Theesfield
Kits

The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.

Tactics

GO WITH WHATEVER IS ON THE SAVE; I'M FAR TOO LAZY TO CONTINUE UPLOADING AND CHANGING TACTIC PICS WHEN I HAVE TO; I'M PRETTY SURE WHATEVER'S ON THE SAVE IS RIGHT.

Roster

Main article: /r9k/ Roster.

No. Position Player 40   GK Snacks 66   CB Mental Disorder 33   CB Sadfrog 16   CB Kissless Virgin 13   DMF Spaghetti 30   DMF Wizard 22   CMF Greentext 3   CMF Normalfag 5   CMF Neckbeard 91   AMF ROBOT9001 25   CF >tfw no gf

No. Position Player 4   GK Mootbloxx 11   GK White Knight 39   CB Feminazi 2   CB Beta As Fuck 27   CB Christfag 20   DMF Omegle 17   DMF A LOT OF DUDES 36   DMF Cape&Fedora 69   CMF Shores 68   CMF Beaches 21   CMF Forever Alone 6   CMF Misogynist

Set pieces

Long FK taker - ROBOT9001
Short FK taker - ROBOT9001
FK taker 2 - >tfw no gf
Left CK taker - ROBOT9001
Right CK taker - >tfw no gf
PK Taker - ROBOT9001

Skillcards

ROBOT9001 (gold) - P10, S05, S06
>tfw no gf (silver) - P12, S06
Mental Disorders, Sadfrog and Kissless Virgin - P06
Cape&Fedora, A Lot of Dudes - S04

Rivalries

Doesn't everyone hate /r9k/? Anywho,

/r9k/ vs. /adv/: The Beta Bowl

U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...

/r9k/ vs. /wg/: The Champions of Autism

A bitter rivalry has developed ever since the finals of the 2012 Autumn Cup. So far, /r9k/ has never officially won, but still, one day, /r9k/ shall get it's revenge.

/r9k/ vs. /sp/: The Pastab Owl

This rivalry started during the group stages of the 2013 Winter Cup. Messi and the /sp/ crew almost slipped up on /r9k/'s pocket spaghetti, but held on to win 2-1.

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 12, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Unknown
February 25, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Unknown
March 23, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	90+2' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
March 24, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0 L
March 25, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	54' Kissless Virgin  80' Robot9001
May 12, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
May 16, 2012	/s/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
June 2, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	6-0 L
August 19, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
September 2, 2012	/hr/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	26' Robot9001
September 9, 2012	/cgl/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	22' Robot9001
October 13, 2012	/u/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	31' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore  37' Feito-chan  86' Robot9001
October 19, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	6', 67' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 20, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	53', 60' Robot9001  81' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 21, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-0 W	2', 11', 16' Robot9001  25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore  77' Sadfrog
October 21, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 W	3-2 W on penalties
October 21, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-2 W	26', 90+2' Sadfrog  36', 87' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 21, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-5 L	25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
December 8, 2012	/wg/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	80' Robot9001
February 9, 2013	/sp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	82' Shores
February 15, 2013	/cm/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	0-4 L
February 17, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	87' >tfw no gf
April 5, 2013	/diy/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	1', 7' Robot9001
April 13, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	34' Robot9001
May 4, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	61' Robot9001  84' >tfw no gf
May 10, 2013	/u/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 12, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	6' >tfw no gf
September 28, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 W	58' Kissless Virgin
October 5, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 W	2' (pen.), 57' Robot9001  90' Sadfrog
November 16, 2013	/cgl/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	38' Chad Thundercock
November 22, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
November 24, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup