This is the roster of players for /pol/.
Statistics are incomplete and begun at the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup due to lack of archived data.
- "Hitler is great!"
- — DrBorisG
DrBorisG before /pol/'s game againt /sp/ in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup
Active Roster
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Name
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Description
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Caps
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Goals
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Assists
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Fouls
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22
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BUILD WALL
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It is time to make sure Mexico sends no more rapists and murderers.
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2
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1
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JIDF
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Leading the Fight Against Antisemitism & Terrorism. Coordinating Concerned Citizens Globally. Promoting Israel, Jewish Pride, Knowledge, and Unity. But more importantly keeping the /pol/ goal-net safe from those racist racist goals.
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99
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Assad
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If there's a man out there who you can simply not Mossad, it would certaintly be the based Syrian leader & career /pol/ack goalkeeper Assad.
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0
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0
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0
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72
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Rapefugees Welcome
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0
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0
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0
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File:PolWeWuzKangs.jpg
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25
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WE WUZ KANGZ
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we wuz kingz n sheit fam i swear to god n my fam we wus desendin from egyp man u tryin tell me dat them egyps ova dere they aint black man look at they skin nigga we goin to space n shit nigga look at my gramma she part egytian them white peple they tryin ruin our lyfes you tellin me king tut wasnt my greatgreat grandpappy dont you know romans was ruled by blacks
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7
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DEUS VULT
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The time as come for the heretics to meet their demize; The God serving Knights have risen once more to fight the Holy War and take back the Christian lands from the goat-loving sand monkeys. Si Deus Pro Nobis, Quis Contras Nos?
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File:PolCurrentYear.png
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16
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Current Year
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I MEAN COME ON, IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR. How can people possibly be having opinions different than mine in the current year. shoo shoo slimey limey
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File:PolRedpill.png
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24
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Red Pill
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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay on /pol/ and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
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0
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 1
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File:PolJetFuel.png
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11
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Jet Fuel
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
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0
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0
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12
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Doom Paul
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IT'S HAPPENING
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3
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0
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0
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14
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Moonman
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0
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0
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28
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Ben Garrison
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Prominent anti-Semite and leader of the American Nazi Party's Ministry of Public Enlightenment.
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File:PolZimmerman.jpg
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10
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Zimmerman
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CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM. CAN'T SIMMER THE ZIMMER.
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0
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14
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Stormfront
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Perfect Aryan male
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6
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Jews
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Oy Vey. The greatest collectors of shekels ever. Remember the 6 gorillion.
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88
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Hitler
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The Führer
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3
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76
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Donald Trump
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The unstumpable. Self-made billionaire who believes in eliminating enemies and making America great again.
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4
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Retired Players
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Name
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Description
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Caps
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Goals
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Assists
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Saves
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Fouls
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File:PolDorner.png
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Dorner
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YOU CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER. Not with a large manhunt, not with shots on goal.
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File:PolDailyReminder.png
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Daily Reminder
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Today he will remind you that /pol/ is The irreverent board on the 4CC and 4chan itself.
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0
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1
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File:PolComeHomeWhiteMan
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COME HOME WHITE MAN
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It is time, White Man.
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0
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Straw Man
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Nothing like counter-acting your opponents formation by... counter-acting a formation he isn't even using? Calling out the strawman arguments in our enemy's faulty narrative is an assure way of staying on top of the table.
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Jihadi John
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قطع رأس الذين يهينون الله النبي الحقيقي محمد شاكر تحدث الحقيقة السويد هو لنا ، وسوف يموت أوروبا إلى الإسلام, TAKBIRRRR ALLAHU ACKBAR!
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1
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File:PolDinduNuffin.png
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Dindu Nuffin
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He dindu nuffin, he a good boi he was a honor roll student he's been goin to church every week 'bout to get his lyf on track we need mo money fo dem programs das rayciss man poleece brutality hands up dont shoot
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??
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0
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Christ Chan
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Reminder that /pol/ is a christian board
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0
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File:PolRandPaul.jpg
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Rand Paul
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