/his/
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We Didn't Start the Fire
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/his/ - History & Humanities
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Founded
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October 31, 2015
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Owner
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Voltaire
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IRL manager
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None (Searching)
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Team colors
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Chat color
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FCD405 Holy Roman Yellow
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Ranking
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44 ( 12)
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Highest rank
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44 (May 22, 2016)
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Lowest rank
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56 (April 17, 2016)
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Top scorer
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>Holy>Roman>Empire (13)
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Top assister
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Bismarck (5)
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Captain
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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Website
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/his/ - History & Humanities
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Nickname
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/his/torians
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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3
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0
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3
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6
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50%
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Elite Cup
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Appearances
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0 (First in Never)
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Best result
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,
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Babby Cup
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Appearances
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1 (First in Spring 2016)
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Best result
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21st, Spring 2016
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Team music
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Kits
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Home kit
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Away kit
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Not long after the great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan, the anons of this new board came together to form themselves a team to represent them in the 4chan Cup. After a great start in the 2016 Spring Fetus, /his/ qualified for the 2016 Spring Babby Cup but failed to advance. The team hopes to get another shot at making the Elite level in the Autumn Babby.
Exports
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Aesthetic Export for 2016 || Tactical Export for Spring 2016 || Music Export
Roster
- Main Article: /his/ roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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10
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Christian Dark Ages
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7
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Gaius
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9
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Aulus
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14
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#TRENCHFOOT
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31
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Carl von Clausewitz (Glorifed Cheerleader)
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4
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Diogenes
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94
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Mongolian Horse Archer
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96
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Vlad the Implier
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3
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Bismarck
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89
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Napoleon
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71
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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No.
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Position
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Player
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12
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Great Wall of China
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13
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Julius Caesar
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22
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>spooks
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15
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Muh Legions
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16
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Finnic Jedi Knights
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17
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Ancient Finnish God Emperor
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18
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GAULED
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19
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Charlememe
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21
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Black Hannibal
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25
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Shitposting Cossack
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24
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Mosley
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23
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Empire for Sale
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History
2016 Spring Campaign
Founded in Fall 2015, /his/ had their first official match in the 2016 Spring Fetus against the shitposters of /v/. The /v/irgins struck first as a blue hedgehog flew across the field, but >HRE rallied the /his/torians just before the half to tie the game. Then, in a moment of pure spaghetti, the /v/ manager went too far with his meme tactics and sent his team into disarray, which gave >HRE a hat-trick and Bismarck a goal of his own. First match, first hat-trick, first win, 4-1 /his/.
/his/ would also deliver a 4-1 shellacking to /co/, but fall to /toy/ in a disappointing 1-3 loss. In spite of failing to master-race Group B, /his/ would still qualify for the Spring Babby as the second best team in the Fetus.
In the Babby Cup, /his/ first faced /lit/ in Group C, where a floundering defense gave up 5 goals before the half. The resolute >HRE refused to give up, however, and proceeded to go on a scoring rampage of 5 goals in 29 minutes. Two miscues from Bismarck and Mosley denied /his/ an equalizer, but the team had turned a 0-5 game into a 5-6 loss.
Scoring was not as plentiful in the match against /o/, where /his/ would be shutout in a 0-1 loss. Fighting to prevent relegation back to the Fetus, /his/ gave it their all against /cm/ for a 3-2 win, cementing a spot in the Autumn Babby Cup.
Match Log
Recent & Upcoming Official Matches
Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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Previous Official Matches
Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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April 15, 2016
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/v/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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4-1 W
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64'
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April 16, 2016
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/co/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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4-1 W
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33' Vlad the Implier 36'
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April 17, 2016
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/toy/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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1-3 L
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 64'
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May 6, 2016
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/lit/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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5-6 L
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
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May 8, 2016
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/o/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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0-1 L
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May 14, 2016
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/cm/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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3-2 W
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Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66'
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Unofficial Matches
Team Statistics
Goalscorers
Player
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Goals
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Assists
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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13
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0
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Bismarck
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3
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5
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Vlad the Implier
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1
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3
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Napoleon
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0
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4
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Mongolian Horse Archer
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0
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2
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Carl von Clausewitz
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0
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1
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Charlememe
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0
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1
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Goalkeepers
Player
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Starts
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Goals Allowed
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Saves
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Clean Sheets
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Great Wall of China
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4
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1.25 / match
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9
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0
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Christian Dark Ages
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1
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3 / match
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3
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0
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Julius Caesar
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1
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6 / match
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3
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0
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Records
Holder
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Date
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Record
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Match
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/his/
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May 6, 2016
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Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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May 6, 2016
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(Tied) Most goals scored in one match by a single player with 5.
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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May 6, 2016
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Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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May 6, 2016
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Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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Rivalries
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The Spooker Bowl
Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.
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0-0-1
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The Hiro Bowl
/trash/ and /his/ are the first two boards added by Hiroshima Nagasaki to have teams in the 4chan Cup. Both teams made their unofficial debut together on January 30, 2016, during the 2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies, when /trash/ defeated /his/ 3-2 in a close match between close teams.
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0-0-1
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Gallery
- "Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."
- — DrBorisG, 2016
>HRE smugly celebrating a goal
Great defense, /otherteam/ :^)
L'capitan dribbling up the pitch
>Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match
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