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Sub Starter Silver Gold

Goalkeepers

Pos. Picture Name Description Number Cups Played/Position Played
  GK
AirportGeneral.jpg Airport General Mark IX X XI
The longest standing player of /n/ and now in his 9th 10th 11th edition. Where the richer folk of /n/ come to burn cash on going to airports for the thrill of seeing a terminal.
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  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK
Baconrider.jpg Baconrider
When not trekking through the American countryside, /n/'s most lovable paraplegic tripfag guards the goal from his handbike.
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  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK
  GK

Defenders

Pos. Picture Name Description Number Cups Played/Position Played
  CB
OldSteel10Speed.jpg Old Steel 10 Speed
The go to bike for dumb shits who don't understand that bikes are highly specialised pieces of equiptment
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  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
Fred.jpg FRED
To put it simply, I'm better than you. Get the fuck off my road you fucking scrublord. Follow the rules of the road or we're not gonna have a good time cycling on the road. On the road man. THE ROAD.
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N/A
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  LB
CagerRage.jpg Cager Rage
If you've ever needed to fight off a hoard of angry jews with a mexican stranger, you'll understand
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  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
  LB
  LB
  LB
  LB
  RB
Tram.png Tram
Trams. Mother natures most beautiful creature. Found roaming around several major cities, they are known for their habituation to the human populace, often carrying them around for seemingly no cost. LRT's, their sister clade, have been known to share similar behavioural traits with the inner city trams. Sometimes, natures most beautiful creatures are the ones closest to home.
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N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
  RB
  RB
  CB
BulletTrains.jpg Bullet Trains
Will run you down as fast as a...no, that joke's too easy
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  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
90sRigidMTB.jpg 90's Rigid MTB
Replace your OTS or your fixie with a 90's Rigid MTB with slicks. All the cool kids are doing it.
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N/A N/A N/A
  LB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
FreeWheelNoBrakes.png Free Wheel No Brakes
I can't work in an office. I don't like wearing suits. I like to ride. Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. The bike cannot coast. The pedals never stop turning. Can't stop. Don't want to either. There are 1,500 bike messengers on the streets of New York City. You can e-mail it, FedEx it, fax it, scan it, but when none of that shit works and this thing has to be at that place by this time, you need us.
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N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
  CB
  CB
  LB
Velomobile.png Velomobile
Je moet Nederlands zijn om een Velomobile te mogen hebben.
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N/A
  RB
  RB
  RB
  LB
  LB
  LB
  LB
  RB
SlamTheStem.jpg Slam That Stem
We have to go deeper
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  RB
  RB
  RB
  LB
  RB
  RB
  RB
  RB

Midfielders

Pos. Picture Name Description Number Cups Played/Position Played
  DMF
ForeverShinkansen.png Forever Shinkansen
Every day I listen to my heart. RIP Shinkansen, your gets live on.
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  CMF
  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
  CMF
Bepsi.png Bepsi
So I went to WacDonalds and asked for a Bepsi, but they gave me a Cole instead. I thought I asked for a Bepsi. What's the deal with that? This kind of mistrust is why we only drink Pocari Sweat in these parts.
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N/A
  CMF
  CMF
  AMF
  CF
  AMF
  CMF
  CMF
  CMF
BlimpTrain.jpg Blimp Train
Unquestionably the most practical and economic form of transportation. One of /n/'s many innovative business schemes.
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  LB
  LB
  LB
  LB
  CMF
  DMF
  SS
  CMF
  AMF
F40PH.jpg F40PH
Despite it's origins on /b/, F40PH maintains a firm foothold in /n/ history. Not only for it's anti-furry fridays, but because it's responsible for possibly the only sticky /n/ ever has and ever will have. Thanks mods!
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  AMF
  AMF
  CMF
  DMF
  CMF
  CMF
  CMF
  AMF
  AMF
ILikeTrains.png I Like Trains
He like trains.
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  SS
  SS
  SS
  AMF
  AMF
  SS
  AMF
  AMF
  DMF
MonsterThighs.jpg Monster Thighs
/fit/ will tell you not to skip leg day. On /n/, every day is leg day.


Every day
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  DMF
  DMF
  CB
  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
  DMF
SteelIsReel.jpg Steel Is Reel
Carbon fibre getting BTFO. Enjoy getting shards of cancer in your ass when your bike shatters. I'll be here on my superior steel frame you fucking hipster fred nerd.
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N/A N/A N/A
  DMF
  CMF
  DMF
  CMF
  DMF
  CMF
LiveFromPrague.png Live From Prague
If you want to get comfy, you can join /n/ on a tour of Prague. Every day the Prague tram system opens its doors with its railcam on the roof, allowing folks from all over the world to enjoy a comfy tram ride around slavland.
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N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
  CMF
  CMF
  CMF
OHereFuckYou.png /o/ Here Fuck You
"Hey, I just thought I'd go out of my way to come to your board that I quite frankly despise, open this specific thread and seek you, yes, you out just to tell you that you are, in fact, a faggot. Bait? What's that?"
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N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
  CMF
  CMF
  AMF
TiteGapz.jpg Tite Gapz
Motherfucking tite gapz are what makes a bike a 10/10. What's even the point of owning a bike if you aren't salmoning through oncoming traffic? Fucking git gud and saw off your handlebars you casual scrub.
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  AMF
  CF
  CF
  CF
  SS
  CF
  SS
  AMF

Attackers

Pos. Picture Name Description Number Cups Played/Position Played
  CF
HipsterFixie.jpg Hipster Fixie
Some men enjoy the simple pleasures in life. Others enjoy riding a fixed gear bike through heavy traffic because "it's what mother nature wants, man". He doesn't get on well with most of the team and is often seen deeming training as "too mainstream". Preferred formation is a 1-2-6-1. 2deep4u.
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  CF
  AMF
  AMF
  AMF
  DMF
  AMF
  SS
  CF
  CF
TrapAssPussy.png Trap Ass Pussy
Yowamushi Pedal is an anime about girly shota homosexuals in tight lycra chasing eachothers asses. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
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N/A
  CMF
  DMF
  CF
  AMF
  CMF
  SS
  CF

Former Players

Pos. Picture Name Description Number Cups Played/Position Played
FuckingBikefags.jpg Fucking Bikefags
"I talked about trains once and it was awful" - Bikefags, every single day since 2010
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  GK
N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
SeaCoffin.jpg Sea Coffin
Francesco Schettino is a gentleman of high standards. He enjoys his boats like his whisky: On the rocks
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  CB
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GAG.jpg /gag/
General Aviation General is where the aspiring pilots of /n/ go to talk about their experiences of pilot's school and how even the dumbest of fucks can probably get in if you're rich enough
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  CB
N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
HARDCORE.jpg H A R D C O R E
Have you ever biked up a mountain in the snow with a headwind for at least 3 hours?
If so, you are H A R D C O R E
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  CB
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YowamushiPedal.png Yowamushi Pedal
Pathetic weeaboo, angsty shotacon, generic husbando, macho man, fat fuck and fuccboi do gay shit and win bike races singing for the princess. Quite simply the greatest anime of all time.


Was split into 2 different reps for the 2014 Winter Cup; Bepsi and Trap Ass Pussy
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  RB
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HighRoller.png High Roller
The latest addition to the Innovatio/n/ series of transport is the High Roller. A bike so extreme that manufacturers don't deem themselves worthy enough to produce it.
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  DMF
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Craigslist.png Craigslist
Contracted for $100. Only been "used" for "six months" beforehand. In "pristine condition".
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  CMF
N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
LufthansaSlaveship.jpg Lufthansa Slaveship
Feel like your commercial airlines are lacking in style? Tired of being cramped up in a sitting position on a stuffy airline? Feel nostalgia towards your ancestors being kidnapped and forced in to American coffin ships? Lufthansa has teamed up with a crack team of engineers to design not only the most comfortable people carrier, but also the most cost efficient, AND with the highest fatality rate! Lufthansa, there's no better way to fly.
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N/A
  CB
  CB
N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
AmericanO.jpg American O
The O-Gauge is the be all and end all of Model Trains. An American O-Gauge? Well that's just the most god damned patriotic thing I've ever seen in my life. God Bless America.
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N/A
  CB
  LB
N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
PilotsLicense.jpg Pilots License
Pilot's License is the ultimate goal for the many aspiring pilots of /n/ and the easiest way to win a dickwaving contest if daddy's millions of dollars doesn't work.
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  CB
  GK
  DMF
N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
Strava.png Strava
/n/'s Forever Shinkansen group on Strava is where cycling contest are held between /n/thusiasts. Endurance, speed and climb are all taken in to account as /n/ pretends they're anywhere close to a professional level
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  RB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
  CB
N/A N/A
MilwaukeeRoad.png Milwaukee Road
Milwaukee Road Autist, Thu 28 May 2015, 09:42:01 No.823938
It's a conspiracy I tell you. A damned conspiracy. The Amtrak executives felt threatened. The electrified rails were going to take over America. It was revolutionary! They feared the Milwaukee Road. They pushed it away. They de-electrified it. It's the biggest mistake in American transport history and you can't say otherwise. I'm an expert at this. N-no... i-it wasn't because passenger numbers were decreasing... it was a conspiracy...
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N/A N/A N/A
  CB
  CB
  CB
N/A N/A
Unifliz.jpg Unifliz
Affordable, Efficient, Environmentally Friendly. The unifliz is revolutionary to the world of transport.
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N/A
  LB
  CMF
  CMF
  RB
  RB
N/A N/A
FuckThePolice.jpg Fuck The Police
Cycling laws? Nope. Yielding? Fuck that. Cycling on the sidewalk? Who cares. Fuck that shit I do what I want. I'm a cyclist, whatchya gonna do about it?
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  CMF
  CMF
  CMF
  CMF
  CMF
  CMF
N/A N/A