/s4s/ Roster
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The official roster of [s4s]. WIP: Very bare-bones at the moment, will be updated over time.
| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
| Position | Name | Picture | Description |
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Swaglord | 
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Best mod on all of 4chan, sometimes posts in Comic Sans and Papyruse |
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#fortune | 
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Your Fortune: Godly Goalkeeping |
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Walruse | 
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Expecting a description? Too bad, you've been walrused. |
Defenders
| Position | Name | Picture | Description |
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Ebin | 
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simbly ebin :DDDDDD |
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:^) | 
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Nothing is mean if it has a cheeky smiley at the end :^) |
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Frontpage Chaika | 
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The starting roster of [s4s] is the front page of virtual memeball. Who better than Chaika to occupy it? CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE! |
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Dubs | 
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Check 'em. |
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Ass | 
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Ass |
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wew lad | 
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wew |
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Flowre | 
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/s4s/'s resident bruiser, brought in whenever the team needs to show their opponent who's boss in the most physical manner possible (before getting immediately ejected). She leaves all her violence on the pitch, however, and is a nice, quiet meme whenever she's not in play. |
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Donut Man | 
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One of [s4s]'s first ebin memes, he devours the opponent's strikers like he devours his powdered-sugar-covered donuts. Benched for failing to trim the weight gained from excessive consumption of donuts. |
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Doge | 
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wow such defense many bench |
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Youd Be Surprise | 
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Expecting a hot girl? Youd be surprise |
Midfielders
| Position | Name | Picture | Description |
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Awoo~ | 
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awoo~ |
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The teeth Girl | 
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the teeth girl |
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Nice Grill | 
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THIS IS BEARY NICE BOARD RUDEPOSTERS PLS GO |
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Le Millenom Girl | 
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le millenom girl, le millenom girl |
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BAVI | 
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Snek Court | 
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Snek Court is now in session |
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D A N K M E M E S | 
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"Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to BROWSE DANK MEMES."
The whole reason for [s4s]'s existence, D A N K M E M E S is personified by the Gnome Child character from Runescape. |
Forwards
| Position | Name | Picture | Description |
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Topkek | 
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[s4s]'s first and best ebic meem :^D |
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Keksandra | 
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Best tan, best striker. |
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Patrick Bateman |
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In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. |