Group G of the 2017 4chan Winter Cup contained the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/asp/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
4 |
0 |
4 |
7
|
/s4s/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
6
|
/u/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
4
|
/n/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
1 |
8 |
-7 |
0
|
/asp/ v /u/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Tokyo Dome
|
11 February 2016, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1415
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
VACANT |
|
|
|
|
|
Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres |
|
|
|
|
|
Shovelman |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Airshit |
86' |
|
|
|
|
Krispen Wah |
|
|
|
|
|
THE GAY COMMUNITY |
|
|
|
|
|
Pipebomb |
70' |
|
|
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Bruce Lee |
|
|
|
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|
CM Phil |
|
|
|
|
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Big Match John |
|
|
|
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BROTHER NERO |
|
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Substitutions:
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|
Multiple Attackers |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Eye Poke Jones |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Deannetty |
86' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Madokami |
|
|
|
|
|
Science Babies |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Ano Route |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Goggles |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Fingering for World Peace |
|
|
|
|
|
Feito-chan |
|
|
|
|
|
Macarons |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Akkarin |
4' |
|
|
|
|
Teru Time |
|
|
|
|
|
Purest Form of Love |
|
|
|
|
|
Homucifer |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Kuma Shock |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Angst and Drama |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Intertwined Fingers |
70' |
|
|
Manager:
|
/u/ Council
|
|
Man of the Match:
VACANT (/asp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
2
|
|
5
|
(1)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
3
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
83
|
|
88
|
Crosses
|
5
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
7
|
|
11
|
Tackles
|
8
|
|
11
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
0
|
|
/s4s/ v /n/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
|
11 February 2016, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1395
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Swaglord |
|
|
|
|
|
Doge |
|
|
|
|
|
wew lad |
78' |
|
|
|
|
:^) |
|
|
|
|
|
Youd be surprise |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Awoo~ |
|
|
|
|
|
D A N K M E M E S |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Nice Grill |
|
|
|
|
|
Keksandra |
|
|
|
|
|
Topkek |
|
|
|
|
|
Patrick Bateman |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Ass |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Donut Man |
66' |
|
|
|
|
BAVI |
78' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Shouganaina !!+HJ7qWns8oA Squidposter !!f7B52+V5XS3
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Airport General Mk. XI |
|
|
|
|
|
Cager Rage |
78' |
|
|
|
|
FRED |
|
|
|
|
|
Old Steel 10-Speed |
|
|
|
|
|
Tram |
78' |
|
|
|
|
Steel is Reel |
|
|
|
|
|
Forever Shinkansen |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Bepsi |
|
|
|
|
|
Blimp Train |
|
|
|
|
|
I Like Trains |
90+1' |
|
|
|
|
Hipster Fixie |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Trap Ass Pussy |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Velomobile |
78' |
|
|
|
|
Slam That Stem |
78' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
|
|
Man of the Match:
Patrick Bateman (/s4s/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
49
|
|
51
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
3
|
(6)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
82
|
|
83
|
Crosses
|
5
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
10
|
|
12
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
3
|
|
/asp/ v /s4s/
Background: In the greatest cup ever, /s4s/ helped out /asp/ by letting them drop two goals in six minutes to win 2–1. However, a year and a half later, /s4s/ knocked /asp/ out of the cup on benuldies.
Stadium: Tokyo Dome
|
17 February 2016, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1193
|
Big Match John 26'
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
VACANT |
|
|
|
|
|
Roman Reigns |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Multiple Attackers |
|
|
|
|
|
McDojo |
83' |
|
|
|
|
Krispen Wah |
|
|
|
|
|
Eye Poke Jones |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Pipebomb |
90+3' |
|
|
|
|
Bruce Lee |
|
|
|
|
|
CM Phil |
|
|
|
|
|
Big Match John |
|
|
|
|
|
BROTHER NERO |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Crossfit Jesus |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Shovelman |
83' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Swaglord |
|
|
|
|
|
Frontpage Chaika |
|
|
|
|
|
wew lad |
|
|
|
|
|
:^) |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Le Millenom Girl |
|
|
|
|
|
Awoo~ |
70' |
|
|
|
|
D A N K M E M E S |
|
|
|
|
|
Nice Grill |
|
|
|
|
|
Keksandra |
|
|
|
|
|
Topkek |
|
|
|
|
|
Patrick Bateman |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Flowre |
70' |
|
|
|
|
Ass |
70' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Shouganaina !!+HJ7qWns8oA Squidposter !!f7B52+V5XS3
|
|
Man of the Match:
Big Match John (/asp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
12
|
|
3
|
(6)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
1
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
90
|
|
82
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
5
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
10
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
5
|
|
/u/ v /n/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Sei Michael Joshi Gakuen
|
17 February 2016, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1252
|
Purest Form of Love 12' Homucifer 18'
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Madokami |
|
|
|
|
|
Are You A Lolicon? |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Onee-sama |
|
|
|
|
|
Goggles |
86' |
|
|
|
|
Ano Route |
|
|
|
|
|
Touching Paddles |
|
|
|
|
|
Archdyke |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Akkarin |
|
|
|
|
|
Teru Time |
|
|
|
|
|
Purest Form of Love |
|
|
|
|
|
Homucifer |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Kuma Shock |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Dai Dai Daisuki |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Angst and Drama |
86' |
|
|
Manager:
|
/u/ Council
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Airport General Mk. XI |
|
|
|
|
|
Velomobile |
83' |
|
|
|
|
FRED |
|
|
|
|
|
90s Rigid MTB |
|
|
|
|
|
Slam That Stem |
83' |
|
|
|
|
Live from Prague |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Bepsi |
|
|
|
|
|
Blimp Train |
|
|
|
|
|
I Like Trains |
|
|
|
|
|
Trap Ass Pussy |
|
|
|
|
|
Hipster Fixie |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Forever Shinkansen |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Free Wheel, No Brakes |
83' |
|
|
|
|
/o/ here, fuck you |
83' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
|
|
Man of the Match:
Teru Time (/u/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
42
|
|
58
|
Shots (on target)
|
10
|
|
5
|
(6)
|
|
(2)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
80
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
10
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
14
|
|
9
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
/s4s/ v /u/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
|
19 February 2016, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1536
|
Topkek 38', 43'
|
|
28' Homucifer
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Walruse |
|
|
|
|
|
Doge |
|
|
|
|
|
Dubs |
87' |
|
|
|
|
:^) |
71' |
|
|
|
|
Le Millenom Girl |
|
|
|
|
|
The Teeth Girl |
|
|
|
|
|
Awoo~ |
71' |
|
|
|
|
D A N K M E M E S |
|
|
|
|
|
Keksandra |
|
|
|
|
|
Topkek |
|
|
|
|
|
Patrick Bateman |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
wew lad |
71' |
|
|
|
|
Ass |
71' |
|
|
|
|
Flowre |
87' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Shouganaina !!+HJ7qWns8oA Squidposter !!f7B52+V5XS3
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Madokami |
|
|
|
|
|
Science Babies |
|
|
|
|
|
Ano Route |
|
|
|
|
|
Onee-sama |
|
|
|
|
|
Punished Bocchi |
62' |
|
|
|
|
Touching Paddles |
|
|
|
|
|
Feito-chan |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Teru Time |
|
|
|
|
|
Akkarin |
|
|
|
|
|
Purest Form of Love |
|
|
|
|
|
Homucifer |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Macarons |
62' |
|
|
|
|
Archdyke |
87' |
|
|
Manager:
|
/u/ Council
|
|
Man of the Match:
Topkek (/s4s/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
53
|
|
47
|
Shots (on target)
|
3
|
|
12
|
(2)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
4
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
2
|
Passes completed (%)
|
83
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
9
|
Interceptions
|
9
|
|
13
|
Tackles
|
10
|
|
9
|
Saves
|
6
|
|
0
|
|
/n/ v /asp/
Background: The first time /n/ and /asp/ met was a terrible 0–0 slurper in the 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies. A year later, /asp/ clobbered /n/ to give them the Wooden Spoon.
Stadium: KONAMI Stadium
|
19 February 2016, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1506
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Airport General Mk. XI |
|
|
|
|
|
Cager Rage |
80' |
|
|
|
|
FRED |
|
|
|
|
|
90s Rigid MTB |
|
|
|
|
|
Slam That Stem |
80' |
|
|
|
|
Forever Shinkansen |
|
|
|
|
|
Blimp Train |
|
|
|
|
|
Bepsi |
|
|
|
|
|
F40PH |
80' |
|
|
|
|
I Like Trains |
35' |
|
|
|
|
Hipster Fixie |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Old Steel 10-Speed |
80' |
|
|
|
|
/o/ here, fuck you |
80' |
|
|
|
|
Trap Ass Pussy |
80' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
VACANT |
|
|
|
|
|
Roman Reigns |
|
|
|
|
|
Multiple Attackers |
80' |
|
|
|
|
Deannetty |
80' |
|
|
|
|
Krispen Wah |
80' |
80' |
|
|
|
Bork Lazer |
|
|
|
|
|
FUCK THIS COMPANY |
|
|
|
|
|
Bruce Lee |
|
|
|
|
|
CM Phil |
|
|
|
|
|
Big Match John |
|
|
|
|
|
BROTHER NERO |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Airshit |
80' |
|
|
|
|
McDojo |
80' |
|
|
|
|
American Dragon |
80' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
|
|
Man of the Match:
Bork Lazer (/asp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
57
|
|
43
|
Shots (on target)
|
4
|
|
5
|
(3)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes completed (%)
|
86
|
|
80
|
Crosses
|
9
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
15
|
Tackles
|
10
|
|
14
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
2
|
|