/g/ Roster

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Main Roster

Starters

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description
GK	1	Stallman		Richard Matthew Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation and GNU project. Also known as rms. Check out his personal website at stallman.org.
CB	9	*BSD		Berkley Software Distribution. A lesser known cousin of GNU/Linux.
CB	3	Battlestation		A common thread that occurs on /g/ in which people post their setups and sometimes there are hilarious posts.
CB	4	Mechanical Keyboards		Is it a gimmick or a genuinely good alternative to your average keyboard? It has to be the latter. /g/ loves Mechanical Keyboards for their signature noise, feel and benefits. There is also a general on /g/ which discusses the keyboards - /mkg/
DMF	29	SICP		A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/.
CMF	5	Terry A. Davis		Notorious American Programmer who started development for TempleOS in 2003 after a brutal series of manic episodes which left him hospitalised. Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's third temple. According to Davis TempleOS is of 'Divine' intellect due to the inspired nature of the code. According to Davis, God said to create the operating system with 640x480, 16 colors display and a single audio voice.
AMF	7	Programming Socks		Is it /lgbt/-induced faggotry or is it a comfy alternative to your average socks? /g/ seems to have people who think the latter and they post images of themselves wearing their striped girly socks.
RMF	26	Thinkpad		IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy. Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using.
LMF	10	Botnet		Chrome? Botnet. Windows? Botnet. To /g/, a botnet is any software that isn't free as in freedom.
SS	14	No Time for Love		Desktop Thread
CF	11	Install Gentoo		"Hey /g/, what distro should I install?"

Substitutes

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description
GK	16	Common Sense		Instead of bothering /g/, why don't you try to use a little Common Sense™, now completely free and libre!
CB	85	GIVE IT BACK JAMAL		People commonly come to /g/ asking about unlocking their "non-stolen" phone and the reply is always GIVE IT BACK JAMAL
CB	2	Tay.ai		Tay was an artificial intelligence chatterbot that was originally released by Microsoft Corporation via Twitter on March 23, 2016; it caused subsequent controversy when the bot began to post tweets deemed offensive and among the likes of anti-semitic and racist. The bot was eventually shut down very quickly after release to stop it's hilarious tweets.
CB	96	Housefires		nVidia's "Fermi" line of graphics cards ran notoriously hot and were said to cause housefires. Nvidia™ The Way It's Meant to be Played©
DMF	17	Green Is My Pepper		A legendary green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP.
CMF	19	Something Happened		The infamous and unhelpful error message that was supplied in recent versions of the windows operating system. When enemy strikers attempt to enter the /g/ midfield, They will be stopped and greeted by Something Happened.
CMF	18	CS Grad		Examples of awful code such as the type that a Computer Science graduate might write. CS majors can be found saying such things as "I'm doing CS so I can make games!"
RMF	20	CloverOS		CloverOS GNU/Linux is scripts that creates a Gentoo image and a packages repo (Binhost) that contains unique USE flags and CFLAGS. It aims to be a fast, poetterfrei, lightweight out of the box desktop. It has a large following on /g/ with a general frequently appearing on the board.
LMF	61	No Drivers		ATI's drivers had issues, Serious Issues. With years of experience on the /g/ team of having absolutely no drivers.
AMF	42	Pajeet		Pajeet is a general name for Indian people. These people invade /g/ and the technology business, they also shit on our carpets and streets. Those bastards!
AMF	43	Mitu		Mitu is the cute and adorable mascot of the popular Chinese technology giant Xiaomi. Loved by /csg/ and others
SS	23	Terrorist Watch		Also known as the Casio F-91W, /g/ loves this watch for being durable, reliable, and dirt cheap. These same features also caught the attention of the expert time-bomb manufacturers of al-Qaeda, leading it to be determined as 'the sign of al-Qaeda' and a contributing factor to continued detention of prisoners by the analysts stationed at Guantánamo Bay. [1]