/po/

/po/
Live Long and PAYPUH.
/po/ - Papercraft and Origami
Founded March 2012 IRL manager Managers Soryuu !!o16SVJJscF1 SirBaconson !!UMasemWL9wQ Team colors Chat color E4EDED Paper White Ranking 37 () Highest rank 21 (September, 2013) Lowest rank 56 (May, 2016) Top scorer 1,000 Cranes (15) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Broken Printer Website /po/ - Papercraft and Origami Nickname the /po/opers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 13 9 22 44 29.55%
GF GA GD 71 91 -20
Biggest win /tv/  0–5  /po/ August 16, 2013 Biggest defeat /po/  0–5  /a/ August 24, 2013 First match /po/  2–5  /an/ March 17, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 3 (First in 2013 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 15th, 2014 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 9 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 9th, 2013 Spring and 2017 Spring
Team music
Anthem Lou Christie - Paper Song Goal horn Gorilla Zoe - Paper Moneygami's Goal Horn Ted DiBiase & Shane McMahon Mash Up - "Here Comes What It's All About" Broken Printer's Goal Horn Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (start goalhorn at 0:47)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.

/po/ figure that victory in the 2017 4chan Summer Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming the 2017 4chan Summer Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.

History

/po/ History

PAPER ALL THE WAY (to the Elites)

After viewing the action of the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers as its host, the group draw sent /po/ to Group A, with the most (or possibly the least) interesting teams to face off against. Group A reunited the paper brigade with /t/, their last match occuring in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers in which they both qualified. Their second opponent, /adv/, is a more familiar face, both teams winning a game against each other. Finally, a new opponent returns after a dismal showing in the 2017 4chan Winter Cup in the form of /p/.

An airborne kick by Paper Plane helps /po/ in their hope to return to the elusive Elite Cup.

With the very first match of the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup, /po/ would begin their year against a team that placed a curse on their "older brother" /pol/. Though the manager of /adv/ was not present, this match wasn't going to be an easy win for /po/, either. The match began, and just like that, Paper Plane immediately flew into Relationshit, and would recieve a yellow card in less than 30 seconds of game time. A strange blunder by Pepakura at the 24th minute caused the ball to be popped straight up. Suicide managed to head the ball towards Relationshit as it dropped, and /po/ would concede the first goal. Graphig would land a mid-range shot past the keeper before being subbed off at 77', tying the game. Paper Plane would cement the comeback with a flying shot late in the game, and it would end in a 2-1 victory, their first win in 2017.

Diagram Request's blooter goal that helped confirm /po/ for the 2017 4chan Summer Cup.

/po/'s second match would be against their friend from the 2016 Autumn Qualifiers, /t/. These two teams shared much more in common than many would think of: Neither have been to an elite cup since the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, both have been stuck in disarray from being laughingstock teams in the babbies, both being run on autopilot for a time, and both failing to even qualify into the Babbies. It'd be a long time coming for either team to advance to the Round of 16 and an Elite Cup, and the winner of this match would do just that. /po/ set the offensive tempo early, and after two corner kicks and 11 minutes of game time, Paper Plane snuck a shot and let it bounce off the trollpost and into the net for a 1-0 lead. Several teanse moments of back-and-forth offense from both teams would happen after. /t/ would get several chances to score, but the /po/ defense, led by Cutting Mat, stopped them every chance they could get. At the 81st minute, Broken Printer stole the ball deep in /t/ territory and ran like hell to try and score. Sadly, the shot was blocked by Shemales, but Diagram Request was behind the play and sent a shot from deep in the penalty box to confirm /po/'s destiny, as they advanced to the Round of 16 on a 2-0 win.

The /po/ team celebrating X-Acto's header goal vs /g/.

/po/ were able to relax and mess around in their last match vs /p/. Though two goals would get past the Cutting Mat, /po/ would start to play seriously after that. No more goals would get by the PAYPUH defense and the game would stay at a 2-0 win for /p/. After watching /t/ claim the top of possibly the most lethargic group in 4chan Cup history, /po/ were instead drawn into the Round of 16 against counter-offensive titan /g/, who had topped their group despite some stiff competition. Paper Plane set the tempo early at the 8 minute mark with a breakaway goal after a contested header between X-Acto and /g/ defender Housefires landed at his wings, but it would be met with kekoff abuse from Install Gentoo, the game tied at 1-1 in just 10 minutes of game time. Broken Printer would have a chance at a goal from a well-timed pass from Stallman, but the shot was deflected away. It was picked up by the cranes, who lobbed it up to X-Acto. The trusty scalpel with the perfect cut took a stab, knocking the ball past Stallman and into the net to retake the lead on minute 33, and the half would conclude on a 2-1 lead for the papermen. At the beginning of the second half, the /g/ offense would make the most of kekoff abuse for the second time, and Thinkpad would score a goal past Pepakura to make the game 2-2. But the goals wouldn't stop there. In just 6 minutes after the second half began, /g/ would gain a second goal by Install Gentoo, pushing them ahead. Several chances were gained as the game went on, but Stallman would not yield a third goal and the game would end as a tough 3-2 loss. The /po/ team would end a successful Babby Cup with 9th place outright, tying their best Babby Cup position, as they look forward to Summer.

The One True Rivalry

/i/ - Slow Ass Bowl There has always been a debate as to who was the slower board, /po/ or /i/? The debate been brought into the 4chan Cup when /i/ was formed by a bunch of pathetic weeaboo hobos who have too much time and grease on their hands. They also constitute the most "friendly" board's one and only rivalry, these suckers are low enough to make an enemy out of /po/. Neither board decided to be faster than the other during the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers and their only game was a 3-3 draw. The /po/ team will do all it can to scream at the "designers" of /i/ so that they can sod off to the nearest candy store where they belong, and to prove that mentally unstable papercraft is indeed superior to mentally unstable scribblings and ramblings of a pretentious, homeless twat. Eat shit, /i/. - The current /po/ manager

0-1-0

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Cutting Mat 80   CB Sticky When? 36   CB Mountain Fold 26   CB Valley Fold 99   DMF >>>/pol/ 23   LMF Template 10   RMF X-Acto 7   AMF Broken Printer 8   CMF Paper Plane 4   SS Moneygami 9   SS 1000 Cranes

No. Position Player 88   GK Pepakura 2   CB No Progress 66   CB Big Head Mode 11   LB Crease Pattern 6   RB Origami Dice 43   DMF Kusudama 25   DMF Thick Card Stock 5   LMF Graphig 69   RMF Diagram Request 3   AMF PDO 81   LWF Cubecraft 12   RWF Tacky Glue

Match History

Cup Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 17, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-5 L	X-Acto  22' Big Head Mode  89'
March 17, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	X-Acto  75'
October 13, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Paper Plane  19'
October 13, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Paper Plane  83'
October 19, 2012	/fa/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Paper Plane  84'
May 3, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 W	Paper Goat  26', 67' Chapsy  79'
May 5, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2 D	Paper Cut  11' Chapsy  70'
May 11, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Moneygami  16' Paper Plane  81'
May 18, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Paper Cut  43'
August 16, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	5-0 W	Paper Cut  13', 25', 88' Moneygami  32' Paper Plane  43'
August 18, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 24, 2013	/a/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-5 L
November 15, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Chapsy  10'
November 17, 2013	/asp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
November 23, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
April 4, 2014	/y/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W video link	Template  20' Chapsy  57'
April 6, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L video link
April 18, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-0 W video link	Chapsy  55' Moneygami 58' Paper Cut  60', 89'
April 19, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L video link	Paper Goat  67'
April 26, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L video link	Paper Plane  41' Paper Goat  51'
July 19, 2014	/gif/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D video link	Paper Plane  22'
July 25, 2014	/tg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W video link	Paper Cut  44' Template  90+'
July 27, 2014	/toy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 2, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	Moneygami  34'
February 13, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-3 L
February 15, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L
February 21, 2015	/b/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Moneygami  19', 40'
April 25, 2015	/o/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-4 L	Paper Plane  39', 90+'
April 26, 2015	/y/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Paper Plane  8'
May 2, 2015	/adv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	PDO  88' X-Acto  90+'
April 10, 2015	/cm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Paper Plane  22'
October 24, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
October 25, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	1,000 Cranes  19'
November 6, 2015	/trv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Moneygami  23' X-Acto  69'
November 8, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-6 L	X-Acto  44'
April 15, 2016	/i/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	1000 Cranes  26', 45+3' Paper Plane  39'
April 16, 2016	/vg/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-4 L	Graphig  10' 1000 Cranes  35' X-Acto  49'
April 17, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Template  32'
October 8, 2016	/y/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	1000 Cranes  89', 90+2'
October 8, 2016	/t/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	X-Acto  43' 1,000 Cranes  45+2', 83'
October 8, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-2 W	1,000 Cranes  15', 23', 44', 74'
October 28, 2016	/out/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-4 L	1,000 Cranes  45+0', 84' Crease Pattern  76'
October 30, 2016	/jp/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	1,000 Cranes  54'
November 5, 2016	/a/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	1,000 Cranes  90+3'
May 12, 2017	/adv/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	77' Graphig  83' Paper Plane
May 14, 2017	/t/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	11' Paper Plane  83' Diagram Request
May 20, 2017	/p/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-2 L
May 27, 2017	/g/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	9' Paper Plane  34' X-Acto
July 28th, 2017	/vr/	2017 4chan Summer Cup
July 30th, 2017	/trv/	2017 4chan Summer Cup
August 5th, 2017	/jp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup

Friendly Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 14, 2012	/diy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-0 L
May 16, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Paper Plane  69'
June 9, 2012	/k/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Paper Plane  67'
September 2, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	X-Acto  88'
September 15, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	X-Acto  14'
September 22, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Paper Plane  7', 55' Big Head Mode  79'
December 8, 2012	/ic/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
April 7, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	X-Acto  78'
April 7, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Paper Plane  38' X-Acto  40' Tacky Glue  50' Chapsy  52'
June 7, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	5-2 L	Paper Plane  22' Broken Printer  29'
June 8, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 25, 2012	/int/	2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16	3-0 W	Paper Plane  2', 17', 90+3'
December 25, 2012	/h/	2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals	2-2 W (3-2)	Paper Cut  63', 84'
December 25, 2012	/y/	2012 Christmas Cup Semifinals	2-1 L	Paper Plane  5'
December 25, 2012	/tv/	2012 Christmas Cup Third Place Match	1-1 L (3-5)	Paper Plane  25'
January 17, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 17, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Template  64' WE NEED A STICKY  67'
February 27, 2015	/t/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Quarterfinals	2-1 L	Paper Plane  34'
August 22, 2015	/m/	Lark's Madness	4-1 L	1000 Cranes  25'

Honors

• 2012 Christmas Cup: 4th place

Downloads

Squad and formation

https://mega.nz/#!RlRHgaxR!YwNtcMz6JwNX01yY0yO2SWP-jvGlz3KStksfyKDhXdo (export for Summer)

Aesthetics

https://mega.nz/#!UxYABaLT!KZmo9ZX-yqu_yKXQmdjBe4269f6DKSRfOIoWNorSyTQ (updated for Summer)

Music

https://mega.nz/#!tcBjyabC!IjsTW8lZpnZA96MMY3dcUoh7PdbBnJUL1SD0ae6fAe0