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The players that will represent 
/sp/ in the next cup.
Goalkeepers
| No. | Name | Picture | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | >de gay | 
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>de gay |
| 1 | Roast Solo | 
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DON'T POST IT |
Defenders
| No. | Name | Picture | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | >Schalke | 
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To the 2014 /wc/ babbies, this refers to an event that happened a long time ago. 4chan posting went down years ago, and the front pages of boards got stuck in place. This left /sp/ with a thread on the front page that mocked a recent result for Schalke in the Bundesliga which had some interesting imagery involving black people. By the time 4chan posting got fixed, it was time for American /sp/, and so the Americans who didn't know what the fuck was going on were amused and kept posting >Schalke. |
| 42 | Please Watch Our League | 
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Please. |
| 99 | Refball | 
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The MVP of every major sport. |
| 18 | 18-1 | 
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One of the greatest chokes in the history of the NFL. The New England Patriots still get shit for this to this day since losing the Super Bowl against a wild card team was that much of an embarrassment. |
| 3 | An Horse | 
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Is An Horse an athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team. |
| 35 | Lelbron | 
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>leshook >lebrick |
| 5 | WENGER OUT | 
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>Arsenal finally not in the Champions League |
| 84 | SKEEEUP | 
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SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP |
| 13 | Tony Kornheiser | 
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WHY.jpg |
| 50 | USA USA USA | 
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Midfield
| No. | Name | Picture | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 96 | THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP | 
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*slips* |
| 12 | UNEXPOSABLE | 
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>le "win everything with a stacked Real Madrid team" man |
| 43 | >he does it for free | 
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NO MONETARY COMPENSATION |
| 6 | £100M for a dabbing Dembele | 
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Manchester United might have paid a tad too much for Paul Pogba. |
| 31 | Universal Choking Sign | 
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Pic unrelated |
| 9 | >Torres | 
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>tfw no champions league trophy with Atletico Madrid |
| 10 | Messi | 
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Some events in the previous season got Messi to no longer be "Punished," but due to poor performances in the previous cup, he was demoted to being a silver player. |
| 11 | Le Cut Inside Man | 
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The nickname given to Arjen Robben due to how he constantly cuts inside during matches. |
| 33 | amd amx | 
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>Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got. |
Forwards
| No. | Name | Picture | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 89 | George Costanza | 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwE7xDZkPk >needing to watch this video ISHYGDDT |
| 7 | TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU | 
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A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. Recently, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy. |
Reserves
| Name | Description |
| RGKnee | A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already. |
| YOU LIKE THAT | AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s |
| Who /a/ here? | A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium. |
| VETTELWINSLOL | Formula 1 meme |
| Is Flacco Elite? | He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called >120 MILLION DOLLARS |
| /trb/ | The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club. |
| UTV Archiver | A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing. |
| Lad Banter | It's just banter, m8. |
| Outlaw | The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today. |
| eatdatpussy445 | A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger. |
| Vaughncouver | Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player. |
| Michael Wilbon | Because.jpg |
| I really, really like women | He really, really likes them |
| System Babby | A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby... |
| Nerman | Brazil's top meme |
| >still at the stadium | It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD? |
| >poop | The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola. |