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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Playstyle
GK	Slut Sanae		SlutSanae is /jp/s trusted and lewd goalkeeper. Rigurous training, year long experience and ancestry to a legendary slut goddess turned Sanae into a true master at handling balls. In the beginning she was mocked as a just a second player Reimu, she soon became known for her acts on and off the field, leaving many dry after facing her. Now SlutSanae is a vital member of the team, playing a critical role in taking off the pressure on the team. She is not without weaknesses though, as she sometimes let's people too easily score on her and come inside. -All her ten desires involve balls, and what's inside them. -Original model by 鯖缶	Offensive Goalkeeper
GK	Captain Meido		The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal? -Original model by yas	Offensive Goalkeeper
GK	truNEET		When she was told she was being drafted into the team, truNEET accepted but only under one condition: She would be on a position where she would have to do absolutely nothing. Since the manager position was already picked, we settled on the next best thing: third goalkeeper. -Original model by kur	Defensive Goalkeeper

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Playstyle
LB	(´・ω・｀)		An emoticon that became (in)famous after it was used frequently in the 2ch story of Denko, where a lonely guy tries to get a girlfriend and fails spectacularly. NOTE TO COMMENTATORS: It's pronounced syobon,	Defensive FB
CB	Why is /jp/ so shitty?		One day, Dawson Leery opened his favorite board with the intention of discussing 2hu feet, his favorite VN or maybe make a cheeky metathread complaining about tripfags. However, much to his dismay, what he found was an endless barrage of 3D idol generals, JAV threads and /a/ crossboarders. He started crying silently and asked to no one in particular: "Why is /jp/ so shitty?".	Build Up
CB	I can feel it in my bones		Touhou 16 is about the four seasons, now let's take a look at Mima. She has a sun in her hat, that's Summer. Her clothes are blue, Winter. Her hair is green, Spring. She is a ghost, when do ghosts come out? On Halloween, and when does Halloween take place? That's right on Autumn. Mima confirmed final boss in Touhou 16.	PS=N/A
RB	wich2huwudufuq		A question that keeps every Touhou fan up at night: Which Touhou would I fuck? Do you go for the innocent lolis like Cirno, or for the experienced hags like Yukari? Vanilla lovemaking with Youmu, or the most depraved sexual acts with Sanae? Do you go for a normal human girl like Reimu or Marisa or you prefer more exotic stuff, such as Wakasagihime? Whatever your tastes are, most likely there will be a Touhou that can satisfy them. -Original model by Cresato,Yas,Kome-ken	Defensive FB
LB	Younger sister		A cute, mysterious girl that materializes when you read her diary. Her smile and optimism are bound to keep morale high even while she's bludgeoning the other team to death.	Defensive FB
RB	Homeless Yukari		Did you know there's a Vocaloid named Yukari? Yeah, me neither. Poor girl doesn't get a lot of songs, ignored in favor of more popular Vocaloids like Miku or the Kagamines. That's why she's in kind of a slump lately. Let's hope she can afford a nicer hut with her side job on the team.	Defensive FB
CB	No Bully		Being a bully is one of the worst sins one can commit. You should always be polite and respectful when talking with your fellow /jp/sies. Unless you are talking to a filthy Kancollefag, then bullying is okay.	Build Up
CB	TAKE IT EASY!		These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.	PS=N/A

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Playstyle
CMF	Sachiko		Taken from the Idolm@ster wiki: "The standard skill for most of the girls in the game is to buff her own type, or debuff an opposing type. Sachiko's first S Rare was also the first card in the game to debuff its own kind, weakening enemy Cutes so that Sachiko could be the cutest." I feel there's no better description for her. By the way, don't mention Fatalpulse near her fans.	Classic Number 10
CMF	Cirno		Sometimes idoitic, always boastful, Cirno is a midfielder with an ice cold touch and a red hot passion.	The Destroyer
DMF	Japanese Bird		A budgie with a passion for cooking. His favorite dish to make is pasta, be it spaguetti or penne rigate. He and his other bird friends are protected /jp/ heritage.	The Destroyer
AMF	sage		sage has lived better times. Ever since he became invisible, people seem to have forgotten he exists and have stopped using him, even as a downvote. But his invisibility has a silver lining to it, since he now can sneak into the opponent's goal without being spotted by the defense. Not a very ethical tactic, but you gotta play dirty sometimes.	Hole Player
AMF	Get out of /jp/		Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent striker for the team. During Comiket, when the influx of Chinese visitors to /jp/ grows greatly, she sometimes gets help from Hong Meiling to remind them to get out. -Original model by Ki	Creative Playmaker
CMF	Ohayou		Being the embodiment of mountain echoes, Kyouko Kasodani acts as the self-appointed Gensokyo alarm clock. Every day at 6 A.M she flies to the top of the Youkai Mountain and lets out an OHAYOU that wakes up everyone on Gensokyo. Despite earning the eternal hate of the lazier Gensokyans like this, she is very commited to this endeavor. -Original model by みるちお	PS=N/A
DMF	Corndog Tenshi		Corndog Tenshi hails from historic Route 66 (or at least that's where we always find her). Her love of football is only surpassed by her love of corndogs. -Original model by alva	Anchor Man
CMF	Fumos		A brand of Touhou plushies that are popular on /jp/ due to their cuteness, their wide variety of characters and for being generally affordable.	The Destroyer
CMF	Flanfly		It's always 2AM somewhere. -Original model by Suke	Hole Player
CMF	内側に射精されることの喜びに		A mysterious text written on a foreing language, /jp/'s experts have been trying to decipher it for years. For now, only three words have been translated: "Pleasure", "To go", and "interior".	Hole Player

Attackers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Playstyle
CF	Autism		A quality that every /jp/sie should have. It allows you to perfom feats such as 1CCing every Touhou game on Lunatic or learning Japanese for the sole purpose of reading VNs. Rumour says that if your autism is strong enough you get rewarded with a government paycheck every month. Living the dream.	Target Man