/pak/

/pak/
ایمان، اتحاد، نظم
/pak/ - pak
Founded August 14th, 1947 Manager Muhammad Ali Jinnah Owner John the Bookie IRL manager MBa Team colors Chat color 006600 paki green Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Sharia Law Website /pak/ - pak Nickname The Pakis
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 9 5 5 19 47.37%
GF GA GD 22 19 +3
Biggest win /ex-yu/  1–3  /pak/ 20 March 2021 Biggest defeat /eire/  4–1  /pak/ 9 September 2017 First match /usa/  1–2  /pak/ 1 September 2017
Team music
Anthem The Capital Of British Pakistan Victory Anthem IT'S COMING HOME Goal horn Mundian to Bach Ke
Kits

Because the rest of the country is too bland to be important

Roster

No. Position Player   GK Paki Corner Shop   CB Balti Triangle   CB White Girl Trafficking   RB Citizen Khan   DMF >Indian Soap Operas   DMF >Internet Radicals   RMF West Is West   LMF Acid Attacks   AMF >Islamic Converts   AMF Cricket > Football   CF Sharia Law

No. Position Player   GK The East London Mosque   CB """"Prestigious"""" German Shitbox   CB Paki Gangs   CB >Die Hard Labour Voters   RB Goodness Gracious Me   DMF Sadiq Khan   DMF Forced Marriage   RMF Slumdog Millionaire   RMF Bend It Like Beckham   LMF Knife Attacks   AMF The Absolute State Of Islamic State   AMF Anjem Choudary

Files

Export: tfw England can't into Nations League
Aesthetics (outdated): 21 brown isis-chan's walk into a shisha bar and put their hijabs on
Music : 100 Dhol Songs

Matches

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
1 September 2017	/usa/	Multinational Bowl 2	2-1 W	37' Sharia Law  65' Rotherham Rape Gang
2 September 2017	/iww/	Multinational Bowl 2	0-0 D
8 September 2017	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl 2	2-0 W	8' Rotherham Rape Gang  35' >Internet Radicals
8 September 2017	/iww/	Multinational Bowl 2 Tiebreak Match	1-2 L	76' >Internet Radicals
9 September 2017	/eire/	Multinational Bowl 2	1-4 L	44' Sharia Law
25 August 2018	/michigan/	Multinational Bowl 3	1-1 D	12' Acid Attack
26 August 2018	/hoenn/	Multinational Bowl 3	2-0 W	25', 74' Sharia Law
31 August 2018	/VT/	Multinational Bowl 3	1-1 D	79' Sharia Law
1 September 2018	/br/	Multinational Bowl 3	0-0 (12-11) W	106' Citizen Khan
2 September 2018	/strangereal/	Multinational Bowl 3	1-0 W	88' Sadiq Khan
2 September 2018	/usa/	Multinational Bowl 3	1-0 W	71' Sharia Law
2 September 2018	/ussr/	Multinational Bowl 3	2-0 W	29' Acid Attacks  88' Sharia Law
20 September 2019	/ita/	Multinational Bowl 4	1-1 D	70' Sharia Law
22 September 2019	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl 4	0-1 L
28 September 2019	/arg/	Multinational Bowl 4	1-4 L	7'  54' Acid Attacks  43' Citizen Khan
12 March 2021	/tsab/	Multinational Bowl 5	1-2 W	10', 52' Acid Attacks  81' >Islamic Converts
14 March 2021	/arg/	Multinational Bowl 5	2-0 L	12' White Girl Trafficking
19 March 2021	/ncr/	Multinational Bowl 5	2-2 D	65', 80' Cricket > Football  86' Sadiq Khan
20 March 2021	/ex-yu/	Multinational Bowl 5	1-3 W	17', 83' Acid Attacks  66' Cricket > Football
21 March 2021	/hoenn/	Multinational Bowl 5	0-0 (4-2) L	6' Paki Gangs  90+0' Sadiq Khan