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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|CF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| 66 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Inferno Cop''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:Inferno.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| 179 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 4 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Yotsuba''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:Yotsuba.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 180 | ||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 17 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Megumin''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:Megumin.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Hailing from the Dark Land of Chuunis, Megumin of the Crimson Demons is looking to blow the enemy strikers away with her explosion magic. Sure, it can only be used once per day, but we'll help her find a way to make up for it. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 185 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''You're Waifu''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:YoureWaifu.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 187 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Tsumugi has made the unlikely transition from the world of light music and moeblobbery into the world of football. Despite persistent claims that she "doesn't fuck niggers", Mugi is frequently spotted being escorted by famous musicians and athletes of African descent. 'Sup Mugi? | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Tsumugi has made the unlikely transition from the world of light music and moeblobbery into the world of football. Despite persistent claims that she "doesn't fuck niggers", Mugi is frequently spotted being escorted by famous musicians and athletes of African descent. 'Sup Mugi? | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 189 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 189 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 69 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Semen Demon''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SemenDemon.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 165 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Smug Anime Face''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Smugface.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 175 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 187 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 187 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 55 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''King of Gets''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:KingOfGets.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 00 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''''That'''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:THAT.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| 8 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| '''Bert Is A Titan''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bert.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 189 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 83 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 83 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Memeboy''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Memeboy''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Memeboy.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The /a/ divegrass team is no stranger to despair and suffering, so naturally Natsuki Toyota's inclusion was just a matter of time. Hopefully, Mitsubishi's performance on the pitch will be the successful loop after failing miserably at least 100 times during testing. His nameless blue-haired fangirl comments: "Oh Memeboy, you're so m e m e y." | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The /a/ divegrass team is no stranger to despair and suffering, so naturally Natsuki Toyota's inclusion was just a matter of time. Hopefully, Mitsubishi's performance on the pitch will be the successful loop after failing miserably at least 100 times during testing. His nameless blue-haired fangirl comments: "Oh Memeboy, you're so m e m e y." | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''(You)''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:You.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Some Idols participate in the most unlikely events in order to gain popularity, and Watanabe You is one of them, prompting the fans to shout "I want to fuck You" every time she's on the pitch. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 181 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Luluco''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Luluco''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Luluco.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A member of the Space Patrol, Luluco was forced to join the team as her newest task, all in order to save her dad. When interviewed about her new home, she only said one thing: "This place sucks!" | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A member of the Space Patrol, Luluco was forced to join the team as her newest task, all in order to save her dad. When interviewed about her new home, she only said one thing: "This place sucks!" | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 170 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 170 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 26 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 26 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''My Wife Aoba''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''My Wife Aoba''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:mwaoba.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| This is my cute hot loli wife Aoba. I have given her a spot on the team through my influence so she gets more motivated when we're consummating our marriage. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| This is my cute hot loli wife Aoba. I have given her a spot on the team through my influence so she gets more motivated when we're consummating our marriage. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 175 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 175 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Meguca''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Meguca.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering... | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 181 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Boku no Pico''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Boku.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 10 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Spinzaku''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Spinzaku.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| One of /a/'s oldest players who had been retired for years, Spinzaku makes a return to protect /a/ from enemy strikers with his invincible kick. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Guts''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Guts''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Guts.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After finally getting off that god-forsaken boat, Guts has made a return to the /a/ lineup. Unfortunately, the absolute state of his 2016 anime has given him even more reasons to suffer. Fun fact: the Dragon Slayer was actually forged from 1000 frying pans. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After finally getting off that god-forsaken boat, Guts has made a return to the /a/ lineup. Unfortunately, the absolute state of his 2016 anime has given him even more reasons to suffer. Fun fact: the Dragon Slayer was actually forged from 1000 frying pans. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:QUALITY.jpg|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:QUALITY.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185 | ||
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[[Category:Official team rosters|a]] | [[Category:Official team rosters|a]] |
Revision as of 20:02, 22 October 2016
Current Roster
Starters
Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | Height | ||
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66 | Inferno Cop | Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. | 179 | |||
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10 | Cowboy Bebop | Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception. | 179 | |||
|
4 | Yotsuba | /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team. | 180 | |||
|
17 | Megumin | Hailing from the Dark Land of Chuunis, Megumin of the Crimson Demons is looking to blow the enemy strikers away with her explosion magic. Sure, it can only be used once per day, but we'll help her find a way to make up for it. | 185 | |||
|
9 | You're Waifu | Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. | 187 | |||
|
24 | Mugi | Tsumugi has made the unlikely transition from the world of light music and moeblobbery into the world of football. Despite persistent claims that she "doesn't fuck niggers", Mugi is frequently spotted being escorted by famous musicians and athletes of African descent. 'Sup Mugi? | 189 | |||
|
69 | Semen Demon | Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea. | 165 | |||
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17 | Smug Anime Face | The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it. | 175 | |||
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60 | JoJo | 啊! come from beautiful town of Duwang。Joestar 約瑟夫 is /動漫Japan/ team, make enemy get a feeling so complicated。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。 | 187 | |||
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55 | King of Gets | After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. | 180 | |||
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5 | Accelerator | Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. | 189 |
Bench
Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | Height | ||
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00 | 'That' | It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'. | 180 | |||
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8 | Bert Is A Titan | Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories. | 189 | |||
|
83 | Memeboy | The /a/ divegrass team is no stranger to despair and suffering, so naturally Natsuki Toyota's inclusion was just a matter of time. Hopefully, Mitsubishi's performance on the pitch will be the successful loop after failing miserably at least 100 times during testing. His nameless blue-haired fangirl comments: "Oh Memeboy, you're so m e m e y." | 180 | |||
|
1 | (You) | Some Idols participate in the most unlikely events in order to gain popularity, and Watanabe You is one of them, prompting the fans to shout "I want to fuck You" every time she's on the pitch. | 181 | |||
|
17 | Luluco | A member of the Space Patrol, Luluco was forced to join the team as her newest task, all in order to save her dad. When interviewed about her new home, she only said one thing: "This place sucks!" | 170 | |||
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26 | My Wife Aoba | This is my cute hot loli wife Aoba. I have given her a spot on the team through my influence so she gets more motivated when we're consummating our marriage. | 175 | |||
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6 | Meguca | Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering... | 181 | |||
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8 | Boku no Pico | A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 180 | |||
|
10 | Spinzaku | One of /a/'s oldest players who had been retired for years, Spinzaku makes a return to protect /a/ from enemy strikers with his invincible kick. | 185 | |||
|
8 | Guts | After finally getting off that god-forsaken boat, Guts has made a return to the /a/ lineup. Unfortunately, the absolute state of his 2016 anime has given him even more reasons to suffer. Fun fact: the Dragon Slayer was actually forged from 1000 frying pans. | 180 | |||
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3 | QUALITY | QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. | 185 | |||
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7 | W I D E F A C E | If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper. | 180 |