/adv/

/adv/
No, seriously, just kill yourself.
/adv/ - Advice
Founded August 2011, January 2012 Manager AdviceDawg IRL manager Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a Team colors Chat color A67B5A Advice Dog brown Ranking 26 ( 12) Highest rank 11 (August, 2011) Lowest rank 41 (September, 2012) Top scorer 5inchdick (22+) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain 5inchdick Website /adv/ - Advice Nickname The /adv/isors The s/adv/irgins The advice dogs
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 17 6 21 44 38.64%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /adv/  6–1  /m/ October 20, 2012 Biggest defeat /cgl/  7–3  /adv/ February 22, 2014 First match /tv/  3–1  /adv/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Don't Worry, Be Happy Goal horn Help!
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The /adv/ team is here and ready to fight and give some advice. They are one of the Original Sixteen teams to play in the inaugural 2011 4chan Summer Cup. After being replaced for the following 2012 4chan Winter Cup, they wanted to make a return to the 4chan cup in the newly created babby cup, hoping to propel themselves back into summer. But with /adv/ being as FUCKING BETA as they are, they failed to get a team together in time, and were disqualified from the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup. They finally pulled their shit together and played in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where they managed to finish top of their group and make it to the quarter-finals. In the 2013 4chan Winter Cup /adv/ finally got their collective shit together to pull through to the top 16 on the last day before bowing out in the top 8 to the future champions /sp/. Now back down in the babbies, /adv/ hopes that they can finally get their shit together and make their return to the Summer Cup.

Export as of 27/03/2014 (Spring Cup)

Team
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Tactics

Preset 1

/adv/ Formation: 4-2-3-1	Tactics Custom    Player Support  20    Support Range  10    Position Switch  8    Front Line Pressure  15    Defensive Line  15    Defensive Compactness  15    Shifting to Attack  18    Attack/Defence Level  17

Roster

Main Article: /adv/ Roster.

No. Position Player   GK Good Guy Greg   CB Bitches & Whores   CB Brojobs   RB Venting   LB OKCupid   DMF Relationshit   DMF Suicide   RMF Cheating GF   LMF Friendzoned   AMF 5inchdick   CF s/adv/irgin

No. Position Player   GK Capt. Hindsight   GK le voldemortface   CB Wat Do?   CB Moralfag   CB Pick Up Artist   RB Polyamory   RB Shut In   LB Pls Respond   LB Femanon   DMF Assburgers   DMF Suicide Hotline   DMF 1st World Problems

Results

2011/12 Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Notes
August, 2011	/tv/	2011 Summer Cup - Winners' Bracket - Round 1	3-1 L	???
August, 2011	/soc/	2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 1	2-0 W	???
August, 2011	/int/	2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 2	3-0 W	???
August, 2011	/mu/	2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 3	2-0 L	???
February 19, 2012	/soc/	2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	???
February 25, 2012	/r9k/	2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	???
May 12, 2012	/r9k/	2012 Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Cheating GF  45+1', 47'
May 26, 2012	/soc/	2012 Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
June 2, 2012	/gif/	2012 Summer Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Beta As Fuck  42', 85'
June 2, 2012	/fit/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Beta As Fuck  23' 5inchdick 33'
September 15, 2012	/g/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Beta As Fuck  5'
September 29, 2012	/fa/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
October 13, 2012	/soc/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage	2-2 D	5inchdick  5', 55'
October 14, 2012	/lit/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage	1-1 D	5inchdick  ?'
October 20, 2012	/gif/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage	4-0 W	Suicide 8' 5inchdick  15', 31', 75'
October 21, 2012	/h/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16	1-0 W	Beta As Fuck 44'
October 21, 2012	/r9k/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals	0-0 D (2-3 L)
December 15, 2012	/hr/	2013 Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		Clrs' first game as manager.

2013 Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Notes
February 9, 2013	/a/	2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage	4-3 L	S/adv/irgin 18', 63' Femanon 40'	Highlights
February 15, 2013	/mlp/	2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage	4-2 L	S/adv/irgin  23' 5inchdick  52'	Highlights
February 17, 2013	/m/	2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage	6-1 W	5inchdick  3', 30' S/adv/irgin  45+1', 49', 63' Friendzoned  56'	Highlights
February 23, 2013	/v/	2013 Winter Cup - Round of 16	3-2 W	5inchdick  2', 56' S/adv/irgin  54'	Highlights 5inchdick scored the fastest goal in 4chan cup history (1:34)
February 24, 2013	/sp/	2013 Winter Cup - Quarter-Finals	3-1 L	1stworldproblems  51'	Highlights
April 5, 2013	/trv/	2013 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Cheating GF  3', 81' 5inchdick  78'
April 7, 2013	/sci/	2013 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Cheating GF  5' 5inchdick  90+1'
July 14, 2013	/jp/	2013 Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	5inchdick  26', 57' S/adv/irgin  51'
July 21, 2013	/asp/	2013 Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 L	S/adv/irgin  34' Cheating GF  44'	Full replay
August 17, 2013	/mlp/	2013 Summer Cup - Group Stage	1-0 L		Highlight
August 23, 2013	/f/	2013 Summer Cup - Group Stage	2-1 W	S/adv/irgin  62' 5inchdick  68'	Highlights (3m 47secs)
August 25, 2013	/trv/	2013 Summer Cup - Group Stage	1-0 L		Highlight
September 21, 2013	/d/	2013 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	S/adv/irgin  58'
September 22, 2013	/ck/	2013 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	S/adv/irgin  60'	Full replay (6mins)
November 15, 2013	/asp/	2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage	4-1 W	5inchdick  22' Friendzoned  53' S/adv/rigin  63' Cheating GF  85'	Full replay Highlights
November 17, 2013	/c/	2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage	1-0 W	S/adv/irgin  7'	Full replay Highlight
November 23, 2013	/po/	2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage	1-0 W	S/adv/irgin  22'	Full replay Highlight
November 30, 2013	/toy/	2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16	2-0 L		Full replay Highlights

2014 Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Notes
January 12, 2014	/u/	2014 Winter Cup Friendlies	3-0 L		Full replay
January 26, 2014	/s/	2014 Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		Full replay
February 14, 2014	/cm/	2014 Winter Cup - Group Stage	2-1 W	Cheating GF  37' 5inchdick  45+'	Full replay
February 16, 2014	/a/	2014 Winter Cup - Group Stage	2-4 L	5inchdick  59', 83'	Full replay
February 22, 2014	/cgl/	2014 Winter Cup - Group Stage	3-7 L	5inchdick  2' S/adv/irgin  24', 71'	Full replay
April 5, 2014	/pol/	2014 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage	0-3 L		Full replay
April 12, 2014	/co/	2014 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage	0-2 L		Full replay
April 18, 2014	/k/	2014 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage	1-1 L	Castle Doctrine  8'	Full replay
April 20, 2014	/lit/	2014 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage	TBD

Recent form: L-L-L-L-D

Cup Record

Event	Place
2011 4chan Summer Cup	8th
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Disqualified
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5th (Promoted)
2013 4chan Winter Cup	6th
2013 4chan Summer Cup	20th (Relegated)
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	13th (Promoted)
2014 4chan Winter Cup	27th (Relegated)
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	TBD
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Awards

Team Awards

Winter Cup 2013
Most Improved	Underdog of the Tournament	Biggest Upset (Awarded for their 6-1 victory over /m/)	Surprise of the Tournament

Old Logo

Original /adv/ logo

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

After being disqualified from the Spring Babby Cup, the s/adv/irgins had to take advantage of their second chance of the year to get into a major 4chan Cup. The cup draw placed /adv/ with /soc/, /lit/, and /gif/. Despite the conditioning of /soc/'s players being much better than /adv/'s, the match ended in a 2-2 draw, with both Feet and 5inchdick having doubles. Next, conditioning would be /adv/'s enemy again against /lit/, but the team was once again able to save a point, this time with a 1-1 draw with 5inchdick scoring again. Finally, /adv/'s much-needed win came against /gif/ in a match that ended with the score being 4-0. With this, /adv/ would top the group and qualify for the 2013 Winter Cup. While /h/ came from a memorable victory against /v/, /adv/ ended their journey with a 44th minute goal from Beta As Fuck. Notably, /h/ would missed a header in front of an empty goal in this match. The quarterfinals had /adv/ facing /r9k/ in the beta derby, and it lived up to the jokes made about it. After 120 minutes of boring, horrific, atrocious football, the match had to be decided by penalty kicks. With Femanon missing the first kick for /adv/, the viewers and commentators wondered if anyone would ever score in these penalty kicks. /adv/ would lose 2-3 to /r9k/ in the penalty kick shoot-out after missing 3 shots.

2013 4chan Winter Cup

The group stage draw left many people thinking /adv/ was a relegation candidate since the team was drawn in the group of death: /m/, /a/, and /mlp/ were the teams /adv/ had to face. Due to their run in the previous babby cup and their 0-0 draw with /hr/ after they got a manager, fans expected /adv/ to continue their trend of drawn and boring matches. However, their opening game against /a/ was anything but boring. S/adv/irgin put /adv/ ahead, but Mugi got /a/ on top with a double. In just two minutes after Mugi's second goal, Femanon kept the match even and the first half ended with the scores being 2-2. Things cooled down for a while, but at the 63rd minute, S/adv/irgin put /adv/ ahead once again. 10 minutes later, Cowboy Bebop went on a long run past the defense and both teams were even once again. Bebop would score /a/'s 4th goal 11 minutes afterwards, and though /adv/ had a golden opportunity near the end, it was wasted, and /a/ got the three points after an epic 4-3 victory. Next, /mlp/ could safely say they raped /adv/'s defense as they won 4-2 with a >rape hat trick. S/adv/irgin and 5inchdick scored 2 goals that didn't seem vital at first, until their next match. Because /m/ had such a high reputation, not many expected /adv/ to win, let alone getting the goals they needed in said win to get 2nd place in the group. /mlp/ had just lost 2-0 to /a/, and all /m/ needed was a draw. If /adv/ had won against /m/ 1-0, neither team would have gone through, and /mlp/ would get second place. However, /adv/ shocked everyone with a 6-1 victory over /m/, with S/adv/irgin scoring a hat trick, 5inchdick having a double and Friendzoned still being unable to get a girlfriend despite scoring. /adv/ earned 2nd place in the group of death and went on to face /v/ in the round of 16. /v/ wasn't even able to fill their fanny packs with spaghetti before 5inchdick scored the fastest goal in 4chan cup history. Though /v/ only had two shots in the whole match, those same shots got them two goals. This wasn't enough as /adv/ dominated in a 3-2 victory, with 5inchdick and S/adv/irgin proving to be a deadly duo. Sadly, this memorable run came to an end in the quarterfinals. /adv/ had good chances early on against /sp/, but Messi and Costanza would prove to be a deadlier duo as they put /sp/ ahead 2-0 in the first half. Neither S/adv/irgin nor 5inchdick could score in the match, but 1stworldproblems got /adv/ a goal that would only prove to be a consolation as Messi scored the final goal in a 3-1 win for /sp/. /adv/'s final ranking in the tournament was 6th place, and their run will not be forgotten as they won 4 team awards: Most Improved, Biggest Upset, Underdog of the Tournament, and Surprise of the Tournament.

2013 4chan Summer Cup

Going into this cup, /adv/ now had a reputation to defend. The team was drawn with /mlp/ once again, and the other two opponents were /trv/, and /f/, a team that was promoted via Dragongate. Though there were high expectations for the /mlp/-/adv/ rematch, the match disappointed everyone as /mlp/ would take their sweet time changing tactics as well as corrupted AI ruining several chances for both teams. Right after a long pause, >rape scored the only goal of the match. /adv/'s only win in this tournament was 2-1 against /f/ in the next match with 5inchdick and S/adv/irgin looking like the deadly duo they once were. Unfortunately, they disappeared in the final fixture, and /trv/ was able to calmly win 1-0, relegating a disappointing /adv/ team.

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

/adv/ went into the babbies looking to prove that their relegation was a fluke and show that they were a team worthy of playing in the top tier. They were drawn into a group with a dead /po/ as well as /asp/ and /c/, so /adv/ fancied their chances. The first match against /asp/ was a chance for /adv/ to avenge their 4-2 loss just 2 months prior, a chance which they took in style. 5inchdick was the first to strike, followed by an impressive strike from outside the box by Friendzoned to make it 2-0. Bork Lazer managed head in a cross in an attempt to get /asp/ back in the match, but his effort proved to be in vain as s/adv/irgin went on shortly after to take advantage of a mistake by the /asp/ centre halves to restore /adv/'s lead to 2. Cheating Girlfriend then capitalised on a cross from s/adv/irgin to top off an impressive showing by /adv/, scoring with each of their medals.

The next two games played out fairly similarly. S/adv/irgin scored early in each and the /adv/ defence prevented /c/ or /po/ from snatching a goal themselves, though they did both create a fair amount of chances. /adv/ ended up topping the group with 9 points and qualifying for summer. Their attempt to make it any further in the babby cup was soon thwarted by /toy/, who then went on to win the cup themselves.

2014 4chan Winter Cup

The transition to PES2014 was not kind to /adv/. Their first match in the new game turned out to be their biggest ever loss, a 3-0 shut-out by /u/. /adv/ would also fail to score against /s/, leaving them without a goal in 3 consecutive games, their worst ever goalless run.

The group draw was a mixed bag; while they drew /cm/ and /cgl/, they also drew /a/. Their first match against /cm/ made it look as though /adv/'s fortunes might've been turning. A slow start by /adv/ allowed Nagisa to give /cm/ the lead. /adv/ soon found their stride and answered with a cross from one wide midfielder to another allowed Cheating Girlfriend to head the ball home to equalise. Just before the end of the half /adv/'s gold strike partnership showed themselves, as a cross from s/adv/irgin allowed 5inchdick to blast the ball into the roof of the net from 6 yards.

The next match, a rematch of the /adv/ - /a/ game from the previous winter cup, almost ended with the same scoreline. /adv/'s manager was absent and had not left instructions, leaving them to play with their default attacking sliders. Bert was first to take advantage of the gaps in /adv/'s defence, soon followed by Cowboy Bebop. 5inchdick managed to get a goal back by tapping in a Cheating GF cross, but /a/ answered with Bert getting a second after getting to Inferno Cop's saved effort. 5inchdick still wasn't ready to give in and dribbled straight through the centre of the midfield past 2 defenders to score. /a/ finished the game up with a Meguca crossing to Bert to give the Titan a hat trick, sending the /a/ fans into hysteria.

/adv/ were still second in the group and only needed a draw against /cgl/ to advance and stay in the elite cups. /adv/'s manager was once again absent, meaning he did not attend a singe match in the group stage, though he did leave tactics this time. A goal in the second minute by 5inchdick looked like it might have signalled an incoming hammering. While a hammering was indeed on the cards, /adv/ would be the ones on the receiving end of it. JNig was able to bag a hat trick in a first half that ended 4-2 in /cgl/'s favour. /adv/'s midfielders were taking up advanced positions which made every /cgl/ chance a 3-on-3 situation. By the 62nd minute Dramu had also gotten herself a hat trick. s/adv/irgin got his second goal in the 72nd minute to remind everyone that /adv/ was in fact on the pitch, but Dramu still didn't seem to realise it as she dribbled past 2 in the box to finish the game 3-7. /cgl/ topped the group and /adv/, despite having one of the best offensive record in the group stage, found themselves back in the babbies again.

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup

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Rivalries

/adv/ vs. /r9k/: The Beta Bowl
Sharing so many identical features, /adv/'s main rival is the once-feared ROBOT9000, now a festering shell of its former self as ROBOT9001. Matches between the two sides usually result in no-score draws due to both teams being scared of touching the ball in case anything bad happens.

/adv/ vs. /m/: >The Dropped Colony
During the 2013 4chan Winter Cup, /adv/ found themselves in a tough spot in the group stages. In order to advance /adv/ needed to win the final game of the group stage against /m/ by 3 goals. At this point /m/ was second in the rankings, 29 places above /adv/, and the clear favourite going into the game. For /m/ to advance all they needed was a win, draw or loss by 1 goal. /adv/ ended up stunning /m/ as well as all of the spectators by beating /m/ by 6 goals to 1, relegating /mlp/ and /m/, who finished bottom of the group. Should these two teams meet again, /m/ will be merciless in their pursuit of revenge.

/adv/ vs. /asp/
/adv/ had just finished 6th in the Winter Cup and went into the friendlies brimming with confidence. /asp/, by contrast, had only just been created and went into their second official match against /adv/ looking to make a statement of intent. They did just that, defeating /adv/ 4-2 with a hat trick from CENAWINSLOL and commentator Ken absolutely flipping his shit. The next time the two clubs met was in the group stage of the following Autumn Babby Cup, where /adv/ got revenge for their earlier defeat by winning 4-1, with every one of /adv/'s medal players scoring. The loss and the damage to /asp/'s goal difference would mean they were condemned to stay in the babbies and /adv/ finished the group stage with 9 points. With the 2 matches featuring 11 goals between the 2 teams, future matches are sure to be heated and entertaining.