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If you would like to discuss anything about the /adv/ team, you can do so in the talk page.
The /adv/ team is here and ready to fight and give some advice. They are one of the Original Sixteen teams to play in the inaugural 2011 4chan Summer Cup. After being replaced for the following 2012 4chan Winter Cup, they wanted to make a return to the 4chan cup in the newly created babby cup, hoping to propel themselves back into summer. But with /adv/ being as FUCKING BETA as they are, they failed to get a team together in time, and were disqualified from the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup. They finally pulled their shit together and played in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where they managed to finish top of their group and make it to the quarter-finals. In the 2013 4chan Winter Cup /adv/ finally got their collective shit together to pull through to the top 16 on the last day before bowing out in the top 8 to the future champions /sp/. Now back down in the babbies, /adv/ hopes that they can finally get their shit together and make their return to the Winter Cup.
Roster
Main Article: /adv/ Roster.
Mini roster here soon
Results
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Notes |
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August, 2011 | /tv/ | 2011 Summer Cup - Winners' Bracket - Round 1 | 3-1 L | ??? | |
August, 2011 | /soc/ | 2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 1 | 2-0 W | ??? | |
August, 2011 | /int/ | 2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 2 | 3-0 W | ??? | |
August, 2011 | /mu/ | 2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 3 | 2-0 L | ??? | |
February 19, 2012 | /soc/ | 2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 L | ??? | |
February 25, 2012 | /r9k/ | 2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | ??? | |
May 12, 2012 | /r9k/ | 2012 Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Cheating GF 45+1', 47' | |
May 26, 2012 | /soc/ | 2012 Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 L | ||
June 2, 2012 | /gif/ | 2012 Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Beta As Fuck 42', 85' | |
June 2, 2012 | /fit/ | 2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-2 L | Beta As Fuck 23' 5inchdick 33' |
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September 15, 2012 | /g/ | 2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 L | Beta As Fuck 5' | |
September 29, 2012 | /fa/ | 2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-0 L | ||
October 13, 2012 | /soc/ | 2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage | 2-2 D | 5inchdick 5', 55' | |
October 14, 2012 | /lit/ | 2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage | 1-1 D | 5inchdick ?' | |
October 20, 2012 | /gif/ | 2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage | 4-0 W | Suicide 8' 5inchdick 15', 31', 75' |
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October 21, 2012 | /h/ | 2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16 | 1-0 W | Beta As Fuck 44' | |
October 21, 2012 | /r9k/ | 2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals | 0-0 D (2-3 L) |
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December 15, 2012 | /hr/ | 2013 Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | Clrs' first game as manager. | |
February 9, 2013 | /a/ | 2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage | 4-3 L | S/adv/irgin 18', 63' Femanon 40' |
Highlights |
February 15, 2013 | /mlp/ | 2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage | 4-2 L | S/adv/irgin 23' 5inchdick 52' |
Highlights |
February 17, 2013 | /m/ | 2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage | 6-1 W | 5inchdick 3', 30' S/adv/irgin 45+1', 49', 63' Friendzoned 56' |
Highlights |
February 23, 2013 | /v/ | 2013 Winter Cup - Round of 16 | 3-2 W | 5inchdick 2', 56' S/adv/irgin 54' |
Highlights 5inchdick scored the fastest goal in 4chan cup history (1:34) |
February 24, 2013 | /sp/ | 2013 Winter Cup - Quarter-Finals | 3-1 L | 1stworldproblems 51' | Highlights |
April 5, 2013 | /trv/ | 2013 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | Cheating GF 3', 81' 5inchdick 78' |
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April 7, 2013 | /sci/ | 2013 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Cheating GF 5' 5inchdick 90+1' |
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July 14, 2013 | /jp/ | 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | 5inchdick 26', 57' S/adv/irgin 51' |
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July 21, 2013 | /asp/ | 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies | 4-2 L | S/adv/irgin 34' Cheating GF 44' |
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August 17, 2013 | /mlp/ | 2013 Summer Cup - Group Stage | 1-0 L | Highlight | |
August 23, 2013 | /f/ | 2013 Summer Cup - Group Stage | 2-1 W | S/adv/irgin 62' 5inchdick 68' |
Highlights (3m 47secs) |
August 25, 2013 | /trv/ | 2013 Summer Cup - Group Stage | 1-0 L | Highlight | |
September 21, 2013 | /d/ | 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | S/adv/irgin 58' | |
September 22, 2013 | /ck/ | 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 L | S/adv/irgin 60' | Full replay (6mins) |
November 15, 2013 | /asp/ | 2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage | 4-1 W | 5inchdick 22' Friendzoned 53' S/adv/rigin 63' Cheating GF 85' |
Full replay Highlights |
November 17, 2013 | /c/ | 2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage | 1-0 W | S/adv/irgin 7' | Full replay Highlight |
November 23, 2013 | /po/ | 2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage | TBD | ||
November 30, 2013 | TBD | 2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16 | TBD |
Cup Record
Event | Place |
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 8th |
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | Disqualified |
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 5th (Promoted) |
2013 4chan Winter Cup | 6th |
2013 4chan Summer Cup | 20th (Relegated) |
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | TBD (Promoted) |
2014 4chan Winter Cup | TBD |
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
After being disqualified from the Spring Babby Cup, the s/adv/irgins had to take advantage of their second chance of the year to get into a major 4chan Cup. The cup draw placed /adv/ with /soc/, /lit/, and /gif/. Despite the conditioning of /soc/'s players being much better than /adv/'s, the match ended in a 2-2 draw, with both Feet and 5inchdick having doubles. Next, conditioning would be /adv/'s enemy again against /lit/, but the team was once again able to save a point, this time with a 1-1 draw with 5inchdick scoring again. Finally, /adv/'s much-needed win came against /gif/ in a match that ended with the score being 4-0. With this, /adv/ would top the group and qualify for the 2013 Winter Cup. While /h/ came from a memorable victory against /v/, /adv/ ended their journey with a 44th minute goal from Beta As Fuck. Notably, /h/ would missed a header in front of an empty goal in this match. The quarterfinals had /adv/ facing /r9k/ in the beta derby, and it lived up to the jokes made about it. After 120 minutes of boring, horrific, atrocious football, the match had to be decided by penalty kicks. With Femanon missing the first kick for /adv/, the viewers and commentators wondered if anyone would ever score in these penalty kicks. /adv/ would lose 2-3 to /r9k/ in the penalty kick shoot-out after missing 3 shots.
2013 4chan Winter Cup
The group stage draw left many people thinking /adv/ was a relegation candidate since the team was drawn in the group of death: /m/, /a/, and /mlp/ were the teams /adv/ had to face. Due to their run in the previous babby cup and their 0-0 draw with /hr/ after they got a manager, fans expected /adv/ to continue their trend of drawn and boring matches. However, their opening game against /a/ was anything but boring. S/adv/irgin put /adv/ ahead, but Mugi got /a/ on top with a double. In just two minutes after Mugi's second goal, Femanon kept the match even and the first half ended with the scores being 2-2. Things cooled down for a while, but at the 63rd minute, S/adv/irgin put /adv/ ahead once again. 10 minutes later, Cowboy Bebop went on a long run past the defense and both teams were even once again. Bebop would score /a/'s 4th goal 11 minutes afterwards, and though /adv/ had a golden opportunity near the end, it was wasted, and /a/ got the three points after an epic 4-3 victory. Next, /mlp/ could safely say they raped /adv/'s defense as they won 4-2 with a >rape hat trick. S/adv/irgin and 5inchdick scored 2 goals that didn't seem vital at first, until their next match. Because /m/ had such a high reputation, not many expected /adv/ to win, let alone getting the goals they needed in said win to get 2nd place in the group. /mlp/ had just lost 2-0 to /a/, and all /m/ needed was a draw. If /adv/ had won against /m/ 1-0, neither team would have gone through, and /mlp/ would get second place. However, /adv/ shocked everyone with a 6-1 victory over /m/, with S/adv/irgin scoring a hat trick, 5inchdick having a double and Friendzoned still being unable to get a girlfriend despite scoring. /adv/ earned 2nd place in the group of death and went on to face /v/ in the round of 16. /v/ wasn't even able to fill their fanny packs with spaghetti before 5inchdick scored the fastest goal in 4chan cup history. Though /v/ only had two shots in the whole match, those same shots got them two goals. This wasn't enough as /adv/ dominated in a 3-2 victory, with 5inchdick and S/adv/irgin proving to be a deadly duo. Sadly, this memorable run came to an end in the quarterfinals. /adv/ had good chances early on against /sp/, but Messi and Costanza would prove to be a deadlier duo as they put /sp/ ahead 2-0 in the first half. Neither S/adv/irgin nor 5inchdick could score in the match, but 1stworldproblems got /adv/ a goal that would only prove to be a consolation as Messi scored the final goal in a 3-1 win for /sp/. /adv/'s final ranking in the tournament was 6th place, and their run will not be forgotten as they won 4 team awards: Most Improved, Biggest Upset, Underdog of the Tournament, and Surprise of the Tournament.
2013 4chan Summer Cup
Going into this cup, /adv/ now had a reputation to defend. The team was drawn with /mlp/ once again, and the other two opponents were /trv/, and /f/, a team that was promoted via Dragongate. Though there were high expectations for the /mlp/-/adv/ rematch, the match disappointed everyone as /mlp/ would take their sweet time changing tactics. Right after a long pause, >rape scored the only goal of the match. /adv/'s only win in this tournament was 2-1 against /f/ in the next match with 5inchdick and S/adv/irgin looking like the deadly duo they once were. Unfortunately, they disappeared in the final fixture, and /trv/ was able to calmly win 1-0, relegating a disappointing /adv/ team.
Rivalries
/adv/ vs. /r9k/: The Beta Bowl Sharing so many identical features, /adv/'s main rival is the once-feared ROBOT9000, now a festering shell of its former self as ROBOT9001. Matches between the two sides usually result in no-score draws due to both teams being scared of touching the ball in case anything bad happens.
/adv/ vs. /soc/: The Anti-Social Derby /adv/ lost their first match against /soc/ in a tough fight. Due to this, matches between the two sides are now referred to as derbies, although this is a one-way view as /soc/ couldn't give a fuck.
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