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| align="center" | '''EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME'''
| align="center" | '''EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME'''
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| align="center" | Many, many new<br>indie games
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | Many new indie games
 
| align="center" | Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics down. The blocks, items and player models are all up and running. You think the multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child.<br><br>...content? What the fuck is 'content'?
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| align="center" | '''Anatheus Vaya'''
| align="center" | '''Anatheus Vaya'''
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| align="center" | Opus Magnum
| align="center" | [[File:EggVayaFull.png]]
| align="center" | [[File:EggVayaFull.png]]
| align="center" | Opus Magnum
 
| align="center" | The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make some compounds, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work.
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| align="center" | '''Nick "Unification" Smart'''
| align="center" | '''Nick "Unification" Smart'''
| align="center" | 14
| align="center" | 14
| align="center" | From The Depths
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | From The Depths
 
| align="center" | Clearly, the best way to improve a game is to remove mechanics by mashing them together into something easier for idiots to comprehend. What a great dev.
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| align="center" | '''aeiou'''
| align="center" | '''aeiou'''
| align="center" | 4
| align="center" | 4
| align="center" | Moonbase Alpha
| align="center" | [[File:AeiouRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | [[File:AeiouRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | Moonbase Alpha
 
| align="center" | aeiou?<br><br>aeiou!
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| align="center" | '''{{greentext|Structural Integrity}}'''
| align="center" | '''{{greentext|Structural Integrity}}'''
| align="center" | 8
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| align="center" | Many games;<br>real life
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | Many games
 
| align="center" | We get the idea, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency.
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| align="center" | '''Turrents'''
| align="center" | '''Turrents'''
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| align="center" | Factorio
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | Factorio
 
| align="center" | The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep them stocked with ammo!<br>Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking.
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| align="center" | '''John Madden'''
| align="center" | '''John Madden'''
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| align="center" | Moonbase Alpha;<br>John Madden Football<br>video game franchise
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
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| align="center" | Moonbase Alpha; John Madden Football video game franchise
 
| align="center" | Football!
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| align="center" | '''Square-chan'''
| align="center" | '''Square-chan'''<br>'''(The Player Formerly'''<br>'''Known As Robokek'''
| align="center" | 7
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| align="center" | Robocraft
| align="center" | [[File:SquareRost.png|300px]]
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| align="center" | Robocraft
 
| align="center" | Formerly known as Robokek, it was decided that the poster girl for meta-shitpost-shipbuilding should be named for herself rather than the long-dead game she represented. Arguably BobDaBiscuit's second most famous creation after Thomasformer (yes, that madman made both of them).
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| align="center" | '''BLUE, HURT'''
| align="center" | '''BLUE, HURT'''
| align="center" | 13
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| align="center" | [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E A crazy Finnish man]
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E A crazy Finnish man]
 
| align="center" | It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain. Of course it was a Finn that made it.
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| align="center" | '''Godforsaken Astronaut'''
| align="center" | '''Godforsaken Astronaut'''
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| align="center" | [https://randyregier.com/portfolio/godforsaken-astronaut/ This unnerving toy]
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| align="center" | [[File:GodforsakenRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | [https://randyregier.com/portfolio/godforsaken-astronaut/ This unnerving toy]
 
| align="center" | A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the cold void of space.
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| align="center" | '''DAKKA'''
| align="center" | '''DAKKA'''
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| align="center" | Warhammer 40k;<br>any game with guns
| align="center" | [[File:DakkaRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | [[File:DakkaRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | Warhammer 40k; any game with guns
 
| align="center" | Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN' always needs more dakka ya filfy grot.
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| align="center" | '''Gas The Marek'''
| align="center" | '''Gas The Marek'''
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| align="center" | [[File:MarekRost.png|300px]]
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| align="center" | Space Engineers; Keen Code House
| align="center" | Space Engineers;<br>Keen Code House
| align="center" | The smug-faced bastard at the root of all (most of?) the stupid decisions behind the clunky mess that is Space Engineers, and other failed experiments like Medieval Engineers and Keen's AI bullshit. Development budget? Nah, spend it on a fucking mansion to use as an office.<br>Either a bumbling idiot or an exit scammer genius.
 
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Revision as of 15:07, 7 May 2022

For the main article, visit /egg/.

History

As a team with only a caretaker and a passing interest in tactics, the players themselves are the pride and joy of /egg/ - after all, combined with their goal horns and chants they are the lifeblood of any team. Entering the VGL as 23 Eggman clones with different names, a full revamp once we got our shit together made us (in our humble opinion) one of the most visually unique teams in the game.

This page has basically no reason to exist other than show off shots of the boys in-game, so this'll be a work in progress while we wait for each of them to have some screentime.

Roster

Starters

The main 11, the guys you'll see first on pitch to get bodied, carded and subbed out.

Name Number Picture Origin
Eggman 1
(Captain)
The Sonic franchise Eggum.png
The Chad Stormworks Player 5 Stormworks EggDefRost.png
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Jebediah Kerman 10 Kerbal Space Program EggJeb.png
Chaos Engine 19 Besiege ChaosRost.png
>Physician 6 /rcg/ - Robocraft Gnereal EggDefRost.png
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Thomasformer 20 Machinecraft ThomasRost.png
SPIDERTRON 11 Factorio EggSpidertron.gif
Mechanically Engineered Autism 21 Factorio EggMechAut.png
FAILURE 12 Infinifactory EggDefRost.png
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CLANG 23 H̺̱͎͎͘E̼͓̩̞͗ͤ̿ ̵̗͖̯͚͇̯̤͊̍C̹̤̎ͫͫ͒O̱͐̓̆̊̄̕M̍̀̋̀ͤ̏ͧ҉̙͖̻E̟͈͕̰͇̼S͔̖ ClangRost.png
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons 20 Space Engineers LandingRost.png


Bench

The ones who feel their aesthetics are underappreciated because you never get to see them.

Name Number Picture Origin
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME 2 Many, many new
indie games
EggDefRost.png
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Anatheus Vaya 16 Opus Magnum EggVayaFull.png
Nick "Unification" Smart 14 From The Depths EggDefRost.png
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aeiou 4 Moonbase Alpha AeiouRost.png
>Structural Integrity 8 Many games;
real life
EggDefRost.png
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Turrents 17 Factorio EggDefRost.png
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John Madden 9 Moonbase Alpha;
John Madden Football
video game franchise
EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
Square-chan
(The Player Formerly
Known As Robokek
7 Robocraft SquareRost.png
BLUE, HURT 13 A crazy Finnish man EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
Godforsaken Astronaut 15 This unnerving toy GodforsakenRost.png
DAKKA 18 Warhammer 40k;
any game with guns
DakkaRost.png
Gas The Marek 3 MarekRost.png Space Engineers;
Keen Code House


The Dumpster

Players who simply weren't popular enough to keep their slot on the active roster, waiting for their day in the sun once again. For some it probably won't come again because they're dead fucking memes.

There are also a couple who, at the end of the roster polls, got chosen by the Omnissiah to not make it through after they drew with others and also some miscounting shenanigans. It was kind of a clusterfuck honestly

Name Number Picture Origin Description
RIP SERB -7st EggDefRost.png
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Space Engineers The utterance of every player when the server inevitably decides it can't handle the strain of whatever batshit, CPU-consuming creations are being built within its confines.
Survived the last roster poll for a fleeting second, until we were reminded that Eggman had been designated as always being on the team so we'd miscounted how many could be voted in. Subsequently, the Omnissiah said "lolno" and pushed him off the bottom of the list.
SHINY AND CHROME -6rd EggDefRost.png
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All games with SPEED A warcry of all those who wish to be WITNESSED as their mortal bodies succumb to the forces of high-speed shenanigans.
M1 Bradley -5st BradleyRost.png Real life; Pentagon Wars The unfortunate bastard child of higher-ups meddling with the design of what was ostensibly a troop carrier (now an amphibious masterpiece of a 10+-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry weapon portholes, an AA cannon, anti-tank missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade of development... and no room for carrying troops).
Satisfactory -4rd EggDefRost.png
Doesn't actually have one lol
The player character (...from Satisfactory) Voted in as good enough for a new player suggestion yet voted out in the final poll for not being /egg/ enough. Kind of like the game, really.
Lemonhulk -3st LemonRost.png The ol' beauty of the Spengies colonisation era Space hulk: a term describing a vast, asymmetrical spaceship created from the bodies of smaller, derelict ships both functioning and otherwise grafted onto one another. Ugly, yet unbelievably beautiful.
Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-goers still flew the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some public server they descended on to colonise for their own. The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint for future generations. As such, her glorious figure was never able to be truly represented on the pitch.
KEEEEEEEEN -2st EggDefRost.png
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Space Engineers The exasperated call of an engie suffering from the shitty Keencode in a game that could have been so much more. For correct enunciation, think Kirk.
BLANEDS -1rdn't BlanedsRost.png Space Engineers Planets got added after years of delays, and they were as mediocre as people should have expected. Got the least votes by far in popularity polls. Shit mechanic, dead meme.