/egg/ Roster

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History

As a team with only a caretaker and a passing interest in tactics, the players themselves are the pride and joy of /egg/ - after all, combined with their goal horns and chants they are the lifeblood of any team. Entering the VGL as 23 Eggman clones with different names, a full revamp once we got our shit together made us (in our humble opinion) one of the most visually unique teams in the game.

This page has basically no reason to exist other than show off shots of the boys in-game, so this'll be a work in progress while we wait for each of them to have some screentime.

Roster

Starters

The main 11, the guys you'll see first on pitch to get bodied, carded and subbed out.

Name	Number	Picture	Origin
Eggman	1 (Captain)	The Sonic franchise
The Chad Stormworks Player	5	Stormworks	Placeholder
Jebediah Kerman	10	Kerbal Space Program
Chaos Engine	19	Besiege
>Physician	6	/rcg/ - Robocraft Gnereal	Placeholder
Thomasformer	20	Machinecraft
SPIDERTRON	11	Factorio
Mechanically Engineered Autism	21	Factorio
FAILURE	12	Infinifactory	Placeholder
CLANG	23	H̺̱͎͎͘E̼͓̩̞͗ͤ̿ ̵̗͖̯͚͇̯̤͊̍C̹̤̎ͫͫ͒O̱͐̓̆̊̄̕M̍̀̋̀ͤ̏ͧ҉̙͖̻E̟͈͕̰͇̼S͔̖
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons	20	Space Engineers

Bench

The ones who feel their aesthetics are underappreciated because you never get to see them.

Name	Number	Picture	Origin
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME	2	Many, many new indie games	Placeholder
Anatheus Vaya	16	Opus Magnum
Nick "Unification" Smart	14	From The Depths	Placeholder
aeiou	4	Moonbase Alpha
>Structural Integrity	8	Many games; real life	Placeholder
Turrents	17	Factorio	Placeholder
John Madden	9	Moonbase Alpha; John Madden Football video game franchise	Placeholder
Square-chan (The Player Formerly Known As Robokek	7	Robocraft
BLUE, HURT	13	A crazy Finnish man	Placeholder
Godforsaken Astronaut	15	This unnerving toy
DAKKA	18	Warhammer 40k; any game with guns
Gas The Marek	3		Space Engineers; Keen Code House

The Dumpster

Players who simply weren't popular enough to keep their slot on the active roster, waiting for their day in the sun once again. For some it probably won't come again because they're dead fucking memes.

There are also a couple who, at the end of the roster polls, got chosen by the Omnissiah to not make it through after they drew with others and also some miscounting shenanigans. It was kind of a clusterfuck honestly

Name	Number	Picture	Origin	Description
RIP SERB	-7st	Placeholder	Space Engineers	The utterance of every player when the server inevitably decides it can't handle the strain of whatever batshit, CPU-consuming creations are being built within its confines. Survived the last roster poll for a fleeting second, until we were reminded that Eggman had been designated as always being on the team so we'd miscounted how many could be voted in. Subsequently, the Omnissiah said "lolno" and pushed him off the bottom of the list.
SHINY AND CHROME	-6rd	Placeholder	All games with SPEED	A warcry of all those who wish to be WITNESSED as their mortal bodies succumb to the forces of high-speed shenanigans.
M1 Bradley	-5st		Real life; Pentagon Wars	The unfortunate bastard child of higher-ups meddling with the design of what was ostensibly a troop carrier (now an amphibious masterpiece of a 10+-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry weapon portholes, an AA cannon, anti-tank missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade of development... and no room for carrying troops).
Satisfactory	-4rd	Doesn't actually have one lol	The player character (...from Satisfactory)	Voted in as good enough for a new player suggestion yet voted out in the final poll for not being /egg/ enough. Kind of like the game, really.
Lemonhulk	-3st		The ol' beauty of the Spengies colonisation era	Space hulk: a term describing a vast, asymmetrical spaceship created from the bodies of smaller, derelict ships both functioning and otherwise grafted onto one another. Ugly, yet unbelievably beautiful. Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-goers still flew the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some public server they descended on to colonise for their own. The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint for future generations. As such, her glorious figure was never able to be truly represented on the pitch.
KEEEEEEEEN	-2st	Placeholder	Space Engineers	The exasperated call of an engie suffering from the shitty Keencode in a game that could have been so much more. For correct enunciation, think Kirk.
BLANEDS	-1rdn't		Space Engineers	Planets got added after years of delays, and they were as mediocre as people should have expected. Got the least votes by far in popularity polls. Shit mechanic, dead meme.