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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
/khis/ - Weapons & Military History
Founded IRL manager JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP Seigmann !!vaXW12lKzk Team colors Chat color 808080 Military Gray Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /khis/ - Weapons & Military History Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
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Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition Knockouts Anthem Over There Victory Anthem Sink The Bismarck - Johnny Horton Goal horn John Edmond - Battle of Bembezi THE FIREBOMBING HAS ESCALATED Goalhorn Sir Arthur 'Bomber' Harris THE FIREBOMBING HAS ESCALATED Hattrick SABATON - Firestorm >muh tigers Goalhorn Panzerlied Lend Lease Was Capitalist Sabotage Goalhorn Katyusha
Kits

One might be surprised at the considerable overlap between historians and people who just wanna shoot, stab and generally blow stuff up innawoods. But consider, for a moment, the common ground:

The simple and unassuming cannon changed sieges, war, and the very fabric of history as we know it - from rattling defenders at Constantinople (rip) to shredding the Krauts at Breitenfield with canister shot.

Genghis Khan? His soldiers sported recurve bows that were lighter, easier to shoot, and more powerful than the English longbow, capable of being fired while riding a horse in the other direction.

Bronze Age Collapse? Caused (among other reasons) by the spread of iron metallurgy and new military tactics. That's a cool chariot army, King whoever-the-shit you are. Taste my cast iron spears and longswords.

American Civil War? Nice fucking massed smoothbore muskets, Cletus, but have you met my friends Springfield and Enfield?

I mean, the entirety of 20th-century history was shaped by two countries with huge fucking bombs.

You get the idea.

Roster

No. Position Player   GK The Maginot Line   GK >russian >baltic >fleet   GK Gettysburg   GK If Only The Maus Was Mass Produced   GK VGH GRAND RHODESIA   GK Flammenwerfin' Sherman   GK Papal Crossbow Ban   GK Lend Lease Was Capitalist Sabotage   GK >muh tigers   GK THE FIREBOMBING HAS ESCALATED   GK Butcher Haig

No. Position Player   GK >just win lmao t. sun tzu   GK >human wave tactics   GK Longbow Brand Longbow   GK A Literal Fucking Gun named Pregnant Anne Frank   GK Spicy Wind   GK Oppenheimer   GK WW2 Tank Autism   GK Roman von Ungern-Sternberg   GK Turbofolk Warsaw Tour   GK Erwin-chan   GK Just As The Founding Father's Intended   GK >be american >get lost

Official

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	VOD
Tag Team Cup 6	Group C	/fap/			19 March 2022
		/pwv/			20 March 2022
		/3vr/			25 March 2022