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|manager= {{anonymous|Raimonds Vējonis }}
|manager= {{anonymous|Raimonds Vējonis }}
|owner= {{Anonymous|European Union }}
|owner= {{Anonymous|European Union }}
|irl=  {{Anonymous|JunoIvanovich }}
|irl=  {{Anonymous|JunoIvanovich}}
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|captain= Karlis Ulmanis
|captain= Karlis Ulmanis
|nickname= The Yuropoors, The Potatoheads, Russian Bitches...
|nickname= The Yuropoors, The Potatoheads, Russian Bitches...
|w= 0
|w= 5
|d= 0
|d= 1
|l= 0
|l= 5
|gf= 0
|gf= 24
|ga= 0
|ga= 14
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|anthem= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f5kysNkKGk
|anthem= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f5kysNkKGk
|a_title= Dievs, svētī Latviju - roka versija
|a_title= Dievs, svētī Latviju - roka versija
|altanthem1= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRtAd9na_7I
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsRn9VKfehY
|altanthem1_title= Gacho - Spriditis
|altanthem1_title= Jānis Sproģis - Kad ar uzvaru
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|althorn1= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8MjxE040IM
|althorn1= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8MjxE040IM
|altgh1_title= Reigani - Tere Tere Traktor
|altgh1_title= Reigani - Tere Tere Traktors
|altgh1_what= Goalhorn
|altgh1_what= Goalhorn
|althorn2= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNKkLTYk6g
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLiqbthX3K8
|altgh2_title= Zem Mūsu Kājām - Anthem of the Latvian SS Divisions
|altgh2_title= Latvian SS Legion Song - "Teufelslied" (Latvian version of SS Marschiert in Feindesland)
|altgh2_what= Karlis Ulmanis Goalhorn
|altgh2_what= Karlis Ulmanis and Latvian SS Legion Goalhorn
|althorn3= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVJmrWTAbrk
|althorn3= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5uzc3U8Qhc
|altgh3_title= TRANSLEITERIS - MELNAIS BEMBIS
|altgh3_title= XS Project - Бочка,басс,колбасер
|altgh3_what= Not Russian Goalhorn
|altgh3_what= Not Slavs Goalhorn
}}
}}


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==Roster==
==Roster==
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player  |no= 2  |pos=GK  |name=Rye Bread }}
{{sq start player  |no= 2  |pos=GK  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Thank you for the inspiring words Mr. President">If you're dead - you aren't alive</span></span> }}
{{sq start player  |no= 1  |pos=CB  |name=Poorest }}
{{sq start player  |no= 1  |pos=CB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Fucking Estonians">Yuropoor</span></span> }}
{{sq start player |no= 92  |pos=CB  |name=Remove Communism }}
{{sq start player |no= 16 |pos=CB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title=""> Latvian Immigrant</span></span> }}
{{sq start player  |no= 44  |pos=RB  |name=Latvian Legion }}
{{sq start player  |no= 44  |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="I don't have any politics, I just hate communists">Latvian SS Legion</span></span> }}
{{sq start player |no= 49  |pos=LB |name=Gulag for you }}
{{sq start player |no= 10 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="YES that flags kind of look the same, but if you actually... ">>Austria</span></span> }}
{{sq start player  |no= 13 |pos=CMF |name=Livonian Order }}
{{sq start player  |no= 49  |pos=RMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Hes very good at basketball idk I dont watch sports">Kristaps Porziņģis</span></span> }}
{{sq start player |no= 7  |pos=CMF |name=WHERE? }}
{{sq start player |no= 45 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="FORCED">LSSR</span></span> }}
{{sq silver player |no= 12  |pos=AMF |name=Potato }}
{{sq gold player   |no= 14 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="We are BALTIC">Not Slavs</span></span> }}
{{sq silver player |no= 90  |pos=DMF |name=Non-citizen }}
{{sq silver player |no= 17 |pos=RWF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="We hate the Russians, but we hate the Germans even more">Latvian Riflemen</span></span> }}
{{sq gold player   |no= 14 |pos=SS  |name=Not Russian }}
{{sq silver player|no= 36 |pos=LWF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Very based">Kārlis Ulmanis</span></span> }} {{captain}}
{{sq gold player   |no= 36 |pos=CF |name=Karlis Ulmanis {{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no= 12  |pos=CF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="DON'T TOUCH POTATO">Potato</span></span> }}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no= 4 |pos=GK  |name= /balt/ }}
{{sq player |no= 4 |pos=GK  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The best way to defeat communism is to make a giant road of people">The Baltic way</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 89|pos=LB  |name= The Baltic Way }}
{{sq player |no= 40 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Ridin with Biden">NATO pls protect</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 15 |pos=RB  |name= Fuck Putin }}
{{sq player |no= 50 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Telling us we are shit since 1202">German Barons</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 50 |pos=CB |name= German Barons }}
{{sq player |no= 13 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Please no">Remove Nazism and Communism</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 16 |pos=CB  |name= FUCK THIS COUNTRY }}
{{sq player |no= 17 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="GRANDMA NO">ITS CROPS SEASON MOTHERFUCKER</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 17 |pos=CB  |name= Ostland}}
{{sq player |no= 16 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="A terrible place that you should visit">/balt/</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 10 |pos=DMF |name= Not Austria}}
{{sq player |no= 13 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Grunwald never happened">Livonian Order</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 40 |pos=CMF |name= Occupied-reoccupied }}
{{sq player |no= 22 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The only colonies that matter">Tobago and Gambia</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 17 |pos=CMF |name= Latvian Riflemen }}
{{sq player |no= 23 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Vislabākais Lektors">Hektors</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 45 |pos=AMF  |name= LSSR}}
{{sq player |no= 48 |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Not done yet Stalin">The Forest Brothers</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 22 |pos=DMF  |name= BACON BUNS}}
{{sq player |no= 7  |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="So it's like somewhere in Asia?">WHERE?</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 23 |pos=CMF |name= VODKA LOVE}}
{{sq player |no= 15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Don't worry">Big "Friendly" Eastern Bear</span></span> }}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


==Roster Description==
==Exports==
Export: [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwhiFyhq_wyfYS1vQVVvQnlzODg Tactical export] <br>
Aesthetics: [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwhiFyhq_wyfSjczaGVYc3BMb0k Aesthetic export] <br>
Other: [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwhiFyhq_wyfNDg2d2NFWlFmR2M Music export] <br>
== Matches==
{| class="wikitable" width=70%
|-
!style="background:#800000;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#800000;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#800000;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#800000;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#800000;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| Spetember 2, 2016
| {{team away|sco}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|5-2 L
|<small> {{goal|12}} Livonian Order<br> {{goal|18}} Not Russian </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 4, 2016
| {{team away|fr}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{yel|82}} German Barons<br> {{goal|77}} Vodka Love</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffCC"
| September 9, 2016
| {{team away|kanto}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|4-2 W
|<small>Karlis Umanis {{goal|8||11|}} <br> Non-Citizen {{goal|32|}} <br> Not Russian {{goal|81|}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 10, 2016
| {{team away|csa}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|4-0 L
|<small>{{yel|71||}}, {{sent off|1|77}} Livonian Order</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 2 September 2017
|{{team away|ita}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small> {{goal|90+1}} Yuropoor<br>{{goal|90+4}} Karlis Ulmanis</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 3 September 2017
|{{team away|ussr}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small> {{goal|18}} Not Slavs</small>
|-bgcolor='ffffcc'
| 8 September 2017
|{{team away|hoenn}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small> {{goal|48||90+4}} Karlis Ulmanis</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 9 September 2017
|{{team away|ex-yu}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|3-0 W
|<small> {{goal|37||75}} Not Slavs<br>{{goal|53}} Potato</small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 10 September 2017
|{{team away|tsab}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|0-0 (5-6 pen.) L
|<small> </small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 12 December 2017
|{{team away|hsg}}
|align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
|align=center|3-2 W
|<small> {{goal|53}} Latvian SS Legion<br>{{goal|73||90+4}} Not Slavs</small>


{| class="wikitable"
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
|-
| 14 December 2017
! Player !! Description
|{{team away|garupan}}
|-
|align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| Rye Bread|| The most delicious bread in my opinion. And apparently western counties don't have it. How?
|align=center|1-2 L
|-
|<small> {{goal|66}} Karlis Ulmanis</small>
| Poorest || Latvia is the most poorest country in the Eurozone. I see that joining the euro currency really helped us (not really).
|-
| Remove Communism || Lenin promised Latvia independence if they would fight against the Czar. A year later he broke that promise by attempting to invade the territory and create a puppet government, he failed. In 1940 Stalin gave an ultimatum and succeeded. NEVER AGAIN.
|-
| Latvian Legion || People fueled by hatred towards the communists joined the ranks of the Legion to get revenge for their land and family. SEIG HEIL!
|-
| Gulag for you ||  34,000 people were sent on a vacation to Siberia.
|-
| Livonian Order || Oh you don't want to accept Christianity, fine WE WILL CONQUER YOUR ASSES. DEUS VULT!
|-
| WHERE? || "Is it in Latin America?" - a way to trigger a Latvian.
|-
| Potato || The most consumed vegetable in Latvia, even so that foreigners started to make jokes about it.
|-
| Non-citizen || Give voting rights. No I don't want to learn the language, history and culture of people.
|-
| Not Russian || "You are Slavs right?" -  Also an easiest way to trigger a Latvian.
|-
| Karlis Ulmanis ||  Was a Latvian nationalist, who espoused the slogan "Latvia for Latvians" which meant that Latvia was to be a Latvian nation state, not a multinational state with traditional Baltic German elites and Jewish entrepreneurial class. You could say he is the Donald Trump of Latvia. Organized a military coup and succeeded due ineffectiveness of the parliament, made a cult of personality of himself and during his rule the country experienced an economic boom.
|-
| /balt/ || A terrible place that you should visit.
|-
| The Baltic Way|| The most effective way to to fight communism is to make a line of people expanding through 3 nation capitals.
|-
| Fuck Putin || Latvians really don't like him for obvious reasons.
|-
| German Barons || Oh is this your land? Now I own the land and you.
|-
| FUCK THIS COUNTRY || Latvia regained independence in 1990. 25 years have passed and the country lost 10% of its population. Most of them went to Western countries to find a better life.
|-
| Ostland || Thank you free us form those communist pigs, yes we also hate the Jews, lets kill them all.
|-
| Not Austria || "You are from Austria right?" - another way to trigger a Latvian, since the flags look similar.
|-
| Occupied-reoccupied || During its history Latvia was occupied by the Germans, then by the polish, then by the sewed, then by polish again, then swedes, polish and Russians, then by Russians and Swedish, then by the Russians,then by the Germans, independence, soviets, nazis, soviets, independence.
|-
| Latvian Riflemen || Were formed during during WW1 to fight the Germans. Fueled by hatred toward the German Barons and wanted to get of German Baron rule. FOR THE CZAR!
|-
| LSSR || Stalin gives Latvians a new hot mix-tape he has been preparing.
|-
|BACON BUNS || A very delicious pastry that Latvians enjoy. Wait, Western countries don't have them. WHAT?
|-
| VODKA LOVE || From Slavs we inherited the love for alcohol. " EY Janis its Construction Worker day, lets drink for that".
|-
|}
|}
{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}

Latest revision as of 18:25, 10 March 2021

/latvia/
Tēvzemei un Brīvībai
Latvia logo.png
/latvia/ - Latvija
Founded 18 November, 1918
Manager Raimonds Vējonis
Owner European Union
IRL manager JunoIvanovich
Team color
HEX color 800000
Blood red
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain Karlis Ulmanis
Website /latvia/ - Latvija
Nickname The Yuropoors, The Potatoheads, Russian Bitches...
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
5 1 5 11 45.45%
GF GA GD
24 14 +10
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem Dievs, svētī Latviju - roka versija
Victory Anthem Jānis Sproģis - Kad ar uzvaru
Goalhorn Reigani - Tere Tere Traktors
Karlis Ulmanis and Latvian SS Legion Goalhorn Latvian SS Legion Song - "Teufelslied" (Latvian version of SS Marschiert in Feindesland)
Not Slavs Goalhorn XS Project - Бочка,басс,колбасер
Kits


Introduction

Welcome to the small country of Latvia. NO POTATO JOKES or I'll stab you.

Potato.png

Roster

No. Position Player
2
  GK
If you're dead - you aren't alive
1
  CB
Yuropoor
16
  CB
Latvian Immigrant
44
  DMF
Latvian SS Legion
10
  DMF
>Austria
49
  RMF
Kristaps Porziņģis
45
  LMF
LSSR
14
  AMF
Not Slavs
17
  RWF
Latvian Riflemen
36
  LWF
Kārlis Ulmanis Captain
12
  CF
Potato
No. Position Player
4
  GK
The Baltic way
40
  RMF
NATO pls protect
50
  RMF
German Barons
13
  LMF
Remove Nazism and Communism
17
  LMF
ITS CROPS SEASON MOTHERFUCKER
16
  DMF
/balt/
13
  DMF
Livonian Order
22
  DMF
Tobago and Gambia
23
  DMF
Hektors
48
  CB
The Forest Brothers
7
  CB
WHERE?
15
  CB
Big "Friendly" Eastern Bear

Exports

Export: Tactical export
Aesthetics: Aesthetic export
Other: Music export

Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
Spetember 2, 2016 Sco icon.png /sco/ Multinational Bowl 1 5-2 L Goal 12' Livonian Order
Goal 18' Not Russian
September 4, 2016 Fr icon.png /fr/ Multinational Bowl 1 1-3 L Booked 82' German Barons
Goal 77' Vodka Love
September 9, 2016 Kanto icon.png /kanto/ Multinational Bowl 1 4-2 W Karlis Umanis Goal 8', 11'
Non-Citizen Goal 32'
Not Russian Goal 81'
September 10, 2016 Csa icon.png /csa/ Multinational Bowl 1 4-0 L Booked 71', Yellow cardRed card 77' Livonian Order
2 September 2017 Ita icon.png /ita/ Multinational Bowl 2 2-1 W Goal 90+1' Yuropoor
Goal 90+4' Karlis Ulmanis
3 September 2017 Ussr icon.png /ussr/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-0 W Goal 18' Not Slavs
8 September 2017 Hoenn icon.png /hoenn/ Multinational Bowl 2 2-2 D Goal 48', 90+4' Karlis Ulmanis
9 September 2017 Ex-yu icon.png /ex-yu/ Multinational Bowl 2 3-0 W Goal 37', 75' Not Slavs
Goal 53' Potato
10 September 2017 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 2 0-0 (5-6 pen.) L
12 December 2017 Hsg icon.png /hsg/ Omegacup 2017 3-2 W Goal 53' Latvian SS Legion
Goal 73', 90+4' Not Slavs
14 December 2017 Garupan icon.png /garupan/ Omegacup 2017 1-2 L Goal 66' Karlis Ulmanis


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