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Starting Eleven

Name		Background	Position	Number
Merzbow		/mu/ has trusted Merzbow to be the Wall of Sound that /mu/ needs to be successful in defense. Winning the 2014 Summer Cup with him in net, he has proven to be a successful member of the team, also being a key member in their entire run of success by only appearing in one (1) babby from Winter 2012 to Summer 2016, though he has not succeeded in taking penalty kicks just yet, or accepting passes from a very certain music reviewer /mu/ really appreciates. In the music scene, Merzbow makes harsh noise that effectively filters plebs that cannot handle real noise. If you can't handle Merzbow, you'll never be able to handle harsh noise.	GK	34
	<-- Clueless	hmm today I will play some divegrass	LB	12
Post Avant Jazzcore		post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dream funk	CB	98
Anthony Fantano		Faggot piece of shit subhuman spamming fucking Fantano threads fuck you I hope you get raped to death by a pack of wild niggers I hope there’s an accident and you lose both your hands so you can never post again I’m sick of this bald fat faggot on this board I don’t give a shit about what good album he rated poorly or what bad album he rated highly he’s a stupid fucking idiot we know that we’ve always known that but you retards come here every fucking hour of every fucking day saying “durr wait why fantano be dumb bald man not rate album how I rate album” why don’t you pull your head out of your ass do the world a favor and get a fucking shotgun and end your posting career early I’m sick of coming to /mu/ and seeing this subhuman and always the same fucking complaints about him just stop fucking posting him he’s not a musician and his videos aren’t even interesting just stop it I hope the skull is ripped out of your head and your brains are split in two and then they’re both put back and the process is repeated over and over I hope you live in abject misery I never want to see a thread about him again I hope your spine is split in half I hope your heart is clogged with cum I fucking hate these stupid fucking low quality threads we need a permanent ban on these threads so I want the mods to just fucking end this and I don’t even like them fuck off just do it stop posting yes we get it he’s a moron you’re the moron for posting him whether you like him or not you’re a fucking cancer cell killing this board eat my whole ass I’m sick and tired of you people being alive if theneedledrop were deleted off youtube this board would probably suck for a few weeks or so but then it would be so great as people realized he was never coming back I’m fucking begging you here please stop posting him stop posting about how you like and support him and stop posting about how you dislike or hate him just stop making threads about this shit	CB	7
For less than the cost of a Big Mac		For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.	RB	98
The list goes on		Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Nang Nang, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Nara Leão, Basic Channel, Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Noah Howard, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, Boyd Rice, Mahmoud Ahmed, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Aporea, Half Japanese, Mega Banton, Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Robbie Basho, Phil Spector, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krüsi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Yat-Kha, Loren Mazzacane Connors, Pärson Sound, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, Arthur Doyle, Shizuka, The Red Krayola, Henry Cow, Magma, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Ksiezyc, Gong, Cukor Bila Smert', cLOUDDEAD, Muslimgauze and Kaoru Abe	DMF	88
Lil B		SHOUTS OUT TO 4CHAN AND ALL THE INTERNET HACKERS THAT GOT MY BACK ONLINE! SHOUTS OUT TO ALL THE NERDS ! LOVE YALL!! AND ANDREW WK! -LIL B THE BASED GOD #TYBG	CMF	23
MC Ride		"Jesus this sounds so bad, is this what you call music? This sounds like a hobo just yelling random words with shitty engine noises in the background. I don't get how anyone could like this. People actually think this is catchy, really? Hustle bones, what are those? Even that Melon guy said it's really good, for whatever reason he loves them too I don't fucking get it. He gave this a 10?! Really?! A 10/10?! Fucking stupid, you're all idiots I'm going back to listening to good music" 3 months later: "I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE, I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT, I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT, I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE YUH SPREADEAGLECROSSTHEBLOCK SPREADEAGLECROSSTHEBLOCKSPREADEAGLECROSSTHE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK I FUCK THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT CUM, I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TOOOOONGUE HIT HIT HIT TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKYOON TATAKKKYYYYOOON TATA TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TOOOONGUE IF YOU'RE DELUSIONAL YOUR CALL WILL BE DIRECTED TO THE MOTHERSHIP IWANTITINEEDITNEEDTOKEEPMYSELFHEATEDSHAKEITCANTTAKEITMUSTBREAKITOFF YEAHWHATISAY BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH GETGETGETGETGOTGOTGOTGOTBLOODRUSHTO MYHEADHITHOTLOCKPOPPINOFFTHEFUCKINBLOCKKNOTCLOCKINWRISTSLITWATCHBENTTHOUGHTBOT I GOT THE FEEEVVVAAAAHHHHH HUSTLE BONES COMIN' OUT MAH MAOOUUUTTTHHH I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED, I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, AHHHVVVEEE SEEEEN FOOTAGE THE TABLES IS FLIPPED NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH"	CMF	33
Talentless Hack		He is pointing at us...	SS	5
John Lennon Beat His Wife		Did you know, that John Lennon from The Beatles actually beat his wife?	SS	6
Jeff Mangum		While Anne Frank may be the only girl that Jeff has ever loved, there are plenty of anons on /mu/ that want to make sure they love Jeff. Lead singer of Neutral Milk Hotel, Jeff's eccentric lyricism and voice have earned his way into the hearts of many listeners by releasing what many believe to be the best indie rock album of all time, "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea". When first listening to the album, many ask themselves, "am I getting memed? Is this what /mu/ thinks is actually good?" Rest assured, this album is universally loved with countless screamable lyrics and a general sincere, happy nature to it. Here's some examples (oh also On Avery Island is great too but lol afterthought as usual): WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CAAAARROT FLOOOOOWERS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE THAT IS CIRCLING ALL ROUND THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN I AM LIIIIIIIIIISTENING TO HEEEAAAAR WHERE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE CHOKING WITH HER HANDS ACROSS, HIS, FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE literally the entirety of Holland, 1945 Semen stains the mountaintops, semen stains the mountaintops OOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmely SHE GOOOOOOOES, AND NOW SHE KNOWS SHE'LL NEEEEEEVER BE AFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID DEEEEEEDEDEDEDE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEDEDEDE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEDEDEDE just honestly scream the whole album aside the slow songs, those are top tier too though.	CF	10

Bench

Name		Background	Position	Number
HARDEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN		The only way to get past this keeper is to beat Through the fire and flames on Expert on Guitar Hero 3	GK	84
Viper the Rapper		Viper the Rapper, or formally known as Viper, is a hip hop artist hailing from the great state of Arkansas. Viper is most known for putting out his 2008 digitally released album "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack", in what has been called by one person as " a deaf person talking over 1991 Sonic the Hedgehog synths thrown together by a little kid on the free-est DAW downloaded on a Russian fileshare site crawling with malware". Viper himself has put out many other studio albums such as "I'm Better Than U" and "My Gun Is Set To Auto-Smegmatic". Additionally, he has put out a counted 136 mixtapes, the most popular being "Kill Urself My Man" and "These Rappers Claim They Hard When Them Fags Never Even Seen the Pen". While these releases have some blatant rips from his previous albums, many songs even being identical, the sheer volume of music he has released is unmatched by any other modern day artist. Also, he makes funny album covers /mu/ uses as reaction images. Also he's a real estate broker. Also he's never been seen in the same room as Lil B.	LB	20
Thom Yorke		While occasionally featuring on a variety of songs nowadays as a writer or vocalist, Thom Yorke is best known for his work with the band "Thom Yorke and the Radioheads", producing the greatest album of all time "OK Computer". In addition to that, the band's best song "Creep" has been a mainstay hit among music aficionados for more than 2 and a half decades now, and Thom will always happily sign a vinyl copy of the album it released on, titled "Pablo Honey". Not only has he achieved this, but popular music rating website rateyourmusic.com currently has 2 Radiohead albums in the top 3 albums of all time, and 3 in the top 9 albums of all time, truly a sign of quality! Nowadays, Thom spends his time playing the piano and planning how he can re-release old albums for more money like Car Seat Headrest did.	LB	18
Piero Scaruffi		The fact that so many books still say that the death of XXXTentacion was not a big loss for music only tells you how far shitposting still is from becoming a serious art. Piero Scaruffi has seen /mu/ at the highest of highs and the lowest of lows while fucking 5 asian girls at once. While Scarufficore such as Trout Mask Replica, Faust, and Kate Bush have cemented their reputation on /mu/ for years now, Scaruffi's few new reviews still get discussion on /mu/, especially when there's a bombshell. From his criticism by other reviews as being too conservative in his reviews to rating his own poem as one of the best pieces of poetry at all time, he is unequivocally one of the most based figures relevant with /mu/, especially when compared to the absolute state of modern p4k and a certain melon looking shithead.	CB	22
hell be fine		>70 years old >Still plays shows I think hell be fine	CB	21
*Deletes Track*		Ahhhhh, now it's perfect	CB	17
Dubs and Brian Wilson dies		He is fucking next I swear, check those digits	CB	8
Gusic		Gusic the sound of your best friends laughter, gusic is the sound of your baby waking up in the middle of the night for the first time, gusic is the sound of wind on a summer's day, gusic is there when you are alone, gusic is there when you aren't, gusic is the love of a good woman, or her breath in the morning, gusic is the cat that only sits in your lap when you don't plan on getting up for a while, gusic is cigarette and cup of coffee on a monday before work, gusic is breakfast in bed, gusic is tv dinners, gusic is the warmth of sand on your feet, gusic is aceing the test you thought you would fail, gusic is cleaning an itch in your ear with a q-tip, gusic is when your cutting a sheet of construction paper and the scissors start to glide, gusic is watching a woman dance in the rain on your way home together, gusic is sitting on the front porch with all your friends, gusic is matter, and energy, light, and darkness, gusic is fire and ice, all things good and nice, a story of men and mice, that makes you think twice about pulling the trigger. Gusic is first and last time you do drugs, gusic is the cosmic end all be all of reality, gusic is all these things and more, but most of all, gusic is a thing that brings us together, thank you for joining us in this gusic thread, post a picture of a cat and talk about gusic.	RB	4
Drum n Bowie		*drum and bass machine starts up*	RB	70
MF DOOM		Your favorite rapper's favorite rapper Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name	CMF	19
Michael Gira		Testing, one, two, three. Well, well fuck. I mean, I just don't know what to say. I'm very glad to be hear with you tonight. I'll be able to talk with you, about some things that I know a great deal about. Everyone knows, that you, are, fucked up. And everyone knows, that I, am fucked up. But, does everyone know, that you, are more fucked up than me? Well I know that, and you know that, but our purpose is to tell everyone that. Take for instance, the time, you went to the bathroom to take a shower. You had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush, everything was set. But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you. You didn't know where or how. That is one instance of how fucked up you are. A second instance of how fucked up you are; You was going to cook you some breakfast. Well you went in there, and you put some toast in the toaster. Put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it. You got you some eggs out, some bacon. Poured you some orange juice, made you some coffee, got some jelly and some butter, fried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon on the grill. Everything was fine, except for one thing. You had to call me in there, to show you how to use a fork. Now, a third instance, the way you're fucked up. You got dressed, ready to go to school, everything was fine. Went outside, got in your car. Key in the ignition, except for one thing. You had to call me, to come show you,	CMF	11
Kanye West		MAGA Kanye with the hottest and most thought provoking lyrics "Now if I fuck this modela nd she just bleached her asshole and I get bleach on my T-shirt, I'mma feel like an asshole" "Sometimes I'm wishin' that my dick had GoPro so I could play that shit back in slo-mo, I just shot an amateur video; I think I should go pro" "i keep it 300 like the romans, 300 bitches, where the trojans" "Ay, none of us would be here without cum" "I couldn't get my shit out any way, I hope you die Aria" "Have you ever had sex with a pharoah? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus" "My apologies, are you into astrology/Cause I’m tryin’ to make it to Uranus" "I love your titties ’cause they prove I can focus on two things at once" "Uh, black girl sippin’ white wine/Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign" "HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS" "You left your fridge open somebody took a sandwich" "Eatin’ Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce” "I remember being nervous to do Victoria's Secret 'til I pictured everybody with their clothes off" "Skrrt skrrt skrrt like a private school for women, then I get there and all the Popeye's is finished, girl"	CMF	69

Band Member Timeline

Player	2021 WC	2021 WC	2020 ABC	2020 SBC	2020 WC	2019 ABC	2019 SBC	2019 WC	2018 ABC	2018 SBC	2017 ABC	2017 SC	2017 WC	2016 ABC	2016 SC	2016 WC	2015 SC	2015 SBC	2015 WC	2014 SC	2014 WC	2013 SC	2013 WC	2012 SC	2012 WC	2011 SC
Kanye West	CMF	CMF	CMF	CB	LMF	LMF	CMF	SS	CMF	CMF	LMF	DMF	DMF	CB	CB	CMF	CMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	DMF	CMF
Jeff Mangum	CF	SS	SS	CF	CF	CF	CF	AMF	CF	CF	SS	SS	LMF	CMF	AMF	SS	RWF	CF	AMF	AMF	AMF	AMF	AMF	CB	CB	CB
Merzbow	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	CB	CB
Thom Yorke	LB	LB	LB	CMF	RB	LMF	LMF	DMF	RMF	CMF	CMF	LMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	SS	AMF	CMF	CMF	RMF	DMF	AMF	RMF	RB	LB
Pierro Scaruffi	CB	DMF	SS	LB	DMF	AMF	RMF	CB	RB	CB	RB	RB	RB	CB	CB	CMF	RB	RB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	SS
MC Ride	CMF	SS	AMF	CF	CF	CF	CF	CF	RWF	AMF	CF	CF	CF	CF	CF	CF	LWF	CMF	AMF	CF	CF	CF	CF
Michael Gira	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CB	CB	CMF	CMF	LWF	SS	AMF	CMF	AMF	CMF	LMF	AMF	CF	CMF	CB	CB	CMF	CMF
Viper the Rapper	LB	LB	LB	CB	AMF	CB	CMF	CMF	CB	GK	GK	GK	GK	CB	CMF						LWF	AMF
Anthony Fantano	CB									CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	RB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CF	CF	CF	CF
hell be fine	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	LMF	CB	DMF	CB	CMF	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB
David Bowie	RB	CMF	CMF			CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CMF	RMF	DMF	DMF	CB	AMF
Talentless Hack	SS	RB	RB	DMF	RMF	RMF	SS	SS	RMF										CF	SS	RWF
John Lennon Beat His Wife	SS	SS	SS	RMF	LMF	DMF	AMF	SS	CMF	LMF	SS	SS
The List Goes On	CB																	CB	CMF	RMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	AMF
Lil B	CMF																			CF	CF	AMF	CB	LB	CB	CB
Steve Albini	RB																	GK	GK	GK	DMF	DMF
Gusic	RB	LB	LB	AMF	CB
Dubs And Brian Wilson Dies	CB	DMF									RB	RB
MF Doom	CMF	AMF														GK
<- Clueless	LB	RB	RB
Dragonforce	GK																								SS	AMF
*deletes track*	CB	DMF	DMF
Post-avant Jazzcore	CB
8.4 Best New Midfielder		CMF	CMF	DMF	RMF	RMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	DMF	CMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	RMF	DMF	DMF	DMF
Bjork		RB	RB	RB	CB	RB	CB	CB	RB	CB	CB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB
One Copy of Loveless on Vinyl		CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF	CB
Captain Beefheart		DMF	DMF	RB	LMF	RMF	LMF	CB	CB
Za Fishmans		CB	CB				RMF	CB	CB
Sweet Trip Fucking Sucks		CB
Richard D. James			CB	LB	LB	LB	CB	DMF	LB	CB	LB	LB	CB	CMF	CMF	SS	AMF	DMF	DMF	DMF				CB	RB	CB
Morrissey			DMF	CMF	LB	LMF		CMF	LMF	CMF	CMF	LMF
>Granny Shit			DMF	LB	RMF
I GRIEVE IN STEREO				CB	RB	RB	RMF	CMF
6ix9ine				CB					DMF	DMF
Kenny Rogers				DMF
Ryuichi Sakamoto				CB
Grimes					LB	LB	CB	CB	LB	RB			RMF	DMF	DMF						AMF	DMF	DMF
BUFFCORRELL					GK	GK
Go Loaf					RB	RB
Stu Mackenzie						LB
Sufjan Stevens							CB	DMF	LMF	LMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	AMF	CMF	CMF	AMF	DMF							CF
The Crusher							GK	CB		RMF
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys							CB
Kate Bush									CB	RMF	RMF	RMF
Vaporwave										GK	CB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CB
Kendrick Lamar										CB	CB	CB	CB	AMF	RB	CB	DMF	SS
The Deak											SS	SS	SS	AMF	LB	CB		SS	DMF	LMF	LWF	AMF	LMF
Phil Elverum											LB	LB	LB	AMF	LB	CB	RB	RB	RB
Killer Mike													CF			CB	CB	CB	CB
Jason Aldean													DMF	CB	CB
Frankie Sinatra													SS	SS	RMF
>band has 2 drummers														GK	GK
Varg Vikernes																DMF	LB	LB	RB	RB	GK	GK	GK	AMF	RMF	CMF
/shugazi/																DMF	AMF
emo is moe																CMF
Mac DeMarco																	CB	CB	CB	CB
Mark Kozelek																	LB	LB	LB
Cavesponge																	GK
Joanna Newsom																	GK
Pitbull																	CB
Dadrock																		GK	GK	GK	GK	GK
Kevin Shields																			LB	CB	CB	CB
Trout Mask Replica																				SS	RWF	AMF	CMF	SS
Meal																				LB	CB	CB
Yung Lean																				AMF
Bomb Jovi																					CB
Meme Rap																					CB
Uploading 15%																						CB	CB	SS
An Owl																						CB	CB
Walmart Associate																						CB
Pitchfork																							RMF	CB	LB
Anne Frank																							DMF		CF
Pinkletank																							CB
2deep4u																							CMF
Jari Mäenpää																							LMF
Sharethread																							CB
John Cage																							GK
Franz Liszt																								GK	GK	GK
My Bloody Valentine																								DMF	RMF	SB
Daft Punk																								GK	GK	GK
Plebeians																								SS	AMF
ITCOTCK																								RB
Tim Buckley																								CMF
Animal Collective																								SS
Robert Christgau																								CMF
Bob Dylan																								CF
Hampus																								LB
Pink Floyd																									CF	SS
Radiohead																									RB	SB
Frederic Chopin																									GK	GK
Protomen																									AMF	SMF
Alice Glass																									LMF
Mediafire																									DMF
Taylor Swift																									DMF
Avenged Sevenfold																										SB
Mac Miller																										SMF
Justin Bieber																										CF
Neutral Milk Hotel																										SB
Velvet Underground																										CF
Rihanna																										CB
Beirut																										DMF
Katy Perry																										AMF
Lady Gaga																										CF
Beastie Boys																										CB
Player	2021 SC	2021 WC	2020 ABC	2020 SBC	2020 WC	2019 ABC	2019 SBC	2019 WC	2018 ABC	2018 SBC	2017 ABC	2017 SC	2017 WC	2016 ABC	2016 SC	2016 WC	2015 SC	2015 SBC	2015 WC	2014 SC	2014 WC	2013 SC	2013 WC	2012 SC	2012 WC	2011 SC