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|captain= Sharia Law
|captain= Sharia Law
|nickname= The Pakis
|nickname= The Pakis
|w= 7
|w= 9
|d= 4
|d= 5
|l= 3
|l= 5
|gf= 15
|gf= 22
|ga= 13
|ga= 19
|win_home= pak
|win_home= ex-yu
|win_away= tsab
|win_away= pak
|win_score_home= 2
|win_score_home= 1
|win_score_away= 0
|win_score_away= 3
|win_date= 8 September 2017
|win_date= 20 March 2021
|lose_home= eire
|lose_home= eire
|lose_away= pak
|lose_away= pak
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=Roster=
=Roster=
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= Paki Corner Shop}}
{{sq start player |no=  |pos=GK |name= Paki Corner Shop}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name= Balti Triangle}}
{{sq start player |no=  |pos=CB |name= Balti Triangle}}
{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=CB |name= West Is West}}
{{sq start player |no=  |pos=CB |name= White Girl Trafficking}}
{{sq bronze player |no=7 |pos=RB |name= Acid Attacks}}
{{sq start player |no=  |pos=RB |name= Citizen Khan}}
{{sq bronze player |no=6 |pos=LB |name= White Girl Trafficking}}
{{sq start player |no=  |pos=DMF |name= {{greentext|Indian Soap Operas}}}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=DMF |name= Citizen Khan}}
{{sq silver player |no=  |pos=DMF |name= {{greentext|Internet Radicals}}}}
{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name= {{greentext|Indian Soap Operas}}}}
{{sq start player |no=  |pos=RMF |name= West Is West}}
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=AMF |name= {{greentext|Islamic Converts}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=  |pos=LMF |name= Acid Attacks}}
{{sq silver player |no=12 |pos=RWF |name= {{greentext|Internet Radicals}}}}
{{sq start player |no=  |pos=AMF |name= {{greentext|Islamic Converts}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=LWF |name=  Sharia Law}}
{{sq gold player |no=  |pos=AMF |name=  Cricket > Football}}
{{sq silver player |no=5 |pos=CF |name= Cricket > Football}}
{{sq gold player |no=  |pos=CF |name= Sharia Law}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=GK |name= The East London Mosque}}
{{sq player |no=  |pos=GK |name= The East London Mosque}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=GK |name= """Prestigious""" German Shitbox}}
{{sq player |no=  |pos=CB |name= """"Prestigious"""" German Shitbox}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name= Paki Gangs}}
{{sq player |no=  |pos=CB |name= Paki Gangs}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name= {{greentext|Die Hard Labour Voters}}}}
{{sq player |no=  |pos=CB |name= {{greentext|Die Hard Labour Voters}}}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CB |name= Slumdog Millionaire}}
{{sq player |no=  |pos=RB |name= Goodness Gracious Me}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= Bend It Like Beckham}}
{{sq player |no=  |pos=DMF |name= Sadiq Khan}}
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=DMF |name= Goodness Gracious Me}}
{{sq player |no=  |pos=DMF |name= Forced Marriage}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CMF |name= Sadiq Khan}}
{{sq player |no=  |pos=RMF |name= Slumdog Millionaire}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CMF |name= Forced Marriage}}
{{sq player |no=  |pos=RMF |name= Bend It Like Beckham}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=AMF |name= The Absolute State Of Islamic State}}
{{sq silver player |no=  |pos=LMF |name= Knife Attacks}}
{{sq player|no=19 |pos=AMF |name= Anjem Choudary}}
{{sq player |no=  |pos=AMF |name= The Absolute State Of Islamic State}}
{{sq bronze player |no=21 |pos=RWF |name= Knife Attacks}}
{{sq player|no=  |pos=AMF |name= Anjem Choudary}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


===Files===
===Files===
Export: [https://coming.soon tfw England can't into Nations League] <br>
Export: [https://mega.nz/file/i9kADTCC#tSc51-V-DfvltP2QNpaJ2pa902Z36aruQ9Ce1iIx6nw tfw England can't into Nations League] <br>
Aesthetics (outdated): [https://mega.nz/#F!2wFVwIxJ!OQG43r-BSABL2uFynmSxww 21 brown isis-chan's walk into a shisha bar] [https://mega.nz/#!bp8VhS7C!nIg8p3fLUlAOkIANSX6NmYdZ5ApzRD9oi8PjVYMFTI0 and put their hijabs on]<br>
Aesthetics (outdated): [https://mega.nz/#F!2wFVwIxJ!OQG43r-BSABL2uFynmSxww 21 brown isis-chan's walk into a shisha bar] [https://mega.nz/#!bp8VhS7C!nIg8p3fLUlAOkIANSX6NmYdZ5ApzRD9oi8PjVYMFTI0 and put their hijabs on]<br>
Music (outdated): [https://mega.nz/#F!CldxUQJD!AU4xRo7EwDcuCaey_owvRA 100 Dhol Songs]
Music : [https://mega.nz/file/G4sQQbgZ#AUmDGRLiFyFvIlcI-XqxZoUvxKsecm9SZWAU9-oGBVw 100 Dhol Songs]


=Matches=
=Matches=
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|align=center|1-4 L
|align=center|1-4 L
|<small> {{yel|7}} {{goal|54}} Acid Attacks<br> {{yel|43}} Citizen Khan </small>
|<small> {{yel|7}} {{goal|54}} Acid Attacks<br> {{yel|43}} Citizen Khan </small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 12 March 2021
|{{team away|tsab}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 5]]
|align=center|1-2 W
|<small> {{goal|10||52|}} Acid Attacks<br> {{yel|81}} {{greentext|Islamic Converts}}</small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 14 March 2021
|{{team away|arg}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 5]]
|align=center|2-0 L
|<small> {{yel|12}} White Girl Trafficking</small>
|-bgcolor='ffffcc'
| 19 March 2021
|{{team away|ncr}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 5]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small> {{goal|65||80|}} Cricket > Football<br> {{yel|86}} Sadiq Khan</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 20 March 2021
|{{team away|ex-yu}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 5]]
|align=center|1-3 W
|<small> {{goal|17||83|}} Acid Attacks<br> {{goal|66}} Cricket > Football</small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 21 March 2021
|{{team away|hoenn}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 5]]
|align=center|0-0 (4-2) L
|<small> {{yel|6}} Paki Gangs<br> {{yel|90+0}} Sadiq Khan</small>
|}
|}


{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}
{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}

Latest revision as of 16:17, 22 March 2021

/pak/
ایمان، اتحاد، نظم
Pak logo.png
/pak/ - pak
Founded August 14th, 1947
Manager Muhammad Ali Jinnah
Owner John the Bookie
IRL manager MBa
Team colors
Chat color 006600
paki green
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain Sharia Law
Website /pak/ - pak
Nickname The Pakis
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
9 5 5 19 47.37%
GF GA GD
22 19 +3
Biggest win
/ex-yu/ Ex-yu icon.png 1–3 Pak icon.png /pak/
20 March 2021
Biggest defeat
/eire/ Eire icon.png 4–1 Pak icon.png /pak/
9 September 2017
First match
/usa/ Usa icon.png 1–2 Pak icon.png /pak/
1 September 2017
Team music
Anthem The Capital Of British Pakistan
Victory Anthem IT'S COMING HOME

Goal horn Mundian to Bach Ke
Kits


Because the rest of the country is too bland to be important

Roster

No. Position Player
  GK
Paki Corner Shop
  CB
Balti Triangle
  CB
White Girl Trafficking
  RB
Citizen Khan
  DMF
>Indian Soap Operas
  DMF
>Internet Radicals
  RMF
West Is West
  LMF
Acid Attacks
  AMF
>Islamic Converts
  AMF
Cricket > Football
  CF
Sharia Law
No. Position Player
  GK
The East London Mosque
  CB
""""Prestigious"""" German Shitbox
  CB
Paki Gangs
  CB
>Die Hard Labour Voters
  RB
Goodness Gracious Me
  DMF
Sadiq Khan
  DMF
Forced Marriage
  RMF
Slumdog Millionaire
  RMF
Bend It Like Beckham
  LMF
Knife Attacks
  AMF
The Absolute State Of Islamic State
  AMF
Anjem Choudary

Files

Export: tfw England can't into Nations League
Aesthetics (outdated): 21 brown isis-chan's walk into a shisha bar and put their hijabs on
Music : 100 Dhol Songs

Matches

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
1 September 2017 Usa icon.png /usa/ Multinational Bowl 2 2-1 W Goal 37' Sharia Law
Goal 65' Rotherham Rape Gang
2 September 2017 Iww icon.png /iww/ Multinational Bowl 2 0-0 D
8 September 2017 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 2 2-0 W Goal 8' Rotherham Rape Gang
Goal 35' >Internet Radicals
8 September 2017 Iww icon.png /iww/ Multinational Bowl 2
Tiebreak Match
1-2 L Goal 76' >Internet Radicals
9 September 2017 Eire icon.png /eire/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-4 L Goal 44' Sharia Law
25 August 2018 Michigan icon.png /michigan/ Multinational Bowl 3 1-1 D Goal 12' Acid Attack
26 August 2018 Hoenn icon.png /hoenn/ Multinational Bowl 3 2-0 W Goal 25'74' Sharia Law
31 August 2018 VT icon.png /VT/ Multinational Bowl 3 1-1 D Goal 79' Sharia Law
1 September 2018 Br icon.png /br/ Multinational Bowl 3 0-0 (12-11) W Booked 106' Citizen Khan
2 September 2018 Strangereal icon.png /strangereal/ Multinational Bowl 3 1-0 W Goal 88' Sadiq Khan
2 September 2018 Usa icon.png /usa/ Multinational Bowl 3 1-0 W Goal 71' Sharia Law
2 September 2018 Ussr icon.png /ussr/ Multinational Bowl 3 2-0 W Goal 29' Acid Attacks
Goal 88' Sharia Law
20 September 2019 Ita icon.png /ita/ Multinational Bowl 4 1-1 D Goal 70' Sharia Law
22 September 2019 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 4 0-1 L
28 September 2019 Arg icon.png /arg/ Multinational Bowl 4 1-4 L Booked 7' Goal 54' Acid Attacks
Booked 43' Citizen Khan
12 March 2021 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 5 1-2 W Goal 10'52' Acid Attacks
Booked 81' >Islamic Converts
14 March 2021 Arg icon.png /arg/ Multinational Bowl 5 2-0 L Booked 12' White Girl Trafficking
19 March 2021 Ncr icon.png /ncr/ Multinational Bowl 5 2-2 D Goal 65'80' Cricket > Football
Booked 86' Sadiq Khan
20 March 2021 Ex-yu icon.png /ex-yu/ Multinational Bowl 5 1-3 W Goal 17'83' Acid Attacks
Goal 66' Cricket > Football
21 March 2021 Hoenn icon.png /hoenn/ Multinational Bowl 5 0-0 (4-2) L Booked 6' Paki Gangs
Booked 90+0' Sadiq Khan