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/v/
VIDYA GAEMZ!
/v/ - Video Games
Founded August, 2011 IRL manager Exec  !!s4zagtDZGcA Team colors Chat color 9900FF Dragon Dildo Purple Ranking 19 Highest rank 5 (August 9, 2011) Lowest rank 22 (April 1, 2012) Top scorer Gabe Newell (4) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /v/ - Video Games Nickname /v/irgins The /v/idya
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 18 5 15 38 47.37%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /v/  4–0  /ic/ October 13, 2012 Biggest defeat /a/  4–1  /v/ September 23, 2012 First match /v/  1–0  /s/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Snake Eater Goal horn GALO SENGEN, /v/ goalhorn forever)
Kits

DAMMIT /v/ YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT DO YOU EVEN PLAY GAEMS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????

[deep breath]

Despite having a large fanbase and being one of the founding teams of the 4Chan Cup, the city of /v/ has never had that much success in actually playing the game of association football. After earning themselves a quick exit from their first three Cups, /v/ was relegated to the Babby Cup. With the PESbro era over, many wondered if the team would ever claw its way out of the Babbys. But a Candidate (#2, to be specific) emerged with a slightly-changed roster and revitalized the depressed team. Even though /v/ met an unfortunate end in the second round due to Ultros spaghetti, they qualified for Winter. Then they did brety gud :DDD at winter, and finally they got fourth at '13 Summer in spite of height abuse, and the manager being busy during most of the knockouts.

Will /v/ triumph in the '14 Winter Cup? Will they ever win a Tsun-Derby match against /a/? Will Exec ever edit the wiki page to look actually up to date? You'll have to pre-order our game to find out!

Special Goalhorns

Following Players have special goalhorns if they score:

SANIC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg MAX volume required for authentinal Sanic feel
Gabe Newell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY

Team Roster

Sub

Starter

Bronze

Silver

Gold

No. Position Player 14   GK Trip 11   CB Phoenix Wright 6   CB Villager 4   LB Mystery of the Druids 22   RB No Fun Allowed 2   DMF Protoman 17   RMF PC Master Race 13   LMF Console Peasant 7   AMF SANIC 1   SS Reggie Fils-Aime 3   CF Gabe Newell (C)

No. Position Player 59   GK Chad Warden 20   DMF Senator Armstrong 5   LB RAGE 24   AMF Harry Enfield 99   RB Mr. Bones 15   LMF Adam Jensen 19   CB Dewrito Pope 10   RMF Donte 9   CB Captain Falcon 26   AMF DLC 18   AMF BKUB Chen 27   AMF Hideo Kojima

Aesthetics
FUCKING PES14
There'll be kits and faces here for the actual Winter Cup I assure you.

Tactics

THIS IS FUCKED UP BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE TEMPLATE FOR THIS SECTION IS UP TO DATE

File:Formation1.jpg

/v/    Formation 4-3-1-1-1    Tactics Standard    Player Support  16    Support Range  16    Position Switch  10    Attacking Style  10    Pressing  10    Defensive Line  5    Compactness  10    Def. Strategy  1

Set Piece Settings  Short Free Kicks Gabe Newell  Long Free Kicks Gabe Newell  Free Kicks 2 Reggie  Left Corner Kicks PC Master Race  Right Corner Kicks Console Peasant  Penalty Kicks Gabe Newell  Players to Join Attack Name Name Name Tactical Assistance  Offside Trap Off  Substitutions Flexible  Change Formation Off  Change Att/Def Levels Off

File:Formation2.jpg

/v/    Formation 3-2-3-1-1    Tactics Standard    Player Support  10    Support Range  10    Position Switch  10    Attacking Style  10    Pressing  14    Defensive Line  14    Compactness  10    Def. Strategy  1

Set Piece Settings  Short Free Kicks Gabe Newell  Long Free Kicks Gabe Newell  Free Kicks 2 Reggie  Left Corner Kicks PC Master Race  Right Corner Kicks Console Peasant  Penalty Kicks Gabe Newell  Players to Join Attack Name Name Name Tactical Assistance  Offside Trap Off  Substitutions Flexible  Change Formation Off  Change Att/Def Levels Off

Anthem

Snake Eater - 4chan Cup Version

What a game
With GabeN and Sanic through the night
What a game
I'm watching and i'll raging at you
What a feel in my heart
But you're so supreme!

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Someday we play wagglan games,
Someday we feed on Day 1 DLC,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see Episode 3

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/s/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Unknown
August, 2011	/int/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	Unknown
August, 2011	/sp/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 L	Unknown
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	Unknown
January 5, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Gaben  64'
January 6, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L	None
February 25, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Unknown
February 26, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L	None
April 28, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Spaghetti  11', 34', 69'
May 5, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Newell  25', 30'
May 26, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Arino  39'
July 13, 2012	/tg/	Group Stage SC2012	2-2 D	Newell  15' Arino  64'
July 14, 2012	/toy/	Group Stage SC2012	2-2 D	NO GAEMS  41' Newell  58'
July 15, 2012	/3/	Group Stage SC2012	2-1 L	Newell  56'
August 18, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Fils-Aime  90'
September 9, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 L	Newell  34' Fils-Aime  47', 59'
September 23, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Newell  60'
October 13, 2012	/ic/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-0 W	Newell  6' Fils-Aime  58', 72' Harriott  86'
October 14, 2012	/g/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-0 W	Newell  9', 19'
October 20, 2012	/h/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 L	DLC  59'
October 20, 2012	/soc/	Round of 16 ABC2012	1-0 L	None
December 8, 2012	/soc/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Fils-Aime  20' PC Master Race  49' Newell  51', 89'
February 9, 2013	/ck/	Group Stage WC2013	3-0 W	Gaben  33', 54' Sanic  67'
February 15, 2013	/hm/	Group Stage WC2013	2-1 W	Gabe Newell  6' Reggie  18'
February 17, 2013	/d/	Group Stage WC2013	4-2 W	Gabe Newell  36', 41', 60' Console Peasant  54'
February 23, 2013	/adv/	Round of 16 WC2013	3-2 W	Gabe Newell  14', 73'
April 5, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	SANIC  70'
April 13, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 L
July 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
July 20, 2013	/tg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Gaben  20' Reggie  52' Protoman  85'
August 17, 2013	/lit/	Group Stage SC2013	7-0 W	Reggie  6', 77' Gabe Newell  19', 23', 60' SANIC  29', 82'
August 23, 2013	/d/	Group Stage SC2013	0-3 L
August 25, 2013	/b/	Group Stage SC2013	1-0 W	Gabe Newell  6'
August 31, 2013	/sp/	Round of 16 SC2013	2-1 W	Hideo Kojima  6' Reggie  62'
September 1, 2013	/mlp/	Quarterfinals SC2013	2-1 W	Cpt. Falcon  35' Gabe Newell  42'
September 1, 2013	/wg/	Semifinals SC2013	1-3 L	Reggie  81'
September 1, 2013	/b/	Third Place Playoff SC2013	1-3 L	SANIC  28'
September 28, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Gabe Newell  13' Reggie  45+'
October 6, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	SOOPER SANIC  63' Gabe Newell  78' (pen.)
January 11, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Gabe Newell  76'
January 18, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
February 15, 2014	/x/	Group Stage WC2014	2-2 D	Gabe Newell  38', 90+'
February 21, 2014	/int/	Group Stage WC2014	3-2 W	Console Peasent  19' PC Master Race  34', 45+'
February 23, 2014	/c/	Group Stage WC2014

Rivalries

/v/ vs /a/- Tsundere Bowl

/a/ and /v/ have a difficult relationship. Both are one of the oldest 4chan boards and while quite a few /a/ followers enjoy the vidya (especially JRPGs) and plenty of /v/irgins watch animu (even though they never admit it), wee/a/boos are frowned upon when spotted by /v/irgins. The devastating defeat in the last Autumn 2012 Friendlies only fueled the fire.

/v/ vs /vp/- Pokeyman Bowl

/v/ rightfully disowned his son, /vp/, at a young age. /vp/ have never really forgiven their parents and just want to beat them at every opportunity. While some say that /v/ had more games until they kicked out /vp/, a quick look into /vp/ shows how little of this is true.

/v/ vs /vg/- Vidya Derby

Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother rivalry is bound to ensue, especially with several former /v/ players like Hat general or Shazbot now plays for /vg/. Shitposting with no video games vs circlejerking with some video games, who will come out on top?

/v/ vs /mlp/- FUCKING PONIES

While there is quite a lot of things /v/ hates, and most boards on 4chan despise ponies and everything associated with it, nothing compares to the burning hatred /v/ has for the little horsefucking scumbags. Should /v/ ever lose a game to /mlp/, their rage will turn 4chan into a scorched wasteland. Though secretly /v/ wants them to win, so they may be free from /v/.