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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Giant Pile of DLC'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''>SRPG'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Paradlc.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Paradlc.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Every Paradox game is unplayable without it.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|For all the SRPG, that aren’t XCOM. Enjoy the mystery gacha player that encompasses everything from Fire Emblem to Super Robot Wars
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''4'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''420'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Erika'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''“WE WUZ PHAROAHS”'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:CoH2 Panzer IV.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Kangz-6.jpg.png|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Driving over the fields of Poland at the behest of [https://arch.b4k.co/vst/thread/1061072/ questionable generals], Erika and her dubiously competent commander, Reinhold Johann will live forever in the hearts of a/vst/ists everywhere.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|DAAAAAAAS RITE
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''20'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''69'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Bake_it.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Silent_orchestra.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|This entire cup must be reset.
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|That'll be all your energy plus tip.<br>The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage.
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''6'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''22'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."'''
|align="center"|[[File:Bake_it.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|This entire cup must be reset.
|align="center"|'''6'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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|align="center"|{{greentext|He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units}}
|align="center"|{{greentext|He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units}}
|align="center"|'''16'''
|align="center"|'''16'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD'''
|align="center"|[[File:Silent_orchestra.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|That'll be all your energy plus tip.<br>The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage.
|align="center"|'''22'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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|align="center"|The product of [[Media:Crusader_Cucks.png|/vst/'s first legendary thread]], King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of WAGs to seduce.
|align="center"|The product of [[Media:Crusader_Cucks.png|/vst/'s first legendary thread]], King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of WAGs to seduce.
|align="center"|'''15'''
|align="center"|'''15'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Is It Done Yuri?'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Yuri portrait.png|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|No, Comrade Premier.  It has only begun
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''18'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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|align="center"|'''24'''
|align="center"|'''24'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Artificial """Intelligence"""'''
|align="center"|[[File:Dragoonai.gif]]
|align="center"|Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players.
|align="center"|'''8'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''El Presidente'''
|align="center"|[[File:El_presidente.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions?
|align="center"|'''7'''
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<h3>Attack</h3>
<h3>Attack</h3>
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|width="40%" style="background:#153FFF;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="40%" style="background:#153FFF;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Wololo'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Wololo.gif|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|WTF I love /vst/ now
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''9'''
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}{{Captain}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}{{Captain}}
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''11'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''11'''
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Wololo'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Wololo.gif|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|WTF I love /vst/ now
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''9'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Karl Franz'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Smug_franz.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''18'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|'''El Presidente'''
|align="center"|[[File:El_presidente.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions?
|align="center"|'''7'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|'''Artificial """Intelligence"""'''
|align="center"|[[File:Dragoonai.gif]]
|align="center"|Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players.
|align="center"|'''8'''
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|align="center"|Deactivated after repeatedly mistaking Gandhi's goals for hostile launches.
|align="center"|Deactivated after repeatedly mistaking Gandhi's goals for hostile launches.
|align="center"|'''14'''
|align="center"|'''14'''
 
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Giant Pile of DLC'''
|align="center"|[[File:Paradlc.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Discontinued due to budget restraints because of the every increasing amount of DLC
|align="center"|'''4'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Erika'''
|align="center"|[[File:CoH2 Panzer IV.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Due to all spare parts being used in fighting in Eastern Europe she was retired and was placed in the middle of the Volkshalle for her service.  Her crew awarded with Knight’s Cross with Oak Leaves for their service.
|align="center"|'''20'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Karl Franz'''
|align="center"|[[File:Smug_franz.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|Left to summon the electors counts, apparently couldn’t come back because of a universe reset
|align="center"|'''18'''
[[Category:Official team rosters|vst]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|vst]]

Latest revision as of 06:20, 15 January 2024

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Current Roster

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Goalkeepers

Position Name Picture Description Number
  GK
>no 110% speed Pyramid.png BUILD FASTER, DAMN YOU! 1
  GK
Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches Power liches.jpg The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced. 2

Defence

Position Name Picture Description Number
  CB
>SRPG Paradlc.png For all the SRPG, that aren’t XCOM. Enjoy the mystery gacha player that encompasses everything from Fire Emblem to Super Robot Wars 420
  LB
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS Pylon.jpg You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas. 3
  CB
“WE WUZ PHAROAHS” Kangz-6.jpg.png DAAAAAAAS RITE 69
  RB
ABIBA TOOT Abiba toot.jpg This is war. 23
  CB
Metal Boxes Metal Bawkses.png Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES! 5
  CB
Is PES a Strategy Game? Pesychological Horror.png Testing suggests otherwise. 13
  CB
Horatio Horatio.jpeg All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged.
Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team. 		21
  LB
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE Carbot ling.jpg Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay. 19
  RB
Tall/Wide Tallwide.png Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility. 17

Midfield

Position Name Picture Description Number
  CMF
WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD Silent orchestra.png That'll be all your energy plus tip.
The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage. 		22
  CMF
"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD." Bake it.jpg This entire cup must be reset. 6
  DMF
">99% chance to hit" The 99 percent.png Surely nuCOM would never lie to you about probabilities. 10
  CMF
DORKEI HATQAPA IBERIM DHI.png >He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units 16
  CMF
King Gedivilas of Chadtuania Gedivilas.png The product of /vst/'s first legendary thread, King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of WAGs to seduce. 15
  CMF
Is It Done Yuri? Yuri portrait.png No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun 18
  CMF
THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED Thermal Signature.png Sound General Quarters! 24
  CMF
Artificial """Intelligence""" Dragoonai.gif Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players. 8
  CMF
El Presidente El presidente.jpg No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions? 7

Attack

Position Name Picture Description Number
  SS
Wololo Wololo.gif WTF I love /vst/ now 9
  CF

Captain

KANE LIVES Kane lives.jpg The captain and Time's Man of the Year,
KANE
LIVES
IN
DEATH 		12
  AMF
Nuclear Gandhi Nukedhi.jpg Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net. 11

The Memorial

Position Name Picture Description Number
  CB
Nuclear Launch Detected Nukespam.jpg Deactivated after repeatedly mistaking Gandhi's goals for hostile launches. 14
  CB
Giant Pile of DLC Paradlc.png Discontinued due to budget restraints because of the every increasing amount of DLC 4
  CB
Erika CoH2 Panzer IV.png Due to all spare parts being used in fighting in Eastern Europe she was retired and was placed in the middle of the Volkshalle for her service. Her crew awarded with Knight’s Cross with Oak Leaves for their service. 20
  CMF
Karl Franz Smug franz.jpg Left to summon the electors counts, apparently couldn’t come back because of a universe reset 18
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