/vst/ Roster

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Current Roster

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Goalkeepers

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
GK	>no 110% speed	ph	Just not fast enough.	1
GK	Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches		The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced.	2

Defence

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
CB	Giant Pile of DLC		Every Paradox game is unplayable without it.	4
CB	Metal Boxes		Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!	5
RB	"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."		This entire citrella must be peeled.	6
LB	YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS		You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas.	3
CB	Is PES a Strategy Game?		Testing suggests otherwise.	13
CB	Nuclear Launch Detected		Should've built more detection.	14
CB	Panzerkampfwagenphilia		The eternal wehraboo.	20
CB	Horatio		All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged. Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team.	21
LB	ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE		Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay.	19
RB	Tall/Wide		Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility.	17

Midfield

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
CMF	El Presidente		No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions?	7
CMF	Artificial """Intelligence"""		Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players.	8
LMF	Wololo		WTF I love /vst/ now	9
RMF	">99% chance to hit"		Surely nu-com would never lie to you about probabilities.	10
CMF	MISTOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKOI		The peak of modding autism.	16
CMF	WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD		That'll be all your energy plus tip. The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage.	22
CMF	King Gedivilas of Chadtuania		King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of WAGs to seduce.	15
CMF	Karl Franz		SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!	18
CMF	ABIBA TOOT		This is war.	23

Attack

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
SS	KANE LIVES		The captain and Time's Man of the Year, KANE LIVES IN DEATH	12
SS	Nuclear Gandhi		Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net.	11

The Memorial

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