/wsg/

/wsg/
Tuto Operari, Ludere Vincere
/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF
Founded March 2013 Manager Steve Wilhite Owner CompuServe/AOL IRL manager RollFizzlebeef !!Mdbo3QyfTum Team colors Chat color d02323 Americana Crimson Nuevo Ranking 33 Highest rank 33 (June, 2014) Lowest rank 56 (October, 2013) Top scorer Duane (14) Top assister Duane (5) Captain Duane Website /wsg/ - Worksafe GIF Nickname The Wiseguys The Workers Union The Working Class
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 9 3 6 18 50%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /wsg/  3–0  /s/ April 19, 2014 Biggest defeat /wsg/  1–4  /lgbt/ October 25, 2013 First match /wsg/  1–1  /k/ September 28, 2013
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Loverboy - Working For The Weekend Goal horn Duane's Dance Diddy
Kits

All paperwork signed and notarized in triplicate, /wsg/ has successfully applied for a chance at glory in the 4chan Cup!

Formulating their business strategies and head-hunting for the best personnel since early 2013, Worksafe GIF have had a very successful entrance into the world of the 4Chan Cup. Finally gaining traction amongst the Cup's toughest challengers, they're primed for a profitable Summer quarter!

A strong business plan on the field and one of the funkiest, most hard-nosed strikers of all time in team captain Duane means /wsg/ have the skills required to perform a hostile takeover on many a Cup foe.

Roster

Main article: /wsg/ Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Deal With It 17   LB Boston Dynamics 10   CB .webm Megathread 6   CB VLC Glitch 11   RB Stephen Colbert 12   DMF Cup Stacking Otter 20   LMF Dodger Leigh 18   AMF Brent Rambo 21   RMF Roka Shibasaki 22   SS Big Shake 9   CF Duane

No. Position Player 2   GK Get Out 3   GK LOL DIDN'T READ 8   LB Jet Preacher 88   CB Seamless Loops 4   CB Cinemagraphics 5   CB WASTED 44   RB Thanks, Obama! 95   DMF The Raptor 16   DMF Earl of Lemongrab 19   CMF The Carleton 61   CMF Did He Died? 56   AMF 56 Chicken Nuggets

The Formation

/wsg/ Formation: 4-1-3-2	Tactics Quick Counter    Player Support  11    Support Range  10    Position Switch  8    Front Line Pressure  15    Defensive Line  15    Defensive Compactness  15    Shifting to Attack  15    Attack/Defence Level  10

History

Main Article: /wsg/ History

2014 Summer Cup

In a move that can only be described as a blatant attempt at demoralization of an energized and focused /wsg/ squad, DrBorisG's hat pitted them into a third straight group of death. Legal action was taken against the hat in question. However, the case was thrown out of small claims court when it was revealed that no damages could be paid for by an inanimate object which >does it for free.

Their opponents would in include Winter Cup winner /trv/, the Elite Goat Army of /sp/, and the unpredictable /gd/. /wsg/ management went on record with press regarding their adversaries, describing the situation as "a Mexican standoff, and /gd/'s the one in the middle of it all holding a grenade. They may very well blow us all to smithereens."

Group Stage day one threw the Working Class into the fire quickly as Le Cut Inside Man lived up to his name early, giving /sp/ the first goal of the Summer Cup. Thanks, Obama! delivered an equalizer in short fashion, but USA USA USA was able to take off his oxygen mask and follow up on a loose rebound to leave /wsg/ in dire straights, 1-2.

Day Three proved almost as frustrating for the Working Class. /gd/'s catenaccio play style meant scoring chances were few and far between. The deadlock broke after Roka Shibasaki curled a deep free kick around the wall and past the keeper. That would prove to be the difference and would give /wsg/ hope going into Day 5.

While day 5 might be seen as /gd/'s day (having relegated the once indomitable /sp/ 2-0 just prior to /wsg/ taking the pitch), /wsg/ would also make waves in the Elite Cup scene. Sitting on three points to /trv/'s two, /wsg/ needed only a win or draw to force the Winter Champs into the Autumn Babbies. While Superpornowat Farangbang would make it interesting before the end of the first half, Duane and Big Shake would find their form in time to thrust /wsg/ into the knockouts, 2-1.

/wsg/ would finish with a record of 2-0-1, good for six points and top spot in Group A. /wsg/ would also become just the seventh team in cup history to lose their first match during a group stage and still advance.

Tournament Record

Event	Group Stage Record (W-D-L)	Result	Note
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1-2 (4pts, 4th Place Group B)	Did Not Advance	First Tournament in /wsg/ History
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0-1 (9pts, 1st Place Group A)	10th Place, Lost in Ro16 (Promotion)	First Promotion in /wsg/ History
2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0-1 (6pts, 1st Place Group A)	TBD	Def. Reigning Champion /trv/ (Group Stage)

Match Record

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September, 2013	/k/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Big Shake  41'
September, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Duane  23', 52'
October 25, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-0 W	Duane  47'
October 25, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-4 L	Duane  64'
October 26, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Duane  90'
October 27, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Duane  30', 41'
January 18, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Big Shake  6'
January 19, 2014	/f/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Duane  2', 85' Big Shake  33', 90+'
April 6, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	2-0 W	Big Shake  55' Duane  78'
April 11, 2014	/jp/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	0-1 L
April 13, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	2-1 W	Big Shake  76' Dodger Leigh  82'
April 19, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	3-0 W	Duane  4' Big Shake  17' 56 Chicken Nuggets  88'
April 26, 2014	/fa/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Knockout Stage	2-2 L (3-4 PK)	Mako Mankanshoku  90+' Duane  105+'
June 1, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Brent Rambo  8', 33' Dodger Leigh  30'
June 8, 2014	/f/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Duane  60'
June 18, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group A	1-2 L	Thanks, Obama!  10'
June 20, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group A	1-0 W	Roka Shibasaki  69'
June 26, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group A	2-1 W	Duane  26' Big Shake  33'
August 2, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stage

Unofficial Games

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 2, 2013	/cm/	Halloween Bowl 2013 Round of 16	3-2 W	Cartel Execution  45+' Did he died  52' NSFW  60'
November 3, 2013	/d/	Halloween Bowl 2013 Quarterfinals	1-3 L	Nguyen Van Lem  54'
March 22, 2014	/tg/	Tottori Cup 2 Quarterfinals	1-2 L	Big Shake  53'

Goal and Assist Tallies

Red background denotes inactive/retired players.

Player	Caps	Goals	Assists
Duane	18	14	5
Big Shake	18	8	3
Dodger Leigh	12	2	2
Anime Thread Representative	11	2	2
Brent Rambo	8	2	1
56 Chicken Nuggets	9	1	0
Thanks, Obama!	8	1	0
Cupcake Dog	6	0	1
Seizure Bro	6	0	1
Hypnotoad	4	0	1

Rivalries

The Moving Picture Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though.

0-0-1

Blazin' All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen. Some teams just want to watch the football world burn.

1-1-0

War of the Wiseguys "What's in a name?" While either team by any other nickname would play just as well, /wg/ and /wsg/ both hotly contest one-another for the coveted "Wiseguys" monicker. Facing a former cup winner might seem like certain doom, but Worksafe GIF will be quick to remind you that they have beaten a team with championship credentials before. CURRENT WISEGUYS WINNER: /wsg/

1-0-0

Honours

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup No. Position Player 5   CB LOL DIDN'T READ

All-Star Starting Eleven

Export

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