/wsg/

/wsg/
Tutus Operari, Ludere Vincere.
/wsg/ - Worksafe Gifs
Founded March 2013 Manager Steve Wilhite Owner CompuServe/AOL IRL manager Hessen !!P9xqPo+U71+ RollFizzlebeef !!Mdbo3QyfTum Team colors Chat color c91c1c Americana Crimson Ranking 48 Highest rank 48 (January, 2014) Lowest rank 56 (October, 2013) Top scorer Duane (9) Top assister Duane/Big Shake (2) Captain Duane Website /wsg/ - Worksafe Gifs Nickname N/A
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 3 2 3 8 37.5%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /wsg/  4–2  /f/ January 19, 2014 Biggest defeat /wsg/  1–4  /lgbt/ October 25, 2013 First match /wsg/  1–1  /k/ September 28, 2013
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Loverboy - Working For The Weekend Goal horn Duane's Dance Diddy
Kits

Introduction

All paperwork rubber stamped in triplicate, /wsg/ has successfully applied for a chance at glory in the 4chan Cup!

Formulating their business strategies and head-hunting for the best personnel since early 2013, Worksafe Gif have had a slow but productive entrance into the world of the 4Chan Cup. Missing the deadline for Spring Babbies due to former CEO Ahzu's mysterious disappearance, they've set course towards a new frontier on the shoulders of two new executives, Hessen and RollFizzlebeef.

With new blood at the company's head, an strong foundation on the field, and one of the funkiest, most hard-nosed strikers of all time in team captain Duane, /wsg/ have the skills required to perform a hostile takeover on many a Cup foe.

Roster

Main article: /wsg/ Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Deal With It 5   CB LOL DIDN'T READ 4   CB Blue Ball Machine 10   LB Abandon Thread 24   RB Did He Died? 13   DMF Smells Like Ass 56   CMF 56 Chicken Nuggets 18   CMF Infomericals 20   AMF Dodger Leigh 22   SS Big Shake 9   CF Duane

No. Position Player 2   GK Get Out 3   GK Haters Gonna Hate 6   CB VLC Glitch 7   CB Ring, Ring! 8   CB Carrot 12   LB Rhino Eggs 11   RB Jet Preacher 16   DMF THANKS, OBAMA! 17   DMF The Carlton 15   CMF Cupcake Dog 88   CMF Seamless Loops 28   CF Brent Rambo

The Formation

/wsg/ Formation: 4-1-2-1-2	Tactics Quick Counter    Player Support  11    Support Range  10    Position Switch  8    Front Line Pressure  15    Defensive Line  15    Defensive Compactness  15    Shifting to Attack  15    Attack/Defence Level  10

Goal and Assist Tallies

Red background denotes inactive/retired players.

Player	Caps	Goals	Assists
Duane	8	9	2
Big Shake	8	4	2
Dodger Leigh	2	0	1
Cupcake Dog	6	0	1
Seizure Bro	6	0	1
Hypnotoad	?	0	1

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September, 2013	/k/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Big Shake 41'
September, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Duane 23', 52'
October 25, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-0 W	Duane 47'
October 25, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-4 L	Duane 64'
October 26, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Duane 90'
October 27, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Duane 30', 41'
January 18, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Big Shake 6'
January 19, 2014	/f/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Duane  2', 85' Big Shake  33', 90+'

Unofficial Games

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 2, 2013	/cm/	Halloween Bowl 2013 Round of 16	3-2 W	Cartel Execution  45+' Did he died  52' NSFW  60'
November 3, 2013	/d/	Halloween Bowl 2013 Quarterfinals	1-3 L	Nguyen Van Lem  54'

Export

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Winter Friendlies Tictacs

vs /trv/: Preset Uno yolo.
At 65'ish: Sub out Blue Ball Machine for Carrot, Smells Like Ass for Thanks, Obama! and 56 Chicken Nuggets for Seamless Loops

vs /f/: Preset Two All 10's Potatyolo Knishes Swag.
At 65'ish: Sub out Abandon Thread for Rhino Eggs, LOL Didn't Read for VLC Glitch and Did He Died? for Jet Preacher.