2015 4chan Summer Cup Fantasy Football

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Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Based GLT - - CB Colombian Nazi Weed Pope - - CB Smiling Argentinian - - CB >Marclelo - - DMF #NoEraPenal - - CMF Hamez - - AMF The Flying Dutchman of Fair Play and Anti Rigging - - AMF ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh puto - - SS >5pa1n >bra7-1l - - SS Le Cut Inside Man - - CF ayyy lmao - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK CONCACAF STRONK - - CB >Yurop - - CB >1 (one) point - - DMF Ghanian Witch Doctor - - CMF USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA - - CF #FreeSuarez - -

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Is this even legal?

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Groped - - CB Shovelman 2 2 LB Capeshit - - RB Aeris Dies 4 4 AMF >>>/r/ 1 1 CMF Zone 5 5 CMF Black Sunshine - - AMF Stacy's Mom 2 2 SS Jace 28 28 SS Purest Form Of Love 10 10 CF Homucifer 16 16

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Emprah - - CB Multiple Attackers 2 2 CB /tg/ Chess - - AMF Satoru Iwata 7 7 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - SS For You 13 13

My team > Your Team

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Gaston - - CB Ahegao - - CB /tg/ Chess - - CB Atlas 2 2 DMF ISIS-Chan 1 1 CMF Faust 3 3 DMF Ronnie 1 1 CMF Princess Twilight 9 9 AMF Doom 16 16 RWF Jeff Mangum 14 14 LWF Reika Kitami 5 5

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK James Cameron 4 4 LB Capeshit 1 1 RB Ayn Rand 1 1 DMF My Nugga 1 1 AMF Kinder Eggs 1 1 CF Nachos 11 11

Team Fabrosi's Friendship Fantasy Fucks: Depression Edition

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Cast Iron Skillet - - CB Banjo 2 2 CB Gardevoir Paizuri 1 1 CB Fuck Your Marker - - DMF Botnet 1 1 CMF HAAAAAN~ 2 2 CMF Satoru Iwata 2 2 CMF Princess Twilight - - AMF Perfect Coffee 5 5 SS Doomguy 22 22 SS >rape 34 34

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Segata Sanshiro 2 2 CB Goggles 1 1 CB Ayayayaya - - DMF Feito-chan - - CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CF Install Gentoo 1 1

Cyclo Logic Gaming

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Stallman - - CB No Discernable Talent - - CB >filters 2 2 CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CMF Hex Maniac 1 1 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CMF Black Sunshine - - AMF Kneesocks - - AMF Faye Artemis 5 5 SS Dmitrys 4 4 CF Futa/Alternative 4 4

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Powerglove - - LB Katie Loved Books - - RB Elves - - CMF Megumi - - AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 CF Banned 3 3

Team Cute 2D Girls and Other Assorted Friends

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 LB Capeshit 1 1 CB Anthony Fantano - - CB /tg/ Chess - - RB Delicious Loli - - CMF Mr Thorax 1 1 CMF Los Tiburon - - AMF Akkarin 20 20 SS Jace 10 10 SS For You 21 21 CF Triforce 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Derpy Hooves - - CB Nasheed -1 -1 CB Chris Hansen - - CMF Daily Dose - - CMF Kanye West 1 1 CF Homucifer 8 8

I can't think of a name FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Merzbow 3 3 LB Science Babies - - CB Onee-sama 7 7 RB Befriending -1 -1 AMF /shugazi/ 2 2 AMF Creed 16 16 AMF Lain Iwakura 2 2 CMF Muscle Wizard 2 2 CMF Feet - - DMF Sir Bearington 2 2 LWF MC Ride 42 42

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stallman - - LB Cringe 6 6 RB Jizzus Christ 6 6 CMF Check Em 3 3 CMF GNU/Linux - - LWF Rate My Cock 19 19

Team 'Did Someone Just Say "Weeaboo?" 'Cause I Think I Heard Someone Say "Weeaboo."'

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 LB Nipaa - - CB Dessert Ramen 2 2 RB Delicious Loli - - CMF WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY 1 1 CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 AMF Lain Iwakura 2 2 AMF Giga Puddi 23 23 SS Hidekaz - - SS Kacho Arino 46 46 CF Takumi 34 34

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Taiga Kagami - - LB Dorifto - - RB Cultist-chan - - CMF Edward Elric 1 1 CMF Macarons - - SS Lolicatgirls 1 1

Team Teams that are going to top their groups

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Emprah 3 3 RB Lava Golem - - LB Capeshit 2 2 CB Anthony Fantano 3 3 DMF Preggo 1 1 CMF Ben Ibn Al-Ah'Fleck - - CMF Faust 3 3 AMF Perfect Coffee - - CF Brendan Fraser 9 9 SS >rape 34 34 CF Doomrider 58 58

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Derpy Hooves 6 6 RB Phil Elverum 1 1 CB Will I Die? 2 2 CMF r8 my Pizza 1 1 CMF Check Em - - CF Triforce 30 30

LoliSquidGirls FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 RB Me And My Wife 1 1 LB Science Babies - - CB Atlas 2 2 DMF Pissey 1 1 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 CMF Greedy Reseller 2 2 SS Jace 14 14 SS Lolicatgirls 6 6 CF Homucifer 8 8

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Merzbow 1 1 CB Mega Man - - CB Al/ck/oholic - - AMF /shugazi/ - - CMF Muscle Wizard 5 5 CF Nachos 11 11

Team Una vela…

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Emprah 3 3 CB Multiple Attackers 5 5 CB Rule 34 1 1 CB CS Grad -1 -1 DMF RIP Clarkson 1 1 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 AMF Perfect Coffee 5 5 AMF Stacy's Mom 2 2 SS Real Human Being 28 28 CF Da Hood 1 1

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Segata Sanshiro 1 1 CB M. Transmitíon - - CB Chubby 2 2 CMF Sir Arthur - - DMF Louis CK 1 1 CF Box/MT + Judo/BJJ 10 10

Straight Outta Ruston

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Segata Sanshiro 1 1 LB Kirby -2 -2 CB Cleganebowl 1 1 RB Me And My Wife 1 1 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 CMF Food Pics From Japan - - AMF /shugazi/ 2 2 AMF Dan "The Candy Man" Schnieder 10 10 SS Giga Puddi 23 23 SS Lolicatgirls 6 6 RWF Jeff Mangum 14 14

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Powerglove - - CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 CB Al/ck/oholic 5- 5 CMF Ben Ibn Al-Ah'Fleck - - AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 CF Homucifer 8 8

Waifu-tan Memorial FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Derpy "Muffins" Hooves 6 6 CB >fil "CRT best RT" ters 2 2 CB Anthony "Booyeah, Baby" Fantano 1 1 LB Dickass "Power: 10" Thief 4 4 RB Cultist "10/10 would bang" Chan 1 1 CMF Black "Eclipse" Sunshine 1 1 AMF Long Shadow ">>>/R/ SCORES" Faggotry 2 2 AMF Princess "Best Tulpa" Twilight 3 3 CF Doom "DOOOOOOOOM" Rider 10 10 SS Thunder "Struck" Thighs 42 42 SS Takeo "FOEFOEFOE" Ischi 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK "Thank You Based" Madokami 10 10 CB Rule "Muh Dick" 34 3 3 CB Rate My "Amazing Job at PESing [s4s]" Logo 2 2 CMF Daily "Thanks, Doc" Dose 3 3 DMF 60s "This Is Bullshit You Can't Sub Off" Spiderman 4 4 CF Banned "From Scoring Until The Last Fucking Game" 3 3

WHEN WILL SMALL MARKET FAGS STOP GETTING BTFO?

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Derpy "GUARANTEED TO GET 10 SAVES AND >PES THE OPPOSITION" Hooves 6 6 CB JDIM "JUST DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY" SA 1 1 CB /tg/ "PATRICIANS ONLY" Chess - - CB Anthony "DROPPING NEEDLES LIKE HE DROPS HIS SIDE CHARACTERS" Fantano 1 1 CMF Los "TACKLES YOUR AMF LIKE HE TACKLES FUCKING DRAGONS" Tiburon - - CMF Lauren "THE TEMPTRESS" Faust 3 3 AMF Sufjan "THE SUN CAME AND SO HAVE I" Stevens 1 1 AMF Dan "THE CANDY MAN" Schneider - - SS Best "FUCK HORSES THEY'RE ALL SHIT" Pony 32 32 CF "THE BIG GUY" For You 18 18 CF Michael "THE EMPIRE STATE MIME" Gira 14 14

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Fuckin' "SAVED LIKE JIZZUS CHRIST'S BOTTLES OF SEMEN" Saved 6 6 CB Rule "63 IS BETTER" 34 7 7 CB "THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER TRUE" Queen of /b/ 6 6 CMF Muscle "I CAST FOOT" Wizard 1 1 - - CF "BIG BOARD NO FANS" Install Gentoo 6 6

Team Smugleaf's Electric Mice Inc.

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Powerglove - - LB Crotchtits -2 -2 CB Goggles 3 3 RB Hide Nagachika - - CMF Daily Dose 6 6 AMF /shugazi/ - - AMF Dan "The Candy Man" Schneinder - - AMF Creed 2 2 SS Hidekaz 1 1 SS Takeo Ischi 7 7 CF >rape 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Not Retro 3 3 CB Onee-sama - - CB Ayayayaya 2 2 AMF Sufjan Stevens - - AMF Thom Yorke - - CF Da Hood 1 1

As Kawaii As It Can Be

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 LB Katie Loved Books - - CB Questionable Age - - CB Emma Stone 1 1 RB Homura - - DMF ISIS-chan 1 1 CMF Xiao Mei - - AMF Akkarin 10 10 LWF Lolita Wanted It 4 4 CF Homucifer 16 16 CF Yoko Littner 11 11

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Handwritten - - LB Elves - - RB Ayn Rand 1 1 DMF Pomf-chan 3 3 AMF Delicious Flat Chest - - CF /co/lette 16 16

Dr.Piccolos Daily Dose of Maymays

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Segata "Saturn" Sanshiro - - Wat Car Is Gud is a LB. Lost player - - CB Killer Mike - - LB "Poyo" Kirby 2 2 DMF Sir "Not a bear" Bearington 5 5 CMF That Guy 1 1 CMF "The Doctor" DAILY DOSE 6 6 CMF Satoru "RIPIP" Iwata - - AMF Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider - - SS "Big guy" FOR YOU 10 10 SS Thunder Thighs 18 18

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Emprah -2 -2 LB Banjo - - CB Nasheed - - CMF Gordon "RAW!" Ramsay - - DMF Renault Twingo 1 1 CF "That fucking cat" Kerning 24 24

Team No Nevermind I Still Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Merzbow 3 3 LB WAYWO? -1 -1 CB Rule 34 7 7 RB Cultist-Chan 1 1 CMF HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ 1 1 AMF >>>/r/ 1 1 CMF Satoru Iwata 2 2 CMF Greedy Resellers 9 9 AMF Akkarin 10 10 SS Kacho Arino 23 23 SS For You 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Segata Sanshiro 1 1 LB PPPPUUUU~ - - CB >beans in chili 2 2 CMF Edward Elric 1 1 AMF Paul Walker 1 1 CF Doomrider 36 36

If It Happens On Game Day, You Didn't Get PES'd -- The Other Team Was Just Better

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Airport General Mark X - - LB Stockings 1 1 CB /tg/ Chess - - CB Orange Transparent Chainsaw - - CMF Daily Dose 3 3 CMF Muscle Wizard 5 5 SS Archer 2 2 AMF Bravest Bird 6 6 RWF Kneesocks 3 3 LWF Slave Princess 1 1 CF Cunt Destroyer 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Cast-Iron Skillet - - CB Housefires 5 5 CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - DMF Gunbuster 1 1 CF Futa/Alternative 2 2

Team bigsmall Market Teams sucked the Fuck in Ponyconspiracymercfagsshitpostcore #17starsontheflank. FC Soccer Club Team.

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Derpy Hooves 6 6 CB Atlas 2 2 CB Goggles 8 8 CB Chubby 6 6 CMF Princess Twilight 9 9 AMF Long Shadow Faggotry 2 2 AMF Paul Walker 4 4 AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 SS Jace 14 14 SS Thunder Thighs 2 2 SS Best Pony 38 38

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Madokami 10 10 CB Housefires - - CB Black Ice Tree - - AMF Satoru Iwata - - AMF Muscle Wizard 1 1 CF Homucifer 1 1

Bet Rigtor Inc.

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Merzbow 1 1 CB Mega Man 3 3 CB Bjork 5 5 RB Hide Nagachika - - CMF Black Sunshine 1 1 CMF Zone 5 5 AMF Long Shadow Faggotry 2 2 AMF Teru Time 10 10 AMF Akkarin 2 2 SS Install Gentoo 22 22 SS Da Hood 60 60

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Groped - - CB Big Tits - - CB JDIMSA 1 1 CMF HAAAAAAAAN~ - - AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 CF Kerning 24 24

White Pride Worldwide

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Snoop Dog - - CB Black Ice Tree - - CB Ryuu Zaou - - RB Chinkmagic 2 2 CMF Food Pics In Japan 1 1 CMF Princess 'Black' Twilight - - CMF Ben Ibn Al-Ah'Fleck - - CMF Black Sunshine - - SS Makoto Tachibana 4 4 LWF MC Ride 42 42 CF Da Hood 2 2

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Garterbelt - - CB Killer Mike - - CB Nasheed - - CMF Crazy Hassan - - CMF Eyepoke Jones 1 1 CF Triforce 9 9

Surf's Up

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Cast-Iron Skillet - - LB Capeshit - - CB Chubby 3 3 CB Multiple Attackers - - RB Lava Golem - - DMF Feito-Chan 4 4 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - AMF Creed 9 9 AMF In The Crack 5 5 CF Nachos 22 22 SS CENAWINSLOL 12 12

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Madokami 10 10 CB Queen of /b/ 6 6 CB Rule 34 7 7 DMF Pissey 1 1 AMF Sufjan Stevens 1 1 RWF Jeff Mangum 7 7

May-May United

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Derpy Hooves 6 6 LB Not /asp/ 1 1 CB Snapchat 2 2 RB >no hooves - - AMF Creed 9 9 AMF Akkarin 20 20 AMF Paul Walker 4 4 CMF Check Em 3 3 SS Helvetica 4 4 SS You Love You Lose 1 1 CF Doomrider 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Fuckin' Saved 6 6 CB /tg/ Chess - - CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 CMF Check Em 3 3 CMF Pipebomb 1 1 29 29

Team when is /v/ going to git gud so I can put sanic in my FF team FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 LB Capeshit 1 1 CB Black Ice Tree - - CB Shitbox 1 1 RB Aeris Dies - - DMF Preggo 3 3 CMF Los Tiburon 1 1 AMF In The Crack 2 2 AMF Creed 16 16 SS Purest Form of Love 10 10 CF CRT 58 58

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Civic - - CB Dickass Thief - - CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 DMF 60s Spiderman 1 1 CMF Asking For It 3 3 CF Takumi 17 17

Team I should have done something better with my life, but I'm doing this instead

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Civic - - CB Ritchie - - CB MAME 1 1 RB Cultist-chan 1 1 DMF Masaokis - - CMF Megumi - - CMF Daily Dose 3 3 AMF Perfect Coffee 10 10 AMF American Dragon 8 8 CF CRT 3 3 CF Nachos 22 22

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK OP 1 1 CB JDIMSA - - LB Delicious Loli - - AMF Satoru Iwata 2 2 CMF >>>/r/ - - SS Lolicatgirls 3 3

Team IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK, YOU'LL BE SCORIN' ON FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME, MIGHT EVEN WIN A CUP OR TWO

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Powerglove - - LB Dickass Thief 2 2 CB Gardevoir Paizuri - - PPPPUUUU is a LB. Lost player - - AMF Sufjan Stevens 2 2 AMF Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider 5 5 CMF My Dad 2 2 CMF Los Tiburon - - CF Doomrider 4 4 CF CENAWINSLOL 6 6 SS For You 2 2

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Vacant - - CB Al/ck/oholic - - CB Anthony Fantano - - CMF Check Em 1 1 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CF Da Hood 1 1

Sporting AFC Lad Banter United

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Gaston - - LB Blimp Train -2 -2 CB Read The Sticky 2 2 LB Huge Orson Welles 3 3 RB No Homo - - DMF 60's Spiderman 4 4 CMF GNU/Linux - - AMF Giga Puddi 23 23 SS Kacho Arino 23 23 LWF Niggardly Jew 4 4 CF Patrick Bateman 18 18

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stallman - - LB John Romero 2 2 CB Killer Mike 2 2 DMF Gunbuster 1 1 CMF Fuck The Police - - SS For You 5 5

The Surprise Package

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Stallman - - CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CB CS Grad - - LB /intsoc/ 1 1 RB Hide Nagachika - - CMF Pipebomb 1 1 CMF Edward Elric 1 1 AMF Lain Iwakura 1 1 CF CENAWINSLOL 9 9 CF Kerning 32 32 CF Install Gentoo 14 -14

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Vacant - - CB Read The Sticky 1 1 CB >filters 2 2 DMF 60s Spiderman 1 1 CMF Feet - - CF Kaworu Nagisa 1 1

Team Kinky Dong's Crate of Excitement

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK James Cameron 1 1 CB Big Tits - - CB Guts Thread 4 4 CB Mega Man - - RB Cultist-chan 1 1 CMF My Dad 2 2 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 AMF In The Crack 2 2 LMF Perfect Coffee 1 1 SS Doomguy 22 22 SS Yoko Littner 2 22

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Emprah - - CB Anthony Fantano 2 2 CB Shovelman - - CMF Los Tiburon - - DMF Gordon Ramsey - - CF Nachos 1 1

Team Fuck 5: Just Fucked At You, fyi

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Cast-Iron Skillet - - CB Atlas 2 2 LB Capeshit 1 1 RB Dr Dick - - CMF Los Tiburon - - CMF Ben Ibn Al-Ah'Fleck - - CMF Elzi 1 1 AMF /ck/ Challenge 7 7 SS Takeo Ischi 1 1 SS Dmitrys 4 4 CF Doomrider 58 58

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Airport General Mark X - - CB Free Will Doesn't Exist -2 -2 CB Old Steel 10 Speed - - CMF ShiPainter 4 4 AMF Triple Intergrals - - CF Space Negro 9 9

God Damn Thirsty Fucking Rocks FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Segata Sanshiro - - LB Dickass Thief 2 2 Faust is a CMF. Lost player -2 -2 RB Chinkmagic - - CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 CMF Ben Ibn Al-Ah'Fleck 1 1 CMF HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ 3 3 AMF In The Crack 2 2 AMF Creed 4 4 AMF American Dragon 16 16 SS CRT 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Cast-Iron Skillet - - LB Dorifto 1 1 RB Pierro Scaruffi 8 8 DMF Louis CK 1 1 CMF Los Tiburon - - CF Homucifer 8 8

Literally Guaranteed To Finish In The Bottom F.C.

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Civic 3 3 LB /intsoc/ - - CB NSFW Drop General - - RB Phil Elverum 2 2 DMF Levi Ackermann 4 4 CMF SCP Series - - CMF Skype - - CMF >Undergraduates - - CMF Spacecat 18 18 LWF Reika Kitami 5 5 RWF Selfie 9 9

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Gaston - - CB Guts Thread 4 4 CB MAME 1 1 CMF BAVI 3 3 CMF Theory (a geuss) - - SS Helvetica 7 7

Team >implying big market teams are relevant 3

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 10 10 CB Mega Man - - CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CB Gardevoir Paizuri - - DMF Feito-chan 4 4 CMF Virtual Boy - - CMF Greedy Resellers 9 9 AMF >>>/r/ 1 1 SS Helvetica 7 7 CF Kaworu Nagisa 18 18 CF Doomrider - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Taiga Kagami - - CB Small Tits - - CB Goggles 8 8 DMF Dressed/Undressed - - AMF Corvette vs GTR - - CF DA HOOD 5 5

Team Spicy Gundam

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Merzbow 3 3 CB Bjork - - CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CB Gardevoir Paizuri - - CMF IWantToCumInDashie 4 4 AMF Hipster Fixie 1 1 AMF Bepsi 1 1 AMF I Like Trains 2 2 SS Fuck You Pay Me 16 16 SS Boss Nigger 1 1 CF Gundam (yolo) 2 2

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Cavesponge - - CB Read The Sticky 2 2 CB Nasheed - - CMF Edward Elric 1 1 CMF Midousuji Akira 1 1 CF Kaworu Nagisa 7 7

F.C. Randomizer United Wednesday 2015

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Civic 3 3 LB Katie Loved Books - - CB Huge Orson Welles 6 6 CB Housefires 5 5 CB Big O - - RB Shimapan 1 1 DMF Alton Brown - - LMF L O N D O N 5 5 CMF Professor Zoom 2 2 SS K-Kisekae II 6 6 CF Tite Gapz - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Hypercrisis - - LB Elves - - CB Will I Die? 2 2 LMF 2edgy4me - - CMF Green Is My Pepper - - CF Futa/Alternative 2 2

Team Literally used random.org for this

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Muh Spooks - - RB Lava Golem - - LB John Romero 2 2 CB Fred -1 -1 CB NSFW Drop General - - DMF Use The Fucking Catalog - - CMF >Undergraduates - - AMF Akkarin 10 10 AMF I Like Trains 1 1 RWF Kneesocks - - SS K-Kisekae II 6 6

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK /cel/ - - CB Old Steel 10 Speed - - CB Chubby 6 6 DMF Feito-chan 4 4 DMF Pissey 2 2 CF Cunt Destroyer 5 5

Team Domain Drive

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Timestamp -2 -2 CB Big Tits 2 2 CB Rule 34 - - CB Multiple Attackers - - CB Housefires 5 5 DMF Sir Bearington 10 10 CMF IWantToCumInDashie 4 4 CMF Macarons 5 5 AMF Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider - - SS Pink Himalayan Salt 2 2 CF Kaworu Nagisa 14 14

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Powerglove -2 -2 CB Rate My Logo 7 7 CB Killer Mike - - CMF Satoru Iwata 2 2 CMF HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ 3 3 CF >rape 5 5

Team DJ LOUIE

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami 2 2 LB John Romero 4 4 CB Thanks M.A. Larson 4 4 CB Horsefucker 2 2 RB Aeris Dies 4 4 DMF Preggo 1 1 AMF American Dragon 16 16 AMF Akkarin 10 10 SS Fuck You Pay Me 1 1 SS Real Human Being 12 12 CF Brendan Fraser 5 5

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Segata Sanshiro 1 1 CB Chubby - - CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CMF Zone - - AMF Paul Walker - - CF Triforce 5 5

>not trying to get last

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Vacant - - RB Delicious Loli - - CB Trolled 2 Death - - CB Hinata Shouyou - - LB Communism - - DMF Shoggoth - - DMF Levi Ackermann - - CMF Spacecat 9 9 CF Yuuichiro Hyakuya - - CF Lucky Dice Thread - - LWF Areacodes - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Trigger Warning - - RB Doppeganger 1 1 LB Solomon Demon 1 1 DMF No Moves - - AMF Miss Hips - - CF Permalurker - -

Better than Smiff's team United F.C.® in IMAX® 3D HFR

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Cast Iron Skillet - - CB Goggles 2 2 LB John Romero 4 4 RB Plasti Dip - - DMF Botnet 1 1 AMF >>>/r/ 1 1 CMF Vaporwave 8 8 AMF Akkarin 10 10 SS For You 10 10 CF CENAWINSLOL 6 6 CF Takumi 18 18

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Fuckin' Saved 6 6 LB Hide Nagachika 1 1 CB Al/ck/oholic - - CMF Check Em 3 3 DMF Louis CK - - CF Doomrider 29 29

Wave your flag

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Snoop Dogg -2 -2 LB Kirby -1 -1 CB Al/ck/oholic - - RB Cousins By The Way 6 6 Sir Bearington is a medal. Lost player - - CMF Didn't Listen - - CMF GNU/Linux - - AMF Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider - - SS Purest Form of Love 10 10 SS Takeo Ischi 2 2 CF Takumi 17 17

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stallman - - CB Read The Sticky 2 2 CB Cleganebowl 1 1 DMF RIP Clarkson 1 1 CMF Black Sunshine - - SS Best Pony 19 19

_North gags on fat black memes Part 4: Spiral Vomit Edition

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Tankred - - CB Queen of /b/ - - CB Goggles 8 8 CB Guts Thread 4 4 CMF Muscle Wizard - - CMF Daily Dose 4 4 CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 AMF Giga Puddi 2 2 CF CENAWINSLOL 6 6 CF Kerning 36 36 CF Triforce 30 30

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stallman - - CB Shitbox 1 1 LB Dickass Thief - - CMF HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ 3 3 AMF >>>/r/ 1 1 CF Doomrider - -

Cringe and TCH

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Powerglove - - CB Housefires - - RB Lava Golem 4 4 CB CS Grad 2 2 CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CMF Food Pics From Japan 1 1 AMF Mr Thorax - - AMF Stacy's Mom 2 2 AMF LS1 Swap 2 2 CF Brendan Fraser 20 20 CF Takumi - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Cast Iron Skillet - - LB Dickass Thief 2 2 CB /tg/ Chess - - CMF Saworu Iwata 1 1 CMF WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY 2 2 SS For You 1 1

The Jollyville Fuck-Its

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK James Cameron 4 4 CB Huge Orson Welles 3 3 CB Killer Mike 2 2 LB Dickass Thief 2 2 RB Befriending -1 -1 DMF Pomf-chan 3 3 CMF Zone 5 5 AMF Alteisen Reise 2 2 SS ENF 10 10 SS Descartes 14 14 CF Woody 12 12

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Powerglove - - CB Al/ck/oholic - - CB (￣人￣) 0 0 AMF Sufjan Stevens 1 1 CMF Fuck The Police - - CF CENAWINSLOL 6 6

Team Best for Business

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Vacant - - CB Shovelman - - CB Rule 34 - - CB Chubby - - DMF Alton Brown - - DMF Not Blood Sisters 3 3 CMF Mr Thorax - - AMF In the Crack 11 11 SS Pink Himalayan Salt 11 11 SS Thunder Thighs 26 26 CF CENAWINSLOL 12 12

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Derpy Hooves 2 2 CB Goggles - - CB Onee-sama - - DMF Thinkpad - - CMF Gordon Ramsay - - CF Triforce 6 6

Team ">inb4 3rd again"

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Timestamp 1 1 RB Milkshakes With 3 Dudes - - CB Anthony Fantano 5 5 LB Mark Kozelek 1 1 AMF Thom Yorke 4 4 CMF GNU/Linux 5 5 AMF Paul Walker 4 4 AMF In The Crack 2 2 CF CRT 4 4 CF Install Gentoo 22 22 SS >rape 60 60

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Madokami 10 10 RB Plasti Dip - - LB Crotchtits 6 6 DMF Botnet 1 1 DMF Use The Fucking Catalog 1 1 CF Thunder Thighs 5 5

Team Unbearable Responsibility

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Tankred - - LB Cringe 6 6 CB Mormon Jesus 1 1 CB Free Will Doesn't Exist -2 -2 DMF H*nd H*lding 1 1 CMF My Dad 2 2 CMF SCP Series - - SS Trumpets 18 18 SS Lolicatgirls 3 3 CF Pyramid Head 2 2 - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Sad Panda 2 2 LB Urist McDwarf - - CB Cleganebowl 1 1 CMF Giantess 1 1 CMF >Biology >Hard Science - - CF Titty Monster 13 13

The Planeteers

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK James Cameron 1 1 RB Befriending - - CB Rate My Logo 2 2 CB Guts Thread 1 1 DMF Feito-chan 1 1 CMF Pipebomb 4 4 CMF Check Em 3 3 AMF Stacy's Mom 2 2 AMF Giga Puddi 23 23 CF Triforce 60 60 CF Kerning 22 22

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stallman - - CB JDIMSA - - RB Me And My Wife 1 1 CMF Daily Dose 3 3 CMF Ben Ibn Al-Ah'Fleck - - CF Doomrider 18 18

WAKALIWOOD presents: TEBAATEBAATEBAATEBAATUSASULA

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Powerglove - - LB Varg Vikernes 1 1 CB Doc Louis 3 3 RB Hide Nagachika - - CMF Zone 5 5 AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 AMF Sufjan Stevens 1 1 AMF WAT Racing 3 3 AMF Creed 16 16 CF Triforce 16 16 SS CRT 10 10

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Stallman 1 1 LB Capeshit 1 1 LB Ryuu Zaou 1 1 CMF Black Sunshine - - AMF Paul Walker 4 4 CF Homucifer 16 16

Mansnibbit Unabbit FC

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Tankred - - CB Atlas 2 2 CB Goggles 8 8 CB Horsefucker 2 2 DMF Louis CK 1 1 CMF Princess Twilight 9 9 CMF HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ 3 3 AMF >>>/r/ 7 7 AMF Teru Time 10 10 CF Best Pony 38 38 CF Homucifer 16 16

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Merzbow -2 -2 CB Gardevoir Paizuri 2 2 CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 CMF My Dad 3 3 AMF Paul Walker 4 4 CF For You 20 20

Team Blegh

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Jackie Chan Tulpa 1 1 CB :^) 2 2 CB Mega Man - - CB Shovelman - - CB Multiple Attackers - - CMF Princess Twilight 18 18 CMF My Dad 2 2 AMF Nice Grill 8 8 AMF Kinder Eggs 1 1 SS >rape 34 34 SS [s4s]-tan 21 21

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Emprah 3 3 CB Anthony Fantano 1 1 CB Shygirls -1 -1 CMF ShiPainter 4 4 DMF RIP Clarkson 1 1 SS For You 5 5

Rankings

2015 4chan Summer Cup Fantasy Football Rankings Rank Change Teams Points 1 Mansnibbit Unabbit FC 363 167 2 3 WHEN WILL SMALL MARKET FAGS STOP GETTING BTFO? 342 170 3 1 _North gags on fat black memes Part 4: Spiral Vomit Edition 329 145 4 2 Team bigsmall Market Teams sucked the Fuck in Ponyconspiracymercfagsshitpostcore #17starsontheflank. FC Soccer Club Team. 320 127 5 4 Team Teams that are going to top their groups 317 163 6 7 Team ">inb4 3rd again" 303 153 7 Team Fabrosi's Friendship Fantasy Fucks: Depression Edition 283 125 7 Team Blegh 283 125 9 3 The Planeteers 280 129 10 Bet Rigtor Inc. 276 123 11 8 Better than Smiff's team United F.C.® in IMAX® 3D HFR 270 85 12 6 Surf's Up 264 93 13 5 The Surprise Package 258 129 14 1 Straight Outta Ruston 255 113 15 9 I can't think of a name FC 247 125 16 8 White Pride Worldwide 245 123 17 6 Team No Nevermind I Still Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing 224 72 18 3 Team Best for Business 222 98 18 12 Team DJ LOUIE 222 110 20 12 My team > Your Team 212 109 21 2 Team Domain Drive 211 88 22 4 WAKALIWOOD presents: TEBAATEBAATEBAATEBAATUSASULA 208 88 23 9 Team 'Did Someone Just Say "Weeaboo?" 'Cause I Think I Heard Someone Say "Weeaboo."' 203 57 24 18 Team Smugleaf's Electric Mice Inc. 194 114 25 3 Sporting AFC Lad Banter United 187 69 25 13 Team Cute 2D Girls and Other Assorted Friends 187 91 27 11 Is this even legal? 183 47 28 10 Waifu-tan Memorial FC 177 48 29 12 Team when is /v/ going to git gud so I can put sanic in my FF team FC 176 41 30 9 LoliSquidGirls FC 164 40 31 11 Dr.Piccolos Daily Dose of Maymays 163 37 31 1 Team I should have done something better with my life, but I'm doing this instead 163 60 33 12 Wave your flag 162 88 34 8 Team >implying big market teams are relevant 3 158 38 35 4 Team Kinky Dong's Crate of Excitement 157 51 36 8 As Kawaii As It Can Be 151 33 36 12 Team IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK, YOU'LL BE SCORIN' ON FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME, MIGHT EVEN WIN A CUP OR TWO 151 85 38 2 Team Una vela… 145 57 39 3 Cringe and TCH 140 42 40 5 The Jollyville Fuck-Its 135 36 41 2 God Damn Thirsty Fucking Rocks FC 121 44 42 3 Team Spicy Gundam 118 44 43 11 Team Literally used random.org for this 114 11 44 3 May-May United 111 38 45 6 Team Fuck 5: Just Fucked At You, fyi 110 20 46 9 Team Unbearable Responsibility 108 11 47 6 Literally Guaranteed To Finish In The Bottom F.C. 107 23 48 5 Cyclo Logic Gaming 100 23 49 1 If It Happens On Game Day, You Didn't Get PES'd -- The Other Team Was Just Better 72 6 50 >not trying to get last 70 10 50 1 F.C. Randomizer United Wednesday 2015 70 11

Rules

Teams are to be put on the wiki before the scheduled starting time of the first match of the tournament. This team will count for the whole tournament.

Teams must consist of: a team name, eleven starting players and six substitutes, a captain and a vice-captain. The eleven starting players must follow these guidelines:

• 1 goalkeeper
• 3-5 defenders, with a maximum of 1 LB and 1 RB. CBs are limitless
• 3-6 midfielders, with a maximum of 1 LMF, 1 RMF, 3 AMFs, 3 CMFs, 3 DMFs, and at least one CMF or DMF.
• 1-3 forwards, with a maximum of 1 LWF and 1 RWF. CFs and SSs are limitless
  

The substitutes must consist of one goalkeeper, two defenders, two midfielders and one forward.

A team must have exactly two gold and two silver players. This does not include the forward substitute, who can be either gold or silver without affecting these limitations - however, a forward substitute cannot fill in for a lower class, so a gold forward substitute cannot fill in for a silver. Furthermore, a team may have no more than three players overall from any one board.

If a player in the team's starting eleven does not play in a round, a substitute who does may take their spot. The player must be from the same category, but specific position differences are allowed (so a CB may fill in for a LB, but not for a DMF).

For each round of matches, all players who take the field will receive a score for their performance. The team's score will be calculated at the end of each round as the sum of the scores of their eleven players. If a player does not play and is not covered by a substitute, they will count 0 towards the team's score.

Following the group stages of a cup, teams are allowed to remove eliminated players and replace them with players still in the tournament. The team must run the same formation but can change the individual positions (so a CB may swap for an RB if it does not break the maximums listen above). Medals must remain in the same section of defence, midfield or attack but can change positions. If there are no more players at a level, you are permitted to move the player up or down to the nearest available spot to replace the player. For instance, if you have a gold CB in the team and that was the only team with a gold CB, you then look to teams with a gold DMF then CMF, LMF/RMF, AMF, SS, LWF/RWF, CF in that order. The reverse can be used for non medal strikers. Captains and vice captains can change at this stage.

Scoring

Points are accumulated as follows:

• 1 point for each full point of match rating in excess of 4.
• 6 points for a defender or goalkeeper scoring a goal.
• 5 points for a midfielder scoring a goal.
• 4 points for a forward scoring a goal.
• 3 points for a goal assist.
• 4 points for a defender or goalkeeper if their team managed a clean sheet and they played 60 minutes or more.
• 3 points for a defender or goalkeeper if their team managed a clean sheet and they took the field yet played less than 60 minutes.
• 1 point for a midfielder if their team managed a clean sheet and they played 60 minutes or more.
• 1 point for every 2 saves made by a goalkeeper.
• 5 points for a goalkeeper saving a penalty (not if it is missed).
• -2 points for a player who misses a penalty.
• 3 points if a player is judged Man of the Match by PES.
• 2 points if the player's match rating is equal to or higher than the Man of the Match's.
• 1 point if the player's match rating is 0.5 less than the Man of the Match's.
• -1 point for every 2 goals conceded by a defender or goalkeeper's team while the player was on the field.
• -1 point for the player receiving a yellow card.
• -3 points for the player receiving a red card.
• -5 points for the player receiving a red card from 2 yellow cards.
• -2 points for the player scoring an own goal.
  

After these scores are tallied, the captain will have his score doubled, and if he did not play then the vice-captain's score will be doubled instead.

Once scores have been calculated for each match day, they will be posted. The competition will run for the duration of the cup. At the conclusion of the tournament, the team with the highest score will be awarded the Hatte Saburo trophy.